It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 111: If you eat my bottom, will you become a father?

Chapter 111: If you eat my bottom, will you become a father?
"Do I need to run away?"

Liu Zheng sneered.

"I really want to leave, do you think you can stop me?"

He released the curled tentacles, and the golden lava swayed slightly.

"Ah! Xiaobao, run!"

The woman screamed and instinctively jumped up to stand in front of the fat man.

"Relax, I'm not here to destroy your family."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"Go away, we don't need your tutoring anymore."

The woman looked at him warily and said.

"Are you sure?"

"Sure, go away. You are not welcome in our house."

The woman nodded vigorously.

"Okay. This is my phone number, call me if you need anything. Of course, I may not be able to come."

Liu Zheng gave out his number.

The woman had no expression on her face, but her ears were trembling slightly.

"By the way, can you help me get a certificate to prove that I am indeed here to deliver food to you?"

He remembered the security guard at the door and said.

"Don't push yourself too far!"

The woman's eyes became dangerous again.

"Goo~"

The sound of intestinal peristalsis broke the tense atmosphere, but also made it a little awkward.

"Mom, I'm hungry."

The little fat boy touched his belly.

"Just bear with it, little treasure. Mom will cook for you later."

the woman said.

"No! I want takeout."

It seemed that the fat boy became a little bolder because of the presence of outsiders.

His eyes looked at the takeaway box and saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Xiaobao, be obedient. You can't eat that takeaway. Mommy will cook noodles for you later."

Veins throbbed on the woman's forehead, but she managed to suppress her anger.

"I don't want to. I don't want to eat the noodles my mother cooked. They taste terrible."

The little fat boy shook his head like a rattle.

"Chen Xiaobao! Do you want to be beaten?"

The woman finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted.

The little fat boy was frightened. Black tears appeared in the corners of his eyes. The fat on his body was liquefied by fear. He looked like a melting candle.

"stop!"

Liu Zheng couldn't stand it anymore and stopped the farce in front of him.

Both the woman and the fat man looked at him.

"When children are growing up, how can they have the energy to study if they don't have enough to eat?"

He first spoke to the woman.

"Don't tell your mom about your shortcomings when there are others around. If your mom tells other kids about you wetting the bed or pooping your pants, would you be happy?"

He said to the fat boy again.

"I'm sorry, Mom. I was wrong."

The fat man thought about it and said to the woman.

"Good boy, little one."

The woman touched her son's head and felt a little comforted.

"What about the kitchen?"

Liu Zheng said.

"What are you going to do?"

"He thinks your noodles taste bad, so I'll teach you how to make delicious noodles."

He said.

".This way."

For the sake of his bloody restaurant staff, the woman reluctantly believed him and took him to the kitchen.

The kitchen is a typical Chinese kitchen.

Liu Zheng took a quick look and found that there were quite a complete range of things, even several pots.

The poor students have too many stationery.

He opened the refrigerator, took a look at the ingredients inside, and decided what dish he wanted to make.

Stir-fried noodles.

The first step is to peel the tomatoes and cut them into dices.

Step 2: Cut the green onions diagonally and cut them a little thicker. You can cut more green onions.

"Remember, only use the white part of the scallion, not the green part. It is best to dry the scallions with paper after washing them."

Liu Zheng said.

"why?"

"Because the green onions will burn, which doesn't look good. The less water there is in the onions, the easier it will be to release fragrance later."

He explained.

“It doesn’t look good but it doesn’t affect the taste.”

The woman disagreed a little.

"So when you buy fruit, do you choose the good-looking ones or the ugly ones?"

Liu Zheng asked back.

The woman remained silent.

The third step is to beat a few eggs and mix them well, then add oil, turn on the fire and pour in the egg liquid. After frying, serve and set aside.

"You need to put more oil in, and the oil temperature should be higher, and fry the eggs until they are cooked. This way, the eggs will be fragrant." "Isn't the nutritional value of this high?"

The woman questioned again.

"The sewage from the sewer has high nutritional value. Would you like to drink it?"

He said it bluntly.

"Well, you have to be able to do it."

This time the woman was not intimidated by him.

"I can actually make it. The manhole sashimi you ordered was caught by me."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

The woman remained silent again.

Step 4: Add oil and stir-fry the chopped green onion until browned. Then add the tomatoes and stir-fry for about one minute. Pour light soy sauce from the side of the pot (a little more is fine), then pour water and cook.

Step 5. Pour in the fried eggs and continue cooking over high heat.

The last step is to add salt and noodles and continue cooking. The amount of salt and cooking time depends on personal preference.

Liu Zheng didn't know the preferences of the mother and son, so he just took an average.

"Smell it."

he gestured.

"Wow~"

The woman was still pretending to be reserved, but the fat boy just screamed out loud.

"This is too fragrant."

He said in shock.

As long as he could remember, he had never smelled noodles that smelled so good.

"Just kidding, I learned this skill from the executive chef."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

Although he is an executive chef in real life and I watched it through a video.

“Executive Chef at Bloody Restaurant”

The woman looked at him with a softer look.

Remove from heat and serve in bowls.

"I didn't know if your husband was here, so I just cooked for the two of you."

Liu Zheng said.

Although considering they were not supposed to be human, the portion size was twice as big as normal.

"I don't have a husband."

The woman shook her head.

"Uh sorry, I didn't know he passed away."

"No, there is no such person as husband."

The woman explained.

"what?"

Liu Zheng looked at the little fat man.

He doesn't look like a little brother.

"Xiaobao is the wax figure I bought."

The woman stroked the little fat boy's head and watched him eat noodles with a smile on her face.

The little fat boy was sweating while eating. Drops of wax dripped from his forehead along his cheeks into the bowl and were eaten by him.

"Okay, you guys eat. I'm leaving now."

He said.

"Aren't you going to eat?"

the woman asked.

"No, I just like eating instant noodles. I cough when I eat anything else."

Liu Zheng declined.

With his luck value so low, he dared not stay outside for long.

"Could you please give me a proof?"

He said.

"No, you can stay."

The woman's voice suddenly became extremely gentle.

"I have a barrel of wax there."

Countless black hairs grew on her body, two long and sharp fangs protruded from her lips, her fingernails turned dark purple, and her skin turned gray-green.

If she looked like a black panther just now, now she looked more like a zombie.

"Let's not do that. I have so many tentacles, it's a waste of energy."

Liu Zheng declined politely.

"Xiaobao needs a father."

The woman shook her head.

"But he's going to lose a mother."

He released his tentacles, and golden lava was about to splash out at any moment.

"It doesn't matter. He doesn't like me as a mother anyway."

The woman smiled sadly.

The little fat boy was still chewing mechanically at this moment, turning a deaf ear to everything.

“Likes and dislikes are not isolated.”

Liu Zheng said calmly.