It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 391 Liu Zheng: I help people have children?
"Hi, see you again, Sister Yoko."

Liu Zheng raised his head and greeted Yaoji.

"Why don't you get up first and talk to me."

Xiaoji was speechless.

“I think it’s more down-to-earth to speak this way.”

He forced himself to make amends.

"Then you might as well go down a few more floors, so that you can reach the ground palace."

Xiaoji said sarcastically.

"Does our bathhouse have a lower floor?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously,
In the elevator, he clearly saw that the basement floor was the lowest floor.

"I think so. Someone seemed to have told me about it."

Xiaoji replied hesitantly.

"That's it."

He rolled his eyes.

Things like non-existent floors are usually used to hide things or people.

Could it be that Jingzi was imprisoned on the second floor below ground or even lower?

"what are you thinking about?"

Xiaoji stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

"Nothing. By the way, why is Sister Yoko here? Shouldn't this be the business of the General Affairs Department?"

Liu Zheng changed the subject.

"The service department has a low status, so anyone can give orders. I remembered you were also in the boiler room, so I volunteered to come."

Xiaoji said.

"I'm really flattered that Sister Yoko cares about me so much."

He said with a grin.

"Bah, who cares about you, you narcissistic man. Xiao Wan asked me to come and see you, so I'd like to say thank you on her behalf."

Xiaoji spat at him.

"Xiao Wan, have you finished your work? Is there anything wrong?"

"Well, it went well. I just got a little scared."

Yaoji didn't say much.

"That's good. Speaking of which, the guest named Okawaru is here. The service department should be very busy, right?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's quite busy. Every time He comes, everyone on vacation has to return to work. It's over!"

The little chicken suddenly crowed.

"What's wrong?"

"Alas, I should have asked Xiao Wan to deliver it."

Xiaoji sighed.

"That way she can stay in the boiler room until Lord Okawaru leaves and then come up."

She said with great regret.

Serving the Great River Flow is a very dangerous job, and every time there will be a large number of casualties among the staff.

Fortunately, Grandma Tang is not stingy in this regard. The injured employees can get proper treatment, and the families of the deceased employees can get a generous pension.

But the prerequisite is that the deceased employee must have relatives.

As far as Yaoji knows, Xiao Wan probably has no relatives who will come to claim the pension.

"Hey, don't treat this place like a nursery."

Yajo complained unhappily.

"Master Bajiao, this is the beef and horse jerky my sister sent me. Please try it and see how it tastes."

Yaoji took out a few pieces of packaged dried meat from his pocket and threw them onto the platform.

Eight arms stretched out, grabbed the jerky, peeled off the packaging and stuffed it into their mouths.

"Yeah, not bad. The beef and horse jerky from 'Lao Mu' is indeed chewier."

He said with satisfaction after chewing a few bites.

"Beef and horse jerky. Sister Yoko, can you give me one?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No. This is too valuable. I want to keep the rest to give away."

Xiaoji covered his pocket vigilantly.

There are human relationships everywhere. She was able to gain a foothold in the bathhouse and occasionally help others. It was not enough to have a background, she also had to manage her own network of contacts.

These little things that can only be bought in the city are the best things to enhance the relationship between colleagues.

"I'm just looking at it, I'm not eating it."

He said with a slight amusement.

"Oh, that's what you men all say."

Xiaoji sneered.

"Really? I'll just take a look at the packaging. If I lie to you, I'll become a beast of burden."

Liu Zheng swore and swore.

"So cruel? Then I'll just have to believe you."

Xiaoji took out another piece of beef and horse jerky and handed it to him.

Liu Zheng looked through the packaging of the dried meat and quickly found what he wanted to see.

“Raw material producer: 103 breeding farms.”

It was indeed the place where cattle and horses were born, but there was no detailed address.

"Thank you, Sister Yoko."

He returned the beef jerky to Xiaoji.

"You really don't want to eat. Okay, okay, eat it, and don't tell everyone that I'm stingy."

Xiaoji waved his hand.

"No, I have a friend who is a cow and horse, so I won't eat cow and horse meat."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Ah, so is this your friend's meat?"

"Little Chicken asked.

"Well, that's not the case."

"That's good. Looking at the packaging, do you want to know where your friend is? Has it been caught and taken back to the breeding farm? Is it a male or a female?"

Xiaoji asked rapidly, his eyes full of curiosity.

"No, I'm just curious. No, at most it was taken back to the kitchen. It's a male, and he has a cow-horse wife."

He answered the other party's questions one by one.

"Tsk, you are such a boring person."

Not hearing what he wanted to hear, Xiaoji looked quite disappointed.

“I think this kind of thing can be meaningless.”

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Are you done chatting? If not, go out and chat. You guys are having a good time chatting, but my guys are still hungry."

Hachijo interrupted their conversation.

"Oh, sorry, Hachijo-sama. Here, go feed those black dumplings."

Xiaoji stuffed the basket into Liu Zheng's hands.

"Oh, okay. How do I feed you?"

he asked.

"Take the contents out and put them on the ground, then smash them hard."

As Hachijo said this, he threw a hammer down from the platform.

Liu Zheng jumped up and caught the hammer, then was smashed to the ground by the force it brought.

"Gan!"

He stood up and looked at his arm, which was swollen.

Fortunately, he protected his face in time, so his handsome appearance was preserved.

"Good weight."

Liu Zheng tried to lift the hammer, which was only the size of his fist, as if he was lifting a car.

"The quality of new massage therapists is getting worse and worse. They have a hard time even lifting a hammer. How can they give massages to customers when they have so little strength?"

Hachijo taunted.

"Mr. Hachijo, what you said is wrong."

When it comes to his professional level, he still has to defend himself.

"Massage doesn't rely on strength, but on technique. If strength is all that matters, then why don't you get a few pile drivers as technicians?"

"Can you compete with a pile driver? You can't even loosen my skin with those two blows."

Eight people puffed their beards and glared.

"Really? I seemed to have pushed you so hard that you rolled your eyes, didn't I?"

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

"real or fake?"

Yaoji looked at Bajiao in surprise.

Does this old man have this side?

"What are you looking at me for? Get to work! I don't want anyone who can only talk here."

Hachijo became angry and embarrassed.

"Oh~"

Xiaoji drew out the sound.

It appears to be true.

Liu Zheng carried a hammer and held a basket and walked to the platform.

He put the basket on the ground and lifted the floral cloth. Underneath were colorful lumps. "What is this?"

Liu Zheng asked.

“It’s sludge.”

Xiaoji replied.

"silt?"

This clearly looks more like stone.

"It was indeed mud in the beginning, but after settling for a long time, it turned into stone. I am not very clear about the specific process, which is handled by the General Affairs Department."

Xiaoji said.

"Can we eat it then?"

he asked.

"Sure, if you want to turn into a pile of mud too."

Hachijo's voice floated from above.

"Master Hachijo, you're scaring the newbies again."

Xiaoji turned around and gave him a cold look.

"We can indeed eat this, but it has to be specially processed. Also, if you don't want to do it in the bathhouse for a long time, I suggest you don't eat it."

She turned and said to Liu Zheng.

"Why, Sister Yoko?"

"The more of this you eat, the more you'll need to stay in the bathhouse."

Xiaoji said softly.

"Have you eaten Sister Yoko?"

"I ate it before my sister got married."

Yaoji hesitated for a moment, but still answered his question.

With the background, she no longer needs to eat this to increase her survival rate.

"understood."

Liu Zheng nodded and grabbed a handful of "mud" from the basket.

The system still did not pop up the item introduction, perhaps because he did not own it yet, or perhaps because this "silt" was not within the item judgment range.

No matter which one it was, he gave up the idea of ​​tasting it.

The "silt" was spread on the ground like chicken shit, and the black balls immediately crawled out of the pipes and formed circles around the "silt".

"Little guys, make room for me."

Liu Zheng shouted.

"Chi chi chi chi!"

The black balls obediently moved a little further out.

"It's really a natural working saint."

He couldn't help but sigh.

They look cute, eat little, work a lot, ask for little, and can even die at the cost of their lives.

Even slave owners would cry when they see such chosen workers.

He swung the hammer and smashed it at the "mud" on the ground.

"clang!"

The colorful stones shattered, bursting into colorful sparks.

"grumble!"

The black balls waved their little hands and jumped up, swallowing the sparks in one gulp.

"interesting."

He looked at the scene with considerable nostalgia.

I remembered that he had done something similar when he was a child, sitting on the rooftop and looking at the stars with his mouth open, counting the stars one by one.

Then the director of the welfare home who was checking the dormitories would grab their ears, twist them, and take them down from the rooftop.

"Chi! Chi!"

The black balls that swallowed the sparks immediately swelled up their stomachs, becoming bigger than themselves.

They cried rapidly, looking very uncomfortable.

"Is this because you are too full?"

Liu Zheng subconsciously stopped beating.

"What are you stopping for?"

Yajo turned around and asked.

"It seems to me that they are full."

he replied.

"That's not because you're overeating, that's because you're about to give birth."

"what?"

Liu Zheng widened his eyes.

"Hurry up and smash it. If they are malnourished, they will give birth to a bunch of deformed babies."

Hachijo urged.

"Uh, got it."

Suddenly feeling a lot of pressure, he quickly swung the hammer again.

"clang!"

"clang!"

"clang!"

This time he didn't hold back, and swung his fist as fast as he could with all his strength.

Sparks continued to explode under his hammer and were swallowed up by the black balls that swarmed over him.

Gradually, there were more and more pregnant black balls, until all the black balls that came out had big bellies.

"Chi! Chi!"

However, the black balls whose stomachs were already swollen to the limit had no intention of giving birth and just lay on the ground screaming in pain.

"Now how to do?"

Liu Zheng couldn't help but become anxious.

"Smash it."

Eight return roads.

"I smash them?"

"That's right. There are many ways for black people to give birth. If you conceive in this way, you can only give birth in this way."

"And newborns bear the marks of the people who gave birth to them. If you have any skills, show them now."

"If you can help them give birth to excellent offspring, they will naturally reward you."

Eight said.

"brand?"

Liu Zheng looked at the tentacles hidden under the sexy costume.

To be honest, he now has quite a few marks on his body, and each one is more serious than the last.

First of all, there is the mark of the golden skull, which can be ruled out directly.

Liu Zheng didn't dare to imagine what would happen if the Chaos Club, which even the City Hall couldn't deal with, left its mark.

He is only here to save people, not to destroy the whole family.

Then there is the Gold Star Tank Medal, which is also a big issue.

The Red Ghost naturally had no ill will towards him, but the City Hall did have ill will towards the Red Ghost.

Normally he would run around wearing the medal, and the city hall would turn a blind eye.

If we really create a large army of red dumplings, the Public Security Bureau and the Special Operations Team will come to suppress the bandits.

The second is the mark of the Red Witch Board Game Hall, which is worth a try.

Although the Red Witch is also a big shot, this kind of open business should not be too dangerous, after all, it is cooperating with the city hall.

Moreover, her strength is obviously not as good as Si Xue and Kong Que.

Just look at her subordinates, a mermaid and a vampire girl, they are all easy to deal with.

Even Liu Zheng himself could beat them both up if he didn't care about his life.

Although the strength of subordinates is not completely linked to that of their boss, it can still reflect something indirectly.

Moreover, Nightingale dared to flirt with the host of the board game hall and even planned to open a board game store of her own to steal the business. If the board game hall had the status of a major landmark, she would never have the courage to do so.

Just like the Bloody Restaurant, let alone competing with it for business, the last legendary delivery man who was suspected of wanting to compete with it is now buried under a tree.

As for the other marks he knew or didn't know, Liu Zheng was too lazy to count them.

One bug is a bug, a bunch of bugs can work.

Anyway, the fact that he is still alive and kicking means that they can still coexist peacefully for the time being.

After the copy is settled, these marks should be eliminated.

If it can't be eliminated, then it can't be eliminated.

As long as he's not dead.

After being in the metropolitan city for so long, Liu Zheng no longer expects more.

After thinking for a while, he decided to use the mark of Dayi Nianggui.

First of all, this brand was exchanged by Liu Zheng using the embers he pulled, so the process was relatively fair and just.

Secondly, Amaterasu Omikami can be considered a righteous god. Since she didn't kill him on the spot after he spied on her, she wouldn't pursue the matter further.

Finally, the atmosphere of Amaterasu Omikami matches well with that of the Hyakkigyo Bathhouse, and she has personally allowed the use of her mark.

"Please ask the great sun god to appear."

"Please ask the great sun god to appear."

"Please ask the great sun god to appear."

Liu Zheng repeated it silently three times in his mind, and the shadow of a golden magatama gradually appeared in his right eye.

"what?!"

Ba Tiao, who was busy adding medicinal herbs into the copper pot, turned around suddenly, his pupils bigger than coal.

(End of this chapter)