It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 339 Very White, Big and Hard

"You got the wrong person. I'm not Sumireko. I'm a mirror."

The visitor said calmly.

"Ok?"

Liu Zheng looked at the woman in front of him carefully and indeed found some differences.

The woman in front of him was wearing the same yukata as Sumireko, but it was pink.

And unlike the still charming Sumireko, Mirror's skin is so delicate and tender that it's as soft as water, and it's the same pink as her yukata, just like a cherry blossom that has just bloomed.

Regardless of the aesthetic standards of any race, mirrors can be considered beautiful, or at least delicious.

However, despite looking more youthful and energetic, Jingzi's expression is much more rigid than Sumireko's, and her eyes are indifferent and cold, like ice that has not changed for a thousand years.

"You're not Sumireko's daughter, are you?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No, I'm Sumireko's father."

The mirror shook its head.

"What?"

He didn't hear clearly.

"I said I'm Sumireko's father."

The mirror repeated.

"Oh, I thought so. I misheard you just now. I thought you said you were Sumireko's father."

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"You heard me right. I am indeed Sumireko's father."

Said the mirror.

"hiss!"

He took a deep breath and then looked at the "woman" in front of him carefully.

But he calmly accepted the dissection under his gaze.

"Impossible, you don't even have an Adam's apple."

Liu Zheng discovered something suspicious.

"No matter the gender, our clan has no Adam's apple."

Mirror replied.

"What about this? Your clan wouldn't have such big breasts regardless of gender, right?"

He said, pointing at his very prominent chest in the mirror.

"You misunderstood."

The mirror ripped open the collar of the bathrobe.

"In order to provide good service to customers, I have been exercising regularly."

The two pieces of flesh under the yukata are very white, big and hard.

"So this is it?"

Liu Zheng's mouth twitched slightly.

“These are pectoral muscles.”

The mirror nodded.

"grass!"

He whined.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have expected anything from the style of the metropolitan residents.

"If you need a female technician to serve you, I can arrange that for you."

Mirror said as she straightened her clothes.

"I want a female technician."

Liu Zheng said without hesitation.

"Are you sure?"

The mirror tilted its head to look at him, revealing a slender and smooth neck.

"determine."

Liu Zheng said firmly.

"Well, wait a moment."

Mirror bowed, then turned and left the men's bath.

"Phew, that was a close call."

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, his aesthetic taste has always been simple and stable, otherwise he might really lose control.

"Guest, is this the female technician you want?"

Soon, a woman who looked almost exactly like Sumireko and Mirror walked in.

"Your race doesn't all share the same face, does it?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Of course not. There are still many differences in details. For example, I have two more eyebrows on my left side than Sumireko."

The woman denied.

"Haha, that's a really big difference. So are you Sumireko's mother or grandmother?"

He guessed, looking at the woman's face which was much younger than Sumireko's.

"Neither. I'm Shizuko, Sumireko's grandmother."

The woman said with a smile.

"."

Not only do they share a face, but their names also have to be pronounced the same way, right?
As expected of you, Metropolitan.

"Sir, do you need any service?"

Shizuko asked.

"What services are available?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"We don't have a fixed program, the service content depends on the needs of the guests."

Shizuko replied.

“Can all needs be met?”

He calmed himself down and spoke in a delicate tone.

"Of course that's impossible. After all, our shop is mainly for hot springs. If the guests want to have too much fun, I suggest you go to a professional institution."

Shizuko said politely.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm just asking. Just give me a massage and do some skin care."

Liu Zheng said.

"The client's skin looks like it's newly grown. Does it still need maintenance?"

Shizuko asked with some envy as she looked at his skin.

"The sense of ritual and spiritual maintenance are also very important."

"I see. This guest really knows how to enjoy life."

Shizuko praised.

"Enjoying life is nothing but finding joy in misery."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Indeed. Please follow me."

Shizuko nodded, then took his hand and led him to the bamboo wall.

"Technician No. 88 is on the clock."

Shizuko said to the bamboo wall.

The bamboo wall fell down and sank into the ground, revealing the room inside.

"Please come in, guest."

Shizuko stepped aside.

"Your style is quite mixed."

Liu Zheng raised his eyebrows.

The decoration style inside the room is exactly the same as that of real Chinese Thai massage shops.

"Our boss often goes to his peers to collect information."

Shizuko said with a smile.

"You're quite enterprising. What about your boss? Why didn't he come out to talk?"

Liu Zheng asked casually as he walked in.

“The boss is in jail.”

Shizuko replied.

"what?"

He looked back in shock.

"No, this shouldn't be illegal in the metropolis, right?"

With the average moral level of a metropolitan city, it should be normal to open a bathhouse with special services, or even conduct transactions on the street, as long as the public health areas are not polluted.

"Oh, you misunderstood. The boss didn't go to jail because of the hot spring."

Shizuko waved her hand.

"What's that for?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"He was drunk and had to pee on the trees along the road, and then he was caught by the Environmental Sanitation Department."

"Ah? I peed there too, how come nothing happened?"

he wondered.

Is it because the plane trees are voluntary?
"Our boss's urine is quite special. It is highly alkaline and can cause great damage to the roots of plants."

Shizuko explained.

"Then can your boss still come out?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It should be possible. The accountant has already taken the money to bail him out."

Shizuko said.

"Okay, when he comes out, tell him to go to the Imhotem clinic and tell him I introduced him there."

As he spoke, he laid down on the massage table and buried his face in the face hole.

One of his biggest hobbies in real life is getting massages, and he knows the massage process very well.

Although Liu Zheng can massage much better than those technicians, he can't massage himself after all.

But now he might be able to do it. "Okay, I'll tell the boss. Please choose the essential oil."

Shizuko said.

"What flavors do they have?"

Liu Zheng asked.

Generally speaking, larger massage parlors have more than seven or eight kinds of essential oils to choose from.

The technician will also introduce some flavors, such as lavender flavor helps you sleep, orange flavor lightens spots, lemon flavor whitens your skin, etc.

But in his opinion, this is all nonsense, just pick the flavor you like.

Liu Zheng usually chooses jasmine or lavender scents.

"We are a small hot spring, so we don't have many varieties of food. We only have three types: corpse oil, head oil, and intestinal oil."

Shizuko introduced.

"Oh?"

He raised his head and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"All our essential oils are purchased from regular channels. We never make them ourselves. And we don't just buy human oils, we also have oils from other species."

Feeling the vague murderous intent, Shizuko explained.

"Oh, then I want peacock oil"

Liu Zheng said.

Although he had never met him, he still had a lot of resentment towards this big landlord.

One is for himself, and the other is for the cattle and horses.

"We don't have peacock oil. Can we use oil from other birds?"

Shizuko asked.

"What kind of bird?"

“Chicken fat.”

Shizuko said.

"Oh, that's fine too."

Liu Zheng nodded.

If he had the chance, he would also like to pluck all the feathers from the white-feathered chicken and make soup with it.

Of course, for the sake of the cows, horses and calico cat, it only needs to be stewed until it is half done.

"Ok."

Shizuko took out the essential oil from the drawer and opened the lid.

The smell of chicken broth wafted into Liu Zheng's nostrils, perking him up.

I just finished taking a bath and my appetite has worked up.

"Please lie down, close your eyes, and follow my instructions."

Shizuko said.

"Oh."

Liu Zheng buried his head in the hole again.

"Now it's time for meditation. Please follow my rhythm and take deep breaths. Inhale~"

Shizuko said in a low, soft voice.

He took a deep breath, and the smell of chicken broth became stronger, as if there was a pot of chicken soup stewing right under his nose.

"Exhale~"

Liu Zheng let out a breath, and he could hear the sound of chicken soup bubbling over a low fire.

"Please open your eyes, sir."

Shizuko said.

He opened his eyes as he was told, and a pot of steaming chicken soup appeared before him.

"Holy crap, there's chicken soup. Where's the spoon?"

he asked subconsciously.

"No, please open your mouth."

Shizuko said.

Liu Zheng opened his mouth and a shocking scene happened.

One after another, tender stewed chickens jumped out of the pot, trotted all the way to him, and jumped into his mouth like diving.

Liu Zheng chewed it subconsciously, and the salty, fragrant and delicious taste entered his brain.

“It tastes pretty good.”

He licked his lips and then opened his mouth.

One, two, three.
After eating sixty-six chickens, Shizuka's voice finally rang out again.

"Meditation time is over, please close your eyes."

Liu Zheng closed his eyes, and everything in front of him became dark again. The feeling of fullness made him burp involuntarily.

"Burp~ I'm not really full, am I?"

he asked.

"No, everything just now was just an illusion. After the massage, the feeling of fullness will disappear and your appetite will be opened. And depending on the type of essential oil you choose, the following dishes will also be adjusted."

Shizuko said.

"Oh, I was wondering why my stomach didn't feel squeezed."

Liu Zheng suddenly realized.

He just ordered chicken fat, so there will be no chicken dishes later, at least no chicken soup.

"Are you ready? I'm going to start the actual massage."

Shizuko asked.

"let's start."

He nodded.

A pair of smooth and cold little hands were placed on Liu Zheng's back, then moved and caressed along his muscle lines.

As she moved, a trace of warmth passed along his muscle fibers and spread to the muscles of his entire back.

"Wow, your method is unusual."

Liu Zheng was surprised.

"Thank you for the compliment. Our techniques are all taught by the boss himself, and we have signed a contract not to pass them on to others. They will be forgotten automatically after we leave the hot spring. So this is the only one in the entire Metropolitan. There is no other."

Shizuko said.

"Really comfortable."

There must be some element of supernatural power in this technique, and it is impossible for real-life massage to achieve this effect.

"By the way, let me ask you something."

He said.

"Please speak, guest."

"Do you know which god Dayungui is?"

he asked.

"Great Sun? I have never heard of this god's name, but can you describe his appearance to me?"

Shizuko said.

"She is wearing very luxurious feathered clothes and has golden jade beads in her eyes. Her priesthood should be related to the sun."

"Ah, I see. You must be talking about Amaterasu Omikami."

Shizuko thought for a moment and said.

"Amaterasu? Yes, it should be her."

As a fan of niche culture, Liu Zheng naturally knew the main god of the Takamagahara pantheon.

No wonder Dairiniki wanted to find him to pull the embers, because she was the sun goddess in the Takamagahara pantheon.

"Where did you see this deity?"

Shizuko asked.

"Ah, I saw it through the shrine while I was bathing in your hot spring."

Liu Zheng said.

"What?! You actually saw Amaterasu through the shrine. This is unprecedented."

Shizuka's tone was full of shock.

What one sees through the shrine is usually either a female guest, or some demons and monsters, or at most some miscellaneous gods.

Not to mention how Amaterasu Omikami would respond to the call of the shrine, even if she did, how could this human come out alive?

Either you gain the favor of Amaterasu Omikami and be taken to Takama-ga-hara by her.

Or they would receive the wrath of Amaterasu and be burned to ashes by her great sun flames.

"Really? I don't know. Anyway, after offering sacrifices to the gods in the shrine, she opened the partition. What I saw through the partition was Daiichi Niangui bathing in the river."

Liu Zheng said.

"Which deity did you make offerings to?"

Shizuko asked.

"She was a goddess wearing feathered clothes and holding a round fan. She looked very wealthy and had a kind smile."

He recalled and said.

"That's Kikurihime's fate. No wonder, no wonder."

Shizuko said repeatedly.

"What's the wonder?"

"Kirurihime-no-Mikoto is Amaterasu's aunt and also her adoptive mother. Amaterasu respects her very much, no wonder she let you go for her sake."

Shizuka explains.

"Oh, I thought so."

Liu Zheng suddenly realized.

Amaterasu is the lord of Takama-ga-hara. No one in the Takama-ga-hara pantheon would dare to play such a joke with her.

I wonder if Kikurihime-kun also saw the embers of Ratna in him, so she gave him the opportunity to meet Amaterasu.

"You are so lucky, sir. I don't know anyone who has ever seen Amaterasu Omikami in person, let alone heard her Kagura."

Shizuko said enviously.

"Haha, then I'd rather not have that kind of luck."

Liu Zheng curled his lips.

By the way, are Kagura and gospel the same thing?
If so, then the next time he hears the gospel and Kagura at the same time, will the evil god and Amaterasu fight for the opportunity to perform on stage?
"Your service is over guest."

Shizuko suddenly said.

"Is this the end?"

Liu Zheng was stunned for a moment, and the system prompt suddenly sounded.

(End of this chapter)