It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 353 What is the Bloody Restaurant?
Chapter 353 What is the Bloody Restaurant?
The metropolis is an inclusive and open city.
Even if you are a believer in an evil god, as long as you can pass the review of the Religious Affairs Bureau, you can still appear on the streets openly.
But the metropolis is also an xenophobic and conservative city.
Whether you are a good guy or a bad guy, if you don't want to follow the rules set by City Hall, you will face endless trouble.
Therefore, even though the city has the tallest buildings, the most complete facilities, and the most advanced entertainment, there are still many non-humans who choose to survive outside the city.
As for humans, they rarely choose to leave the city.
Without the City Hall to protect them, most humans would become slaves or food.
Among the many gathering points outside the city, Bath Street is one of the most lively places.
Whether it is day or night, the Bathing Street is brightly lit and bustling with people.
Because some races like to be active during the day, while some races can only come out at night.
And today, a group of uninvited guests came to the entrance of Bathhouse Street.
Under the huge torii, two bull-headed monsters holding pitchforks were dozing off.
Their facial features and body shapes are exactly the same, but the scars on their faces and the patterns on their clothes are symmetrical. Even the pitchfork is held in the left hand by one and in the right hand by the other.
Moreover, they are very small, only as high as Liu Zheng's knees, and with their Q-version faces, they look quite funny.
"Whoosh!"
A sharp hissing sound of air came from afar, and the earth trembled with it.
One of the minotaurs suddenly woke up and subconsciously clenched his pitchfork.
It blinked, stood on tiptoe and saw a dark shadow rushing towards it in the distance.
"Stupid, stupid, wake up, something is coming."
the Minotaur shouted.
However, the other Minotaur seemed not to have heard it and continued to sleep soundly with the pitchfork in his arms.
"You are such an idiot. How could your mother give birth to such a stupid person like you?"
The Minotaur cursed, then without hesitation raised his pitchfork and poked the other Minotaur in the butt.
"what!"
The other Minotaur screamed, rolled on the ground subconsciously, and then got up.
"Who, who attacked me?"
It raised its head and shouted.
"It's me, Niu Xiaoji, you idiot."
the Minotaur cursed.
"Niu Daji, why did you poke me? Also, didn't mom tell you not to call me an idiot?"
Niu Xiaoji said while rubbing his butt.
"Mom told me not to call you an idiot casually, not that I can't. If I don't wake you up, you won't even know if someone breaks in later."
Niu Daji cursed.
"People? Where did they come from? Niu Daji, you are lying to me again. I will tell mom and let her spank you!"
Niu Xiaoji looked around and said.
"Mom will just throw you into her shit pile and let you fix your brain. Hurry up and grab your fork, people are coming."
Niu Daji glared.
"Oh."
Although he was unhappy, Niu Xiaoji still listened to his brother, clenched his hands and looked straight ahead.
The black light rolled over the soft woodland, smashing the trees along the way, and came to the front of the torii.
"Who is coming?"
Niu Daji said loudly.
"Brother, this car is so cute, I want one too."
Niu Xiaoji's eyes lit up.
"What the hell do you want? I think you look like a car."
Niu Daji said unhappily.
As soon as it was distracted by scolding its brother, the momentum it had finally shown was gone.
"Excuse me, is this the Bathhouse Street?"
The round roof of the car was opened, and Liu Zheng half leaned out and asked.
In fact, he felt that it might be more appropriate to call this tank "Corgi" rather than "hound".
"correct."
Niu Xiaoji replied blankly.
"That's good."
He nodded.
Although the driver had his own navigation system, he had never been to Bathing Street before, so there was still a slight possibility that he went in the wrong direction.
"Niu Xiaoji, don't talk to strangers casually!"
Niu Daji scolded.
"I'm going to tell mom that you were mean to me in front of others again."
Niu Xiaoji turned his head away angrily.
"Ahem, who are you and what are you doing here in Bathhouse Street?"
Niu Daji glared at his good-for-nothing brother, cleared his throat and asked.
"You, don't you recognize the uniform I'm wearing?"
Liu Zheng pointed at his yellow vest with a strange expression.
"What? Are you from the City Hall?"
Niu Daji asked.
"Of course not. I can't afford to go to a place as prestigious as the City Hall."
He smiled.
"Then why are you pretending to be so awesome?"
Niu Daji asked with a curled lip.
"Niu Daji, you said bad things about mom again, I want to tell her!"
Niu Xiaoji pointed at it and shouted.
"Niu Xiaoji, shut up! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll skewer you and roast you!"
Niu Daji said angrily.
"Humph, you take advantage of the fact that you were born a few minutes earlier than me to bully me."
Niu Xiaoji squatted on the ground angrily.
"Ahem, let's continue. Who are you?"
Niu Daji cleared his throat and said.
"You really don't recognize the uniform I'm wearing?"
Liu Zheng felt a little unbelievable.
Even outside the city, it is still within the scope of the metropolis.
The little bull head in front of me didn’t even recognize the uniform of the bloody restaurant. It was not afraid of death. Could it be that everyone in their family was not afraid of death either?
"I don't know him. Tell me quickly, or I'll kick you out."
Niu Daji said impatiently.
The Bathhouse Street is packed with people every day, so it doesn't need one or two customers.
"I'm the delivery man for the Bloody Restaurant."
Liu Zheng said helplessly.
At this moment, he felt a bit like Liu Bei who visited Zhuge Liang three times but was stopped outside by a little boy.
Is this the fate of the Liu family?
"What the hell is a bloody restaurant? Bloody restaurant!"
Niu Daji widened his eyes in horror.
"Niu Xiaoji, run quickly and ask my mother not to give my name to other children."
It yelled, then rushed towards the tank with a pitchfork.
Niu Daji had heard the legend of the Bloody Restaurant. In the mouths of those people, the Bloody Restaurant was no different from places like hell, Hades, and the underworld.
The takeaway from the Bloody Restaurant is the last meal before death, and the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant is the messenger of the god of death.
"Okay! Niu Daji, just go and die peacefully. When you die, I will be Niu Daji, hahahaha."
Niu Xiaoji threw away the hayfork and ran towards the torii on all fours.
"I'm CNM!"
Niu Daji turned around and cursed angrily, then bumped into the front armor of the tank.
"I feel dizzy, Tai Nai, why are you here?"
It fell on its back and looked up at the sky and said.
"No, what are you two acting like?"
Liu Zheng was speechless.
I couldn't even recognize his uniform just now, but when I heard the words "Bloody Restaurant", I went crazy again.
Not to mention that he was not delivering takeaway to them. Even if he was, you should have asked clearly who he was delivering to before running away.
Otherwise, those who were not delivered food would run away, and those who were delivered food would stay, which would be really fun and amusing.
"Wake up, wake up."
Liu Zheng ignored Niu Xiaoji who ran away, jumped off the tank, pulled Niu Daji up, and then slapped him several times on both sides.
"Grandma, where are you going? You still owe me two kilograms of sweet potato vines." Niu Daji said dizzily.
"I don't know where your grandma has gone, but if you don't wake up, I'll send you to see it."
He raised the boning knife and inserted it into the upper part of the cow's brain.
"No! I don't want to eat sweet potato vines anymore."
The stinging pain from the back of his neck woke Niu Daji up completely, and he raised his hooves and shouted.
"Who told you to eat sweet potato vines? Wake up, your brother has been on the run for ten years."
Liu Zheng waved his tentacle and whipped it hard in the center of its head, leaving a clear mark.
"Wake up, wake up, stop hitting me, stop hitting me."
Niu Daji begged for mercy.
"Hey! You are a poor man! If you had just stood up to me, I would have spared you! Now you are begging for mercy from me, so... forget it, I will spare your life."
He resisted the urge to act and threw Niu Daji to the ground.
"Thank you, thank you for sparing my life."
Niu Daji climbed up and said repeatedly.
It nodded and bowed while stealing glances at the machine gun on the tank.
Although it is called a machine gun, its caliber is no different from that of a machine gun.
Niu Daji could almost foresee that as soon as the metal storm erupted, it would become more broken than the feed in the trough.
The mummy holding a scimitar and staring at it fiercely also put it under great pressure.
"I don't know what the master wants me to do?"
Niu Daji asked timidly.
"I don't need you to do anything. I just asked you if this is the bathing street. You are the one who is going crazy the rest of the way."
Liu Zheng said.
"Huh? I thought you were here to deliver takeout to us."
Niu Daji was surprised.
"Did I fucking tell you? Did you fucking ask?"
He grabbed the other's shoulders and shook him hard.
"Then you said it would be too late for me to run."
Niu Daji said confidently.
"I have discovered that everyone in your metropolis is suffering from paranoia."
Liu Zheng shook his head and said.
But considering the living environment of a metropolis, it does make sense.
This is probably the survival of the fittest and convergent evolution.
"So what are you doing here?"
Knowing that the person who delivered the takeaway was not him, Niu Daji's tone hardened again.
"If you talk to me in that tone again, I'll make you a takeaway."
Liu Zheng inserted the boning knife into the back of its neck again, this time a little deeper.
"I was wrong, sir. Just tell me what you want me to do."
Niu Daji knelt down immediately.
"Oh, these are all things that make you uncomfortable if you don't fight them."
He sneered.
If Niu Daji had answered nicely just now, he would not only not hurt the other party, but would also take the initiative to give him some benefits. After all, the prime minister's doorman was a seventh-rank official.
But since the other party can't understand human language, Liu Zheng has to communicate with it in a way that it can understand.
He swung the boning knife and cut off a piece of Niu Daji's head, which was as thick as a fingernail and as wide as a lens of glasses, close to his neck.
"what!"
"Shut up!"
Niu Daji had just shouted when Liu Zheng blocked his mouth with a boning knife.
Then, he took out a hundred-dollar bill and put it on Niu Daji's wound.
"It seems like I can't stop."
Liu Zheng said as he looked at the banknotes stained red with blood.
"Then add another one."
he said to himself.
"If it's not enough, add another one."
One, two, three.
He slapped the money harder and harder, and more and more blood oozed from Niu Daji's wound.
Then its face became more and more rosy, and even its eyes began to shine.
In just a short while, the money around its neck already exceeded its monthly salary.
"It looks like the bleeding is stopping."
Liu Zheng said softly.
Niu Daji was shocked when he heard this, and immediately used his muscles to open the wound that was about to stop bleeding.
"No, no, it can flow for a while longer."
It said with a flattering smile.
"Forget it. I'm afraid you'll die in a stream and I won't have anyone to question you."
Liu Zheng took the remaining banknotes back.
Niu Daji looked at the banknotes reluctantly, his eyes almost following them into the system space.
"Will the noise just now alert the security of Bathhouse Street?"
he asked.
"No, no, if someone really came to cause trouble or the city hall came to inspect, they would get wind of it before they even got to the torii. The two of us are just the front."
Niu Daji said quickly.
"Oh, so your brother won't talk nonsense when he goes in, right?"
he asked again.
"Probably, no?"
Niu Daji said uncertainly.
When this younger brother was born, his brain was squeezed by the birth canal. The way he speaks and does things is always hard for the cows to understand. Only his mother can calm him down.
"Ok?"
Liu Zheng just ignored it.
"I'll call my mom right away."
Niu Daji immediately took out his cell phone.
"Mom, call Niu Xiaoji quickly and tell him not to speak, and then come back and stand guard."
After the call was connected, it spoke to the person on the other end.
"Well, I'll tell you after get off work. Go buy some good fodder so we can have a good meal tonight."
It said with a grin.
"Uncle, I told my mom and she immediately told Niu Xiaoji to shut up."
After hanging up the phone, Niu Daji said to Liu Zheng.
"Very good. My boss is a bull and you are a minotaur. You both have bull heads. This is fate. I like to save people who are destined to be with me."
"The sea of suffering is endless, and money is the boat. I have plenty of money, it just depends on whether you are willing to be ferried across by me."
He nodded.
"Yes, yes. Not to mention saving me, I'd even be willing to drown me in a sea of money."
Niu Daji said repeatedly.
"You can be a doorman, so you must be familiar with Bathhouse Street, right?"
he asked.
"Of course, my family has lived here since my great-great-grandmother's generation."
"Then if I let you lead the way, there shouldn't be any problem, right?"
Liu Zheng asked again.
"Hey, I'm not exaggerating. Let alone leading the way, even if you want to find a fly, as long as it's on Bathhouse Street, I can find it for you."
Niu Daji said proudly.
"Okay, I want to go to Bathhouse Street for a stroll. You lead the way for me. If you lead well, there will be a lot of big banknotes."
He took out a thick stack of banknotes, waved it in front of Niu Daji, and then put it back.
"No problem, I'll call home right away and ask my other brother to show you the way."
Niu Daji said after sucking his saliva.
"No, I only want you."
Liu Zheng shook his head.
"Okay, then I'll ask my brother to take my place."
Niu Daji hesitated and said.
The job of doorman in Yuchang Street is a stable job earned for them by their ancestors. There are two vacancies in total and the job is hereditary.
But it doesn’t matter who is on guard duty, as long as there are no vacancies and nothing goes wrong.
"Then you call now."
Liu Zheng nodded.
(End of this chapter)
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