It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 425: Niu Ma's beating was not unjustified

“This champion cow horse came from a breeding farm.”

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"Which farm?"

The fierce light in the eyes of the cows and horses dimmed a little.

"Farm 103."

He said it word for word.

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The cattle and horses were silent.

"Push forward."

After a moment, it said.

"The door isn't wide enough."

Liu Zheng looked at the distance between the doors and said.

"Step aside."

He quickly stepped aside.

Immediately, the door of the lounge was pushed open.

A pair of hooves grabbed the door frames on both sides and pulled them towards the sides with force.

Soon, the door of the lounge was propped up to the size of two cows and horses.

"Is it enough?"

Niuma asked.

"enough."

Liu Zheng was not surprised that the gate had this function. After all, there were all kinds of races in the metropolis, and there must be creatures that were larger than cows and horses.

He tied the cart with his four tentacles and used all his strength to push the body of the champion cow and horse into the lounge.

"Father."

No method is needed. When the cow and horse see the champion cow and horse for the first time, they recognize each other's identity.

"Napoleon's sick chicken."

The next second, it started cursing.

With its intelligence, how could it not guess the tricks played by the white-feathered chicken?

"At least I've returned your father to you, big brother, forget it."

Liu Zheng advised.

"If it had told me earlier, would it still be necessary? It's obvious that it was just keeping it to control me."

The cattle and horses refused to give in.

"Not necessarily. Maybe he kept it to disgust you."

"You have a bad mouth, do you want me to fix it for you?"

The cattle and horses looked at him and gnashed their teeth.

"I was wrong, big brother, please continue to worship your father."

Liu Zheng decisively admitted his mistake.

"Humph."

Being interrupted by him, the emotions in Niu Ma's heart were diluted a lot.

"After living for so long, I finally have a father."

It looked at the corpses of the champion cows and horses and spoke slowly.

"Ah."

Liu Zheng nodded slightly.

"What's my father's name?"

Niuma asked.

"Napoleon didn't tell me, and I guess he doesn't have a name."

He said.

A champion cow horse is still a cow horse and does not need a name.

"It won't work without a name. When I buy a tombstone, I won't know what to engrave on it."

Niuma shook his head.

"I'm so awesome, my dad must be awesome too, so let's call him Niu Dafa."

It thought for a moment and said.

"Good name."

Liu Zheng recalled all the sufferings he had endured in his life before he could hold back his laughter.

"Do you want to eat my dad?"

Niuma asked directly.

"Yes."

He replied bluntly.

"That's impossible. I want to buy a cemetery for my father, buy him a coffin, and carve a tombstone for him so that he can rest in peace."

"I don't know when it was born, nor do I know when it died, so let's consider today as its birthday and also the anniversary of its death."

"From now on, I will bring my wife and kids to worship it on this day every year. I call it dad, my wife calls it grandpa, and my kids call it grandpa."

"When I die, I will buy a cemetery next to it. My children will bring their children to pay homage to me and it. My children's children will call me grandpa and call it great-grandpa."

"Generation after generation, we will no longer be livestock with numbers in a farm, but citizens of the metropolis, a family."

As Niuma spoke, he closed his eyes and his expression became peaceful.

"That's great. If I'm still here, I can help you compile your family tree."

Liu Zheng clapped softly.

"Why don't you ask me what to do with the cattle and horses on my farm? Do they deserve to continue to be livestock for generations?"

The cows and horses suddenly opened their eyes and stared at it.

"If you are successful, you can help the world; if you are poor, you can only take care of yourself."

He shook his head and said.

"What do you mean?"

Niuma asked seriously.

".It means that when a person strives, he must consider both his own strength and the course of history."

"Speak the Common Language, kid. Otherwise, I will make you die with my father."

The cows and horses raised their hooves.

"You can do as much as you can. If you can expand the cattle and horse family and occupy a place in the pyramid of power in the metropolis in the future, you will naturally be able to help the cattle and horses in the farm."

Liu Zheng had no choice but to speak more bluntly.

"But it always feels boring."

Niuma sighed.

"If you want to be successful, don't get married. If you have a family, don't be successful. Live well and leave opportunities to the next generation."

He walked forward and patted the cow and horse on the shoulder.

"When will it be your turn to teach me a lesson?"

The cow-horse slapped his tentacles aside.

"If you really don't want to bother me, I'll find a chance to blow up Farm 103."

Liu Zheng comforted.

"Don't you plan to start a family?"

The cows and horses glanced at him.

"Let's talk about it later. I'm still young now, and it's the right time to start a career."

He said perfunctorily.

"I think it's time to cause trouble."

The cow and horse muttered.

"That's about it. Don't worry about the details. I'm leaving now. I have to go exchange the coffin with the French plane tree. Remember to return the cart for me."

After Liu Zheng finished speaking, he turned and left.

Niuma opened his mouth to call out to him, but finally closed it.

"Damn it, humans are just annoying cows and horses."

Only after Liu Zheng walked away did Niu Ma start to curse loudly.

After cursing, it carried Niu Dafa's body out of the lounge and walked towards the kitchen.

After a moment, it came back.

"Fuck, I forgot."

The oxen and horses put Niu Dafa's body on two carts and pushed them away together.
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"Hello, please sign for your takeaway."

Liu Zheng jumped out of the truck and said with a smile.

"Do you know how much you deserve a beating for saying this?"

The plane tree rolled its eyes at him.

"How much do you deserve a beating?"

"Number two on the Met death prank list, what do you say?"

Said the French plane tree.

"This can only rank second, so what is first?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"Want to know?"

"Yes I do."

"Haha, I won't tell you."

The plane tree said proudly.

"Then I won't show you the body of the wood elf."

He shrugged.

"Hmph, you don't dare. We have signed an annual ring contract. If you dare to violate the contract, I can eat you at any time." The French plane tree looked like he was in a dominant position.

"Yes, I promised to get you the body of a wood elf, but I haven't gotten it yet."

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

"What are you doing here if you can't get it? Get out of here right now and don't disturb me from enjoying the moon."

The plane tree said impatiently.

"Isn't the moon out yet?"

He looked at the dark sky and said.

"None of your business. Get out of here. My chloroplasts are going to be dirty if a filthy human like you keeps emitting stinky gas around."

The French plane tree made a direct personal attack.

"Really? Then I'm really leaving. Don't regret it."

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows and said.

"Huh, stupid."

Just as the French plane tree was about to swear, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Idiot human, what evil plan are you planning again?"

It asked suspiciously.

"Take a guess first."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"No guessing. Tell me now, or I'll pick you up and drive you into the ground."

The plane tree threatened.

"Tsk, it's really boring to chat with you guys, all you know is violence."

He curled his lips.

"Hehe, to deal with you humans, you have to use violence. I'm not a devil, so I won't fight with you."

"Say it quickly."

The plane tree urged.

"Well, I didn't bring the body of the wood elf, but I brought something better."

Liu Zheng opened the car door and dragged out the body of the wood elf royal family.

"This is... idiotic human, get out of the way!"

The plane tree suddenly shouted.

Although he didn't know what was going on, his trust in the plane tree was second only to that of cattle and horses, so he rolled to the side without hesitation.

The next second, a huge mouth that looked like both a fish and a frog emerged from the ground and swallowed the body of the wood elf royal family in one gulp.

If Liu Zheng had not dodged just now, he would have been bitten in half.

"You want to steal my things? You're looking for death!"

The plane tree said angrily.

A spiral root like a drill also drilled out from the ground, pierced directly through the big mouth, and drilled out from the other side.

After swallowing the corpse, the unknown creature tried to retreat back into the ground, but was blocked by the tree root and could not retreat at all, just like a fish caught by a hook.

"Get out of here, sir."

As the French plane tree finished speaking, several more tree roots emerged from the black soil, then wrapped around the drill bit's roots, reinforcing it to a level that was thicker than Liu Zheng's.

Then several tree roots worked together to pull the unknown creature out of the ground little by little.

"What the hell is this?"

Liu Zheng widened his eyes.

Under the big mouth is a strange head with fish scales and gills, but whiskers similar to those of a mouse.

Its body was even more deformed. Its six limbs, which could not be distinguished as hands or feet, were covered with thick, shiny gray hair, while its torso was bare and pale.

Both its torso and limbs are extremely slender, just like a tall human with anorexia, and it seems completely unable to support its huge head.

"I thought it was something else, but it turned out to be a mutant creature from the sewer. No wonder it dared to cause trouble in my territory."

The plane tree sneered.

"Mutated creatures in the sewers?"

Before Liu Zheng could ask, it retracted its roots and threw the fish-headed monster into the air.

Then the tree trunk trembled, and all the leaves on the branches flew off and attacked the fish-headed monster like a swarm of bees.

Countless scraps of meat kept dripping along with blood that was as oily as a sewer river. In an instant, the fish-headed monster was skinned alive into a pile of bones without a trace of meat on it.

From the time it was discovered to the time it was killed, it didn't even have a chance to fight back.

"As expected of the boss of Rose Street, the beating he received was well deserved."

Looking at the plane tree that carefully caught the body of the wood elf royal family, Liu Zheng couldn't help but admire it.

"You big idiot!"

The plane tree placed the corpse of the wood elf royal family on the black soil, covered it with its roots, and then started cursing.

"What's wrong with me?"

Liu Zheng asked helplessly.

"Don't you know that wealth should not be shown off? You just took out such an eye-catching thing so openly?"

"So what should I do? This thing can't fit in the takeout box."

He shrugged.

"Besides, haven't we traded a lot of good stuff before? It's not like this."

He defended himself.

"Nonsense, those are for use, this is for eating, how can they be the same?"

"This kind of thing that can sublimate the essence of life is enough to cause a war between forces if it is placed outside the city. It must be in the city, otherwise I dare not say that I can defend it."

The plane tree cursed.

"You didn't tell me in advance. I'm just an ordinary human being. How can I know so much?"

Liu Zheng said indifferently.

"Puree! Who knew you could get the body of a wood elf royal family?"

The plane tree couldn't help but swear in French.

"Then you underestimate me. We have done so many transactions, and I didn't exceed the target that time."

He said proudly.

"Hmph, you stinky human."

The French plane tree thought about it and actually couldn't refute it, so he could only mutter something.

"Hurry up and check the goods. After checking them, I can go and deliver the coffin to the gravekeeper."

This time it was Liu Zheng's turn to urge it.

It just so happened that they worked together to handle the matter of purchasing a cemetery that the deputy minister had entrusted him to do.

"Why are you in such a hurry? Am I not testing it?"

The plane tree rolled its eyes at him.

But perhaps because Liu Zheng gave too much this time, his tone became much softer.

"What a rich vitality, what a pure force of nature."

The plane tree revealed the corpse of the wood elf royal family and gently and delicately caressed her body with its roots.

"Well, even though we are very familiar with each other and you are a tree, your actions and tone are very perverted now."

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes wide open.

"Tsk, no matter how perverted you are, you humans are not as perverted as you."

The plane tree retorted.

"But this is a bit troublesome."

Its tone suddenly became worried.

"What's wrong? The female one doesn't work, you want a male one?"

"If you don't have a sense of humor, shut up. The city hall's annual work report is funnier than yours."

The plane tree taunted.

"why?"

"The natural power of the wood elf royal family is too abundant. I'm worried that if I eat it, I'll be forced to evolve into a tree demon or a similar creature."

The French plane tree replied.

"Then why not just eat less?"

Liu Zheng said subconsciously.

"Idiot human, do you really think you're eating?"

The plane tree rolled its eyes.

"Either you don't eat it, or you eat it all. Otherwise, who knows what will go wrong."

"Then just eat them all. You're also trying to decide whether to become a tree demon or a phoenix, right? Instead of worrying about it yourself, why not leave it to luck?"

he suggested.

"Only the weak believe in luck, the strong only believe in strength."

The French plane tree rejected his proposal.

"Then you can worry about it yourself, strong man. Anyway, I have given you the things. Give me the coffin quickly. As for the excess value, keep it for now and exchange it when I need it."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"I am so annoyed, you idiot human, wait a minute, what will happen!"

The plane tree went crazy.

"You are a French noble, why are you talking so strangely? Okay, okay, I'll wait for you for another ten minutes, okay?"

He has a tone that says he can't do anything to you.

"Humph!"

The plane tree snorted arrogantly and looked at the other street trees.

"Why are you looking at them? Aren't they mentally retarded? Are they giving you advice?"

Liu Zheng asked in confusion.

"I don't need them to give me advice. I'm just considering whether to add another of their kind to myself."

Said the French plane tree.

(End of this chapter)