It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 380 Your elevator has useless employees
Chapter 380 Your elevator has useless employees
"What do you mean?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Please draw your sword, sir."
The blood warrior raised the tip of his sword slightly, pointing diagonally toward the sky.
He looked in the direction of the knife tip, and saw an inconspicuous spot in the blood cloud above his head twisted into the shape of an ear.
"Then I'll just stand still and let you chop me, okay?"
He sighed.
Although Liu Zheng does not hate violence, he is not a lunatic who enjoys fighting.
The battle had never stopped since they entered the metropolis, and he was indeed a little tired.
If he must be stabbed, then just lie down and let him be stabbed.
"Of course that's not possible."
The blood warrior's face jumped.
Having worked in the elevator for so many years, he has never seen such a lazy person.
If he hadn't been counting on the other party to help him save his wife and daughter, he would have felt uncomfortable even dirtying his knife by chopping the other party.
"Can I fight back?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Of course you can. Sir, feel free to attack me. Don't worry about hurting me."
There was a hint of sarcasm in the Blood Warrior's tone.
"Forget it, I still can't get excited. Come on, can I see your butt?"
He turned around and faced away from the Blood Warrior.
"Sir, haven't you heard that scars on the back are a samurai's shame?"
The blood veins on the blood warrior's forehead were throbbing wildly.
“Yes.”
Just kidding, it turns out he is also an ACG fan, how could he not have heard such classic lines.
"Then why is your Excellency still turning his back to me?"
The Blood Warrior has changed his name.
"Because I'm not a samurai. I'm just a deliveryman, ahem, a masseur."
Liu Zheng wiped away the non-existent cold sweat and almost let the cat out of the bag.
"What do you want me to do in exchange for a proper fight?"
The Blood Warrior said helplessly.
"Are you finally telling the truth?"
He turned around with a look of triumph on his face.
"What do you mean by to avoid being eavesdropped on? I think you just want to fight me."
Liu Zheng said leisurely.
"It's true that I want to fight with you, and it's also true that I want to avoid being eavesdropped."
Having his thoughts exposed, the Blood Warrior spoke frankly.
"People take the elevator every day. Aren't you tired of it?"
he asked.
"They are different from you, and have no murderous intent. Fighting with them will not be of much help to me."
The Blood Warrior shook his head.
"Will it be of great help to you to fight with me?"
"Of course, I am now a fierce spirit, and this body is the result of my murderous aura and resentment."
"Especially the 'Corpse Killing Pill' in my hand, which has now merged with my murderous aura. Only by sharpening it against other weapons that are also killing weapons can it become even sharper."
The blood warrior's palm brushed across the blade, causing waves of blood to appear on it.
"Aren't you a zombie? How did you become a ghost?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"I don't know either. After I regained consciousness, I wandered aimlessly in the mountains. Until one day, a man suddenly told me that instead of wandering around and becoming someone else's tool, it would be better to become his employee. Maybe there would be a chance to be free in the future."
"I don't remember whether I agreed or refused at that time. Anyway, when I regained my memory, I looked like this."
"My body has merged with this elevator, but my soul has separated and become the spirit of the elevator."
The Blood Warrior said.
"Is that her?"
He pointed to the ear.
"I don't know. Now when I recall that person's voice, appearance, and smile, I can't remember anything. However, I vaguely remember that he had an extraordinary demeanor, which was definitely not comparable to those people."
The Blood Warrior shook his head and spoke with disdain for Grandma Tang.
"Okay. But since I'm your sparring partner, you have to give me some medical expenses, right?"
Liu Zheng shrugged.
He doesn't think he can defeat the opponent without using props, but he can't be beaten in vain, right?
"What do you want, Your Excellency?"
The blood warrior asked helplessly.
At the same time, he also felt a strange feeling in his heart.
He was clearly the examiner, so how come he became the passive one after just a few words?
"I'm not picky. Is there any quick-learning knife skills or something like that?"
Liu Zheng said.
It cannot be said that he knew nothing about combat, but it can also be said that he knew nothing at all, and he did not have any natural talent.
Although there are good knives with excellent qualities such as "Shiji Spirit" and "Picky", there is only one way to use them, and that is to chop them randomly.
Originally, I had the opportunity to make up for this when I was in Art.
Beethoven himself was an expert swordsman, and he also single-handedly taught the entire church hunter organization, making him the perfect swordsmanship teacher.
Although he used a sword instead of a knife, the techniques of using a two-handed greatsword are somewhat similar to those of a knife, and some basic principles of fighting are also the same.
Moreover, he could also get a big sword, which should be available on the black market.
As a result, the relationship was established and the work was done, but Liu Zheng was thrown out of Art by an unknown superior, which was really difficult.
However, it is common for plans to fail to keep up with changes, so he was not too disappointed.
But now that there seems to be an opportunity to make up for the lessons, he will not let it go easily.
"No."
The Blood Warrior shook his head decisively.
"Swordsmanship is a skill that is honed through countless efforts. Even a person with extraordinary talent needs to wield the sword countless times before he can comprehend the true meaning of swordsmanship. Although you are not a swordsman, you should also understand this principle."
he said seriously.
"I don't want to learn any sword skills, I just want to learn some self-defense skills."
Liu Zheng spread his hands.
Even if he really wanted to comprehend some truth, he would rather comprehend the way of the delivery man. Maybe he could even activate the additional effects of the legendary delivery man suit.
"If that's the case, there is a way."
The Blood Warrior said after hesitating for a moment.
"Oh? What do you say?"
Liu Zheng asked with great interest.
"You have asked me so many questions. Shouldn't you give me an answer first?"
The blood warrior asked back.
"I understand. Come on, don't pity me just because I'm your benefactor."
He drew his butcher knife and boning knife, ready for battle.
"Your Excellency has not yet done me a favor, it is too early to speak."
The Blood Warrior was furious at his inappropriate words and actions.
He said no more, just trotted over and jumped up, landing on top of Liu Zheng's head.
"drink!"
As he was falling, he suddenly let out a roar, which turned into large blood-red words that spurted out of his mouth.
"Boom!!!"
The large blood-red characters hit the long sword, causing it to tremble.
The invisible sound waves spread out in all directions like a stone falling into a pond, circle after circle.
Liu Zheng was affected by the sound waves and his body began to tremble, and wrinkles appeared on his sexy outfit.
"Heavenly Way Sound Killing Flow, Sound Slash Unrivaled!"
The Blood Warrior called out the name of the move.
Tiandao Yinshaliu is the name of the Blood Warrior sect. Although each generation can accept several disciples, only one person can inherit the title of "knight" and shout out the names of the moves during battle.
In reality, shouting out the names of moves is just for fashion or to strengthen the audience's memory.
But at the Met, the name of a thing speaks for itself.
And calling out the name of a move is to unleash its true power.
Sure enough, as the blood warrior shouted out the name of the move, the invisible sound wave instantly expanded ten times, as if the little boy had been replaced by Big Ivan.
Not only was Liu Zheng pressed to the ground, but even the blood cloud above him began to roll.
"It's now!"
The blood warrior shouted in a low voice, then turned the "Corpse Killing Pill" around his waist.
The sound waves that were originally spreading in all directions were gathered by the sword energy, forming a huge sound shield. Liu Zheng's body also stopped shaking, leaving only a little aftereffect.
When he heard the blood warrior's words, he immediately forced himself to control his tentacles, took out his cell phone, and dialed the number.
After this operation, although the erotic costume was not damaged, its outline was exposed a lot.
However, the blood warrior's eyes were all on the blade, and he didn't seem to take Liu Zheng seriously at all.
"Hello?"
Liu Zheng ignored him. After the call was connected, noisy and intermittent voices came from the other end.
"Old man, it's me."
He said loudly and quickly.
"I know it's you, kid. What do you want from me?"
Jade Cricket shouted back even louder.
"I have a friend who used to be a zombie. He killed his wife and children and sucked their souls away. Is there any hope for salvation?"
In order not to waste time, Liu Zheng spoke concisely.
As for the wording, I didn't pay much attention to it.
"What do you mean you were a zombie?"
The Blood Warrior's eyes twitched when he heard this.
It sounds like being a zombie is some kind of profession, and it's a shameful one at that.
Well, there seems to be nothing wrong when you think about it this way.
"Is he dreaming?"
Yu Cricket said after hearing this.
"what?"
"Don't worry about it, just ask him."
Jade Cricket said impatiently.
"Okay. Are you dreaming?"
Liu Zheng asked the blood warrior.
"I am dreaming."
The Blood Warrior replied honestly.
"Were his wife and children in the dream?"
The Jade Cricket seemed to be able to hear the voice of the Blood Warrior.
"Are your wife and children in the dream?"
"Have."
"Are your wife and children facing you or facing away from you?"
Jade Cricket asked again.
"It should be, with his back to the camera."
The Blood Warrior thought carefully before answering.
"Oh, then there is hope."
Yu Cricket made a judgment.
"Why can I be saved if I turn my back to him?"
Liu Zheng asked curiously.
"If they were facing him, then he would only see them in his memory. If they were facing away from him, then it means that the souls of his wife and children have not been fully absorbed, but they cannot meet him because of the mutual repulsion of the souls."
Jade Cricket explained.
"I see, I understand."
I learned another little piece of magical knowledge that is of no use.
"Sir, it's almost over."
The Blood Warrior said.
"Then I'll hang up first."
As soon as Liu Zheng hung up the phone, the blood warrior swung his sword violently.
Sound waves of different frequencies cut into the sound shield, immediately destroying the balance and causing all the sound waves to burst.
"Crack!"
There was a sharp sound like glass breaking, which made his head hurt, and then blood flowed out from all his orifices.
"Your Excellency, be careful. This is the third knife."
The blood warrior took a deep breath, leaned forward, then raised his long sword, with the tip of the sword pointing directly at Liu Zheng and the back of the sword held in his palm.
"Heavenly Sound Killing Flow: Ride the Wave and Slash!"
He took a step forward, and all the sound waves that had not dissipated around him were automatically absorbed by his body, then ejected backwards, propelling him forward like a rocket booster.
"So fast."
Even though the Blood Warrior had warned him in advance, Liu Zheng was still unable to dodge the sword, which was as fast and graceful as sailing on the waves.
Or rather, he didn't want to hide.
Since it is not a fight of life and death, then it is a competition between friends.
Winning or losing in a competition between friends is not the most important thing. The most important thing is to overwhelm the opponent with momentum.
Faced with this unstoppable knife, Liu Zheng took a step forward and stretched out his arms to make a hug gesture.
"Pfft!"
The blood warrior did not hold back, and the "Corpse Killing Pill" directly pierced his heart.
The murderous aura attached to it exploded instantly, freezing his heart.
"Pity."
The Blood Warrior shook his head regretfully.
Although he did not want to kill Liu Zheng, neither the dignity of a warrior nor his own duty would allow him to deliberately let him go.
Moreover, he had actually shown mercy and did not use the true killing move of the Tendou Sound Killing Style, and the true form of the "Shishawan" was not released.
"What's a pity?"
Liu Zheng, who had just tilted his head and pretended to be dead, raised his head and asked.
"Hmm? You are not dead?"
The Blood Warrior said in surprise.
"There are so many people who want to kill me that you can't even get a number."
He said it bluntly.
The sexy suit only disguised his appearance, but did not restrict his ability to "regenerate flesh and blood".
And a mere piercing of the heart is not even considered a serious injury.
As long as it is not completely crushed, within a few breaths, Liu Zheng's body will automatically open up a new blood circulation channel based on the original one.
"In that case, then you have passed the test."
The blood warrior did not take it as an offense and pulled the long sword out of his chest.
“Does every employee have to go through this test when they take the elevator?”
Liu Zheng asked with a grin.
You won’t die, but you will still feel pain.
Especially the damage caused by murderous intent, the pain goes straight to the soul.
"of course."
The Blood Warrior said.
"Then your elevator is quite useless."
He said with empty eyes.
Although he didn't know the true strength of the Blood Warrior, he felt that he should be no worse than Doctor Nile.
If every bathhouse employee has to fight a blood warrior before taking the elevator, then shortage of staff is inevitable.
Moreover, there are two more elevators like this.
"There are many forms of tests. Ordinary employees only need to answer those three questions and then be shocked by the murderous aura."
"Your Excellency, I came to meet you in person because your answer aroused my interest."
The Blood Warrior said.
"I see. I triggered a special plot."
As a veteran RPG game player, Liu Zheng immediately thought of the right adjective.
"Although I don't understand what you are saying, but this is probably what you mean."
"My friend said that your wife and children might be saved."
He said, clutching his chest.
"Great!"
The Blood Warrior said excitedly.
"If you can help me revive my wife and daughter, I will repay you with my own life."
He bowed deeply.
"No problem. But you should still fulfill your promise of quick sword skills first."
Liu Zheng showed a mercenary smile.
(End of this chapter)
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