It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 419 Si Xue: You are really promising
"Excuse me, Napoleon."

Liu Zheng called the white-feathered chicken.

"My boss asked me to see her."

He said.

"Go when your boss calls you, and tell me what you are doing."

"What about these things?"

He pointed to the sack at his feet.

"Hmph, just leave it here. I'll ask someone to get it later."

"Okay! Then I'll leave first."

Liu Zheng chuckled.

"Wait a minute, where's your head?"

"It's Shao Yanming's head. I think the boss might have called me because of this head. If not, I'll send it to you. What do you think?"

He said after correcting the white-feathered chicken.

"Tsk. Go away."

The white-feathered chicken waved its wings impatiently.

Liu Zheng nodded the tentacle nonchalantly, walked past it and headed towards the fork in the road.

When he arrived in front of the elevator, the elevator door opened automatically before he pressed the button.

"Oh?"

He was slightly surprised, then smiled in understanding.

"Thank you, elevator man."

Liu Zheng said politely and walked into the elevator.

"By the way, elevator brother, are you a male or a female?"

He remembered and asked.

The elevator did not answer his question.

"Oh, sorry, forgot you might not be able to speak."

Liu Zheng suddenly realized.

"Well, if you are a male, you shake once. If you are a female, you shake twice."

He said.

As soon as he finished speaking, the elevator trembled.

Wow, it turns out there really is gender.

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

I just don't know if it is the elevator itself, or the spirit of the elevator like Samurai Ippo.

"Brother Elevator, you must be pretty bored sitting on an elevator. It seems like no one will sit on your elevator. Even if they do, they probably won't chat with you."

He said sympathetically.

"Bang!"

The elevator shook again.

Liu Zheng guessed that this probably meant approval.

"How pitiful. Although I am happy to chat with you, it is impossible for me to come and sit with you every day. I can only sit with you for a few minutes each time."

"Well, it would be nice to have a different elevator to keep you company. Isn't that right?"

He said compassionately.

"Bang!"

The elevator shook again.

"Speaking of which, this time I went outside the city and got to know an elevator. The spirit of the elevator was a warrior, and he was a pretty nice guy."

"He has two companions, one is a crying woman, and the other is an old man who loves to laugh. They should be quite interesting."

"Elevator brother, are you interested in meeting me?"

Liu Zheng got to the point.

"Bang bang bang!!!"

The elevator began to vibrate wildly.

"So do you want to meet a warrior, a woman, or an old man?"

After a pause, he continued in a drawn-out voice.

"Or, do you want all of them?"

“Bang, bang, bang!!!!!!!”

The frequency of the elevator vibration is the same as if an electric drill was installed.

"Sure enough, Elevator Brother is just like me, he also likes making friends. Since we are so destined to be together, I must help you."

Liu Zheng said righteously.

"Bang!"

The elevator vibrated in thanks.

"Alas, I am now faced with a difficult problem. If I don't solve it, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete this important task."

He sighed.

"Bang?"

Perhaps because his perception was too high, he actually heard the doubt in the vibration.

"This time, I killed a little god outside the city. Here, this is it."

Liu Zheng showed Shao Yanming's head for the Nth time.

"Not only have I offended him, I may have also offended the eight gods behind him. And I have used up all the cards I have accumulated. If I leave like this, I am afraid I will not be able to come back."

He said with a heavy face.

After he finished speaking, there was no response from the elevator.

Just when Liu Zheng thought that the negotiation had failed, the floor key for the first floor suddenly loosened and fell to the ground.

He bent down and picked up the floor key, and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: Restaurant elevator floor buttons"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

“Effect: Use it in a space similar to an elevator in Metropolis to immediately return to the elevator in the Bloody Restaurant (only for the player).”

"Note: I've told you many times not to overload the elevator!"

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"As expected, the restaurant's products must be top-notch."

Liu Zheng put away the floor button with satisfaction.

This prop is equivalent to a low-end version of the express delivery slip, but its usage is a little more restricted.

But to get the express delivery slip, you have to compete with the postman, while to get this floor key, you only need to pimp the restaurant elevator. The cost-effectiveness is so high that I don’t know where it is.

Of course, this is just the apparent condition.

In terms of hidden conditions, getting the floor key is much more difficult than getting the express delivery slip.

After all, residents of the metropolis can encounter fatal mail, but only restaurant employees can see the restaurant elevator.

Moreover, if Liu Zheng had not met the boss too frequently and accurately grasped the needs of the restaurant elevator, the restaurant elevator would not have given him the floor keys so easily.

But the restaurant elevator is not at a disadvantage.

If Liu Zheng fulfills his promise, the floor key will be a life-saving talisman.

If he doesn't keep his promise, then this thing will be a killing curse.

"But, Brother Ti, giving this to me won't affect you, right?"

Liu Zheng asked with concern.

"Bang bang!"

The elevator shook twice, as if to say that it had no effect.

"That's fine. From now on, Brother Ti, you are my good brother. If you need anything, just tell me. I don't have any special skills, but I do have ways to make something delicious and fun."

He said.

"Bang!"

The elevator shook again.

"I really need it. Tell me, what do you want, Brother Ti?"

It's just a commission, he has accepted many of them.

Perhaps because it was more difficult to describe, the elevator was silent for a long time this time.

Finally, an extremely hoarse voice came out of the mouth.

“Purge.”

The elevator said with difficulty.

There are only two words in total, but it seems like it has spit out two mountains.

"Cleaning? Does Tige need cleaning?"

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

"Bang!"

The elevator didn't speak, but it vibrated.

"Does the restaurant have no cleaning staff? Or do they not clean for you? If it's the former, shake it once. If it's the latter, shake it twice."

"Bang bang!"

The elevator shook twice.

"This is abominable. Isn't this workplace bullying?"

Liu Zheng was filled with indignation.

"Don't worry, Brother Ti. I'll come and clean for you after I come back from meeting the boss."

He said.

It just so happens that his bloodletting and cleansing method is also unique.

"Bang bang!"

The elevator rejected Liu Zheng's kindness.

"why?"

He wondered.

"major."

The elevator spoke again with difficulty.

"So you think I'm not professional enough."

Liu Zheng looked around the elevator and indeed did not find anything that needed cleaning.

It seems that only professional cleaning staff can see the dirt that he cannot see.

"I do know a professional cleaner who is pretty, kind, and hardworking. But it's a pity she's not a restaurant employee."

He shrugged and just as he finished speaking, another floor key fell to the ground.

"Brother Ti wants me to teleport her in?"

Liu Zheng picked up the floor key smell.

"Bang!"

"Is this okay? Outsiders shouldn't be allowed into the restaurant, right?"

He doubted.

“No.”

The elevator returned.

"Brother Ti means that it will be okay if we don't leave the elevator?"

Liu Zheng understood.

"Bang!"

"Okay, then I'll arrange it for you when I get out. I'll use the best cleaning supplies and make sure it's spotlessly clean for you."

He patted his chest and said.

"Bang!"

The elevator shook once, then suddenly went upward.

This time it went up at lightning speed. Liu Zheng just blinked his eyes and the elevator suddenly stopped again.

The elevator door opened automatically, and a huge force hit from behind.

Before he could react, he was thrown out by the elevator like garbage.

"There's no need to be in such a hurry, right?"

Liu Zheng got up from the ground and couldn't help but complain.

"Why? Aren't you in a hurry?"

Si Xue's voice floated over from a distance.

Liu Zheng looked up and saw heavy snow falling over the vast ocean.

Si Xue, wearing a wide-sleeved robe and a silk scarf on her head, was brewing tea by the stove in a pavilion in the middle of the lake.

"Urgent, very urgent. When I think about coming here to see you, the boss, and listen to your teachings, I am so impatient, so anxious, and so angry."

He quickly put on a flattering expression.

"Really? I don't think you're that angry."

Si Xue said with a half-smile.

Then, she picked out a spark from the fire and flicked it towards Liu Zheng.

Sparks smaller than rice grains pierced through the snow and wind like sharp arrows and shot towards him.

Liu Zheng didn't dare to hide, nor could he hide, and let the sparks pierce his chest.

"Shh!"

His heart instantly turned into a fireball, burning fiercely in the cold wind.

"Well, now it lives up to its reputation."

Si Xue nodded with satisfaction.

"Boss, as long as you are happy. If it is not enough, I will grow a few more hearts for you to burn slowly."

Liu Zheng said with a twisted smile, enduring the pain of the flames burning his heart.

"You're such a good mouth. No wonder Britain told me several times that he wanted to transfer you to the customer service department."

Si Xue said.

"Well, that's not necessary. I'm doing well in the takeout department and don't want to change my job position for the time being."

he said quickly.

Didn’t I introduce that rich woman to Britain? Why are you still targeting him?
"Gan!"

He cursed in his heart.

"Ah."

Si Xue sneered, but didn't dwell on this issue.

"Come here."

She said.

"This, I can't do it."

Liu Zheng looked at the vast lake with an embarrassed expression.

If he's not frozen, how can he get away?
"Useless things."

Si Xue stretched out his hand and the snow and wind fell towards him.

She clenched her fist again, and Liu Zheng was wrapped into a big snowball.

"hurry up."

she urged.

"I'm coming."

Liu Zheng quickly stretched out four tentacles, spun himself like a top, and fell into the lake.

"hiss!"

As soon as he touched the water, he immediately gasped.

The water in this lake is colder than ice and snow, at least around minus thirty or forty degrees Celsius.

It's so cold but there's no ice, which completely defies the laws of physics.

However, considering that this is most likely not water, but a substance that looks like water, it is not surprising.

Liu Zheng swung his tentacles hard and rolled himself all the way to the small island in the middle of the lake.

When he entered the pavilion, his whole body had turned blue from the cold, and long icicles had grown out of his nostrils.

"Boss, you came to me."

Liu Zheng said tremblingly.

"Pfft~"

Si Xue looked at him and couldn't help laughing out loud.

Liu Zheng didn't understand what was going on, so he just cooperated and put on a stiff smile.

"You really look like a walrus."

Si Xue said, pointing at the icicle growing out of his nose hole.

"But, but, don't walruses' tusks grow out of their mouths?"

Liu Zheng was puzzled.

"I said it's like it, do you have any objection?"

Si Xue's face turned cold.

"No. Boss, I am whatever you say I am."

He was startled and spoke fluently.

"Humph, I think your brain has been frozen."

Si Xue picked up the teacup and poured it towards Liu Zheng.

The boiling tea poured over him and melted the entire snowball immediately.

"Hot, hot, hot!"

He kept shaking his body, trying to shake off the remaining snow water.

Just now he was covered in bruises from the cold, but now he was as red as a boiled crayfish.

"Of all the people I have summoned, you are always the most embarrassed one."

Si Xue laughed.

"Are you happy, boss?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Happy? No. Maybe a little fun."

Si Xue thought for a moment and said.

"That's fine. For a big shot like you, the boss, there's nothing I can do for you. As long as I can bring you some fun, I'll have repaid you a little bit of your kindness to me."

He smiled and said.

"I don't think I have any favor to you. It's just that we both get what we need."

Si Xue shook her head.

"It doesn't matter. I think it's OK."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"Arrogant human. But you do have some qualifications to be arrogant. Sit down."

Si Xue raised her chin towards the stove.

"Here, I will just sit down."

He hesitated.

"You can sit down if you are told to. What's the matter? Are you going to get angry again?"

Si Xue frowned.

"Then I have overstepped my authority."

Liu Zheng was just pretending, so after Si Xue said that, he sat down with peace of mind.

But he didn't sit down completely, only half of his buttocks.

"I heard you went to the bathing street?"

Si Xue asked.

"Yes. A friend's relative was imprisoned, so he asked me to rescue him."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"You've really made it."

Si Xue's tone was somewhat emotional.

"When I first met you, you were still a weak pure human being, not even qualified to be used as an ingredient in the kitchen."

"And in just a few days, you've caused so many big things, even offending Peacock."

"It would be fine if it was just in the city, but now some people have even asked you to go outside the city to settle things."

"Humans are indeed a terrible race."

She said meaningfully.

“It’s all thanks to the good leadership of the boss and the help and support of colleagues in the restaurant.”

Liu Zheng said modestly.

"Just represent yourself. Don't expect me and the restaurant to take the blame for you."

Si Xue said expressionlessly.

"hey-hey."

He scratched his head sheepishly, and scraped off a piece of blanched flesh.

(End of this chapter)