It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 443 If I don’t show my power, do you really think I’m 0?
Chapter 443 If I don’t show my power, do you really think I’m 0?
"BOOM!"
A cannonball as thick as a thigh shot out from Nightingale's crotch and hit Golden Dragon's forehead directly.
A violent explosion and flames swept through the entire room, destroying all the carefully arranged furniture and furnishings.
"Ow!"
When the smoke cleared, a golden dragon with its head cracked into a spider web-like shape roared out and continued to rush towards the vampire girl.
"Not dead yet?"
The nightingale opened its mouth and extended a large-caliber gun barrel.
She pressed her slightly protruding Adam's apple, and a long, thick bullet with a thin, narrow tip shot out and hit Jinlong's injured head again.
"Crack!"
After a sound like glass breaking, the five-clawed golden dragon finally turned into points of Buddha's light unwillingly.
"If I don't show my power, you really think I'm a P (0 for lesbian)."
Nightingale swallowed the barrel back and said domineeringly.
"Well, the female donor's methods are very similar to those of an old friend of mine."
The monk was not angry when he saw this, but seemed to be thinking about something.
"Does your old friend like to wear a black and red tuxedo, a sapphire brooch, white gloves, a slicked-back hair, and speak in a halting manner?"
Nightingale raised an eyebrow.
"That's right. I wonder what the relationship is between the female donor and my old friend?"
the monk asked.
“That’s my father.”
"Oh, oh, oh, what a fate."
There was still no expression on the monk's face, but there was a hint of smile in his tone.
"Back then, I saw that your father had a connection with the Buddha, so I wanted to teach him the Dharma and enlighten his wisdom. Unfortunately, he was young and hot-tempered at the time, and not only did he not understand my good intentions, he also attacked me."
"Afterwards, your Lord passed away and it is difficult to find any trace of him in the Metaverse. This has always been a deep regret for me."
"Today I meet the daughter of an old friend again, and I can add a guardian to my Buddhist sect. It is a double blessing and great luck."
He clasped his hands together.
"What is the master's Dharma name?"
Nightingale asked.
"Amitabha, here is my personal information. You can find it by scanning it."
The monk turned around and faced the three potato sisters.
The exposed back depicts a square pattern with black matte paint and blue luminous paint.
If Liu Zheng was here, he would recognize it immediately. This is a QR code.
"Okay."
Nightingale readily took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the QR code on the monk's back.
"Ding!"
A beep sounds.
"Donor lady, aren't you afraid that I might tamper with this QR code?"
The monk asked with a smile.
"I was afraid you wouldn't do anything."
Nightingale also asked with a smile.
This phone was a gift from her father as an adult, and it had a customized version of violent security software installed on it.
If the monk wanted to use the QR code to trick her, she would let him feel the heavy love from his strict father.
"Amitabha. Since the female donor treats me with sincerity, I will not be a mean person in vain."
The monk clasped his hands together and said.
Nightingale smiled noncommittally and looked at the phone screen.
"Dharma Name: Dade"
"Secular name: ***"
"temple:***"
"Position: ***"
"Achievement: ***"
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"If you don't want people to know, then why add such a project? Are you taking off your pants to fart?"
The nightingale chuckled.
"Although Buddhism has no intention of concealing its truth, the world has the intention of slandering Buddhism. There are also countless evil demons who want to harm Buddhists. Those tricks are used to prevent them."
"If we are both Buddhist disciples, we will naturally not be affected."
The great monk explained.
"Forget it, I don't really want to get to know you."
Nightingale refused.
"Amitabha. Since we are all descendants of old friends, why not make peace and avoid damaging the relationship?"
"You two donors can go back to the temple with me for a few days to study Buddhist scriptures, listen to Buddhist teachings, and worship the Buddhas."
"If you really have no affinity with Buddhism, how about I send you two back?"
The great monk suggested.
"Monk, do you think we will believe it?"
Nightingale sneered.
If you send it back respectfully, if you send the cenotaph back respectfully, she will believe it.
"Amitabha, monks do not tell lies. I swear to the Buddha that if I break my oath, I will fall into the hell of need and will never be tested again."
The great monk swore.
"I don't understand. You are all family anyway. It's up to you to decide whether to have an affair or not. There is no guarantee at all."
Nightingale said unkindly.
"Then I wonder what I can do to give you a guarantee?"
The great monk heard that her tone had softened and immediately asked.
"Well, I'll have to think about it carefully."
Nightingale said, rolling her eyes.
"Of course I have to think about it carefully, but you better hurry up. It's not that I'm anxious, but I'm afraid the security guards of the apartment building can't withstand the punches of my monks."
The great monk said calmly.
"Monk, you don't think you can threaten us with the lives of those security guards, do you?"
Nightingale sneered.
She is not that kind of good-hearted delivery man. Let alone a group of security guards, even if someone threatened her with the life of the vampire girl, she would take action without hesitation.
The reason I took action just now, besides being in the same boat, was also largely because I was afraid that it would be difficult to explain to Liu Zheng afterwards.
Based on Nightingale's understanding of Liu Zheng, if she dared to leave the vampire girl alone, he would really beat her up and then part ways with her.
"You have misunderstood. The Buddha is merciful. Buddhists should not commit murder without reason."
"So, in order to avoid hurting the lives of the security guards, I will take the two donors away directly, and then we can discuss it slowly later."
The great monk shook his head.
"I really need to poop right now. Wait until I'm done."
Nightingale said rudely.
"Amitabha, please go ahead. But remember, pooping also counts time."
The great monk made a gesture of invitation.
"Well, I won't do it anymore."
Nightingale corrected herself.
"It is the donor's freedom to pull or not pull."
"ten."
"Nine."
"Eight."
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The great monk started counting down immediately.
"Are you counting your own lives, bald ass?"
A voice suddenly came into his bionic cochlea.
"Ok?"
The great monk frowned and looked in the direction of the sound.
But I saw a humanoid tentacle monster wearing a yellow vest running towards this side.
"It's Liu Zheng. It must be Liu Zheng who is here."
The vampire girl lying on the ground was overjoyed when she saw his actions.
Although they were isolated by the formation and did not hear Liu Zheng's voice, she was so sure of it.
"Is this the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant?"
The great monk was stunned for a moment, and then quickly found the relevant information in the database.
Although the Buddhist sect has shrunk its power to the metaverse, important common sense in the metropolis will still be popularized. "Am I forced to deliver food?"
Monk Dade was a little frightened for a moment. After all, the Bloody Restaurant's notoriety was highlighted in red in his database.
"Chi Wu, Zhi Chan, Zhi Kong, stop him."
Seeing that Liu Zheng was about to rush to the area where the two sides were fighting, he shouted loudly.
"Yes, Master."
The three monks who also used bionic bodies responded, immediately left the security guards they were fighting with, and rushed towards Liu Zheng.
"You dare to stop the people from the Bloody Restaurant from delivering takeout? Are you Buddhists tired of living? Believe it or not, I will report to the boss, and our takeout department will rush out in full force, rush into the Metaverse, and turn you all into donkey meat hotpot."
Liu Zheng shouted loudly.
"Zhi Wu, Zhi Zhan, Zhi Kong, wait a moment."
Hearing his words, the great monk twitched his face and called out to his disciple.
He has a high level of cultivation, and the bionic body he uses is naturally also very advanced, so he has no problem making micro-expressions or something like that.
I had a blank expression on my face just now, just because I felt it was unnecessary.
"Amitabha. Benefactor, are you really the delivery man of the Bloody Restaurant?"
The great monk bowed with one hand and asked.
"Nonsense, is there anyone else who is so idle as to pretend to be us?"
Liu Zheng said unhappily.
Everyone is afraid of the delivery man in the bloody restaurant, and everyone also wants him to be beaten.
You can’t charge a “tithe” for fake food delivery, so what’s the point of pretending to be a food delivery man? Do you buy insurance and want to get a fake refund?
"Then may I ask, benefactor, where do you want your takeaway to be delivered?"
The great monk said without taking offense.
"This is a trade secret. Why should I tell you?"
He said it bluntly.
"Donor, you don't know that we have important things to do here. If you insist on not telling me, I will not be able to let you go."
The great monk made a gesture, and Zhiwu, Zhicang and Zhikong approached silently again.
"You think I'm afraid of you?"
Liu Zheng sneered.
"Come on, if you don't let me deliver food, we'll all die."
He directly took out the teething stick and pointed it at the bald head of the monk Dade.
"Name: Tindalos's Teething Stick (Disposable)"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: After throwing, it can summon a Tindalos Hound, which lasts for three minutes."
"Note: Please note that the dog summoned may not be the original Tindaros dog."
“Can I take the copy out: No”
"Amitabha, why did you use such a deadly weapon right at the beginning?"
The monk Dade’s face trembled even more violently.
"If I don't use it, I'm afraid I won't have the chance to use it again, right?"
Liu Zheng looked at his three disciples who were eager to try and said.
"Your disciples are all very vigorous and powerful, which makes me very nervous. When I get nervous, my tentacles can't help but tremble. When they tremble, oh my!
He screamed, and the teether almost slipped out of the tentacles.
"what!"
It didn't matter that he slipped, all the monks and security guards scattered and retreated like frightened birds, completely ignoring the fact that they were fighting each other a second ago.
"Oh, it didn't fall off~"
Liu Zheng said in pretended surprise.
"Amitabha, benefactor, please hold on to such valuable things and don't drop them again."
The great monk said reluctantly.
"That's hard to say. I'm notoriously slippery and I always drop things."
"Last time I dropped a bomb and it blew up the whole street."
"Hey, what do you think would happen if I threw a teething stick into the metaverse? Would it eat you all?"
He asked with a curious look on his face.
"Are you threatening me, benefactor?"
The monk Dade's face darkened.
"Yeah, so what?"
Liu Zheng looked fearless, and the monk Dade was indeed threatened by him.
The City Hall and the Tindalos clan have signed an agreement that they are not allowed to appear and hurt people in the metropolis at will.
However, whether the Metaverse is considered within the territory of Metropolis is an interesting question.
The great monk didn't want to gamble, nor did he dare to gamble.
If the Buddha or some great bodhisattvas took action, they would surely be able to capture the Hound of Tindalos.
But this alien species is the most vicious and vengeful, and will definitely cause trouble again in the future.
By then, I'm afraid all the consequences will be blamed on him.
"Amitabha, as the saying goes, it is better to resolve an grievance than to create one. We have no grudges against the donor in the past or in the present, so why should we meet each other in life and death?"
"If I remember correctly, the donor himself may not be able to escape the hunting of the Hounds of Tindalos, right?"
The great monk chanted the Buddha's name loudly, suppressed the anger in his heart and said.
"Yeah, so what? We're delivery guys, and every time we go out we never plan to go back."
"How can we deliver all the takeaways without ordering everyone to die?"
Liu Zheng said proudly.
"The donor's courage is admirable, but his method is too unkind."
The great monk shook his head.
"You are a monk, why do you keep saying what the Taoist priest said? Just tell me whether you will let me send you or not?"
"To whom exactly does the donor want to send the takeaway?"
The great monk asked stubbornly.
"So annoying. Give it to the vampire girl in 1219 of 'Aladdin' apartment, okay?"
Liu Zheng said impatiently.
"1219?"
The great monk turned around and looked at the door number, and it was indeed the target person's room.
As for the vampire girl, she should be referring to the vampire that was knocked down by him.
"What a coincidence! We are just discussing something with the donors from 1219. How about you give me the takeaway food and I will pass it on to you."
The great monk suggested.
"You wish. What if you turn around and show off to me?"
Of course Liu Zheng refused.
"Amitabha, I observe the precepts and do not eat meat. Besides, my body does not need to eat normally."
The great monk said.
"Not needing it doesn't mean you can't eat it, and there are so many people who enjoy eating and drinking. How do I know you're not one of them?"
"Forget it, forget it. You have treated my sincere words as shit. Let's see how it goes."
"Certainly!"
Before the monk Dade could finish his words, he suddenly formed seals with his hands, and a beam of Buddha's light came out from his hand seals at lightning speed and hit Liu Zheng.
He suddenly felt his body stiffen, and he couldn't move any limbs.
"Zhi Wu, Zhi Chan, Zhi Kong, take down this beast!"
The great monk shouted loudly.
If you can convert the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant into a disciple, it would be considered a great merit.
By then, together with the mermaid and the yellow-haired monster, his path to the Bodhisattva status will be unobstructed.
"Yes!"
The three disciples who had been waiting for a long time immediately rushed towards Liu Zheng.
"Wang!"
A loud and short dog bark was heard, and the dog-headed man holding a Roman shield jumped high, then punched the three monks hard.
The three of them could not ignore the fierce punch, so they could only turn around to block it.
"boom!"
After three consecutive punches, Zhi Wu, who was the first to receive the punch, immediately spat out a mouthful of blue liquid.
Judging from the viscosity and glossiness, it should be something similar to motor oil.
Zhichuang and Zhikong, who were punched later, were much better and just took a few steps back.
As for the dog's head, it looked rather miserable. Its short claws were abnormally bent, and it looked as if they were already disabled.
"Roman Kobold, I'll give you two hundred thousand to kill these damn bald donkeys!"
Liu Zheng reacted and shouted immediately.
(End of this chapter)
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