It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 402: Not only is it very curved, it also rotates
Chapter 402: Not only is it very curved, it also rotates
"Newbie, it seems like you really want to die, so I'll help you do that."
The deputy minister laughed in anger and was about to grab him.
But immediately, she stopped her claws and looked at Liu Zheng with a look of surprise and doubt.
In other words, look at the piece of plasticine-like thing in his hand that has a head and horns but you can't tell what it is.
The deputy minister didn't know what that thing was, but he could feel that it contained great power.
"Deputy Minister, you take the money and I do the work. If we work together, we both benefit. If we fight, we both lose. A young and promising leader like you should understand this principle."
Liu Zheng said.
"You don't think you can beat me with this, do you?"
The deputy minister sneered.
Although this weirdo seems very powerful, she is not the deputy director of the service department for nothing.
Being a leader in other departments only means power and salary increase, but being a leader in the service department can directly improve your survival rate.
Therefore, the competition for positions in the Service Club is the most intense among all the Demons.
Yaoji was treated preferentially by everyone because she had no intention of getting promoted. If she also wanted to climb up, then let alone the fact that she had a brother-in-law who worked in the City Hall, even if she had a husband who worked in the City Hall, she would still be attacked from all sides.
"Even if I can't kill you, I can still delay you. Guess how much patience Mr. Kunguna has?"
Liu Zheng smiled.
"Well, you'll die anyway."
The deputy minister was unmoved by his threats.
"Since I dare to do this, I can definitely run away."
Liu Zheng said confidently.
"Then can you run with both of them?"
The deputy minister pointed at Yaoji and Wanzi and said.
"If I don't help her, she will die anyway. As for Sister Yoko, do you have any last wishes?"
He looked at Xiaoji.
"This is my sister's number, please take good care of her for me."
Xiaoji calmly reported a string of numbers.
"Okay. If you die, I will let the Hundred Demons Bathhouse bury you. This is a bonus."
Liu Zheng nodded.
"You are so arrogant. If you don't know me, you might think you are some big shot."
The deputy minister sneered.
"I'm a small person, but I know a lot of big people. It might be a little difficult to level the bathhouse street, but it's no problem to level a bathhouse."
He said calmly.
He lacks conventional combat power now, but his extraordinary destructive power and extraordinary survivability are amazing.
To put it bluntly, the trip to the Bathhouse Street took so long simply because his goal was to save people.
If Jingzi was already dead and Sumireko wanted Liu Zheng to avenge him, then this commission would be easy.
Just gather all the troops and charge into the bathhouse street, and use your ultimate skills against the Hundred Ghosts. Even if Grandma Tang doesn't die, she will be skinned alive.
If it were a dark player, he would already be considering the possibility of killing Jingzi.
But given Liu Zheng's personality, he wouldn't do such an uncivilized thing.
Besides, there are too many messy things in the metropolis, and it is possible that Sumireko could know who killed Jingzi.
When playing a high-difficulty game in one-life mode, it is better to proceed step by step.
"Has Lord Okawa Liu really resolved the issue?"
The deputy minister pondered for a moment and suddenly asked.
"I have solved half of it. The rest depends on Deputy Minister Liutong and the others."
Liu Zheng nodded.
"Is what he said true?"
The deputy minister looked at Yaoji.
"It's true. And he solved it independently."
Xiaoji said with a little pride.
"I haven't seen you looking for a man in all these years, and when you did, you found someone like this. You are so lucky."
The deputy minister said half-seriously.
The corners of Yaoji's mouth curled up slightly, neither admitting nor refuting.
"Do you have the confidence to serve Master Kunguna well?"
She looked at Liu Zheng again.
"No, but since no one wants to go up there anyway, why not have someone help you step on the minefield?"
He glanced around at the service staff, and many of them nodded subconsciously.
"Okay, I promise you."
The deputy minister's claws came down and snatched the banknote from his hand.
"But you either come back successfully or die in there. If you dare to escape, both of them will die."
She said solemnly.
"No problem. I'm familiar with the gravekeeper at the cemetery. I'll pick a good spot for you three and you can lie between the two of them."
Liu Zheng said without hesitation.
"You actually know the gravekeeper of the cemetery?"
The deputy minister's pupils shrank slightly.
She was determined to save money to buy a house and become a city dweller, so she naturally knew much more about the city than ordinary people on Bathhouse Street.
"Why? You want to buy a cemetery?"
Liu Zheng seemed to have noticed something.
"Do you really know the gravekeeper at the cemetery?"
The deputy minister asked again.
"Why would I lie to you? I still owe him a coffin."
He said.
"Does the gravekeeper of the cemetery need to buy a coffin from you?"
The deputy minister expressed disbelief.
"How can domestic flowers smell as good as wild flowers? Besides, what good wood can grow in a graveyard? From the perspective of Feng Shui, a coffin made of extremely yang wood must be used in an extremely yin place to achieve a balance between yin and yang, which will bring good luck."
Liu Zheng spoke without hesitation.
"real or fake?"
The deputy minister asked suspiciously.
"You don't believe it, right? Come on, come on, I'll tell you the method of finding dragon points and gathering energy to make money."
He became excited as soon as he heard it.
"Uh, no need. I trust you now."
The deputy minister waved his hand.
Not to mention that this is a critical moment, even at normal times she doesn't have the patience to listen to such things.
"So what do you want? Do you want me to give you a nice burial pose?"
Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.
"Why do you speak so harshly?"
The deputy minister rolled his eyes at him, and there was a hint of charm in her expression.
"Ok?"
Xiaoji immediately became alert.
"I am like this, submissive to the people at home, but strong-armed to the outside world. I wonder if the deputy minister wants to be my outsider or my insider?"
Liu Zheng's tone also became frivolous.
"I have a husband. Aren't you afraid that he will cause trouble for you if you tease me like this?"
The deputy minister joked.
"It is our blessing that a beautiful and excellent woman like you is willing to find more than one husband."
He said this without changing his expression.
"You are really good at talking. Follow me."
The deputy minister took his sleeve and walked out of the room.
Xiaoji was about to follow without saying a word, but she stopped him with her hand.
"Little Chicken, don't think I really don't dare to touch you. I'm here to talk about serious matters. I'm going to lend you my man for a while. You'd better not be ungrateful."
The Deputy Minister said.
"Humph."
Yaoji glanced at her, then glanced at Liu Zheng and stopped where he was.
"I wonder what the Deputy Minister wants to talk to me about?"
Arriving at another room, Liu Zheng took the initiative to ask.
"Do you really know the gravekeeper at the cemetery?"
The deputy minister put on a serious expression.
"We know each other, but we're not friends. We just have business dealings. Besides, he has leverage over me."
He answered just as seriously.
"You're quite honest."
The deputy minister said with some surprise.
"When talking to smart people, you should be honest. That will improve the efficiency of communication, right?"
Liu Zheng gave a sincere smile.
"Yaoji is so lucky. I'm a little jealous."
The deputy minister raised his eyelids slightly and glanced at him.
"I am easily seduced. As long as they are beautiful females, I have a chance."
He gave her an ambiguous look in return.
"Oh, if I believe you, then there's a devil. If a man like you is really attracted to you, even if he loses his life, it won't be enough."
"Okay, let's get down to business. I have an acquaintance who wants to buy a specific numbered cemetery plot. Can you do that?"
The deputy minister rolled his eyes at him.
"Can I ask why?"
Liu Zheng asked.
To be honest, he was not very willing to deal with the gravekeeper.
He could more or less know what the other big guys wanted, but the gravekeeper gave him the same elusive feeling as the Red Ghost.
But the Red Ghost had no plans for him. Except for the first time, it was Liu Zheng who took the initiative to find it, but it was hard to say about the gravekeeper.
Therefore, it would be better if there were other solutions.
"I've picked a house, but the owner said he would only sell it to me if I could get this cemetery plot, and he'd give me a 70% discount."
The deputy minister hesitated and said.
"The 30% discount is a bit too much."
Not to mention in a big city, even if you sell a house at 70% off in real life, you can still call the owner your godfather.
Generally, this is either a favor or a debt repayment.
If it is just a piece of cake, there must be something fishy behind it, such as a haunted house or something like that.
Oh, I forgot, this is the metropolis, so a haunted house is probably a plus?
"Yeah, if I miss this time, I'll have to save up for another ten years."
The deputy minister nodded.
"Is the homeowner sure that the cemetery is unowned?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Of course it's owned by someone."
"He still wants it even though he has an owner?"
His eyes widened.
"He asked me to find a solution because he has an owner. Otherwise, wouldn't he have just bought it himself?"
The deputy minister said. "That's true. How about this, I can help you ask, but I can't guarantee success. If it doesn't work, I can subsidize part of your purchase price, how about that?"
Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.
"Then you pay the deposit first."
The deputy minister certainly would not be fooled by his empty words.
"Okay, how much do you want?"
he asked.
"I want."
The deputy minister was about to say it, but suddenly swallowed it back.
"You're not from Bathhouse Street, are you?"
She looked at Liu Zheng and asked.
"Yes."
He admitted it graciously.
"You know a lot of people in town?"
The deputy minister asked again.
“It’s not that much.”
After all, there are less than thirty of them. Any local in the city would know more people than he does.
"Can you tell me who they are?"
The deputy minister seemed quite interested.
"You are not in a hurry now?"
"Lord Kunguna is enjoying the afterglow. There is still some time."
The Deputy Minister said.
"Okay. It's nothing, really. Just some company managers, department heads, city hall regular employees, self-employed bosses, landmark agents, and the like."
Liu Zheng said pretending to be nonchalant.
"What is a Landmark Agent?"
the Deputy Minister asked.
“Have you ever heard of the black market?”
He gave an example.
"I've heard of it. It seems that even the city hall can't control it. There are many things that can't be bought anywhere else."
The deputy minister thought for a moment and said.
"Well, I know a big boss there. There are also the sewers, the bloody restaurant, and the 'Red Witch' board game hall."
He listed them one by one.
"Do you know the agents in these places?"
The deputy minister said with his eyes wide open.
"We all know each other, and our relationships may be good or bad."
Liu Zheng spread his hands.
"You are so capable, why do you come to work in our bathhouse?"
The deputy minister looked at him suspiciously.
"Do you want to know?"
He said with a half smile.
"Do not want to."
The deputy minister shook his head.
"That's right. You do your thing, I do mine, and we all follow the rules of the bathhouse. When you come to the city after leaving the bathhouse, I'll treat you well."
Liu Zheng spoke in a big brother tone.
"How are you going to entertain me?"
The Deputy Minister winked at him.
"That depends on whether you, the deputy minister, favor me or not."
He chuckled, looking like a gigolo trying to trick a rich woman into spending money.
"What a clever man! I am becoming more and more jealous of Xiaoji."
The deputy minister reached out his hand and touched his face twice.
"So our matter is settled then?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"You are so well behaved, how can I bear not to spoil you? But I can give up your deposit, but you still have to appease the others."
The Deputy Minister said.
"I understand. Thank you for your help, sister."
He took out a handful of banknotes and stuffed them into the deputy minister's collar with a large movement.
"Little rascal."
Feeling the touch from a certain part of his body, the deputy minister scolded him with a smile.
"Don't blame the brother for being bad, it's just that the sister is too charming."
Liu Zheng argued cunningly.
"So what if you dumped that little girl from Yaoji and got together with your sister?"
The Deputy Minister suggested.
"Okay, when I have had enough fun with her, I will come to see you, sister."
He agreed decisively.
"You're too direct."
The deputy minister was somewhat amused and confused.
"I can't help it. I just speak directly like that."
Liu Zheng looked like a scoundrel.
"Are the rest of you straight as well?"
The deputy minister looked downward.
"No, it's not only very curved, but it can also rotate. Do you want to see it, sister?"
His hands also gestured downward.
"Wait until you can come back alive and talk to me. Well, we can't delay any longer, let's go back."
The Deputy Minister said.
"Okay. Do you have any secrets to pass on to me, sister?"
Liu Zheng asked shamelessly.
"What's the secret?"
"That's the secret to surviving the hands of Lord Kunguna."
"There is no such thing."
The deputy minister shook his head.
"Sister, just help me. When you go to the city, tell your brother if you need any help. It will be helpful."
He held the deputy minister's hand and acted coquettishly.
"I don't know when I'll be in town."
The deputy minister was not fooled this time.
"Then can Mr. Kunguna change back to Mr. Kunguna?"
Liu Zheng got to the point.
As long as Kunguna changes back into the good god Shao Ming Kunguna, this crisis will be resolved.
"Of course you can. But..."
"But what?"
“That’s almost impossible to do.”
The Deputy Minister said.
"Sister, please tell me first~"
"Alright, alright, stop pretending to be such a little kid. I'm about to throw up the ramen I ate this morning."
The deputy minister waved his hand in disdain.
"If you had said earlier that you didn't like it, I wouldn't have done this."
Liu Zheng grinned and became his carefree self again.
"Bathhouse work is so depressing, why not watch it if there's fun to be had."
"According to records, once when Lord Kunguna came to the bathhouse, he had a conflict with another god. The two sides fought fiercely, and the entire floor was reduced to ruins. Lord Kunguna was beaten back to his former self by the god."
The Deputy Minister said.
"Doesn't that god have a name?"
"No. He is not one of the eight gods. He is a god passing by. He only came once and never came again."
The deputy minister shook his head.
"That's it"
Liu Zheng fell into deep thought.
"Hey, you're not really going to solve the problem this way, are you?"
The deputy minister was shocked.
"Since there is a way, why not use it?"
He asked rhetorically.
"That's His Excellency Kunguna, a god."
"It's just a god. I've killed quite a few gods."
Liu Zheng said nonchalantly.
"Don't compare those country gods with Lord Kunguna. Don't mess around, or you'll get me into trouble."
The deputy minister said quickly.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything I'm not sure of. Look, I've already taken care of it with Lord Okawa-ryu, right?"
He said.
"If it weren't for the fact that you have served Lord Okawa Liu so well, I wouldn't have given you the opportunity to speak so much."
The deputy minister chuckled.
"If there is a first time, there will be a second time. Don't worry, this time it will be solved smoothly."
Liu Zheng said.
"I hope so. The conditions I stated before remain unchanged. If you dare to escape, I will still deal with both of them."
The deputy minister narrowed his eyes slightly, and once again showed a murderous look.
"Then my words remain unchanged. When the time comes, I will definitely blow up the Hundred Ghosts and then kill you, my sister."
He shrugged.
"Then wait and see. Follow me."
The deputy minister grabbed him and left the room, heading to the other side of the corridor.
"Aren't you going back to the room you were in?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Why, do you still want to go back and say goodbye to them?"
"Not really. We'll see each other soon anyway."
He shrugged.
"You are very precise in what you say, but unfortunately, Master Kunguna is not the kind of god who is easily persuaded."
The deputy minister suddenly quickened her pace, and Liu Zheng was dragged by her.
Her speed was getting faster and faster, and the scenes on both sides became afterimages.
"arrive."
Suddenly, the deputy minister stopped.
Liu Zheng blinked his dazzled eyes, and what he saw before him was a hellish scene.
(End of this chapter)
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