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Chapter 368 Liu Zheng: Huh, huh, huh!
Chapter 368 Liu Zheng: Hum~hum~hum~ah!
"are you talking about me?"
The boy in the red skirt pointed at himself and said with interest.
"That's right. You're taking off your clothes before you even get into the bath, and you're staring at others. I think you're a filthy jerk."
Liu Zheng said sternly.
"Then you have misunderstood me, young lady. Although I am a coarse person, I also like to be clean and my body always smells good. If you don't believe me, you can come and smell it."
The boy in the red skirt said with a grin.
"Who the hell wants to smell you? You look like a pervert, and you must smell like a pervert. Perverted stinky hooligan, disgusting, yue!"
He pretended to be disgusted.
"Say more, say more, and I'll be out."
The boy in the red skirt pretended to enjoy it.
"Can such a pervert enter the bathhouse?"
Liu Zheng was really disgusted this time.
"Guests' XP is their freedom, and we at the bathhouse will not interfere. But this gentleman is harassing you now, and that is not allowed."
The fourth brother said knowingly.
"Is that so? First you looked at me, and now you are harassing me, you are ready to die, you idiot."
He crossed his arms over his chest and looked at the boy in the red dress with trashy eyes.
"Young lady, you just want to block my way, so I will give you a chance. But if you win, the reward will be a night of love between you and me."
The boy in the red skirt said nonchalantly.
"Okay. If he loses, can I just kill him?"
Liu Zheng asked the fourth brother.
"In the case where he is directly harassing you, then in theory yes."
The fourth child said.
Theoretically, yes, but practically, no.
After all, the bathhouse is open for business, and it is not good to have guests getting injured or killed all the time, so the injuries are usually controlled to the extent that they do not die.
Of course, there are exceptions for people like the young man in the red skirt who are clearly looking for trouble. They will be killed or buried.
"Very good. Come on, pervert, what do you want to compete in?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Ladies first, young lady, whatever you want to compare, I will compete with you. Of course, if you want to compare who has bigger breasts, then I can't compete."
The boy in the red skirt maintained his composure at first, but his nature as a gangster was revealed later.
The men behind him also burst into laughter, their eyes roaming around Liu Zheng's chest.
"Then let's see who can be the oldest."
Liu Zheng really wanted to follow up on what he said, but unfortunately he couldn't.
Although he knew that he was a man, and even the boy in the red skirt might know that he was a man, but since he was dressed as a woman, he still had to maintain his image on the surface.
"Then let's drink."
Liu Zheng said.
"Okay, I love drinking the most. It is even better to drink with a beauty like you. Come on, bring up the best wine you have."
The young man in the red skirt said proudly.
"No, I brought my own."
He took out the contaminated fifteen-year-old ascension hair moss from the system space.
"What kind of wine is this?"
The boy in the red skirt asked curiously.
Smuggled liquor naturally won’t have labels. Anyway, if the Bloody Restaurant says it’s Shengtian Maotai, then it is Shengtian Maotai.
The Bloody Restaurant has done a good job in terms of authenticity and reasonable price, and there is nothing wrong with it except that it is expensive.
"Fifteen years to ascend to heaven."
Liu Zheng replied.
"You actually carry such fine wine with you, and in such large quantities. Did the young lady come prepared, or is she really a wine lover?"
The boy in the red skirt raised his eyebrows.
"What do you care? Just decide whether you want to drink or not."
He rolled his eyes and yelled.
"Drink, good wine and beautiful women, if you don't drink, wouldn't it be a waste of heaven's gift?"
The boy in the red skirt said as he was about to step forward.
"and many more."
Liu Zheng spoke out to stop him.
"What? Young lady, you don't dare anymore?"
The young man in the red skirt stopped and looked at him with a playful look.
"Don't come over to get it. I'll throw it to you. I feel sick if you get too close to perverts."
Liu Zheng said mercilessly.
"Okay, okay, the more you scold me now, the more fun I will have later. I hope you can keep scolding me and don't lose your voice."
A trace of anger flashed across the face of the young man in the red skirt, and then he laughed.
"I've never heard of such a strange request. When I play with you later, I hope you can keep laughing until I stop laughing."
He said coldly, and then threw down three bottles of ascending hair moss.
The young man in the red skirt twisted his hips, and the belt around his waist stretched out, tightly binding the three bottles of ascending hairy moss and placing them in front of him.
"What kind of wine is this?"
When the young man in the red skirt smelled the aroma of wine that could not be blocked by the bottle, his face changed.
"Fifteen years of ascension to heaven, Mao Moss, smuggled version of the Yuanshen sect."
Liu Zheng replied.
He didn't say it was the Bloody Restaurant Special Edition because he was worried that the other party might be Grandma Tang's man.
"Yuan Shen Sect? What is this?"
The young man in the red skirt looked confused, obviously he had never heard of this sect.
"Why are you asking so many questions? We are having a drinking contest, not checking household registration. Drink it or not? If you don't drink, you lose. Get out of here now."
Liu Zheng said impatiently.
"It's just a trick of provoking someone, but when the young lady uses it, I will fall for it."
The boy in the red skirt stared at the bottle for a moment and smiled evilly.
"Young Master, calm down!"
Seeing that he really wanted to drink, a square-headed and square-faced subordinate suddenly rushed over and grabbed his hand.
"Tu Bi, what are you doing?"
The boy in the red skirt said angrily.
"The master suffered a great loss because of his greed for wine and lust. You must not follow in his footsteps."
Tu Bi ignored his anger and continued talking.
"If you say so, I'd like to drink this glass of wine even more."
The boy in the red skirt said.
"Ah? Why is this?"
Tu Bi asked in confusion.
"Why do you think the old man likes me the most? Isn't it because I am most like him? If he knew that I dared not drink after gambling with the beauty, he would definitely tear me into pieces and soak me in wine."
The boy in the red skirt sneered.
"Uh"
Tu Bi didn't know what to say for a moment.
He wanted to refute, but seemed unable to refute.
"Now you understand, let go of your hands. If it weren't for the fact that you have taken care of me since I was a child, I would have torn your hands off along with your head."
The boy in the red skirt said expressionlessly.
"I have overstepped my authority, young master, please forgive me."
Tu Bi let go of his hand with a wry smile.
"It's just a few bottles of poisoned wine. It's romantic to die under the peony flowers. But my lady, I have a request. I want to drink a cup of wine with you."
The young man in the red skirt looked at Liu Zheng and smiled again.
"Wait until you get to the last bottle."
Liu Zheng curled the corners of his mouth.
"Just for what the young lady said, I have to finish the drink. Hahaha."
The young man in the red skirt laughed three times, pulled out the cork and tilted the bottle mouth.
The wine with a faint purple glow flowed out of the bottle and poured into his mouth.
His slightly raised Adam's apple rolled up and down, and two blushes spread on his cheeks.
The androgynous beauty made many people present drool, even the old servant Tu Bi.
"Good wine!" After drinking a bottle of wine, the young man in the red skirt smacked his lips and said loudly.
The fifteen-year-old ascension hairy moss is already a rare good thing, and after being polluted by the Chaos Club, it has taken on a unique flavor.
Even in his father's wine cellar, he had never tasted such delicious wine. It was like sucking the nectar of a poisonous flower.
But after a brief moment of pleasure, the boy in the red skirt's face changed and he pressed his hands on his abdomen.
The burning pain was spreading from his abdomen to the surrounding area, and he felt as if his stomach had turned into a furnace, dissolving his entire body.
"it hurts!"
He frowned with a painful expression.
"So cool!"
Then, the boy in the red skirt relaxed his brows and looked happy.
Pain and pleasure kept alternating, and after each pain ended, a stronger pleasure would come like a tide.
"Good wine, good wine. Little girl, it's your turn!"
The boy in the red skirt laughed.
His facial expressions were so exaggerated that his skin was cracked.
Red flesh can be seen in the cracks, but upon closer inspection it looks like rough skin.
"One bottle of wine makes you like this. I just like your ignorant behavior."
While mocking, Liu Zheng opened a bottle of 15-year-old Shengtian Maotai for himself.
A pragmatic person like him naturally would not imitate the boy in the red skirt to pose. He would just pull out the cork and bite the bottle mouth to make loud noises.
Soon, he drank the whole bottle of wine.
"grass!"
Immediately, Liu Zheng felt the same feeling as the boy in the red skirt.
Even because of his powerful digestion and absorption functions, the feeling of alternating pain and pleasure came faster and more intensely.
Fortunately, after the poisonous wine corroded his esophagus and stomach, his body automatically cut off the connection between these two parts and the whole body, and blood no longer circulated in these two parts.
The flesh and blood were constantly being corroded and carbonized, and were constantly being replaced by stored substances converted into flesh and blood, resulting in huge growth in Liu Zheng's body.
If an ordinary person had such a mutation in his body, he would surely die.
Even for a black goat kid hybrid like him, this body structure is not the best solution.
After the alcohol wears off, you have to cut open the body and remove the useless parts.
Of course, we definitely don’t have the time for that now.
"it's your turn."
Liu Zheng said in a hoarse voice.
"Okay! I'll give you another bottle."
The boy in the red skirt replied in the same hoarse voice and raised the bottle again.
He raised his head and poured the wine into his mouth.
Every time his Adam's apple rolled, his face twitched.
Just looking at the impatient movements of the boy in the red skirt, everyone couldn't tell whether he was really in pain or really enjoying it.
"Good wine! I didn't even know there was such a good wine in the world. I have lived in vain for more than a hundred years."
The boy in the red skirt laughed and smashed the bottle to the ground.
The wine bottle smashed the floor tiles into pieces, then bounced high and fell down, actually cracking into several gaps. The texture was quite hard.
"My dear, it's your turn again."
He said with a grim look on his face.
The originally handsome face had completely swelled up, and even the black eyeballs were separated, revealing red demonic pupils, like an evil ghost.
"In your words?"
Liu Zheng rolled his eyes and drank the second bottle of 15-year-old hairy moss.
"grass!"
The effect of the previous bottle of alcohol has not yet been digested, and the second bottle is coming.
This time it’s not double the happiness, but 1+1>2.
"Old Four, where is the toilet?"
he asked sharply.
In this critical moment, he didn't care about politeness.
"Oh, it's over there. How about I take you there?"
The fourth brother quickly pointed the way.
"That's too late!"
Liu Zheng just made the move to run when he shouted in despair.
“Puff, puff, puff~”
A sound like the jet of a large-displacement motorcycle came from under his skirt.
He squatted down, trembling all over, and pressed the hem of his skirt tightly with both hands, pressing the skirt to the ground.
The loose skirt kept inflating and deflation, inflating and deflation, as if there was a little person inside blowing up a balloon with his cheeks puffed up.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Liu Zheng was roaring in despair in his heart to hide his annoyed mood.
The black goat kid's detoxification method is so simple and crude. Since there are useless things in the body, just excrete them.
Fortunately, the things that were excreted were corroded rather than digested, so there was no strange smell, otherwise he would really have killed people to silence them.
Even in a place like a metropolitan city, you will be fined for urinating or defecating in public!
"Mr. Liu!"
The fourth brother’s eyes were bloodshot.
An outsider made such a big sacrifice for the bathhouse, which made him, a serious lobby manager, feel ashamed.
If he could, he would like to take his own life.
Well, forget it, I won’t do it.
If he did something like this in public, he would no longer be able to continue his job as lobby manager.
"Here, the third bottle!"
There was a hint of grief and indignation in Liu Zheng's voice.
"Well, I feel that this bottle of wedding wine is not a must to drink."
The boy in the red skirt said hesitantly.
His perversion is just lust, not a perversion. He cannot eat a woman who does such a thing, no matter how beautiful she is.
"I don't care whether you drink the wedding wine or not. If you don't dare to drink, then you lose."
Liu Zheng said loudly.
“Puff, puff, puff~”
The snorts followed, making his face flush.
But to be honest, although the detoxification process is a bit socially painful, the effect is indeed good.
The growths were discharged along with the contaminated blood, greatly relieving the pressure on his body.
The boy in the red skirt glanced at Liu Zheng's bulging skirt with a mocking look on his face.
But when he looked at the third bottle of wine in his hand, he looked embarrassed again.
He knew his own business and he couldn't drink anymore.
He does not have the strong recovery ability like Liu Zheng, nor does he have such an immediate detoxification ability. He relies entirely on his strong physical fitness to hold on.
If I drink another bottle, it might not be social death, but physical death.
However, he was unwilling to let the boy in the red skirt admit defeat like that.
It's not just a matter of face. This is the first big job assigned to him by Lao Wang, and all the brothers and subordinates in Dajiangshan see it.
If he messes up, the day when he becomes the official heir will be pushed back again.
If the accession to the throne is delayed for even one day, countless variables will arise.
"This King will never lose!"
The red-dressed boy's expression changed, and finally turned into determination.
Even if he has to reveal his true identity, he has to win this game.
At worst, the attack will turn from outsmarting to robbing.
"Young Master, no."
The old servant Tu Bi reacted and hugged his arm again.
"Let go, or I will kill you."
The boy in the red skirt shouted.
"No, even if the young master wants to kill me, I won't let you go. I worked so hard to raise you, and I even gave you my first time. I can't watch you fall for drinking again."
The old servant Tu Bi said firmly.
"I'll count to three. If you don't let go, I'll show no mercy. Three!"
"Zhen Xinzhai, what are you doing here with so many people?"
Before the boy in the red skirt finished counting, a weak female voice came from outside the door.
(End of this chapter)
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