It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 131 The Fastest Legend in the Weird City

"Senior, the matter has been resolved."

The novelist said.

"So fast?"

"The matter itself is not complicated. Besides, I don't have time to waste with them. I have to go home and write a novel."

The novelist said calmly.

"So what else should I do?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Just wait for your friend to contact you."

"it is good."

He hung up the phone.

Back in the lounge, Niu Ma was lying on his back.

Looking at it doing nothing, Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea.

"Boss, do you want to make some extra money?"

"What extra money?"

When they heard about making money, the cows and horses stood up immediately.

"It's the vampire girl I mentioned last time. Her blood father left her an inheritance, but she was beaten up by her blood relatives and didn't dare to take it."

"Why don't you go with her and I'll ask her to give you half."

Liu Zheng said.

"The legacy of vampires."

Niuma was a little moved.

As we all know, vampires are not necessarily very strong, but they are definitely very good at surviving.

Even if he is just a viscount, he should have saved a lot of money over the past few hundred years.

"never mind."

After a moment, it shook its big head.

"Huh? Why?"

Liu Zheng was quite surprised.

Have the cows and horses changed their nature?

"Are you afraid that you can't defeat those vampires?"

"Bullshit, let alone the descendants of a few viscounts, even if a vampire count came, I would skewer him and roast him."

Niuma said angrily.

"Then why don't you make money?"

"It's none of your business. How's the rescue going?"

Niuma changed the subject.

"The novelist said it's been done and told me to just wait for Nightingale to contact me."

Liu Zheng replied.

As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang.

When I looked at the caller ID, it was indeed Nightingale.

"Hey?"

He answered the phone.

"I `m coming out."

This time it was the voice of the nightingale.

"Congratulations. How much do you plan to give me as a reward?"

Liu Zheng said straight to the point.

"You are really direct."

The nightingale laughed heartily.

"However, the situation may not be what you think. Come out for a talk."

She said.

"I can't go out without a bill."

"Then I'll ask the Ama to order some takeout."

Nightingale said.

"That's fine. Wait, don't click on the 'Red Witch' board game hall."

Liu Zheng quickly reminded.

"why?"

"Because I don't want to be struck by lightning."

He said with a twitching mouth.

"Well I won't ask you why. Then I'll ask the Ama to move to another place."

Nightingale said.

"Row."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Zheng was thoughtful.

Nightingale just said it twice, and it seemed that both times she asked the Ama to order takeout.

As a wealthy woman planning to open a board game store, she should be richer than the Ama, right?
Is it
He had a bad feeling.

Looking at the cows and horses beside him who were looking expectant, Liu Zheng hesitated for a moment and decided not to say anything for the time being.

So as to avoid getting beaten first and then getting beaten again when you come back.

However, if Niuma doesn't get the money from Nightingale, he might go to help the vampire girl.

"Nightingale came out and asked me to meet for a talk."

Liu Zheng said.

"Yes, yes, let's talk it over. I'll try to make her lose everything."

Niuma patted his shoulders and cheered him up.

"I will try my best."

He didn't dare tell Niu Ma that Nightingale might have lost everything by now.

Not long after, the ghost hand crawled in.

He still looks drunk, and it seems like today is not going to be a good day.

"Boss, do you have any more coffee?"

Liu Zheng sighed and asked.

"what?"

The cows and horses looked as if they had no idea what it was.

"Don't pretend, you must have intercepted it. I just want one cup."

He said.

"That's my cup. Forget it, since you're going to negotiate soon, I'll give it to you."

Niu Ma reluctantly took out a cup of raw coconut latte.

Liu Zheng handed the coffee to Ghost Hand. Ghost Hand stared at him staggeringly, then suddenly grinned, jumped up and patted his head.

Then he left the lounge with his coffee.

"Wow, this guy jumps pretty high."

Niuma said cheerfully.

This guy has a low sense of humor.

Liu Zheng shook his head and looked at the takeout order.

“Dish: 1 serving of mashed potato salad”

"Address: 'Aladdindin' Apartment 1219"

"Time limit: one hour"

No, you guys at the board game parlor are in a fight with Tudou, right?
The birthplace of board games is not Siberia.

Judging from the food, the Ama aren't much richer than the vampire girls.

"Well, this order was wasted again."

He sighed and left the lounge.

Checking the food, the results were not surprising at all.

“Name: Mashed Potato Salad”

"Type: Props"

"Quality: Ordinary"

"Effect: Restore physical strength."

“Note: A mediocre mashed potato salad, but because of the word salad, the price is twice as much as mashed potatoes.”

“Can I take the copy out: No”

"Um"

He always felt that the system note was mocking something, and he had evidence. After packing the food, Liu Zheng rushed to the "Aladdin Ding" apartment.

This destination was completely contrary to the plane tree, so he still didn't go looking for it.

Anyway, that guy also disliked meeting him too often.

The "Aladdinding" apartment is about five kilometers away from the restaurant, and one hour is enough.

So Liu Zheng didn't run, but walked in small steps.

He now had a vest on, money in his pocket, and the essence of the vampire girl in his body, and he felt extremely safe.

Liu Zheng now even expected that someone without any eyes would bump into him so that he could beat him up and vent his anger.

The last time he vented his anger was by killing that bug manager, and now his anger is accumulating again.

Of course, forget about government employees like sprinkler trucks and green vests.

Encountering them will only double your anger.

"Dingling bell~~~"

Liu Zheng suddenly heard a clear ringing sound coming from behind him.

"Huh? There really are people who are blind?"

He looked back and saw a bicycle catching up with him from about a few hundred meters behind him.

The bicycle was very large and its overall shape was very similar to the 28-inch bicycle he had seen when he was a child.

The entire body of the car was painted green, even the seats were painted green.

There was a huge box fixed on the back seat of the car, almost half a person's height.

But this is not too outrageous. In reality, the load-bearing capacity of a 28-meter truck is very strong, and carrying 400 to 500 kilograms is not a problem.

Nowadays, many people in Africa still use it to transport things. They just throw the banana bundles piled into a small mountain onto the back seat, and then ride it up a small slope, feeling as free as the wind.

What was really outrageous was that there was no one in the car seat.

Only two white work gloves were holding the handlebars, and a pair of gray three-jointed leather shoes were stepping on the pedals.

Liu Zheng's eyes narrowed slightly.

In his experience, people like these who don't even look like human beings are more difficult to deal with.

Especially its shape, it looks like a government employee.

Is it the postman?

After weighing it over, Liu Zheng decided to give it a try.

He stepped aside and watched the bicycle get closer and closer until it passed him.

Liu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, and the tentacles holding the teether drooped slightly.

It would be best if there is no conflict, after all, he is a pacifist.

However, Liu Zhengshen's breath that had been let go immediately came back up.

Because the bicycle did not drive away in a cloud of dust, but stopped and waited for him.

Liu Zheng pursed his lips and walked around the bicycle.

"Dingling bell~"

The bell rang again and the bicycle caught up again.

He stopped and the bicycle stopped too.

He walked, and the bicycle moved too.

"No, brother, what do you want to do? Draw a line."

Liu Zheng finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Ding-ling, ding-ling-ling, ding-ling-ding."

The bicycle bell rang out with a long rhythmic sound.

Clearly, this was some kind of coded language, perhaps Morse code or something.

He listened, nodded, and tapped his hooves to the beat.

Finally, the car bell stopped ringing.

"I'm sorry, I didn't understand what you just said."

Liu Zheng spread out his tentacles.

"Jingle Bell!!!"

The man in work gloves was ringing the bell frantically.

Now he understood it without having to understand the coded language; the bicycle was scolding him.

"It's my fault that my knowledge is too narrow and I can't understand your elegant words. How about you condescend to communicate with me in a way that I can understand?"

Liu Zheng said sincerely.

Hearing what he said, the worker's gloves let go of the bell.

After thinking for a while, the bicycle rode in front of Liu Zheng, then turned the front of the bicycle and passed in front of him.

Liu Zheng took a look and saw a black tire mark on the ground.

Then the bike rode next to him again, with the front of the bike level with him.

"You want to race with me? Uh, no, racing?"

Liu Zheng understood now.

"jingle!"

The bicycle responded with a short, excited thump of its bell.

"I'm in a hurry to deliver the takeaway, how about next time?"

He used the tactic of procrastination.

"Jingle Bell!"

The car bells sounded shrilly.

"I really don't have time, can you be unreasonable?"

"Jingle Bell!!!"

The car bells rang louder.

"No, you came here and wanted to compete. How can you compete without even a referee?"

Liu Zheng found an excuse.

"I will be the referee of this urban fastest legend competition!"

A heroic voice came from the sky.

"what?"

He looked up at the sky and saw a huge red dragonfly falling from the sky.

Its entire body is covered with metal shell, and its wings and legs are also made of metal.

But its head is flesh and blood, and it is the head of an old man, but it has dragonfly-like compound eyes.

The red dragonfly landed on the ground with its back to Liu Zheng and the bicycle, and then made an elegant 360° turn on the spot.

"First, never act on impulse!"

"Second, never miss a single bad thing!"

"Third, the refereeing was absolutely fair and beautiful!"

"Referee Robot Dragonfly"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Before the red dragonfly could introduce itself, Liu Zheng interrupted it.

"If you keep talking about this, this book will become a fanfiction."

"Besides, if you become their childhood memory, how great will the psychological trauma be for the children?"

Looking at the red dragonfly's curious head, his eyes twitched.

"It doesn't matter. What matters is that I am the referee of this game."

Red Dragonfly said nonchalantly.

"I didn't agree to compete with it."

"Competitions are like challenges in life. You can't refuse them. You just have to do your best to meet them."

Red Dragonfly said in a very reliable Showa-era voice.

"No, who are you preaching to?"

Liu Zhengxu said with his eyes fixed.

The red dragonfly didn't look at him or the bicycle at all.

"To all the kids in front of the TV."

Red Dragonfly said seriously.

No, I've already said that seeing you will only leave a trauma in children's childhood!
"Forget it. No matter what's going on with you, this game has to happen, right?"

Liu Zheng sighed and asked.

"Yes."

The red dragonfly finally turned its head back.

"Okay, then you guys go with Tindaros."

The curled up tentacles stretched out quickly, and the teether was about to slip out of the hand.

(End of this chapter)