It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 409: Tongue Kiss, Kiss Twice

Standing in front of the three elevators, Liu Zheng went straight into the Warrior One elevator without any hesitation.

He didn't meet the requirements for the part about the weeping woman, and as for the part about the laughing old man, he didn't have time to play chess right now.

Although I am very interested in the rewards of these two elevators, business is more important.

Anyway, Liu Zheng had a premonition that he would come back again.

"Is this your true self? It is indeed worth a fight."

As soon as the warrior saw Liu Zheng, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Please enlighten me, Your Excellency."

Without saying a word, he put his hand on the hilt of the knife.

"Fuck you, I'm busy. I don't have time. Let me go now."

Liu Zheng said unhappily.

Although both are violent people, he is different from martial arts maniacs like Samurai Ichiba.

His inner desire for destruction comes from his dissatisfaction with the world, while Samurai Ichiba simply wants to fight.

"It won't take you long. If you beat me, I will accept you as my disciple and teach you all the swordsmanship of the Tiandao Yinsha style."

The warrior was delighted when he saw his prey and immediately offered a generous price.

After working as an elevator driver for so many years, the people who ride on him are too weak for him to hit, and the strong people don't ride on him. His knife is almost rusted from being idle.

"Well, next time, definitely next time."

It has to be said that the price offered by the warrior was indeed generous, and Liu Zheng took a lot of willpower to refuse it.

"Well. It seems that you intend to leave the bathhouse."

The samurai looked regretful.

"Did you see it?"

"Although I am a bit foolish, I am not stupid."

The warrior was speechless.

"Ahahaha. I'm going to the basement floor later, please help me stop them."

Liu Zheng just laughed it off.

"Stop who?"

"Everyone. I'm a bit of a prince. I don't like riding in the elevator with others, and I don't need to wait."

He said.

"Okay. Don't forget what you promised me, sir."

The warrior warned.

"Don't worry, I will never not do what I promised, only things I can't do."

"How many things did you promise but didn't do?"

The warrior asked immediately.

"not yet."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.

He will only agree to things that have solutions, at most the solution process will be a little complicated.

"You can call me a trustworthy person now."

The warrior said with admiration.

Even he had many promises that he did not do, especially to his family.

“In the Metropolis, you can cooperate with good people, you can cooperate with bad people, but you cannot cooperate with people who have no credibility.”

"Indeed. But how are we going to contact you after you leave?"

The warrior asked immediately.

"Don't you have a cell phone?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"You are joking, sir. I am just an elevator. How can I have a cell phone?"

The warrior looked at him with strange eyes.

".You always find logic in strange places. I've made a few friends in the bathhouse, and I'll let them pass on the message when the time comes."

Liu Zheng said.

"Okay, then I will wait for your good news. Please teach me."

The samurai bowed slightly and drew his sword.

He only said that there would be no competition, but he did not say that the process would not be followed.

Even if there can't be a hearty fight, a meeting of swords and knives can at least add to the fun.

The warrior raised his sword to the sky, and the blood clouds surging in the sky immediately solidified, like red icebergs.

"Heavenly Sound Killing Flow: Phoenix Falls to Kunlun."

A sharp bird cry resounded through the space, and then the sky collapsed and the earth cracked.

Pieces of red icebergs broke into smaller icebergs and fell towards Liu Zheng.

Kunshan jade shatters, the phoenix calls, the hibiscus weeps in the dew, the fragrant orchid smiles

The sound was already shocking before the samurai had even fully drawn his sword.

Faced with Liu Zheng's rapidly increasing strength, he no longer held back and used a killing move.

Liu Zheng looked at this natural disaster-like scene and felt that it seemed familiar.

In the time of Art, a superior being named Moon Demon also summoned a similar bloody meteor shower.

At that time, he could only rely on "Flesh and Blood Rebirth" and several items to fight hard. In the end, he survived that wave with the help of "Stupid Spider" Muro.

It is difficult for Liu Zheng to judge who is stronger, the Moon Demon who descended in a mortal body or the warrior who was blessed in the special space of the elevator.

But now, with the dual blessing of cosplay clothes and legendary delivery man suit, he is far from the same as he was in Art City.

"I'm the only one who can conquer the world with just a few swords."

Liu Zheng looked at the warrior's moves that were even cooler than the special effects in the movies, and felt envious and jealous.

Think of him as a player, holding two kitchen knives, killing his way from the metropolis to At City, killing anyone who stands in his way, and even gods who stand in his way. He has several perfect-level items and wears a legendary suit.

Look at the people he makes friends with, all of them are strong men from different races and heroes. Every move he makes is full of special effects that even domestic movies spending 1 billion yuan cannot produce.

Liu Zheng's attack method is even more plain and simple than that of the community security guard.

It really makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it cry.

Of course, there is no way around this.

At present, the attack methods of those non-human races are basically extensions of racial characteristics, and he cannot learn them even if he wants to.

The attack methods of humans or humanoid races require learning and practice, and he doesn't have the time.

As for whether the human race itself has any characteristics, Liu Zheng really doesn't know.

Up to now, he has not encountered a truly strong human being, if the legendary delivery man’s skeleton is not counted.

But he probably didn't, because the direction of human evolution is not towards fighting with the flesh, but towards using tools more efficiently.

"Moo~"

Liu Zheng stood up again and swung his hoof towards the sky.

The fist was so powerful that it shattered all the clouds and mountains that came into the attack range.

The clouds and mountains that followed pushed away the clouds that were beaten back to their original shapes, but were once again beaten into one cloud after another by his fist power.

In just a few moments, Liu Zheng threw hundreds of punches, and no cloud mountain could get within two meters of him.

"Your Excellency, be careful."

Amidst the blood-stained scene, the warrior's voice suddenly rang out.

"Ok?"

He subconsciously looked towards the original location of the warrior's first shot, but only saw a residual shadow.

"You dare to be distracted in the middle of a battle. Your Excellency is too contemptuous of me."

The warrior's voice rang out again, but faster than his voice was his sword.

The pale corpse pill broke through the space, the blade was covered with sound waves shaped like flames, and the samurai's hands were also covered with black and red evil spirits, like two wings.

"Wow!"

The shrill bird cry sounded again, and in a trance, Liu Zheng seemed to see a pale skeleton of a phoenix pouncing towards him.

The scale of time is stretched extremely long under extraordinary perception, but being able to see does not mean being able to move.

At this point, it was too late to pull out the butcher knife or the boning knife to resist.

Although the samurai certainly could not kill him with one shot, once he exposed his vulnerability, he would lose the initiative in subsequent negotiations.

It is definitely not possible to carry it with hooves or head, because the bones and flesh simulated by the cosplay costume are definitely not as hard as those of cows and horses themselves.

Although the bones and flesh of cows and horses don't seem to be that strong, every time I deliver a takeaway, the food is always short of weight.

Helplessly, Liu Zheng had to open his mouth, revealing a mouthful of big yellow gold teeth.

The phoenix's beak slanted downward, pecking at his shoulder blade.

The warrior certainly didn't intend to take his life, but it was still possible to teach him a profound lesson.

How could a person who practices the way of killing not have a bit of arrogance and hostility?

Unfortunately, so is Liu Zheng.

"Crench!"

The ox's mouth tightly gripped the phoenix's beak, and the pale knife tip was clamped between the shit-yellow fangs.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" The warrior shouted three times in a row, and with each shout, the strength in his hands increased.

After three shouts, the tip of the knife had broken through the fangs and pierced the cow's tongue.

If he advances just one more point, the corpse-killing pill will be able to pass through the brain.

However, the warrior did not move forward after the first shot and even stopped on his own initiative.

Because Liu Zheng's horse hoof had been raised in front of him.

Liu Zheng would most likely not die if his brain was pierced, but if the warrior was hit by a horse's hoof, he would at least end up like Shao Yanming.

"Alright?"

He loosened his teeth on his own initiative and spoke with a thick tongue.

"Okay."

The samurai also drew out the tip of his sword.

On the tip of the knife, purple-red blood drops trembled slightly.

"Please take it back, sir."

Many curse abilities require the target's name, date of birth, body tissue, etc. to activate, and blood is the most common one.

The warrior took the initiative to propose it, which was also a way to show his sincerity in cooperation.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng stretched out his healed tongue and licked the blood back.

"."

The warrior watched his movements and hesitated to speak.

"Why? I just have a little bad breath, but there's no need to be so disgusted, right?"

He said with some dissatisfaction.

Liu Zheng naturally doesn't have bad breath. He is reborn at any time. Not only does he have bad breath, he doesn't even have sweat odor.

But cows and horses have bad breath, and the smell is very strong.

However, no matter how dirty, greasy, perverted and disgusting Niuma is, he is still the boss. If anyone wants to despise him, he is the only one who can do so. No one else has the right to despise him.

"It's not that I dislike you, it's Shishawan."

The warrior shook his head.

"Is your knife alive?"

"Yes, and before she was made into a katana, she was a beautiful woman who loved cleanliness."

The warrior said immediately.

"Don't you consider your sect as a sect of knights? How dare you use living people to forge weapons?"

Liu Zheng's eyes became dangerous.

"Your Excellency has misunderstood. The Corpse Killing Pill is not a weapon I made."

"She was betrayed by her husband's family to a group of lustful demons. After she survived by chance, she sacrificed her own flesh and blood and soul for revenge and let a swordsmith forge her into a corpse-killing pill. The condition was that the swordsmith would let her go first so that he could take revenge."

"As a result, the knife maker broke his promise and wanted to sell the knife to someone else after it was finished."

"Fortunately, the swordsmith's skills were too superb, and Shishamaru's hatred was too strong, so she forcibly broke free from the scabbard, first killed the scabbard, and then returned to her husband's family and killed all of his family."

"Fortunately, I happened to be passing by nearby. After I discovered it, I immediately subdued it, so that it didn't have the chance to kill innocent people and completely turned into a demon sword."

The samurai immediately introduced the origin of the Shizamaru.

"So, I just kissed Shishamaru with my tongue twice?"

Liu Zheng suddenly realized.

"Buzz!"

The pale blade trembled violently, and real blood oozed out from the blade's spine.

"Alright, alright. He's just an ignorant man who doesn't even know swordsmanship. Don't bother with him."

The samurai immediately grasped the blade with his hand to soothe it.

"That's right, I'm a fool. A generous and beautiful woman like you, please don't bother with a fool like me. It's just a loss of status."

He admitted it straightforwardly.

"Humph!"

The Shishawan stopped trembling.

"It's really troublesome that weapons have their own consciousness."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"That's true. However, spiritual weapons have infinite uses. Not only are they far superior to ordinary weapons of the same level, but they can basically be upgraded. So there are gains and losses. It all depends on the choice of the sword wielder."

The warrior said immediately.

"Let's wait until I have a choice."

He now has two kitchen knives to conquer the world, so why choose a hammer?

"With your ability, you will have your own spiritual weapon sooner or later."

The samurai Ippo said this as he gently stroked the spine of Shizamaru's blade.

"We have arrived, sir."

He said suddenly.

The next second, Liu Zheng returned to the elevator.

"Ding!"

The elevator door opened automatically and we arrived at the 6th floor.

"I think you need to think about one thing before your wife is resurrected."

He turned and said before stepping out of the elevator.

"What's the matter?"

The sound of the samurai firing a shot rang out.

"Who is older and who is younger, your wife or Shishawan?"

"???"

Without giving him time to react, Liu Zheng closed the elevator door himself.

"Cool!"

There is nothing better than disgusting others.

Cricket married two wives for one elevator, one was a human and the other was a stranger.

It's all because of the existence of these scumbag men who eat and take more than they want, honest people like them can't even find a girlfriend.

Disgusting, disgusting!

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen handsome cows and horses?"

Feeling the gaze coming from not far away, Liu Zheng glared back fiercely.

"My dear guest, please forgive me if I have offended you. However, it seems that there are no guests booked on this floor. Did you go to the wrong floor?"

The waitress, who was wearing the same dry tuxedo as Xiaoji, asked cautiously.

With such a powerful size and aura, it is obvious that this guest is not someone to be trifled with.

"Oh, I'm also an employee of the bathhouse, just strolling around when I have nothing to do."

he replied.

"?"

The waitress was confused at first, then a hint of anger flashed across her face.

"Which department are you new to? Why are you so unruly? Don't you know that you can't run around in the bathhouse during working hours?"

she questioned.

"Sister, do you mean that I can run around in the bathhouse during my non-working hours?"

Liu Zheng deliberately misinterpreted her meaning.

"Of course not! No matter what time it is, you are not allowed to run around in the bathing area."

The waitress was stunned for a moment, then immediately spoke.

"Which department are you from? If you don't tell me, I will call the General Affairs Department."

Baiguixing does not have a dedicated security department; the security department is under the name of the General Affairs Department.

"Me. Hey, Minister Thirteen, why are you here?"

Liu Zheng showed a surprised expression and pointed behind the waitress.

"It's just a small trick like this, and you still want to deceive me?"

The waitress made no move to turn around, her tone mocking.

"Duang!"

The next second, her eyes rolled back and she fainted.

"I didn't mean to lie to you."

Liu Zheng gently put her on the ground.

"Never mind. I don't think that's the case."

He thought about it and gave up the idea of ​​stabbing the waitress a few times.

Then, walk toward the corridor on the left.

(End of this chapter)