It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 146: If you are a cow or a horse, you must be beaten

Cemetery No. 10086 and Cemetery No. 18703 are not too far away.

The tomb-sweeping team walked for about ten minutes and arrived at their destination.

A tomb chamber made of concrete and painted white on the outside.

But the top of the tomb is not the cross commonly seen in Western tombs, but a metal airplane model.

In front of the tomb chamber stands a black tombstone.

Liu Zheng looked at the tombstone from a distance and slowed down his pace.

"what?"

The vampire girl asked curiously.

"I'm thinking about how to escape in a more stylish way later."

He said casually.

"It's just sweeping a grave, what are you afraid of with us protecting you?"

The vampire girl puffed out her ordinary little chest and said.

"Just you?"

Liu Zheng looked at her head which was only as high as his waist, and then looked at the Nightingale and the Haenyeo who both looked like they had kidney deficiency.

Not to mention the red pig that can beat cows and horses so hard that they dare not come to visit the graves, even the calico cat might be able to kill them all.

"Come on, if you don't use me as a human shield when the fight breaks out, it means you've learned a little bit of humanity."

He rolled his eyes and walked towards Cemetery No. 10086.

When I walked to the tombstone, I saw that offerings had indeed been placed on the ground.

The packaging looks normal and doesn't reflect any cemetery characteristics.

Liu Zheng picked up the bottle of red wine and shook it gently. A long bronze nail engraved with talismans was faintly visible in the wine.

Well, it’s still quite distinctive.

He looked at the tombstone and saw a huge pig's head taking up most of the photo.

But compared to Oink, this red pig looked much more amiable, and it felt like the New Year was coming.

He was wearing a pair of sunglasses, a bowler hat, a red tie, a small suit, and had two upturned mustaches on his mouth.

If Oink looks like a ruthless man with many accidents, Porco Rosso looks like a gentleman with a lot of stories.

He looked at the information about the tomb owner again.

"Name: Porco Rosso"

"Cause of death: Shot"

"Criminal charge: illegally flying a plane across the border"

There are several paragraphs of text below, but they are all covered with black paint and cannot be seen.

Liu Zheng looked at the tombstone in amazement.

My goodness, I just learned about the border incident from Niuma, and then I saw a ruthless person who dared to cross the border illegally.

However, even if he was shot, he could be buried in the cemetery. It seems that the City Hall is quite humane.

He unwrapped the cakes and pizzas and pulled out the cork from the wine and placed them under the tombstone, facing the photograph.

"Mr. Red Pig, I'm Liu Zheng, the delivery man from the Bloody Restaurant, and they are my friends. We are here to help the cows and horses sweep your grave."

"I don't know what you like, so I bought a B-grade meal. It's a little simple, I hope you don't mind."

"May your soul be as vast as the East Sea, your spirit as great as the South Mountain, and may you enjoy eternal peace in the underworld."

After Liu Zheng finished saying the auspicious words, he looked at the red wine with some hesitation.

In reality, this bottle of wine would either pour onto the ground or onto a tombstone.

But Porco Rosso's soul is still there, so it seems a bit inappropriate to do this.

After thinking about it, he decided to just leave it like that.

"Let's go."

Liu Zheng turned around and said to Nightingale and the other two.

But when he turned around, he saw the three people's expressions as if they had seen a ghost.

He turned back stiffly and saw a pig-headed man in a suit sticking half of his body out of the tomb, looking at him with his arms folded across his chest.

"You said you came here to help the cattle and horses?"

Porco Rosso asked in a calm tone.

"right?"

Liu Zheng wanted to slap himself twice.

This guy was most likely attracted by the names of cattle and horses.

"Yes or no?"

"Yes, I am the younger brother of the ox-horse. It was sent by it to sweep your grave."

He risked his life.

“Why doesn’t it come by itself?”

Porco Rosso asked.

"It's afraid you'll hit it."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"Do you know why I beat it?"

Porco Rosso sneered.

"I don't know, and I don't want to know."

He shook his head.

He already knows enough secrets, and who knows which one will be the last straw that breaks the camel's back.

"But I still have to tell you, otherwise it would be too unfair for you to be beaten to death by me."

Porco Rosso shook his head.

"Then tell me, would you like a drink first?"

Liu Zheng raised his glass.

"You seem to be not afraid anymore."

Porco Rosso looked at him with interest.

It could smell fear on living people, but the smell on the human in front of it was suddenly almost gone.

"Fear comes from the unknown. Since you have decided to cause trouble for me, there is nothing to be afraid of. The worst that can happen is a fight to the death."

Liu Zheng said frankly.

"That's interesting. Let's drink and chat. The three beautiful ladies over there, would you like to have a drink with me?"

Porco Rosso invited Nightingale and the other two.

It seems that the information about the cow and horse is correct, it is quite friendly to females.

"Okay."

The nightingale took the mermaid's hand and came to the tomb.

She could feel that the ghost in front of her was very powerful, but she was confident that she could escape without any problems. The vampire girl also jumped to Liu Zheng's side.

Although she is not as strong as Nightingale, the cemetery is her home ground and she will definitely not die there.

Of course, it is beyond my ability to protect Liu Zheng.

"Ladies please wait a moment."

The red pig retreated into the tomb and came out again after a moment, holding five goblets in his hands.

"Give me the drink."

It took the red wine from Liu Zheng and poured one third of it into each goblet.

"Please. This wine has a unique flavor. Please don't drink too much at the first sip, especially this vampire lady."

Porco Rosso distributed the goblets to everyone one by one.

His tone was so gentle and his movements were so soft, there was no sign of anger at all.

Liu Zheng took a sip as he was told, and the sweet wine slid into his mouth and wet his tongue.

Then, a heavy coppery smell overwhelmed his taste buds.

He felt that his brain was also suppressed by the smell of copper rust, and he could hardly think.

Liu Zheng shook his head violently, and it took him a long time to get rid of the bad feeling.

He looked at the others, and they all had almost the same expression.

The vampire girl just cosplayed as a statue right there, and it looked like she wouldn't wake up for a while.

But I didn't expect her to fight, so it wasn't a big problem.

"The story begins one night three years ago."

Porco Rosso put down his glass and said.

"Oh, it's started."

Liu Zheng sighed in his heart, but he still had to pretend that he wanted to listen.

"The small plane I was flying that day crashed into a forest."

"I managed to escape alive and walked along the path, trying to find help, but ended up walking into a tunnel."

"what?"

He felt like he had heard this plot somewhere before.

Red Pig ignored Liu Zheng's fuss and continued talking.

"After passing through the tunnel, I came to a strange world. It was a bustling bathing street."

"I was enthusiastically pulled in by the staff there, who provided me with countless delicious meals that were better than those in the bloody restaurant, and all for free."

This sounds even more fucking familiar. Hey, don't think you guys can just shuffle the plot around just because you're directed by the same director.

"Let me guess, you turned into a pig after eating that food?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

"Yes, I was locked up in a pigsty. I will be slaughtered after fattening myself up for a few days."

"But the girl who was in charge of the pigsty couldn't bear it, so she stole the potion to lift the curse for me. Unfortunately, I was discovered on the way and half of it was stolen, so I still look like a pig."

"She wanted me to run away alone, but how could I possibly do such a thing?"

"So I took her and fled out of Fishery Street and to my plane."

"Luckily, I managed to repair the plane and took her out of the forest and back to Metropolis."

Said Porco Rosso.

It turns out that this weird city is called Metropolis, which sounds quite cool.

Liu Zheng thought to himself.

"After I came back, I assigned her to my flight school as a support staff."

"A month later, I confessed my love to her and she said yes."

"Three months later, she proposed to me and I said yes."

No, wait a minute?
Never mind, it's okay, just continue.

"Six months later, we were ready to have a child. I worked even harder to create better conditions for our child."

“But then misfortune struck.”

Porco Rosso's tone changed from warm to heavy.

"She suddenly became ill and her condition deteriorated rapidly. In less than a month, she couldn't even stand up."

"I tried many ways and asked many people for help, but there was no way to cure her."

"Finally, I found out through a connection that her ethnic group migrated here from abroad, and after migrating here, they got this genetic disease."

"I thought if I could bring her back to her hometown, maybe she could be cured without any medicine."

"So I flew across the border in my beloved plane with my beloved woman on a blood moon night."

"But the next second after I flew over the border, I was shot down by anti-aircraft guns from the border control agency."

"Do you know why?"

Red Pig stared at Liu Zheng and asked.

"Could it be that the cattle and horses betrayed you?"

He said with some guilt.

Although cattle and horses are not extremely evil, they are not good people either.

If the price offered is high enough, it may not be able to stick to its promise.

"That's not it."

Porco Rosso shook his head.

"Huh, that's good."

If the ox or horse really did such a thing, then its credibility would be lowered.

"But its behavior is even more unforgivable than betraying me."

Red Pig's face turned grim, and a cold wind started to blow around them.

"What did it do?"

"Before I set out, I gave most of my property to Niuma, telling him that if we were captured, he would help me keep my wife's soul and bury her in the cemetery."

"But when I woke up from the chaos, what I saw was my own tombstone!"

"Niu Ma! Why didn't you keep your promise?!"

"Niu Ma! I trusted you so much, why didn't you even fulfill my last wish?!"

"Gyuuma! Chihaya isn't even in the cemetery, where did you hide her?!"

The Red Pig's tone became more and more angry, and finally turned into a roar.

In his sight, everything became blurry, and only a figure stood in front of him.

But that figure was not Liu Zheng, but a cow or a horse.

"Gyuuma! Give Chihaya back to me!"

The red pig threw furious and desperate punches at the cows and horses in front of him.

(End of this chapter)