It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 436: The Innate Self-Destructing Truck Body
Chapter 436: The Innate Self-Destructing Truck Body
"meeting."
Red Ghost said affirmatively.
".Boss, at your level, is this the only type of prop that can kill both parties?"
Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.
"I don't know about other people, but to me these are just souvenirs."
"Besides, this doesn't seem like a mutually-destroying item to me."
Red Ghost replied calmly.
"That's true."
"Do you have any knowledge of engineering or architecture?"
Red Ghost asked.
"Uh, does stacking blocks count?"
He thought about it.
"Not counting."
"Then there will be none."
Liu Zheng sighed.
In addition to his strong hands-on skills, he is also very much a liberal arts student, and his knowledge of science and engineering is limited to textbooks and novels.
"That's all I can do. I have a simple fortification that can withstand air raids, but it requires knowledge of engineering or architecture to use."
Red Ghost said.
"It's okay, it's not like there's no solution."
He shrugged.
It's just for air raid defense, it doesn't really require fortifications.
"Do you want that German to help?"
The Red Ghost saw through his thoughts.
"May I?"
"Of course. There is no good or evil in weapons. Only the people who use them are good or bad. I believe you will not become a reactionary."
Red Ghost nodded.
"You just said I might become a villain."
“Reactionaries and villains are not the same thing. Sometimes if you want revolution, you have to stand against the people.”
“If you don’t have a will of steel and superhuman abilities, you will either be overthrown by the people or be coerced by them.”
The Red Ghost seemed to be inspired.
"It just so happens that I don't have either of these two. So I'd better just be a citizen, salute when alive and send flowers after death."
Liu Zheng said.
"Go ahead, you cunning boy. Have fun with the children for a while, but don't lead them astray."
The Red Ghost glared at him.
"okay."
He turned and left.
"Wait a moment."
When Liu Zheng walked to the door of the warehouse, the Red Ghost called him again.
"What's wrong? Boss."
he asked doubtfully.
"I suddenly thought of something that you might be able to use."
The Red Ghost went back into the pile of junk and started searching.
Soon, it took out a photo frame.
There was a portrait in the frame. It showed a man with a slicked-back hair, a big beard, a stern face and a serious expression. He looked quite similar to the Red Ghost in a coat.
Below his neck was a collar similar to that of a military uniform, with red and yellow collar badges on it.
But underneath the collar was a red and blue robe that looked like the kind often worn by clergy.
The man raised his right hand, with his fingers slightly bent into a gesture, and his left hand held an open classic with words printed in large fonts that Liu Zheng did not recognize.
There is also a halo woven with gold wire behind his head, and the halo is surrounded by light made up of gems of various colors, which looks extremely sacred and noble.
But both the man's expression and his military collar make the painting look discordant.
"This is?"
"I don't know what this means. I can only say that the people need leaders, but it is difficult for them to truly know leaders. Their subjective initiative and creativity are endless."
"So, in the end, this is something that is hard to describe."
The Red Ghost showed a rare helpless expression.
“Yeah, it’s really creative.”
Liu Zheng expressed his approval.
When he was writing novels, readers said he was a patchwork freak, but if anyone is really trying to patch things up, it should be the people.
He took the portrait, but no item introduction popped up.
"So how do you use this?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Just carry it with you, and it will trigger itself."
Red Ghost said.
"Won't this bring in the City Hall?"
He was a little worried.
They even put out the portrait of the Red Ghost, which is like dancing in a minefield in the city hall.
"It's okay. Apart from this face, this painting has nothing to do with me. The power inside is not mine. It even belongs to my enemy."
"Well, it seems that it is not completely irrelevant. Anyway, you can use it with confidence."
The Red Ghost didn't know how to describe it, so he just said it perfunctorily.
"Okay, you're the boss, you have the final say."
Liu Zheng packed up all his things, played Landlord with the children for a while, and then left the shelter.
He walked in the direction he came from and soon saw the fisherman standing by the river.
And the white tumor eyeball on his head.
"Greetings, respected sewer lord."
Liu Zheng hesitated for a moment and bowed.
"You look like you've gained a lot."
The sewer glanced at him and said.
"It's all thanks to you."
He said modestly.
"You don't have to say that. You did some minor work yourself."
The sewer said naturally.
".You're right."
What should we do if the boss has no shame? We can only cover for him.
"Is the mission accomplished?"
The sewer asked.
"finished."
Liu Zheng quickly stepped forward and handed over the camera.
"Hmm, not bad, not bad."
The sewer looked at it and nodded.
"As long as you're satisfied."
"I am now more and more glad that I spared your life."
The sewer looked at him with admiration, as if he was looking at one of his own works.
"Who would have thought that a person who was being chased by rats a few days ago would now beat up the Red Ghost, and it did it willingly."
"It's just a competition, we're evenly matched."
Liu Zheng quickly clarified.
"You should be careful."
Sewer made a sarcastic remark but didn't say anything else.
Although it was another brain that negotiated with the Red Ghost last time, the feeling of that punch was shared.
"What about the brain thing?"
"The cemetery has taken a liking to you, too, right?"
The sewer asked.
"The gravekeeper did ask me to do something."
He said politely.
"Didn't you ask him about my clone?"
"Well, the gravekeeper was a little impatient at the time, so I didn't dare to mention it."
Liu Zheng's heart skipped a beat and he spoke cautiously.
Of course, the real reason was that he forgot.
After all, there were too many things about Liu Zheng, and it would be impossible to remember them all even if his memory was strengthened.
Replacing the brain is not an urgent matter, and it is normal to forget it.
"is it?"
The sewer looked at him with a half-smile.
"If you don't dare, then don't dare. If you are less courageous, you can live longer, and I won't have to look for a dog again. After all, it's hard to find a dog as useful as you."
He reached out and patted Liu Zheng's face, and the latter remained calm.
"But it's just as well that I didn't ask. He may not be able to find my clone."
The sewer stretched out a hand as he spoke, and a thick, turbid tear fell from the white tumor eye on the ceiling, falling into his hand and turning into a tadpole-shaped bead. "Give this to him, and he will definitely be able to find it now."
Said the sewer.
"Aren't you afraid that he might harm you by this method?"
Liu Zheng took the tear and asked.
"I'm ready to give you my head, are you still afraid of this one tear?"
The sewer looked at him like an idiot.
"Well, it seems so."
Liu Zheng scratched his head.
"There is generally no need for conflict between us. Even if there is a conflict, it is not based on these little tricks."
"Besides, how do you know I didn't do anything with the tears?"
The sewer sneered.
"I don't know, and I don't want to know. I'm just an emotionless mission-running machine."
He shook his head.
"Very good, keep it up. I will definitely treat you well when I get out."
The sewer painted a rosy picture for him.
"It has been an honor to serve you."
Liu Zheng bowed again.
"Your bow is quite professional."
“I went out of town to learn this.”
He said.
"Yes, you are indeed a good dog. Since you behave so well, I can't be stingy. I have to give you some meat."
"Other owners would think I can't afford it if they knew about it."
"Tell me, what do you want?"
The sewer touched his head as if he was really stroking a dog's head.
However, Liu Zheng's expression remained calm. As long as it was not a substantial insult, this little humiliation would be nothing.
"Last time the fisherman gave me a black koi, which can bring extreme luck after extreme bad luck. I want another similar fish."
He thought about it.
Many of his upcoming actions will require high luck, and the black koi is the most effective one he knows of so far.
Of course, the negative effect is also the strongest.
"Black Koi?"
The sewer reached its hand into the river and immediately pulled it back.
"No more. This kind of fish is hermaphroditic and only gives birth to one baby. The last one should have been given to you. This female fish needs to be kept for reproduction, so I can't give it to you."
He shook his head.
The ecology of the sewer is also part of the sewer, and it will not be good for it if it collapses.
"OK then."
Liu Zheng was a little disappointed.
"But since I promised you, I won't let you leave empty-handed. It would be too embarrassing if it got out."
The sewer said again.
But he still plans to escape from the sewer and become a free man.
If you ruin your reputation now, how will you live on the ground when you return to the surface?
"That?"
"Wait."
After saying this, he jumped into the sewer.
After a while, the river water began to surge, one wave after another.
Then the waves grew higher and higher, almost hitting the ceiling.
Liu Zheng stood still, letting the river water pour over him.
There's nowhere to hide anyway. At worst, I can just go back to the Yakudo Sento and take a bath later.
"With such big waves, it didn't rain. How stingy."
He was cricketing in his heart.
I remember when Liu Zheng went to Ningbo on a business trip and there was a typhoon, he picked up a big fish.
Although he didn't like eating fish and couldn't tell the difference between sea fish and river fish, he didn't know whether the fish was caught from the sea or from the vegetable market.
As for the fish, he took it home and raised it for two days before giving it to Party A's boss.
It is said that Party A's boss got lost in the neighborhood for two hours on his way home, and the cooperation was naturally successful.
"found it."
There was a sound of a sewer coming from the bottom of the river, and then he blasted through the waves and rose into the air, holding a long, thin bone in his hand that looked like a snake bone.
The sewer palm turned into a fish-killing knife, and with one knife he cut off a piece of bone, and then rubbed it into a relic.
Then he threw away the bones and threw the relic to Liu Zheng.
Liu Zheng quickly caught the relic, and the item introduction popped up immediately.
"Name: The Black Carp Dragon's Relic of Resentment (One-time)"
"Type: Props"
"Quality: Perfect"
"Effect: After use, there is a 99% chance of instant death, and a 1% chance of obtaining the 'Good Luck' status."
"Note: I won't accept this! I won't accept this! I hate it, hate it!"
“Can I take the copy out: No”
“Good Luck: The player’s luck value is increased to MAX and lasts for one hour.”
Good guy, Liu Zhengzhi exclaimed. Good guy.
If his luck value remains at MAX for one hour, he can become the owner of a black market casino and empty the scratch-off lottery prize pool.
It is indeed a prop of perfect quality, the effect is solid.
Of course, the triggering conditions are also quite harsh.
The one percent chance of getting a positive effect was enough to make Liu Zheng speechless, and the ninety-nine percent chance of triggering an instant death effect made him roll his eyes.
If he could have avoided instant death, that would have been quite the luck.
"How about it, generous enough?"
The sewer asked.
"You are very generous. But I am afraid I cannot afford it."
Liu Zheng smiled bitterly.
"That's your business. I guarantee that the effect that others can give you now is definitely not as strong as mine."
The sewer said confidently.
“It’s strong enough.”
He put away the relic of resentment with a look of pain on his face.
I got another life-threatening weapon, the innate self-destructive truck holy body.
"Could this black carp dragon be the evolution of a black koi?"
Liu Zheng asked casually.
"That's right. When he first climbed the Dragon Gate, clouds and rain followed him, and the sky fire burned his tail from behind, and he turned into a dragon."
The sewer read a passage of ancient Chinese literature.
"Then why didn't it fly away?"
"I didn't leave, why should it leave?"
It's natural to go into the water.
"Um"
He didn't know how to answer.
"Of course, I'm not entirely jealous. It eats my food and drinks my water, and it uses my luck to leap over the dragon gate."
"If it really gets away, it's like I'm missing a piece. It's not a big deal, but I don't have to fulfill it."
The sewer said coldly.
"understood."
Liu Zheng was not sure about the feud between the two.
"Why don't you just grind it up and scatter its ashes into the river as nutrients? Why do you still keep its remains?"
he asked again.
"It is rare for a carp to leap over the dragon gate, and a black koi that transforms into a dragon is even rarer. Even if I wanted to make it happen on purpose, it would be almost impossible. Of course, I have to keep it."
"See, this is going to come in handy, isn't it?"
The sewer said this quite complacently.
"Great, great! You are indeed the smartest will, and you are far-sighted."
Liu Zheng flattered the emperor skillfully.
"You're not bad either. Although you're not as strong as the fisherman, you're much better at serving people than him."
The sewer patted his shoulder.
"Don't dare."
He was flattered.
"Catch my clone back soon, so I can make up for it."
Said the sewer.
"what?"
"Do you really think that I can come to the fisherman without paying a price?"
The sound of the sewer became smaller and smaller, until it was silent.
(End of this chapter)
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