It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 376: Large Intestine or Small Intestine
Chapter 376: Large Intestine or Small Intestine
"what?"
Liu Zheng made an unexpected sound.
When he put his hand into the boiling liquid, he didn't feel hot, but even felt a little cool.
The liquid doesn’t feel as sticky as it looks, but rather feels like playing with bubble water.
"Why don't you fish it out yet? What are you waiting for?"
Old Man Qing urged.
"I didn't catch anything."
Liu Zheng fished a few times and said in confusion.
"Just hold it out with your hands."
Old man Qing said.
"Oh well."
He clasped his hands together and took it out of the pot.
A black brain-like object appeared in his hand, and the pot turned into a pool of clear water.
Liu Zheng shook it twice tentatively, and the black brain-like object bounced slightly in his hand and gave off a faint fragrance, just like brains baked in tin foil.
"what is this?"
he asked with some curiosity.
"You'll know by looking at the appearance."
"Really a brain?"
He frowned.
"That's right. You might as well guess what kind of creature's brain this is."
Finally, a smile appeared on Old Man Qing's face, but it was a bad smile.
".Human?"
After a moment's silence, Liu Zheng asked.
"Yes, but not much. Humans always think too much, and the aroma of their brains is more complex, so only a little bit can be added, otherwise it will destroy the main aroma of the brain."
Old man Qing said.
"Oh."
He nodded noncommittally.
"Go and give it to the old fellow."
Old Man Qing waved his hand.
"it is good."
Liu Zheng held the incense in his hand, walked to the paper door and pushed it open with his foot.
"Hurry up, give me the brain incense."
Sure enough, the old man was still waiting outside. As soon as he saw him, he spoke excitedly.
"Take it."
Liu Zheng handed him the brain incense.
"Be careful, be careful, this is a precious thing, don't drop it."
The old man muttered to himself as he carefully took the incense.
Then he opened his mouth.
A black bird beak stretched out from its mouth, its edges shining with sharp cold light.
Then, the old man suddenly lowered his head and inserted the bird's beak into the brain fragrance.
"Gu-pu-pu-pu!"
The old man sucked hard, and a sound like blowing bubbles came out in his head.
Soon, his body began to shake, and every hair on his back was dancing.
However, his expression became increasingly calm until it was as dead silent as a corpse.
Finally, the whole piece of brain fragrance was sucked up by the old man.
"Whoo~"
With one last violent shudder, he let out a breath.
The originally dead expression gradually revived, and finally turned into the peacefulness of a baby sucking milk.
"It has to be this one. The scent mixed by Old Man Qing is the best in the whole bath."
The old man said leisurely.
"If you like, I'll try to get you some more."
Liu Zheng said tactfully.
"Don't brag, kid. That old woman is the most stingy. Even Da Sanyuan and the others can't take advantage of her."
The old man shook his head.
"My uncle and I are a family, how can you say I'm taking advantage?"
he said with a smile.
"Well, you look so shameless, just like my nephew. Try your best. If you can really get the incense for me, I won't treat you unfairly."
The old man gave him an admiring look, then stretched out his bird claws, patted his shoulder, and turned away.
Liu Zheng watched him walk away, stepping back and forth, then turned around and went back to the room.
"Close the door."
Old man Qing said.
"okay."
He closed the paper door.
"Remember next time, don't leave the door open when you have nothing to do."
Old man Qing said.
"Okay, I remember."
Liu Zheng nodded.
I don't know why, but it should be a taboo similar to the bloody restaurant.
He doesn't need to know the principle, he just needs to do it.
"Do you know why I asked you to get the incense for the old man?"
Old Man Qing asked.
"To show the relationship between the two of us?"
Liu Zheng thought for a moment and said.
"That's only one aspect. Another aspect is to prepare you mentally. The Hundred Ghosts Parade is not a pleasant experience. Not only are most of the guests here not human, but they also generally have bad intentions towards humans."
"If you can't bear it and let the cat out of the bag, it won't hurt yourself, but the key is that it will implicate me."
Old Man Qing stared into his eyes and said.
"I see. As expected of an old senior, you are very thoughtful."
He suddenly said.
"But your reaction is pretty good. I was prepared to boil you to a pulp if you showed any surprise."
Old Man Qing laughed like a night owl.
"Didn't Mr. Yuan tell you?"
Liu Zheng looked at her with a puzzled look.
"say what?"
"I'm working at the Bloody's now, second in command of the takeout department."
he said with a smile.
"Bloody Restaurant, is it awesome?"
Old Man Qing asked back.
"what?"
Liu Zheng was stunned.
"Don't you know the Bloody Restaurant?"
"I know. It seems to be some kind of high-end restaurant."
Old Man Qing thought for a moment and said.
"and then?"
"and then?"
"No, you haven't heard the rumors about the bloody restaurant?"
He asked somewhat speechlessly.
"No, I never pay attention to anything other than the bathhouse and incense making."
Old Man Qing shook his head.
"Aren't you from the city?"
"I was born in a bathhouse, grew up in a bathhouse, and grew old in a bathhouse. If nothing unexpected happens, I will die in a bathhouse, too."
Old Man Qing said lightly.
"Then why do you want to help Mr. Yuan?"
Liu Zheng asked.
When Yuan Baoer handed over the task to him, she did not tell him too much about Old Man Qing, so he originally thought that Old Man Qing should be an undercover agent sent by Gaga Shuang Bathhouse to Bai Gui Xing Bathhouse.
Now it appears that this is not the case.
"Didn't Yuan Baoer tell you?"
Old Man Qing asked back.
"No."
Yuan Baoer only said that Old Man Qing could basically be trusted as long as he didn't act on his own and violate the other party's taboos.
"Because she found me the scent of my dreams."
"Dream. Love fragrance?"
"Give up, I won't let you smell it."
Old Man Qing gave him a wary look.
"No, my sister also told me that I want to smell it."
"You can't even think about it. For someone like you who doesn't understand fragrance, you're not even worthy of looking at it, let alone smelling it."
Old Man Qing said with disdain.
"Okay, then I don't deserve it."
Liu Zheng was too lazy to argue with her.
There is nothing in the metropolis that XP is, and fetish is considered relatively lightweight. "But since you were born and raised here, can you bear to help outsiders to cause damage?"
he probed.
"You are here to cause trouble for her. What does it have to do with Baiguixing?"
Old man Qing said nonchalantly.
"what?"
Liu Zheng had a flash of inspiration.
"Don't mention her name."
Old Man Qing seemed to predict what he was going to say and pointed to the ceiling.
"In the Hundred Ghosts Parade, if you mention her name, she will hear it."
She said.
"If you chant my name, there will be a response. She is about to become a god."
"It's not that exaggerated. It's just a little trick combining undue power and witchcraft. But it's definitely enough to deal with you."
"So be careful not to speak out of turn."
Old man Qing said.
"Understood. I will be careful with my words and actions."
Liu Zheng nodded.
"The guests have been quite irritable recently, and the bathhouse has suffered a great loss of manpower, so the onboarding process has been simplified a lot. With my qualifications, I can skip the previous process and recruit you directly. However, you still have to go through an interview with the head of the headquarters."
"Which department do you want to go to?"
Old Man Qing asked.
“What departments are available?”
he asked.
"The departments that are currently short of staff include the General Affairs Department, Massage Department, Waiting Department, Security Department, and Soup Department."
Old man Qing said.
"What do the General Affairs Department and the Soup Department do?"
"The General Affairs Department is responsible for managing the daily affairs of the bathhouse, which is equivalent to the office of the bathhouse."
"The soup department is responsible for making the medicines, spices, seasonings, etc. needed for hot springs. I am in the soup department."
Old Man Qing replied.
"Which department is more conducive to my actions?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"The service department and the security department, because people from these two departments often walk around the bathhouse and have more opportunities to chat with others."
"However, because of this, the possibility of you being caught is also greater."
Old Man Qing said as he looked at his handsome and muscular appearance.
Yuan Baoer naturally told her that Liu Zheng used sexy clothes to disguise himself, otherwise when Liu Zheng's true form was revealed, she wouldn't know whether he was real or fake.
"What about the massage department?"
Liu Zheng nodded and asked.
Indeed, when there are too many people, there will be too much talk, and too much talk will lead to mistakes.
If he extracts information from others, the more he talks, the greater the possibility that his own information will be leaked.
But if I go looking for her place by place by myself, it will make too much noise and it will be simply showing no respect for Grandma Tang.
"The massage department is not bad, that's where she's weakest."
Old Man Qing nodded.
The weakest force?
In other words, the massage department is the base camp of the anti-Yu Laolao faction in the Hyakkiryo Bathhouse?
Judging from the situation at the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse, the massage department should be the department with the strongest military strength besides the security department.
No wonder Grandma Tang failed to stop Gaga Shuang Bathhouse last time, and this time she has to rely on the power of Oeyama.
"Then I'll go to the massage department."
Liu Zheng said.
"Are you sure? The massage department thinks highly of itself. Even if they are short of people, if you are not an expert in massage, there is no way you will be recognized by the massage department."
Old Man Qing looked at him suspiciously.
"Don't worry about this. It's not that the massage department has to recognize me, but I have to recognize the massage department."
he said confidently.
"Well, I hope your confidence isn't hubris. Follow me."
Old Man Qing gave a noncommittal counsel and then walked out the door.
Liu Zheng followed closely behind her, passing through countless barrier houses along the way.
It is obvious that the interior space of the Hyakkiyo Bathhouse is folded, just like the shoji of Mr. Qing. It looks like only a dozen square meters, but in fact it is more than 40 or 50 square meters.
Of course, this could also be a subsidy for her being a senior employee.
"We're here. Don't talk for a while. You can only speak when I ask you to."
Old Man Qing stopped in front of a screened house and gave instructions to Liu Zheng.
"Ok."
He nodded obediently.
"Are you there? Thirteenth Yao."
Old Man Qing patted the paper door and shouted.
There seemed to be the sound of footsteps inside, but it soon returned to silence, and there was no sign of the paper door being opened.
"It's me, Old Man Qing, I'm here to bring you some incense."
Old Man Qing said upon seeing this.
"Shh!"
The paper door was immediately opened.
An old man wearing a white stand-up collar and a white hat, who looked more like a chef than a masseur, came out.
He was very short, even shorter than old man Qing, and was almost a dwarf.
But his arms were very developed, longer and wider than he was, and looked very deformed.
"Where's the incense?"
Thirteen Yao asked directly as soon as he came out.
"I have plenty of incense, but you have to do me a favor first."
Old man Qing said.
"Haha, stop bragging, old man Qing. With the speed at which you make incense, you'll give all the incense you make to the bathhouse, and the remaining incense won't be enough for you to smell. Hey, young man, what's your name?"
After Shisanyao finished complaining about old man Qing, he suddenly changed the subject and looked at Liu Zheng.
Liu Zheng looked at his nose with his eyes and at his heart with his nose, and ignored his words and actions.
"Young people nowadays are becoming more and more rude."
Thirteen Yao sighed and shook his head.
"Stop pretending to be stupid, Thirteenth One. Everyone knows that you like to bully newcomers."
Old Man Qing sneered.
If the massage department had not been unable to retain people after Thirteen Yao took over, they might not have lost the last battle with Gaga Shuang Bathhouse.
"That's not bullying, that's caring. If you can't even stand my spiritual infusion, how can you stand the spiritual pollution from those guests?"
Thirteen Yao defended himself.
"Haha, if it was me thirty years ago, I might have believed your nonsense, but now, what the hell!"
Old man Qing spat on the ground.
"Tell me, old man Qing, what on earth do you want from me?"
"My nephew wants to work for you."
Old man Qing entered the whole.
"Sure, a milky aroma,"
Thirteen Yao quoted a price.
"We have known each other for decades. Do I look like a fool to you?"
Old man Qing was rolling his eyes to the sky.
In fact, the most difficult thing is to bypass Grandma Tang’s surveillance, so she was willing to give the brain incense to the Crow Man.
"That's a heart-warming fragrance."
Thirteen Yao has to settle for the next best thing.
"No. It's not worth it."
Old Man Qing continued to shake his head.
"Then you make a price."
Thirteen Yao is too lazy to guess anymore.
"A piece of intestinal fragrance."
Old Man Qing quoted a price.
"It smells like intestines. What kind of intestines?"
"Small intestine."
Old man Qing said.
"Add another large intestine incense."
Thirteen Yao said after hesitating for a moment.
The small intestine is the longest in the human body, while the large intestine is the largest.”
"make a deal."
Old Man Qing said after hesitating for a moment.
"I have already smoked the incense made by Menqianqing today. Please bring these two incense sticks to me tomorrow."
Thirteen Yao said bluntly.
"How can the fragrance she makes be compared with mine? Even dogs won't smell it."
Old Man Qing said rather unhappily.
"Her incense is indeed not as good as yours, but she makes it quickly and I can inhale it every day. As for you, the last time I inhaled the incense you made was more than a year ago."
Thirteen Yao said.
"One year and three months,"
"No, it's one year, two months and twenty-three days."
Thirteen Yao corrected, his eyes looking somewhat gentle
(End of this chapter)
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