It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 173 Britain is very energetic recently, why don't you go to the customer service depart

Chapter 173 Britain is very energetic recently, why don't you go to the customer service department
The snowflakes flew very quickly and arrived in front of Liu Zheng in the blink of an eye.

A flesh eye grew out of the snowflake and slowly opened.

The snowflakes slowly expanded as he opened his eyes. The process seemed slow but was actually fast. When they reached him, they had become as big as the original snowflakes.

"Boss, I have an important work report!"

Liu Zheng shouted loudly.

"Ok?"

Si Xue pointed and the snowflakes hovered above him.

Xuehua opened her eyes hard, trying to break free from the invisible restraints, and the corners of her eyes were about to be torn.

White milky liquid, not sure whether it was blood or tears, dripped from the corners of his eyes, hanging down to the top of Liu Zheng's head, and was about to touch his crown.

"explain."

Si Xue said lightly.

"The hemorrhoids in the sewer are very serious. I plan to find a doctor to have surgery to remove them."

Liu Zheng said quickly.

"Are you sure?"

"It should be fine."

He thought about it.

As long as Sesha's safety issue can be resolved, Dr. Nile will not refuse to see her.

As for how to complete the game perfectly, you have to ask the French Plantain Tree.

Since there are copper fingers and gold fingers, there must be silver fingers.

If not, you can find other ways.

The biggest difficulty in this matter is not cutting the hemorrhoids themselves, but whether the sewer is willing to let you cut it.

"Um"

Si Xue stretched out her hand and closed the eyes of the snowflake beneath her.

The snowflake above Liu Zheng's head also dissipated and turned into starlight.

Bet right.

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief.

From the time she laughed wildly at the balls in the sewer last time, it can be seen that this woman cares a lot about the sewer.

Although hemorrhoids may not sound as important as testicles, their size is also a problem. Besides, having your testicles cut causes short-term pain, while hemorrhoids cause long-term pain.

Besides, who knows if there are more balls in the sewer than hemorrhoids.

"Come here."

Si Xue raised her eyes and said.

"Order."

Liu Zheng quickly rolled himself into a ball, rolled across the ice field, and rolled under the iceberg.

"Report to the boss, I can't get up."

he said angrily.

"I shouldn't have hired humans as employees."

Si Xue held her forehead with her hand.

She had been gloating over the legendary delivery man's incident towards her former boss, but now she finally realized how tired she was.

Liu Zheng pretended not to hear.

"Keep this position and don't move."

Si Xue raised his hand, and an icicle immediately rose from under him, lifting him to the same level as the iceberg.

Liu Zheng used his core muscles to climb over the iceberg and rolled to Si Xue's feet.

"Boss, I'm coming."

He raised his head from under his butt and said with a smile on his face.

"To be honest, it's hard for me to associate the pug in front of me with the lunatic who dared to tear off the sewer's balls."

There was no smug expression on Si Xue's face.

"There is no conflict. Work is work and life is life."

Liu Zheng replied.

"What if I let you poop now and then eat it?"

"Okay, as long as you don't mind the smell, boss."

he said without hesitation.

"What if I let you eat the feces of cows and horses, and then help them lick the skins clean?"

Si Xue asked again.

"Sure, boss, as long as you promise not to retaliate against me later."

Liu Zheng said.

From what he knew about cows and horses, it would probably be even more disgusting than he was.

"Don't you feel ashamed?"

"It's for survival, not shameful. Fishermen have eaten tons of shit from the sewers to survive. Licking the skin of swallows and sprinkling water is nothing."

Liu Zheng shrugged.

"In that case, why do you want to die?"

Si Xue asked with a sneer.

"Please let me know, boss."

"You blew up the Sunshine Pet Shop, didn't you?"

"Yes."

He admitted it frankly.

"why?"

“Because the person who ordered the food refused to sign for the takeaway.”

Liu Zheng said.

"Then why did you threaten her with the bomb and make her sign for it? Why did you detonate it afterwards?"

Si Xue questioned.

"It wasn't afterwards. I was arguing with the person who ordered the food and I accidentally pressed the detonation button."

He said the words he had prepared long ago.

"Why didn't you just blow up the pet store? Why did you have to blow up such a large area around it?"

Si Xue refused to give in.

"Because I didn't know enough about the performance of the bomb, I made a misjudgment."

"You dare to use a bomb without knowing its performance?"

"I would even explode the volcano in hell to get my food delivered on time."

Liu Zheng said with a determined look on his face.

"Is this what you're going to say to City Hall?"

Si Xue raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Boss, if you think this isn't good enough, I have other versions that I can modify until you're satisfied."

He said with a grin.

"It doesn't matter. They're gone anyway."

Si Xue waved her hand.

"However, the city hall let you go, but the restaurant will not indulge you. If you do this, I will just have to argue with the city hall every day."

she said coldly.

Liu Zheng said nothing.

When your boss lists your sins, it is wrong to either admit your guilt or to resist.

"I originally wanted to let you experience the feeling of ice and fire, and then transfer you to the customer service department. Britain has been very energetic recently, and there is plenty of time to train you."

Si Xue's voice was very calm, but he shuddered when he heard it.

The customer service department is too dangerous now. In comparison, he would rather go to the kitchen.

"However, I have to say that you do have some skills. It would be a waste to put you in the customer service department. You should continue to stay in the takeout department."

Si Xue said. "Boss is wise!"

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

"You can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of life. A customer ordered a black goat kid hotpot. Please report to the kitchen yourself."

"I've been slaughtering for more than 200 months. Will the meat be a little old?"

he asked cautiously.

"If it's old, just add some meat tenderizer. Okay, get out of here, or I won't be able to take care of you later."

Si Xue suddenly frowned, and then held Xuehua's eyes tightly.

A thin layer of icy mist covered her entire palm like a silk glove.

"Boss, do you need my help?"

Liu Zheng asked politely.

"you?"

Si Xue glanced at him with a half-smile.

"Wait until you become a legendary delivery man."

She arched her foot and kicked Liu Zheng in an inside curve.

"what?"

His eyes widened.

This time he actually wore it, and it was safety pants?
Even the employees are on guard. How uncivilized.

Liu Zheng flew into the elevator with the momentum and speed of a world wave (a football term) and then hit the wall.

The moment the elevator door closed, he seemed to see the entire iceberg burst into flames.

"What the hell did the boss bring back? A new cold storage for the kitchen?"

Liu Zheng muttered.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang.

The elevator suddenly rose before reaching the bottom, then fell rapidly and hit me hard.

"It won't malfunction, will it?"

He was startled.

But then I thought about it and it seemed unlikely. The equipment in the bloody restaurant shouldn't break down so easily.

As if to confirm Liu Zheng's idea, the elevator door opened normally.

"Are you taking revenge on me for hitting you just now?"

It suddenly occurred to him.

The elevator didn't say anything, but the elevator door opened and closed quickly, as if urging him to get out.

"I don't mean to hit you. If you are angry, go and vent it to your boss. You are not even human. You are trying to imitate us humans to bully the weak and fear the strong."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

The elevator door suddenly closed and then rose rapidly, as if planning to do it again.

"Come on, hit me hard. If you can't kill me, I'll pour shit inside you next time. I won't leave any cracks untouched."

He shouted.

The elevator stopped with the sound of a mechanical emergency stop.

"That's right. We are all workers. Why should we show some consideration for each other and do evil to each other?"

Liu Zheng said with satisfaction.

"I, Liu Zheng, have a good reputation in the restaurant. If you have any needs, you can tell me. As long as the conditions are right, I can help you. More friends mean more ways. You don't want to be isolated by other employees in the restaurant, right?"

He said.

The takeaway department boss Niu Ma is his boss, the kitchen boss Bai Yu Chicken relies on him for purchases, the customer service department boss Britain relies on him for purchases, and some of their subordinates are acquaintances of Liu Zheng.

Even the driver and ghost hand, who do not belong to the three major departments, are very familiar with him, and the tailor spider will soon become familiar with him too.

When Liu Zheng said he wanted to isolate the elevator, it was not an empty threat.

The elevator slowly descended and then the elevator door slowly opened.

"Well done."

He complimented.

"See you next time. I hope the next time I see you is because my boss wants to reward me."

Liu Zheng turned and walked towards the takeaway department's lounge, leaving the elevator door open for a long time. No one knew what he was thinking.

"I am back."

He shouted, pushing open the door to the lounge.

"How did you come back alive?"

The cows and horses tilted their heads and looked at him.

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Do you think you will die if you see the boss?"

"Others certainly wouldn't, but is there anything good you did?"

Niuma said.

"Good and bad are relative. Although I made a profit, the restaurant didn't lose money either."

"Heh. What does the boss want from you?"

Niu Ma was too lazy to debate with him.

"It's all about bombing the Sunshine Pet Shop."

"It's just a bombing of a pet shop. Is it necessary to alert the owner?"

The cows and horses expressed disbelief.

"Oh, and by the way, they also blew up the street next to it. The ground was blown through and it almost hit the sewer."

Liu Zheng said lightly.

"You didn't go there to deliver food, you went there to kill a whole family. No, even those who killed a whole family were not as cruel as you. They only killed one family, but you killed dozens of families."

Niuma sighed.

"It's not that exaggerated. Besides, the pet shop wasn't wiped out. Isn't there still a breeding farm?"

He waved his hand.

"Are you still planning to attack the farm?"

The cattle and horses stood in awe.

"If it's on the way, do it. If it's not, forget it."

Liu Zheng said.

What if takeaway food is delivered there one day, right?

That being said, he also needs to have some big bombs as backup.

"Okay, let's stop talking. I have to go to the kitchen."

Liu Zheng said.

"Didn't the boss tell me I had to help in the kitchen?"

Niuma asked in confusion.

Whether it is the boss's request or private coordination between departments, it is impossible to bypass the department head.

"Not helping in the kitchen, but serving as food."

Liu Zheng sighed.

"Haha, you deserve it."

The cows and horses laughed happily.

Not bothering to pay attention to it, Liu Zheng directly tore off the delivery man's uniform.

"What are you doing?"

"I need to talk to that spider, sir. Please help me call it out."

He said.

"The director of the city hall is not as busy as you."

Niuma shook his head speechlessly and took out his cell phone.

The wind was too strong and I caught a cold. I think the second chapter will be finished in the afternoon today.

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(End of this chapter)

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