Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 99 was typed by hand, which was a bit of a struggle.
A black blob burst from the ground, glaring angrily at the light curtain in the sky.

Black Zetsu was very angry.

Otsutsuki Ichiraku?
My mother is a single goddess.

Also, on the screen, Yile's wife is acting crazy.

Crazy or erratic?

"How dare you!" Black Zetsu gritted his teeth.

If he could do it, he really wanted to tear the light barrier to shreds and find out whoever created it and kill them.

However, that 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku' from Konoha is probably not simple; we should keep a close eye on him.

As he pondered this, he used his Mayfly Technique to secretly make his way towards Konoha.

Go to Konoha to gather intelligence.

……

The introduction of Ichiraku Otsutsuki on the light screen left the Third Hokage both surprised and uncertain.

In addition, the third generation also gave a wry smile.

Scared to death?

This will further diminish his prestige.

Yan and Xiaochun were probably unhappy too! They were so scared that they picked them up.

Danzo, on the other hand, performed the best, though he was a little pale.

Suddenly, the light curtain vanished into thin air.

Although the light curtain disappeared, the effects it caused did not.

The Yile Noodle Shop was packed with people.

The elderly, children, ninjas, and ordinary people—a large group of people were curious whether the Otsutsuki Ichiraku mentioned on the screen was real.

The strongest ninja in the world?
The Sage of Six Paths' father?

If this is true, he'd be a real powerhouse!

By latching onto such a powerful figure, we can practically take off!

Those who had previously been on good terms with Shouda were all excited.

Did you unknowingly build a good relationship with a big shot?

Teda opened his eyes, but there was no Nine-Tomoe Rinne Sharingan.

He was hurriedly explaining.

As for the claim that he is the husband of the goddess of the rabbit and the father of the Sage of Six Paths, that's all nonsense. He's just an ordinary person who can make ramen.

Making the most delicious ramen in the world was his lifelong pursuit.

"Excuse me, excuse me!"

Kayle pulled Kakashi through the crowd and came to Tetsuya.

There was a member of the Hyuga clan and a member of the Uchiha clan nearby.

You can see that several Hyuga clan leaders also rolled their eyes at their opponents.

Not all the Uchiha clan members around had awakened the Sharingan; only a portion had, some with one tomoe and some with two, but no one with three tomoe was seen.

Kakashi lifted his headband, revealing his Sharingan.

Kakashi's Sharingan appears to be three-tomoe, but Kakashi knows it is actually a Mangekyou Sharingan.

Because he doesn't have Uchiha bloodline and his chakra reserves aren't particularly large, it's quite difficult for him to unleash the full power of this Mangekyou Sharingan.

Kakashi was somewhat helpless. This was really reckless. If the person he was talking about was a powerful figure, directly using his Byakugan and Sharingan to spy on them would be offensive. If he angered the powerful figure, things would be terrible.

However, now that pairs of Byakugan and Sharingan are watching Teji, Teji shows no sign of life.

However, under the scrutiny of all the Byakugan and Sharingan, Teji was just an ordinary person with no chakra fluctuations.

Several ninjas wearing animal masks mingled in the crowd, appearing to be members of the Anbu, but in reality, they were members of Root under Danzo's command.

Danzo also attaches great importance to 'Otsutsuki Ichiraku', and the level of importance he attaches to is tentatively set at S level.

The Root ninjas came to investigate, which was also a mission given by Danzo.

But as things stand, Shouda is just an ordinary person.

However, can Konoha's existing Byakugan and Sharingan really see through the disguise of a man who mastered the true meaning of chakra 10 years ago?
Collecting hand-cracked cells was an S-rank mission that Danzo assigned to these Root ninjas.

Of course, one should act according to circumstances. If things become unworkable, it is permissible to abandon the task.

In short, the root organization must not provoke the wrath of the hand.

If Hand-Strike is indeed a powerful figure, and that figure becomes dissatisfied with Root, the consequences might be something Danzo could not possibly bear.

Even if only 0.1% of the information about the manual typing on the screen is true, the Root organization still can't deal with it.

Therefore, Danzo, who has always been extreme, sought stability this time.

In fact, Danzo wasn't the only one in Konoha who had a strong interest in hand-to-hand combat cells.

As for the entire ninja world, even more people are interested in attacking cells.

"Lord Ichiraku, would you be so kind as to give me some pointers on martial arts?" Kai bowed respectfully, requesting guidance from the master.

Even Konoha's Blue Beast set aside its arrogance in front of Ichiraku Otsutsuki.

In Kai's eyes, the man in front of him was the Sage of Six Paths' biological father!

Even a casual word of advice from such a big shot would be incredibly beneficial to him!
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Why can't you believe him? He's really just an ordinary person!
What qualifications does he have to instruct Might Guy on physical techniques?

Need I say more about Kai's physical skills?

Guy's father, Might Dai, was a perennial genin who was not good at ninjutsu or genjutsu, but he devoted himself to taijutsu and trained in taijutsu for 20 years.

Originally, the villagers didn't care about Dai, but during the Third Shinobi World War, when the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist surrounded Guy, Genma Shiranui, and Ebisu's team, Dai opened the Death Gate of the Eight Gates, exhausted his chakra, and sacrificed himself, but also killed four of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist. Only three escaped. After this battle, the village's higher-ups also began to pay attention to taijutsu.

The Eight Gates Formation developed by Might Guy was also listed as a forbidden technique.

The conditions for mastering the Eight Gates Formation are extremely demanding; one must be a master of physical combat.

However, the cost of using the Eight Gates Formation is also very high. The cost increases with each additional gate opened. When the eighth gate, the Gate of Death, is opened, death is certain.

There are many ways to gain great power by overdrawing one's life force, not just the Eight Gates Formation.

Like the Akimichi clan's Red Chili Pepper Pill, which can enhance one's chakra by 100 times, but taking it will also overload the body and lead to death.

Secret medicine, secret techniques...

"Sorry, I can only make ramen," Teuchi said.

"Can I learn how to make ramen from you?" Kai was not one to give up easily.

Youth is not something to be given up easily.

The screen clearly stated that the hand-made ramen combines chakra with ramen to create a special kind of ramen.

Kai saw this as a test from the big boss.

After a moment's hesitation, Shouda was happy to teach Kai how to make ramen.

Next, many onlookers eagerly wanted to learn how to make ramen from Shouda.

Seeing a large group of people around him wanting to learn how to make ramen, Shouda was completely dumbfounded.

However, I'm happy to teach anyone who's willing to learn how to make ramen.

……

Yi Le Noodle Shop.

A large group of people were queuing.

There are people lining up to eat ramen, and there are people lining up to learn how to make ramen.

Although I'm willing to teach you how to make noodles for free, everyone who comes to learn how to make noodles voluntarily pays tuition, 0.1 taels per person per small task.

Originally, the price was set at over 10 taels per person per hour, but we felt that was too much. Since no one is willing to learn how to make ramen for free, let's set it at 0.1 taels per person per hour!

In addition, all ramen at the store is on sale for half price.

After all, Shouda is an honest person.

I wasn't thinking about making too much money, just enough to earn a little is fine.

What frustrates Tsuda is that those who come to learn how to make ramen all ask how to better integrate chakra and ramen, and some even have wildly imaginative questions about whether there is a ramen-style ninjutsu that can be activated using ramen.

Some people also subtly hinted at the Nine-Tomoe Rinne Sharingan.

There were tests, both overt and covert, and attempts to spy...

Now, any information related to manual typing is in high demand and selling well.

(End of this chapter)