It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 346: Oxen and Horses: The first time I risked my life for someone else, I was deceived instead

"You stay in the lounge every day, so if anyone wants to install surveillance, it should be you."

Liu Zheng was speechless.

"Oh, it seems so. How did you know that?"

"Because I have many friends who are poor like you."

he replied.

"Oh. Huh? If you think I'm poor, don't ask me to borrow money if you have the guts."

Niuma reacted and became furious.

"Of course you should borrow money from poor people. It's not that easy to borrow money from rich people."

Liu Zheng chuckled and picked up the money on the ground.

He took out his own money to make up the total and gave it all to the old cowboy.

"Thank you for your patronage."

The old cowboy first gave him a B-level tomb-sweeping meal, and then gave him a paper shell for eggs.

The only difference is that what is contained in the paper shell is not eggs, but yogurt bottles.

"this?"

Liu Zheng looked a little confused.

Didn't you say 10 barrels? How come it became 10 bottles?
"It's a concentrated version. You can dilute it with water and it will be a bucket. Remember to drink it as soon as possible after dilution, otherwise it will go bad."

The old cowboy explained.

".OK."

He was too lazy to complain about the Met's amazing merchandise.

Liu Zheng took the paper shell and the item introduction popped up immediately.

"Name: Hell Honey Yogurt"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect 1: Restores a large amount of physical strength. Drinking it can make you immune to the erosion of the Netherworld for a period of time."

"Effect 1: If the player has the 'Dead' physique, all attributes will be permanently increased by +5, up to a maximum of points."

"Note: One bucket makes you feel good, two buckets refreshes your mind, and three buckets makes you immortal."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Damn it, why am I not the 'dead'?"

He looked at the results and felt deeply saddened.

All attributes are permanently increased by +1, and can be increased by 5 points, which is equivalent to several high-quality meals, and it has to be the kind that permanently improves attributes.

"You are sick, kid. A living person should not be a 'dead person'. If you really want to be one, I will kick you to death right now and buy you a grave next to the red pig. It just so happens that he is lonely alone."

The cattle and horses rolled their eyes at him.

"Forget it then. If I'm going to be beaten by it while I'm alive, and if I'm going to be beaten by it again after I die, then wouldn't that mean I died in vain?"

Liu Zheng said.

By the way, the note says it can refresh the mind, but I don’t know if it will work for Sesha.

Thinking of this, he extended his tentacles towards the cattle and horses again.

"Boss, lend me another 20,000."

"No, not a penny. Don't even think about taking advantage of me."

After Niuma finished speaking, he immediately closed his mouth tightly.

"Hey, isn't Doctor Nile's daughter Cesha's brain not working well? I think this yogurt seems to be able to nourish the brain, so I thought about getting her two bottles. Doctor Nile will definitely pay her, and he will probably give her a little more for running errands."

"Then the favor will be mine and the errand fee will be yours. How about that?"

Liu Zheng said.

"No, I paid for it, why should the favor belong to you?"

Although Niu Ma said this, he still spat out the money obediently.

Doctor Nile is more familiar with him than Liu Zheng. Although he is not extremely wealthy, he has some wealth. He values ​​his only tribe member and adopted daughter, Cesha, more than his own life.

When the time comes, give him the yogurt. Even if you don't pay him for his errands, it's reasonable to waive the consultation fee a few times.

"Mr. Gravekeeper, can I buy two more barrels?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"can."

The old cowboy nodded and gave him two more buckets of yogurt.

"Thank you so much."

He handed over 20,000 yuan respectfully.

After all, the deal they had agreed on was for twenty barrels, and the old cowboy didn't need to give him a discount for the extra two barrels.

"There's a big tomb raiding event going on, aren't you going to join in?"

the old cowboy asked after taking the money.

"Are you talking about the first purchase of the tomb-robbing project today, which also offers a free ghost lighting service?"

Liu Zheng asked.

With the bonus of all attributes, his memory has been greatly enhanced, and he can remember this short sentence after hearing it.

"That's right. If you buy it separately, it costs one million, and you can only buy it once per tomb. But the gift can be added to the purchase."

The old cowboy replied.

"So what exactly is the ghost light?"

He had only heard of ghosts blowing out the lights, but had never heard of ghosts lighting lamps.

"After entering the tomb, a ghost will light a lamp for you. Within the range of the light, you will be immune to most negative effects, and the air will become the same as the air outside. When you may encounter danger, you can also specify a ghost to help you complete an operation, such as triggering a mechanism, moving items, etc."

The old cowboy said.

"With so many functions, it really is like having an extra life."

If you count this event, it’s like having two extra lives.

As a middle school boy who was once obsessed with various tomb-robbing novels, Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a little moved, and immediately thought of the huge tomb with no inscription on it that shot him with an arrow when he first entered the cemetery.

"What are you thinking about, kid?"

The cows and horses nudged him.

"Ah, I'm not thinking about anything."

He said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"As soon as you open your mouth, I know what you are going to do. I advise you not to commit suicide. If you want to die, buy an insurance policy first and write my name as the beneficiary."

The ox and horse stood up and put their two hooves on Liu Zheng's shoulders, pushing him down.

"Metropolitan still has insurance?"

Liu Zheng was shocked.

"How novel! Where can there be no insurance company?"

The cattle and horses were shocked at his shock.

“Is there any accidental injury insurance?”

"Yes, there is also citizen life insurance and genocide insurance."

Niuma replied.

"So, do insurance companies open one and close one?"

He asked with empty eyes.

Given the simple folk customs of this metropolis and the beautiful scenery of this place with so many outstanding people, it would be a surprise if no accidental injuries happened.

"No? I don't know. I haven't bought insurance either."

Niuma hesitated and said.

With its job, going to work every day is almost like visiting its own grave, so buying insurance is somewhat unnecessary.

However, after the calf is born, the cowherd will definitely buy insurance for it.

After all, there are rumors that in order to avoid paying claims, insurance companies will give the insured some kind of protection.

"Then what did you say?"

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

However, after being interrupted by it, he completely gave up the idea of ​​robbing the tomb.

"It's impossible to finish it, it's impossible to finish it, the side quests are simply impossible to finish!"

He sighed on the surface, but was secretly excited in his heart.

This is the life Liu Zheng wants, a fulfilling and interesting life, just like playing games.

It’s a pity that the Hell game does not have a save and load function, and the game difficulty is too high.

Rubbish game designer, bah!
"Thank you for your kindness, but we really don't have time this time, so we can only miss this event reluctantly."

He said to the old cowboy with pretended regret.

"It's okay. If you pay a deposit of one dollar, I can reserve your qualification for the event."

The old cowboy said calmly.

"Ok?"

Faced with the pie falling from the sky, Liu Zheng's first feeling was not joy, but fear.

He took a step back and looked at the old cowboy warily.

"I wonder what the gravekeeper wants me to do?"

he asked in a deep voice.

The cattle and horses also put down their hooves from Liu Zheng's shoulders, tensed their muscles and entered a fighting state.

The old cowboy sensed their murderous intent, and a smile flashed across his wrinkled face, as if he was mocking their arrogance. "The weak offend the strong. My horse didn't eat enough today. Do you want to help me feed the horse?"

He asked, looking up slightly.

As for what to feed them, of course they feed themselves.

The skinny horse snorted loudly, and two flames with black smoke came out of its nostrils.

"We have no intention of offending you. It is precisely because we are weak that we need to be more cautious. After all, the smoke from your horse is like a mountain pressing down on us."

Liu Zheng said humbly.

"You have the breath of the dead."

The old cowboy said.

"Well, I hope you can make it clear. After all, I have come into contact with quite a lot of dead people."

The old vampire, the little vampire, Doctor Nile, and Cesha, there were several people he knew for sure were dead, and he wasn't sure if the fat wax man counted as one of them.

"he."

The old cowboy pointed to his chest.

Liu Zheng followed its line of sight and looked down, seeing two badges on the chest.

Since it is related to the deceased, it should not be the one certified by the family of the city hall employee.

That.
"I do know that person, and the yogurts I bought this time were also purchased at his request."

He quickly organized his words and spoke.

"Do you approve of him?"

the old cowboy asked.

"I am just a nobody. I have no right to approve or deny anyone. If someone asks me to do something, I will do it with all my heart as long as it does not exceed my ability and does not violate the laws of the City Hall. It is the same for that person or for you."

Liu Zheng bowed.

"You remind me of those annoying lawyers who talk just as much as you do."

The old cowboy glanced at him and said.

"Uh"

He scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Give me a dollar."

The old cowboy said.

"I don't have a dollar."

"I have it, I'll lend it to you."

The old cowboy took out a coin from his pocket and threw it to Liu Zheng.

He raised two tentacles to catch it. On the front of the coin was a brain with many cables plugged into it.

There is a handleless sword inserted in the middle of the brain, which is probably what the number 1 means.

The reverse side of the coin is a circle with thorn-like decorations around the outside.

"Give me."

The old cowboy held out his hand.

Liu Zheng held the coin tightly in his hand, his eyes struggling.

Obviously, by giving the dollar, he completed some kind of ritual.

If he completes the ceremony with a boss of this level, his life and even his soul may no longer be under his control.

"When I shout run, you run and don't look back."

Niuma suddenly said.

It passed Liu Zheng and blocked his way.

Drops of blood oozed from its pores and evaporated into red blood mist.

Looking closely, the blood mist was filled with wailing ghost faces.

"Boss, there's no need. The gravekeeper won't take my life."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Hard to say."

The old cowboy said calmly.

"Humph, do you think he can take my life? Peacock can't kill me, and neither can he."

The cattle and horses raised their heads, and illusory shadows grew on their broken horns.

"That's a good move. I really won't kill you. My farm is in need of a sheep, a cow or a horse. You're perfect for it."

The old cowboy said.

"You think too highly of me. I have a hard time delivering food now, let alone herding sheep."

The ox and horse opened their mouths, and a bronze ox head slowly emerged.

The bronze bull head has wide-open eyes, raised horns, triangular ears protruding to the sides, and a protruding snout.

Even though the bull's eyes were not pierced, one could still feel the rage filled with sharp weapons.

"run!"

The tails of the cattle and horses were blown up by a strong airflow, and a dull roar was emitted along with the blood mist.

"it is good!"

Liu Zheng responded loudly, and then decisively threw the coin in the tentacle.

"Fuck you!"

The cow and horse raised their hooves and an illusory shadow of a hoof appeared above the coin, about to push it down.

"boom!"

There was a gunshot.

The yellow bullet hit the coin, bounced back and shattered the hoof shadow, then disappeared without a trace.

The coin spun and flew into the old cowboy's hands.

"Very good. Remember to bring the coffin with you next time."

The old cowboy put the coin away, turned his horse's head, and walked off into the sunset.

"Are you sick, kid?"

The ox-horse swallowed the bronze ox head and turned around angrily.

It was finally willing to help the person and fight for his life, but the other party didn't appreciate it.

It would be fine if it didn't appreciate it, but I also played a trick on it. How can it put its face down?
"My hand slipped, my hand slipped. Next time I will run away quickly and not give you a chance to regret it."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"Humph, next time I help you, my head and body will grow upside down!"

The cows and horses cursed.

If the head and body of a cow or horse were grown backwards, wouldn't that be a horse-cow?
He thought with a strange look on his face.

Of course, Liu Zheng didn't dare to say it out loud, otherwise Niu Ma would probably beat him up.

"It doesn't really matter. I've had so many big shots come to me anyway, so this one won't make a difference."

Liu Zheng comforted the cattle and horses.

Including Oink, he has collected all the initial five landmarks except the garbage disposal plant.

Add to that the Red Ghost, the "Red Witch" board game hall, Amaterasu, and the cemetery manager, and he is becoming more and more like a check-in point.

If Liu Zheng is a native, he might become a human-shaped landmark in the metropolis.

Moreover, only big shots can come to check in; those below the level of city hall director are not even eligible to take a photo.

"Humph, it's your own life, you can decide for yourself."

The cow and horse curled their lips and walked forward on their own.

He smiled and followed closely.

This time, with the company of cattle and horses, there were no accidents along the way, and they arrived at Tombstone No. 10086 smoothly.

"Boss, here you go."

Liu Zheng handed the tomb-sweeping set meal to Niu Ma.

"what?"

"I'll give it to you to sweep the grave."

He said.

"Why don't you just go and sweep it?"

"No, no, no, after all, he is your old friend, so it is more appropriate for you to sweep this grave."

He shook his head.

"You have something to ask him. I'm just here to accompany you. It would be better if you sweep."

The cows and horses also shook their heads.

"Boss, you don't dare to sweep, do you?"

Liu Zhengxu stared at it.

"You said it as if you dare to sweep it."

The cows and horses also looked at him with empty eyes.

The man, the cow and the horse looked at each other and smiled in tacit understanding.

Whoever goes to sweep the grave will be beaten first.

They both knew this.

The two people who had just fought for each other were now stuck in a stalemate with ulterior motives.

(End of this chapter)