It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 332 Liu Zheng: He and I were just playing around

Chapter 332 Liu Zheng: He and I were just playing around
"Jackma, you really should exercise more."

Flamingo taunted as he looked at the panting pirate.

"If you used them as weightlifting exercises instead of hitting their butts every time you went to the sheepfold, you wouldn't be so tired just carrying one person."

"Hahaha!"

The other pirates laughed.

Even though they had done the same thing, it didn't stop them from laughing at Jackma now.

"What are you laughing at? It's as if you can move it."

Jackma cursed at the other pirates.

"Jackma, don't think that everyone is as weak as you. You always come in last in every arm wrestling competition. You are not as strong as the prostitutes in Pirate Harbor."

A pirate sneered, which immediately caused even louder laughter.

"Benji, if you say that again, I'll cut off your mouth and feed it to the fish!"

Jack Ma was furious.

Due to his congenital factors, he is relatively thin, but his swordsmanship is among the best on the ship.

If a real fight breaks out, he is not afraid of anyone except the captain and a few leaders.

"Okay, stop arguing. If you have that energy, you might as well use it to wash your pants. They smell like rotten salted fish."

Flamingo yelled.

His voice was not loud, but the sound pressure was extremely strong, like a wave sweeping over the deck.

"Humph."

Jackma and Benji glared at each other, but ultimately they didn't dare to continue making a fuss and each went about doing other things.

"a bunch of idiots."

Flamingo shook his head and walked towards Liu Zheng.

His steps were very big, and in just a few steps he crossed half the deck and came in front of Liu Zheng.

"I heard you want to board my ship?"

Flamingo asked condescendingly.

He was extremely tall, at least 1.9 meters, but he was not very strong, and was even rather thin.

He was dressed entirely in pink, like the feathers of a flamingo.

Everything from the boots to the hat was meticulously done and gleaming.

From the looks of it, this pirate captain doesn't fit in with his crew.

But his gloomy and weird temperament is in line with the rebellious nature of the pirate's profession.

"May I stand up and speak, dear Captain?"

Liu Zheng said.

"Why?"

Flamingo asked.

"I think what you need is a hunting dog that rushes in front of you to bite its prey, not cattle or sheep that lie behind you and eat the grass."

he replied.

"You are really good at talking. No wonder you can tell such interesting stories."

Flamingo nodded and opened his coat.

The golden rope automatically untied itself and flew back to his waist, turning back into a belt.

"Finish that story, and if it's good enough, I'll give you a chance to live."

Flamingo said coldly.

"Hey hey hey."

The pirates around laughed maliciously.

"I want a bottle of wine."

Liu Zheng stretched his muscles and said.

"This kid still wants to drink?"

"who do you think You Are?"

"Too arrogant! Throw him into the sea to feed the fish!"

The pirates started to make a commotion.

"Shut up."

Flamingo glanced around and the pirates stopped attacking.

"Get him a drink."

He raised his chin toward one of the pirates.

"Yes, Captain."

The pirate followed orders and soon returned with a wine glass.

The wine glass is made of metal, probably aluminum judging by the color.

I have to say that Flamingo is indeed a person who pays great attention to the quality of life.

"Thank you."

Liu Zheng extended his hand and said politely.

However, the pirate just looked at him and sneered, and did not put the wine glass in his hand.

"On my ship, anyone who wants food and drink has to work for me. If you don't work and want to drink, you have to snatch it from him."

Flamingo said.

"Do all new people joining the ship have to do this?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"That's right."

Before Flamingo could finish his words, Liu Zheng had already kicked out.

It’s still Xingyiquan’s killer move, “Yellow Dog Peeing”.

The pirate who was serving the wine was caught off guard and was kicked in the calf.

With Wozniacki Shuode's strength of 5 points, the pirate staggered and knelt on one knee in front of Liu Zheng.

It looked like he was going to toast him.

"Get up. There is no need for such a great ceremony."

Liu Zheng grabbed the half-spilt wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.

"You son of a bitch!"

The pirate reacted, cursed loudly, and was about to draw his sword.

"Captain, if I kill him, can I make up for his loss?"

He ignored the pirate and spoke to the flamingo.

"can."

Flamingo said calmly.

"Okay, you can draw your sword now."

Liu Zheng turned and said to the pirate.

With extreme skill points added, Wozniacki Shude's body is like that of a chimpanzee who has received professional fitness and fighting training, while the Pirate looks like a stunted sloth compared to him.

In addition, the momentum he had developed from countless life-and-death battles that were unimaginable to ordinary people all shocked the pirates' spirits.

"Humph!"

Cold sweat oozed from the pirate's forehead, but he ultimately did not draw his sword and left in anger.

This time, the other pirates did not laugh loudly, but looked at Liu Zheng with complicated eyes.

They gradually realized that this prisoner was not a toy to be used for fun.

Only Captain Flamingo remained calm.

He is just a warrior with some skills, which means nothing. Even those official knights can only be slaughtered in front of his magic.

"We've finished drinking, let's talk."

He said.

"Okay, everyone, please listen carefully."

Liu Zheng sat on the ground, picked up the wine glass and dumped it on the ground, then started talking about books.

This time he was talking about "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest", which is also his favorite one.

Therefore, he not only narrated the plot completely, but was even able to play each of the characters in it, even imitating the movements and expressions vividly.

The pirates' expressions kept changing with the plot, sometimes laughing, sometimes nervous, and sometimes frightened.

Even the flamingo couldn't help but change color slightly when hearing Liu Zheng describing the horror of the Flying Dutchman and the sea devil Captain Davy Jones.

"Finally, Jack Sparrow picked up his sword, faced the huge sea monster Kraken, and disappeared into the sea with his beloved ship, the Black Pearl."

He picked up his glass and knocked on the deck again.

"and then?"

"Is Jack Sparrow dead?"

"Elizabeth Swan is such a bitch for betraying Jack!"

The pirates said.

"Shut up! Did you make up this story or is it true?"

Flamingo stopped their clamor and asked.

"I don't know about that. I just heard it from someone else."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"Kraken"

Flamingo fell into thought.

He had indeed heard the legend of the sea monster from other pirates, and it was in this sea area.

Now he heard the story about the sea monster from Liu Zheng, which gave him a bad feeling.

"Thor, how long will it take us to leave this sea area?"

He looked at his first mate.

"At this rate, it will probably take another two days."

First Mate Thor replied.

"Two days, why is it so slow?"

Flamingo frowned. "Because there is no wind. Captain, something seems wrong in this sea."

Said First Mate Thor.

Although he did not have magic like the flamingo, his rich sailing experience allowed him to discover some clues.

"I know."

After being reminded by him, Flamingo also felt the magical power in his body becoming restless.

"Go fetch a sheep. I want to perform a divination ritual."

he ordered.

"Yes. What about this kid?"

First mate Thor pointed at Liu Zheng and asked.

"Let's take him back first. If he passes through this sea area safely, it means that this guy has been favored by the sea and let them get on board."

Flamingo said.

"Understood. Jack Ma, take this kid away."

First mate Thor understood his subtext and shouted to the pirate Jackma.

"Why me again? Stand still and don't move."

Jackma grunted and tied up Liu Zheng with a bundle of ropes, but this time he didn't tie him as tightly as before.

"Take advantage of these two days to quickly remember the rest of the story. If you can't tell it well by then, I will still kill you even if we leave this sea area."

Flamingo said coldly.

"Okay, Captain."

Liu Zheng replied with a smile.

"Captain, Captain, you are so fluent in calling me."

Back in the lower cabin, Jackma said with a hint of sourness.

"Boss Jack Ma, he and I are just playing around, but I really love you."

He cried out in injustice.

"Really?"

Jackma looked skeptical.

"Of course, he looks like a man and a woman, and he wears pink. I feel bad for him. He doesn't look like a pirate at all. Look at you, Jack Ma, with your strong facial features and your uninhibited style of dressing. You look like a real pirate."

Liu Zheng said without hesitation.

"That's right. My handsomeness is outstanding among pirates. When I was young, I went to brothels and the prostitutes gave me 20% discount."

Jackma said proudly.

"You are awesome, Boss Jackma."

He said enviously.

"It's just so-so. Are you still a virgin?"

Jackma looked at his expression and teased.

"You've figured this out, Boss."

Liu Zheng said admiringly.

"Of course, I, Jackma, have such good eyesight that I can tell the male and female from a mile away."

Jackma said proudly.

"I admire you."

"Don't worry, as long as you follow me, there are plenty of women. Not to mention those prostitutes in Pirate Harbor, even if you want those daughters of wealthy families, you still have a chance."

Jack Ma boasted.

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true, not to mention the distant ones."

Jackma was about to blurt out the answer, but stopped abruptly.

"What's wrong? Boss Jackma."

"It's nothing. You just need to know that following me is the right path."

Jackma said perfunctorily.

"That's for sure. By the way, Boss Jackma, is the captain a man or a woman?"

he asked.

"It should be a boy, right?"

Jackma said uncertainly.

"should?"

"He peed with us before, and that thing was huge. But other than that he never exposed his body, and he avoided us when he showered, so it's hard to say."

Jackma said.

This is a world with gods and magic, and it is possible for a woman to grow a penis temporarily.

"It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman. That person is very evil and knows more magic than the wizards in Pirate Harbor. You'd better not mess with him."

Jackma reminded.

He does have ambitions, but they are not aimed at Flamingo because he knows he will definitely not be able to defeat him.

His biggest ambition was to become a first mate, then save some money to buy a pirate ship and go out on his own.

"No matter how powerful he is, I will always follow your lead, Boss Jackma. If you ask me to chop off his head, I will definitely not stab his kidneys."

Liu Zheng said flatteringly.

"Really?"

"Really? Of course, I will definitely tell him that it was you, Boss Jack Ma, who asked me to chop him off."

He said with a grin.

"I knew you had bad intentions. Okay, stay here. Since the captain said so, you will be fine until you leave this sea area."

Jack Ma said after dragging Liu Zheng back to his original position.

Even if we encounter emergencies along the way, we will have to wait until we get out to deal with them.

"Okay, walk slowly."

Liu Zheng said enthusiastically, as if he was seeing off a guest.

"What's wrong with that boy?"

After Jackma left, he looked at Mac Arthur and asked.

"I don't know. He fell asleep not long after you left. I don't know if he was too tired or if the pirates did something to him."

Player 3 said.

"Maybe he's just pretending to sleep. How about I bite his ear off and see?"

Liu Zheng looked at Mike's ears, eager to try.

"So even if you pretend to be asleep, you will wake up in pain, right?"

Player No. 3 complained.

"Not necessarily. What if he is a ruthless person who can endure this and not wake up?"

He smiled evilly.

Mike closed his eyes and seemed to hear nothing.

"Forget it, forget about it. The pirates said it will take two days to leave this sea area. If everything goes well in these two days, then we can join them."

Liu Zheng said.

"Then something is bound to happen in the next two days."

Player No. 4 complained.

"I think so too."

He nodded.

How could such a high-difficulty module make them sit in jail for just two days?

"Besides, the pirate's first mate also said that something was wrong with this sea area. The pirate captain even wanted to kill a sheep for a divination ritual, but unfortunately I didn't see the result."

Liu Zheng added.

"That's enough. You've already got a lot of information."

Player 3 said appreciatively.

I thought it was a burden, but it turned out to be a big thigh.

"In that case, we can't let our guard down. Although the pirates won't attack us now, there's a high possibility that new enemies will appear."

Player 1 reminded.

"That's right. No. 4, aren't you a scholar? Do you have any information about this sea area?"

Player 3 asked.

"I don't even know what kind of sea this is, where did you get this information from?"

Player No. 4 was speechless.

He is just a scholar, not a prophet.

"Just try to make a judgment."

Player 1 instigated.

"Are you sure? I've rarely made good judgments before. Don't blame me if you fail miserably."

Player 4 said.

"Not really. Besides, don't you still have potential points? At worst, you can just use them up and throw them again."

Player 1 said.

"Okay. Host, I have applied for a scholar skill assessment."

Player 4 said.

"What do you want to know?"

The voice of the Ama woman was heard.

"I want to know the information about this sea area. The more detailed the better."

Player 4 said.

"You have no skills related to sailing, and your character's background is not related to sailing, so you have to pass a difficult judgment."

Said the Ama.

(End of this chapter)

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