It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 348: Actually, the sphinx is not bad either, with a big butt and is good for giving birth

"It depends on whether you want to do it long-term or short-term."

Said Porco Rosso.

"What about the long term and the short term?"

"In the long term, if you apply for the job, with your ability, it shouldn't be a problem for you to get promoted to management level. Then you will naturally get the support of the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse."

Said Porco Rosso.

"That's still short term."

He didn't mind applying for a job at the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse. After all, the work was less difficult than that at the Bloody Restaurant.

Moreover, his four tentacles and his massage and bone-setting techniques are tailor-made for being a bath scrubber.

But first, the restaurant certainly won’t let anyone go.

Secondly, even if he could afford it, Sumireko and the others couldn't.

"In the short term, I heard that they only respect those who can drink and fight. If you can get them all drunk and then beat them down, you should be able to gain their recognition."

Said Porco Rosso.

"Am I alone?"

"Nonsense, if you bring a bunch of people with you, it's not about making friends, it's about ruining the place."

Porco Rosso said unhappily.

"Do you think I can beat them?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Red Pig gave him a sidelong glance and said nothing, but his meaning was very clear.

They were a group of tough guys who had fought a bloody battle with Grandma Tang and won.

If he could defeat them all by himself, why would he need support? He could just go to Grandma Tang and ask for help.

"Of course, it's not that you can't bring people with you. You can bring a male or a female and visit as brothers or husband and wife."

Porco Rosso said again.

"Oh? That's great."

Liu Zheng said in surprise.

Even though it can only bring one person, this is a major breakthrough of 1+1>2.

After all, he didn't know many people who were weaker than him.

"Don't even think about bringing cattle and horses. The department director of the Bloody Restaurant is here in person. The people who are happy will just think you want to eat them all up in one pot as food."

Porco Rosso reminded.

"Then Boss Red Pig, can you come with me?"

An idea struck him.

Whether in terms of strength or familiarity with Bathhouse Street, Porco Rosso is the best candidate.

"Okay, when you become the manager of the cemetery, I will go with you wherever you want to go."

"Of course, if that day really comes, it's hard to say whether you can leave here."

Porco Rosso sneered.

"Ok."

Liu Zheng lowered his head in disappointment and began to think about the right candidate.

The three potato sisters were the first to be excluded because they were not strong enough to handle such a big scene.

Nightingale might be strong enough, but if she dares to leave the city and go to a lawless place like Bathhouse Street, they might not be fighting the bathhouse attendants at Gaga Shuang Bathhouse, but the killers sent by her brothers and sisters.

The novelist and Hiashikibu are strong enough, but they can’t be contacted for the time being.

Moreover, the novelist never asked for any benefits when helping him, which made Liu Zheng even more afraid to ask her for help.

The fisherman and Brother Sha couldn't get out of the sewer, and Wang Manni and the cleaning girl were not strong enough.

After much thought, it seems that only one doctor, the Nile, can be used.

Alas, you only regret not having enough friends when you need them.

It's a pity that the plane tree cannot be moved, otherwise it can be used for fighting and drinking, and it is simply the best choice for a tool.

"what?"

Liu Zheng suddenly thought of something.

"What if I make them pass out drunk? If I drink that poisoned wine and they don't dare drink it, does that count as making them pass out drunk?"

he asked.

"You seem to be a bit of a liar."

Red Pig was stunned for a moment and said.

"Just tell me if it counts or not?"

"Well, I guess so."

Porco Rosso said after a moment's hesitation.

"That's all right. I hope Dalego didn't drink all that wine."

Although given the drunkard's addiction, there's little hope.

But considering that the other party is also a collector, it is not impossible.

"By the way, there is a massage parlor in the city called Authentic Massage. When the Gaga Shuang Bathhouse was short of people, we borrowed people from them. The relationship between the two parties should be pretty good. You can go there first to ask about the situation."

Porco Rosso thought for a moment and said again.

"Where is the exact location?"

"Bring out the map."

Liu Zheng took out the map as he was told, and the red pig's translucent finger directly passed through a point on the map.

"It's nearby. Look for it yourself when you get there."

it said.

"okay."

"Okay, I'm tired. You two, get out of my sight right now. It's annoying just to watch you."

Porco Rosso said bluntly.

"Tsk, you sound like I really want to see you."

After Niuma finished speaking, he turned around and left without any reluctance.

"Boss Red Pig, your commission"

Before Liu Zheng could finish his words, Red Pig raised his hand to interrupt him.

"Okay, I know you're busy. The affairs of the living are more important than the dead. I've waited so long, I don't mind waiting a little longer."

"Anyway, when you die, the cows and horses will definitely bury you here. If you haven't completed my commission by then, it won't be too late for me to beat you up."

It waved its fist threateningly.

"Ahaha. I'm leaving now. Enjoy your meal, Boss Red Pig."

Liu Zheng laughed and followed the pace of the cattle and horses.

Red Pig watched their backs go away, reached out and grabbed the wine bottle on the ground, and retreated back into the grave.

"Where to go now?"

Back in the car, the driver asked.

"Let's go to the Imhotem clinic first."

Liu Zheng said.

"Row."

The driver nodded and started the sports car.

Soon, they arrived at the door of the Imhotem Clinic.

The sphinx saw Liu Zheng raise his head, and then closed his eyes again after seeing the cattle and horses.

"Boss, did you provoke someone?"

The Sphinx's disgust was obvious, and Liu Zheng naturally saw it as well.

"No, how could it be possible? I am a cow and horse who has always been friendly and has never caused trouble, okay?"

Niu Ma flatly denied it.

"hehe."

He curled his lips, looking like he didn't believe you at all.

"meet again."

As he passed the Sphinx, he greeted it.

The sphinx twitched its tail in response.

When the cattle and horses passed by, a claw shadow as fast as thunder would grab their buttocks directly.

The cows and horses also waved their tails, shattering the claw shadows.

"Hey, I didn't catch it. You are a good lion, why are you trying to dig out the anus like a hyena?"

Niuma smiled proudly.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. You two inhumans who are probably hundreds or thousands of years old, why are you fighting like kids?"

Liu Zheng quickly stood between them to stop the fight.

"Is it your turn to take care of my business?"

"Nosy human."

The cattle, horses and sphinxes together diverted the hatred.

"I'm in charge, what's your business? If you keep delaying business, you won't have to participate in the deal with Unlucky Coffee. As for you, I just got a large batch of top-quality fish from the sewer. If you still want to eat dried fish, just be patient for now and beat it up when I'm not around."

Liu Zheng said with his hands on his hips.

"You dare to threaten me, you are the one who is against me, right? Humph, since you are a female, I won't bother with you."

Niuma raised his head proudly and walked into the clinic.

The sphinx tilted its head and looked at Liu Zheng. Just as he was about to speak, a huge force came from his butt, and he flew into the clinic. "Hahahaha, I told you to mind your own business. Now you know that lioness is not easy to mess with, right? Don't think that all females are so easy to seduce. There are many people who won't fall for your tricks."

Looking at Liu Zheng who fell headfirst to the ground, Niu Ma laughed loudly.

"If I had come on my own, this wouldn't have happened. It's all because of you. How dare you say that?"

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes and got up from the ground.

"First you came one after the other, and now you're all together. How come my clinic has become the lounge for your takeaway department?"

Doctor Nile came out from the inner room and said speechlessly.

"Why, you're not welcome? I declare that your clinic has been requisitioned as a temporary rest point for our takeaway department, how about that?"

The cows and horses spoke loudly.

"You have been so shameless for more than ten years. Tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"

Dr. Nile asked, shaking his head.

"What do you mean we need your help? We are here to help you. Liu Zheng, show this old bandage the goodies I bought."

The cows and horses shook their heads.

"What did you buy? It's obviously um, forget it."

Liu Zheng took out the Hell Honey Yogurt and handed it to Doctor Nile.

"What is this?"

he asked doubtfully.

The stronger the residents of the metropolis are, the more they can see the effects of items, but they don't always work.

"This is Hell Honey Yogurt, a specialty of the cemetery. It is said that drinking this can refresh the mind of the deceased. I thought it might be useful to Cesha, so I bought two more bottles."

Liu Zheng introduced.

"real?!"

Doctor Nile let out a cry of surprise, and the bandages on his face moved.

"It's hard to say, but it must be good for the deceased to drink it. If that doesn't work, just drink it as a beverage."

He shrugged.

After all, it is the introduction in the notes, which is not as reliable as the one directly stated in the effects.

However, improving mental attributes can actually improve intelligence and memory. Since all attributes are improved, it will be more or less useful.

"Okay, okay, I'll let Sesha try it later."

Dr. Nile said excitedly.

"Why don't you give her the drink now? We can also see the effect of the drink."

Liu Zheng suggested.

"Haha, you're dreaming! As long as you're here, I won't let Cesha come out to see people."

Dr. Nile said categorically.

"Hey, what you said is a bit hurtful."

He said dissatisfiedly.

The way he said this sounded as if he was some kind of beast who liked to rape other people's wives and daughters.

"You are not a human being. Tell me how much is it?"

Dr. Nile asked.

"The original price is 100,000 yuan, but after I pay some price, I can get a 10% discount, 10,000 yuan per bottle."

Liu Zheng said.

"I'll give it to you at the original price. Is there anything else you need? If not, leave now."

Doctor Nile took out two hundred thousand from the cash register on the side and handed it to him, then spoke impatiently.

He made 180,000 yuan without any agreement. He is worthy of being the owner of a clinic. He is so arrogant.

"There is one more thing. I have accepted a commission to rescue someone in the bathing street and I need a helper. I thought about it and you are the only suitable person around me. Are you willing to accompany me?"

Liu Zheng put away the money and said.

"Bathhouse Street? When?"

Dr. Nile asked.

"It's hard to say, it could be today or tomorrow."

he replied.

Theoretically speaking, it would be most legitimate for him to let Sumireko's clan order a takeaway for Jingzi, and then he would go directly to deliver the takeaway and save people.

But considering the distance, plus the time to gather intelligence and make friends with the people at Gaga Shuang Bathhouse, it would take more than eight hours to deliver the food.

He doubted whether the Sumire family could afford the price.

If he can't afford to order takeout, Liu Zheng can only go during his holidays.

"Okay, just call me before you leave."

Dr. Nile said without any hesitation.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng nodded and didn't say much.

Given the relationship between Dr. Nile and their takeaway department, there is no need to say much about many things, they are all in their hearts.

"Anything else this time?"

Dr. Nile asked.

"Nothing."

He shook his head.

"Then get out of here!"

Doctor Nile pushed them out of the clinic one by one.

Don't be fooled by this skinny guy, he is really strong.

Liu Zheng estimated that even if he really tried his best to resist, he would not be able to defeat him.

"Hahaha, there will be a day when you will be kicked out too."

Niuma burst into laughter again.

Seeing this kid having sex three times in one day, it was not a wasted trip today.

"Boss, can you please keep your laughter down when you're gloating? It's hurting my eyes."

Liu Zheng said expressionlessly.

"Humph, I love to laugh by nature, so what! Hurry up and return the money to me."

The cow and horse stretched out their hands.

"Give."

He counted out one hundred and twenty thousand and gave them to Niu Ma, but the latter did not withdraw his hand.

"what?"

"Why are you acting so stupid? It's the interest."

Niuma said.

"No, I only borrowed it for less than an hour. Do you have the nerve to ask for interest?"

Liu Zheng was shocked.

"So what? Even if you only borrowed it for a second, you still have to pay the interest. Hurry up, or I can take it myself."

The cows and horses were about to move their hooves and horns as they spoke.

"Oh, oh, oh, it's my bad luck."

He quickly stepped back, avoiding the salty hooves of the cows and horses, and took out another stack of money and gave it to it.

"Only five thousand?"

Niuma counted the money and his eyes widened.

"I'll just borrow it for a while. Five thousand dollars in interest is pretty good. Take it or leave it. Not a cent more. If you don't agree, you can kill me."

Liu Zheng stretched his neck, looking like a scoundrel who would rather live than spend his life.

"Oh, oh, oh, it's my bad luck."

The cows and horses said exactly the same thing and swallowed all the bills.

"Let's go."

He greeted the Sphinx.

"If there's no dried fish next time, don't even think about getting in."

A low roar sounded in Liu Zheng's ears.

"No problem. I'll let you eat until you're full."

He said it proudly.

He made 80,000 yuan in just one transaction. With this efficiency in making money, all the cows and horses should recognize him as the boss.

"Hmph, that's best."

Hearing Liu Zheng's assurance, the sphinx closed its eyes.

"Actually, this lioness is also OK. She has a big butt and is good at giving birth. And seeing that she has a human face, there should be no reproductive isolation between you two."

Niuma rolled his eyes and said.

"How do you know? Have you seen it?"

"correct."

Niuma said as a matter of course.

".I finally understand why it doesn't like you. You really deserve it, boss."

Liu Zheng looked at it with disdain and walked towards the sports car.

(End of this chapter)