Rebirth 2010: I taught Mr. Lei how to make a mobile phone
Chapter 170 Boy Helps Boy
Chapter 170 Boy Helps Boy
"Happy New Year, handsome guy~"
"Uh~ Happy New Year!"
"Here are 200 yuan and happiness that only boys know, which one do you choose?"
"Can I have both?"
"You can only choose one!"
"That's 200 bucks!"
"Well, why don't you consider the happiness that only boys know?"
"Getting 200 yuan for free is my happiness. Can you really take this money away?"
"Okay, here you go!"
Xiao Liu looked at the 200 yuan in his hand and wondered if this handsome man wearing a mask was a fool. Otherwise, it would be hard to explain why he gave away money for free in a shopping mall during the Chinese New Year.
However, Xiao Liu was not in a hurry to leave after getting the money. He was a little curious and secretly followed the mysterious masked man not far away.
I found out that this guy specifically targets boys who are alone. I wonder if he is involved in pyramid schemes or scam videos.
However, when he saw several boys in a row choose to take money like him, this fool took out the money very happily.
In the blink of an eye, 1000 yuan was gone. After investing so much money in pyramid schemes, I didn’t bring back a single person. I will be kicked out of this business by my boss, right?
Later, Xiao Liu's team gradually grew, and many people were curious about where this lunatic came from.
Or maybe they are also waiting for a brave warrior to choose happiness over money.
As a result, the warrior who appeared was a handsome boy. Then this mysterious man took the boy to the underground parking lot.
Xiao Liu and a few fellow Taoists followed with the mentality of doing good deeds. After all, boys have to protect themselves when they go out.
Xiao Liu had taken out his cell phone to call the police, but what happened next ruined their plan.
It turns out that the happiness of boys is to experience the latest Porsche 911, and what is even more outrageous is that the warrior does not have a driver's license.
Xiao Liu looked at the 200 yuan in his hand and suddenly felt it was not worth it. He felt so regretful because he already had a driver's license!
Then they watched the mysterious man and the warrior drive the 911 away at full speed.
Xiao Liu and a few others were left there regretting their decision.
If they knew that experiencing 911 was just the first step, and the subsequent happiness would make them stamp their feet in place, they would have a bad year.
So it is far better not to know some things than to know them, and being kept in the dark is also a kind of happiness.
The mysterious man is of course Chen, the social experimenter, the human-shaped camera, with a DV hanging around his neck.
In fact, starting from the first day of the New Year, he and his grandson Ziwei felt bored during the New Year, so they decided to walk around the streets and do social practice. As long as they could make money and make others happy, they would feel happy.
On the first day of the new year, I ran to the gate of Xidan Shopping Mall and did sit-ups and push-ups. I was paid if I completed a certain number. Both men and women were welcome. I spent more than 10,000 yuan and gained countless emotional value.
On the second day of the Chinese New Year, Chen Mo wore a suit, black leather shoes, white gloves, a mask and sunglasses, pretending to be Sun Ziwei's full-time driver, driving a 911 around.
Then Sun Ziwei, dressed in gaudy clothes and looking big and rough like a scoundrel, went around flirting with pretty girls. When he was rejected, he could only walk back to 911 helplessly. Then Chen Mo came on stage and acted big for his buddy, acting like the young master invited him to get in the car.
Then, one by one, we saw the young ladies starting to perform. Their acting skills were so brilliant that they beat the popular young actresses.
Of course, the final ending is that Chen Mo steps on the accelerator and leaves in a cool manner, leaving the girl disheveled in the wind, which is very satisfying.
The original intention was to make Sun Ziwei realize the reality of society, but in the end, Chen Mo was taught a lesson. In the end, a short and graceful girl seemed to be frightened by the big Sun Ziwei or something, and she actually accepted Sun Ziwei's invitation to dinner, which meant that Chen Mo's performance ended before he even had a chance to do so.
When Sun Ziwei came back in the evening, he said with a silly smile that he had a date later, so he withdrew from the team early and said goodbye to his social practice.
Chen Mo, a single man, was hit by Sun Ziwei with 10,000 critical hits, but as a buddy, Chen Mo still warned him not to reveal his true worth, and tried to contact him as an ordinary person.
Early in the morning on the third day of junior high school, Chen Mo, who was alone and bored, flipped through his cell phone. Because he had always been a ruthless and domineering person before, those good girls were disposable, and he didn't really leave a single contact number.
Only then did Chen Mo realize that the saying "You only regret not having read enough books when you need them" makes sense.
There is no other way, without the company of girls, so we have today's boy helping boy game.
Experiencing the supercar was just the first step. Chen Mo then asked the lucky guy, whom he named Xiao Shuai, a few questions.
Based on his answer, he directly bought a PS3, an Xbox and a backpack of cartridges, and finally came to an Internet cafe near his home, where Chen Mo looked at the recharge activities.
Why isn't there an activity to give away the boss's wife for a top-up of 100,000? I feel a little sad that the boss doesn't know how to do business.
In the end, they could only deal with it according to the highest level of recharging 5,000 and getting 5,000 free. Chen Mo said to Xiao Shuai, "Take out your ID card."
Chen Mo waved his hand and said, "Network administrator, charge 5000."
When the loud speaker in the Internet cafe sounded, "Balance on the card: 1 yuan!", all the players in the Internet cafe exclaimed and stared.
"From now until 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, Mr. Chen will pay for all the consumption in the Internet cafe!"
All the players in the Internet cafe instantly turned into werewolves, shouting, "Boss, you're awesome!" "Boss, Happy New Year!" "Boss, you'll always be 20 centimeters!" There were all kinds of random blessings, and Chen Mo was so happy to hear them.
For only 5,000 yuan, you can experience the live version of the big brother's awesomeness like a tsunami, which is much more cost-effective than the girl's casual words of thanks to the big brother for the gift in the live broadcast room.
We need to seize the opportunity in the next few years while live streaming has not yet appeared, so as to avoid a drastic decline in quality.
Huh? No, I'm rich now, it doesn't matter to me.
Chen Mo reacted
Boys’ happy times are always short. When the two said goodbye, Xiao Shuai said that this was the happiest day of his life and hurriedly asked for his benefactor’s name.
Sitting in 911, Chen Mo put on sunglasses and waved his hand, "Please call me Aladdin!"
After saying that, he stepped on the accelerator and sped away, leaving behind a trail of exhaust fumes.
In the following days, Chen Mo took some time off and found a well-known decoration company in Beijing to renovate all his houses in Huaqing Jiayuan. As the party A, he made a request to the decoration company, which was to use Ziroom's standardized furniture and appliances to meet the standard of move-in ready. As long as they had the money, they would even build a palace.
Afterwards, Chen Mo cut the Gordian knot and simply paid the money and let them worry about it themselves. He would then just check on the interim results regularly!
I repeated the same trick for the rest of the time, picking a lucky person every day, fulfilling all the wishes that could be realized with money, and filming it with a DV.
When I wake up in the daytime, I smile to you.
At night, I lie drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman. Life is so happy~
Chen Mo decided to carry out such a social practice activity every Chinese New Year. Happiness and joy are contagious, so why not do it?
But happy times are always short-lived.
In a blink of an eye, it was the sixth day of the Lunar New Year, and Chen Mo received a call from Lei Jun, which meant that his vacation was over and it was time to get down to business.
The call was asking him to go to his house for a simple meal and discuss important matters.
In fact, this was also part of the previous plan.
It would be bad to go to someone's house for dinner during Chinese New Year and go empty-handed, so Chen Mo thought about it and decided to go to Shin Kong Place to buy some New Year's goods.
When Lei Jun opened the door of his villa, he saw a brand new blue 911 driving in. When the car stopped, he looked around the 911 with interest and joked, "You have a good eye. This car is really beautiful!"
"Yeah, I think so too. Why don't we wait until Xiaomi's mobile phone business is well developed and then build a car?"
Lei Jun thought about it for a while, then shook his head, "We haven't even started building a mobile phone yet, so we should not aim too high."
Chen Mo opened the trunk, holding bags of different sizes in his left and right hands, and a box under his arm.
"Come over and give a hand quickly, you are so short-sighted." Since they were not in the company or in a private occasion, Chen Mo and Lei Jun were not shy.
Lei Jun took a quick look and was surprised to see that they were all clothes and supplies for babies and young children. In other words, 911 couldn't be installed there. Otherwise, with Chen Mo's personality, he would probably have packed up the baby store as well.
"I've heard you say before that your sister-in-law is pregnant, so why don't you buy some things for me? Don't complain about it being too little~"
With the help of their aunt, the three of them took two trips to move the things home.
But Lei Jun was a little confused. "Why are these all things for girls? Can't I give birth to a son?"
Chen Mo patted his chest and guaranteed, "Don't worry, in our line of work, there are no sons, but we can't be so absolute, so 90% of them are daughters, believe me!"
Otherwise, how can we say that in order to narrow the gender gap in society and promote a harmonious society, IT practitioners have paid too much.
"Yeah, I also think a daughter is good. If I really give birth to a boy, my head will hurt."
"Your house is really spacious. It would take about 800 meters to walk from south to north, right?"
"It's not that exaggerated, it's just normal size."
"Where is my sister-in-law? She's such a discerning person, I have to meet her in person." Chen Mo looked around, feeling curious but a little nervous.
"I heard you were coming, so I cooked for you. You are so honored. Sometimes I don't even get this treatment at home. Turn left in front and you will see the kitchen. Wrong, that's the bathroom! It's at the back."
Later, Chen Mo finally met Lei Jun's legendary first love Zhang Tong.
Zhang Tong's appearance is not that of a stunning beauty, but she is very attractive and her short hair makes her look very capable. As she is pregnant, she exudes the glow of motherhood and her facial lines become softer. At first glance, she is a gentle but strong wife. Otherwise, how can we say that Lei Jun is so blessed?
The following meal was a great success for both the host and the guests. During the meal, Chen Mo talked about some past events and also learned about some unknown private stories of Lei Jun, especially how he completed a 2-year course in 4 years at university.
For example, it doesn’t matter if you don’t understand the front part, you can just jump to the back part. Once you have mastered the knowledge in the back part, you will naturally be able to apply what you have learned in the front part.
Some principles are actually the same, whether it is studying, working or starting a business.
After the meal, not only did Chen Mo become closer to Lei Jun, he also recognized a sister. That’s right, not a sister-in-law, but a sister!
When the party was about to end, Zhang Tong even said, "Xiao Mo, if Lei Jun dares to bully you, you have my phone number, tell me secretly, and I will punish him by making him kneel on the washboard."
Although it was a bit of a joke, it showed that she got along well with this younger brother. After all, there's no telling what liking someone is.
"Sister Tong, please don't. Old-fashioned washboards are too hard to find these days. Besides, a billionaire CEO has to maintain his dignity when he goes out!"
Lei Jun just showed gratitude when he heard this, and then he heard the boy say, "Durian and keyboard are both common, and they are more lethal, so you can still refer to them."
Damn, Lei Jun directly filled Chen Mo's glass with wine, then raised his own small wine glass and said, "Come on, Xiao Mo, let's drink!" After saying that, he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.
Wow, sneak attack, right? "Sister Tong, look at Brother Jun, you can ask someone to buy durian~"
Although it was a joke, Chen Mo still finished the wine in his glass.
There were three people at the dinner. Zhang Tong couldn't drink, so the two of them finished a bottle of Moutai, which Lei Jun said was from 82.
After three rounds of drinks and having eaten and drunk almost enough, the two of them luckily still remembered their business.
Then Lei Jun asked Zhang Tong to bring the camera from home to take a picture of him and his brother.
However, the result of the photo was somewhat disappointing. In the photo, Lei Jun and Chen Mo were arm in arm, toasting each other. The former was in very good condition, with a flushed face, wandering eyes and a distracted look, and it was obvious that he was a little drunk, while Chen Mo's face was pale and his eyes were clear.
"Okay, the more I drink, the paler my face will be. I'll get into shape later." Chen Mo took a deep breath and did twenty push-ups in one breath.
After the intense exercise, Chen Mo's face turned red. He made an OK gesture to Sister Tong and tilted his head slightly, making his facial expression deliberately softer.
Click, the picture freezes.
Lei Jun and Chen Mo looked at the photos in the camera and were very satisfied with the results!
After dinner, the two of them each held a cup of sobering tea and went to Lei Jun’s study.
Some things should come to an end.
The two chatted until midnight that day, and Chen Mo simply stayed at Lei Jun's house.
The next day, the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, there was only one day left until the release date of Xiaomi mobile phone.
After getting up early in the morning and drinking millet porridge, the two went into the study to organize and perfect the details of what they had discussed last night.
Near noon, Chen Mo looked at Lei Jun and said, "Brother Jun, I sent it~"
"Send it."
“I’m really rich!”
"I've already sent it, hurry up~"
Chen Mo looked at the Weibo content he had written, pressed the mouse button, and clicked publish.
Thanks to "MildAsMay" for the reward~ The boss is generous~orz~
(End of this chapter)
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