It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 149 Help Britain get a condolence card
"want!"

The cows and horses immediately lowered their butts and came to Liu Zheng's side.

"One million in cash, this is your hundred thousand."

Liu Zheng placed the packed money in front of the cows and horses.

"There are also various sundries that are expected to sell for two million. The handling fee is 10%, and the B-level tomb sweeping package is 100,000. After deductions, there will be 1.7 million left."

"I'll tell you the specific amount after the items are converted into cash."

Regardless of whether Niu Ma was interested in listening or not, he briefly recounted the process of snatching the inheritance.

"With this little money, just buy some snacks."

Niuma said this with a proud look on his face, then happily put away his purse.

"By the way, Porco Rosso entrusted me with something."

Liu Zheng said while it was in a good mood.

Sure enough, the cows and horses were no longer happy.

"what's up?"

It asked knowingly.

"He wants to know the whereabouts of his wife Chihaya."

Liu Zheng said.

"What did he pay you?"

"His sunglasses."

He pulled out his aviator sunglasses.

"He's still so obsessed with flying."

The cow horse opened its mouth and spat out a broken pair of sunglasses.

"When I arrived at the place where he was shot down, he had already been taken away by the people from the city hall. This was the only thing left at the scene."

"I knew from the beginning that he would not succeed, but I did not persuade him because it was useless, just like I did not persuade Black Claw."

Niuma put the sunglasses on his nose.

"I used the money that Porco Rosso left behind to find some connections and met Chihaya. She begged me to rescue Porco Rosso."

"I told her it was impossible, the best I could do was leave him with an intact body."

Niuma tilted his head back and let the sunglasses slide down onto his eyes.

"Then Chih-zao died right in front of me. She died so cleanly that not even a trace of residue could be found. The police didn't even keep an eye on her."

There is no need to say what happened afterwards.

Since Chihaya is dead, Niuma can only save Porco Rosso.

"You didn't tell him because you were afraid that he would lose his obsession and his soul would fly away?"

Liu Zheng said.

"Yes."

Niuma nodded slightly.

"But have you ever thought that it would only be more painful for him to continue like this?"

"I know, but I need his presence."

Niuma said grimly.

"Can I tell him the truth?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"No, otherwise I will beat you to death. Or, you beat me to death."

The broken sunglasses could not cover its copper-bell-like eyes, but there were no tears in its big eyes, only determination.

"Boss, you are joking. We are brothers, why would we fight and kill each other?"

He patted the cow and horse on the shoulders affectionately.

"Hypocritical human beings."

The cattle and horses looked at him with contempt and lay back on the haystack.

"Don't rush to file, sir. I still have some questions to ask."

Liu Zheng said hurriedly.

"If you have to fart, fart now. Whose fault is it that you delayed my pregnancy preparations?"

Niuma said impatiently.

He felt that the cultural level of Niuma was a little weird.

"I want to get two cosplay costumes, do you have any connections?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Cosplay costumes, two of them? Do you think I own the restaurant, or the customer service department?"

The cows and horses widened their eyes.

"One of those things is enough to buy you a scalper ticket."

"It's so expensive, I don't think it's worth that much."

he wondered.

"You may say that the market price is indeed not that high, but it is hard to find a buyer. Only the customer service department can make this thing, and the supply is limited."

“Even the MPs have to book at least one month in advance, otherwise they will not sell it.”

Niuma said.

"understood."

As for hunger marketing, he has seen it a lot in the real world.

Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that cosplay costumes are indeed difficult to produce and can only be supplied in limited quantities.

"So we don't have an internal price or anything?"

Liu Zheng asked unwillingly.

"As a delivery man, it's in line with your status for you to eat and drink in the kitchen. But you still want to buy cosplay clothes and enjoy the internal price. Why?"

The cow and horse rolled their eyes.

Human beings just have no idea. They want to take all the benefits in the world for themselves.

"I'm not doing this for enjoyment. The sewer blacklisted me, but the fisherman asked me to wear a cosplay costume and help clean up the sewer, so they released me from the blacklist."

Liu Zheng explained.

"Isn't it for your own sake?"

"Not exactly. What if someone in the sewer orders takeout? If you go out and I can't go down, won't that delay my work?"

he argued.

"It was you who instigated someone to order takeout."

The cattle and horses pierced him mercilessly.

"Besides, it's useless for you to tell me this. My relationship with Britain is not as good as yours. It must know about things like cosplay costumes."

Even if Britain does not agree, it must at least acquiesce, otherwise no one will dare to sell it to Liu Zheng.

As for the option of letting people steal it out, Liu Zheng would not even mention it without Niu Ma's refusal.

"What about Big Brother?"

he asked.

"You mean Ottawa? I'm not as familiar with it as you think. Besides, even if it were, it wouldn't be able to cross Britain to help you."

"But you can also ask, so as not to give up."

After Niu Ma finished speaking, he called the big white goose.

"Are you busy, big brother? It's okay. My little brother has something to ask you. Would you mind taking the time to listen?"

After the call was connected, it said with a smile.

The tone was so gentle that Liu Zheng, who was standing beside him, got goosebumps.

"Here, behave properly."

Niu Ma handed the phone to Liu Zheng.

"I heard from Niuma that you have something to ask me?"

The big white goose's voice still sounds so kind and friendly.

"Yes! Big Brother."

Liu Zheng shouted with full energy.

".You don't have to be so excited when you're on the phone. Tell me, what's going on?"

The big white goose seemed to be startled.

"I want to buy two cosplay costumes." He said in a normal volume.

"What's it for?"

"The sewer has blacklisted me, so I have to rely on cosplay costumes to get by."

Liu Zheng told the truth.

"A cosplay costume can't fool someone of the sewer level."

The big white goose shook its head.

"Someone will help me."

"Who?"

"Fisherman."

The big white goose’s question was a bit profound, but he could only tell the truth.

"So it's that guy. He really has this ability."

The big white goose nodded.

"Big Brother knows him?"

"Not only do I know him, I've even bought from him. His fish are big and fat, but not greasy. Every time I come back from buying, I'll ask for the fish to be slaughtered, because the leftovers are even better than the food served to employees."

The big white goose couldn't help but slurp its saliva.

"What a pity! Since I was transferred to the customer service department, I no longer have the opportunity to enjoy such a feast."

Its tone is very regretful.

Although the customer service department can also get leftovers, it is nothing compared to eating them firsthand in the kitchen.

"Well, shall I go to the sewer and get some fresh fish for Big Brother to try?"

If Liu Zheng still didn't understand this, he wouldn't be alive today.

"I only want the ones from the fishery."

"It is guaranteed to be from the fish farm, and it must be the fattest and tenderest."

He gave his guarantee.

"How many can you get?"

The big white goose asked directly.

"Five, maybe."

Liu Zheng gave a relatively conservative number.

Last time when he was asked to date a mermaid, the fisherman gave him four fish. It wouldn't be too much to ask for five fish for saving his life.

And he himself said that if you want fish, you can come to him.

"Ten."

The big white goose quoted a price.

"Row."

Liu Zheng gritted his teeth.

"Ten points is the price for me to speak for you. The price from the British minister is different. I need to make this clear to you first."

The big white goose said.

"clear."

He nodded.

The agency fee must be paid, and without a big white goose to pass the message, who knows what sky-high price Britain will offer.

For example, let him work as a waiter in a space-level box.

If there is a box of this level.

"By the way, help me get a set of knives from the kitchen. I want to kill it myself."

The big white goose said.

Liu Zheng glanced at Niu Ma and Niu Ma nodded.

If you can’t borrow the seven deadly sins, ordinary knives are still okay.

"no problem."

He said.

"It's hard to imagine how an employee who has only been employed for five days can have such a wide network of contacts. This is probably why he chose you."

The big white goose sighed and hung up the phone.

"It's hard for me to imagine either. You should really check your bloodline. Maybe you are really a succubus."

Niuma complained.

"What good is there in finding out it's a succubus?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Yes, in the male escort clubs in the metropolis, nine out of ten of the top prostitutes are succubi. With your eloquence, you will kill them all and make a fortune every day after you go there."

Niuma said.

"I think it's more like a sunrise battle. I don't have such big ambitions, just making a little money like this is enough."

He patted the cash box next to him and said.

"Humph, you are young now and don't take money seriously. You will know when you find a wife of an inferior race."

Niuma said.

"Then I probably won't have that chance."

Putting aside the fact that Liu Zheng was about to run away, it seemed that there were no inferior races among the females he knew.

There is no need to mention Si Xue, Novelist, and Nightingale. The Ama should also start as a middle-level race.

As for the vampire girl?
"Boss, what race are vampires?"

"Middle race, huh? So, you slept with that vampire receptionist?"

The cows and horses stood up at once.

It had made a betting with the people in the kitchen, betting on who would take down Liu Zheng first.

"No. She was seriously injured in the cemetery and asked me to order some maoxuewang takeout for her."

Liu Zheng said.

"That's good."

The cows and horses breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not betting on a vampire girl.

"Then just order it."

The cattle and horses lay down again.

"Do I have the qualifications?"

Liu Zheng asked tentatively.

"Yes, I have."

Niuma nodded.

"After you order it, you will most likely stop being a human being."

"Boss, can you speak without breathing too hard?"

He said with empty eyes.

"You haven't ordered yet?"

Niuma said nonchalantly.

"Forget it, I'll ask the fisherman for help."

As long as there are no special requests, a takeaway should be nothing to a fisherman.

Liu Zheng was just about to call the fisherman when Niu Ma's cell phone rang first.

"It's from Ottawa. Go ahead."

Niuma threw the phone over.

"Big Brother, you say."

He wrapped his hand around the phone and pressed the answer button.

"The British minister agreed, and he didn't ask for money."

Ottawa gets straight to the point.

"What about the conditions?"

"The condition is that you help it get a pair of mourning clothes back."

(End of this chapter)