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Chapter 169 Bully my little brother, I'll make soup with you
Chapter 169 Bully my little brother, I'll make soup with you
"Hi Yi!"
In the end, Chili Head obediently joined the onion, ginger and garlic trio.
"Next time you see me, you know what to do, right?"
Liu Zheng shouted.
"know."
The seasoning quartet said with frustration.
"Speak louder, you want to be a yakuza when you're so quiet?"
he said dissatisfiedly.
"Got it, boss!"
The Seasoning Four turned up the volume a bit.
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you, and I still can't hear you! You look so listless, do you want me to inject some spirit into you?"
Liu Zheng was holding the teether and grinning.
"Hey! Wagali Mashida (I know)!"
The seasoning quartet was immediately shocked.
"Very good, you, leave me your phone number."
He pointed at the chili pepper head and said.
"Ah I?"
Chili Head was a little reluctant.
"Don't worry, it must be a good thing for me to find you. Do you want to be a gangster forever and only come to such a small place to take a hot spring bath?"
Liu Zheng asked back.
Chili Head was speechless and gave his number.
"I'll put three thousand at Sumireko's place, and you can order whatever you want to eat or play. If you play more than that, you have to pay for it yourself."
"gone."
After giving the sweet dates, he prepared to leave in style.
"You bribed my little brother right in front of me. You are worthy of being from the Bloody Restaurant. You are very brave."
Liu Zheng had just come ashore when another voice was heard in the passage.
Everyone looked over and saw a woman in a bathrobe, smoking a pipe in one hand and holding a soup pot in the other, walk in.
Her hair was tied up in a high bun, and her pair of almond-shaped eyes were charming yet majestic.
Judging from her exposed skin, she had no tattoos.
But a horrible scar circled the woman's neck and extended down her chest.
It was as if she had been beheaded and disemboweled.
"Aigui (Big Sister)!"
The seasoning quartet quickly stood up and knocked the woman down with great force, splashing water in the hot spring pool everywhere.
"You guys are really bringing shame to the Extreme Flavor Group."
The woman said with a gloomy face.
“It’s our incompetence.”
Chili Man said with a shamefaced look on his face.
"What makes you ashamed is not incompetence, but arrogance. Is it because the sulfur smell of the hot spring is too strong that you can't smell the stench of the bloody restaurant on him?"
the woman scolded.
"Hey, isn't that a bit too much?"
Liu Zheng protested.
Although he didn't have a good impression of the Bloody Restaurant, he was an employee there after all, so scolding the restaurant was the same as scolding him.
"Besides, I just used your 'Strong Deodorizing and Stain Remover'. If there's still a bad smell, it means you're deceiving consumers."
He said confidently.
".Oxen and horses are not as eloquent as you."
The woman was also choked by Liu Zhengqing's strange train of thought.
"The boss is different from me. He is the type who makes a fortune quietly."
"how about you?"
"I'm the type who goes around shouting to help it make a fortune."
Liu Zheng sighed.
Think about it, after all the trouble he went through after entering the dungeon, it seems that the ones who benefited the most were the cows and horses.
Without myself, it would take a long time for it to earn hundreds of thousands of dollars, let alone go on a vacation for two on Paradise Island.
Of course, Liu Zheng also made a lot of money.
Let’s run in both directions, it belongs to that.
Well, something seems to be wrong. Never mind. Let’s leave it as it is.
"Niu Ma is very lucky to have a younger brother like you."
"But they are also my beloved Ou Doudou. If you humiliate them, you are humiliating me. This matter cannot be let go like this."
the woman said.
"Hey, they were the ones who provoked me first, and I'm just following the rules of the bathhouse."
Liu Zheng protested.
He was planning to leave, but these seasonings just wanted to stop him.
"Don't worry, I won't kill you." said the woman.
"Then what do you want to do?"
"I just want to cook you and my useless brothers into a pot of soup."
The woman looked at Liu Zheng and licked her lips.
Human flesh is delicious already, black goat kids are even more nutritious, and half-human, half-black goat kids are a rare and priceless ingredient.
"impossible."
Liu Zheng decisively refused.
If he had known not to take a shower and go straight to the bath, he would have wanted to see if this old man could still go into his mouth.
"It's just making soup. It's not like you won't grow back."
Even if the black goat kid has never heard the gospel, being boiled is nothing.
"I don't trust you. Who knows if you would secretly put hawthorn slices in the pressure cooker."
Liu Zheng said bluntly.
People who often stew meat know that hawthorn contains lipase and hawthorn acid, which can promote the decomposition of meat fat and increase the activity of protease.
In short, adding hawthorn when stewing meat will make the meat rot faster.
Of course, some unscrupulous merchants will directly add saltpeter, which has a more powerful effect.
If you don't even have saltpeter, just peeing will do.
"Then it's not up to you."
The woman took a puff of her pipe and exhaled a stream of smoke.
"If you force me, I'll let the dogs go."
Liu Zheng shook the teether.
"Hahaha."
The woman bent over and laughed so hard that her bathrobe almost fell off.
The four seasoning guys kept their heads down, but Liu Zheng had a good look at them.
"Your trick works on others, but not on me."
She said.
"Oh why?"
"Even if you summon the Hound of Tindalos, I can still put it in the pot."
The woman shook the soup pot in her hand.
Although it is not a perfect circle, the angle is greater than 120°.
"At most I'll destroy a pot, but you'll lose your life."
"Didn't you just say you wouldn't kill me?"
Liu Zheng protested.
"That's if you cooperate. This pot is my treasure. You destroyed it, so it's reasonable for me to ask you for compensation."
The woman smiled like a beautiful snake.
"Then swear an oath first."
"it is good."
The woman agreed readily.
"I, Guokou Tangzi, the fourth-generation leader of the Gokumi Group, swear that I have no purpose other than making soup for you, and I will never kill you by making soup. If I break my oath, I will be arrested by the city hall and tortured."
"Just give it a try."
Liu Zheng smacked his lips.
"You're still being picky. I don't know what you're worried about. My little brothers will be boiled with you. If you die, they won't survive either."
"I only have four little brothers like me, and I don't plan to become a loner."
The soup in the pot rolled his eyes.
"Who knows if you are planning to kill someone with a borrowed knife?"
"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll change my mind."
The soup in the pot glared.
"Tsk. Hurry up, how do you cook it?"
"Just lie down."
Said the soup from the pot.
Liu Zheng lay down in the water, half buried in it.
"Yes, just stay like that. The four of you, lie down right now too."
The soup at the pot mouth scolded.
"Hey, big sister."
The seasoning quartet also quickly lay down in the hot spring.
"I'm so blessed today."
Guokou Tangzi walked to the hot spring pool with a smile on his face, squatted down and tapped his pipe.
A spark fell out of the pipe and into the pool.
In an instant, the entire hot spring pool began to boil.
(End of this chapter)
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