Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 97 Otsutsuki Ichiraku?
He was the strongest person in the ninja world, lurking in Konoha Village, watching the changing world unfold. Even the Infinite Tsukuyomi was nothing to him; he wouldn't even bother to look at it, let alone get injured...

Black Zetsu, hidden somewhere in the ninja world, also widened his eyes.

what?
Is Infinite Tsukuyomi not worth mentioning?
Does Konoha harbor such a terrifying existence?

The person hailed as the strongest in the ninja world by the light screen couldn't possibly be the 'Strongest Hokage,' could he? So, who is it?

How much impact will this have on his 'save his mother' plan?

Although it could be a prank by the light screen, it shouldn't be ignored.

Moreover, the pranks about the light screen are more or less based on some truth.

Therefore, he is definitely not a simple character.

……

Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, sealed inside the moon, was also filled with doubt and uncertainty.

Could it be Ōtsutsuki Isshiki?
In ancient times, she and Otsutsuki Isshiki came to this planet as partners to plant the Divine Tree, but she betrayed the Otsutsuki clan and attacked Isshiki.

It's very likely that Isshiki didn't die and is lurking somewhere in the ninja world.

The Otsutsuki clan will eventually send people to this planet again.

Therefore, she created the White Zetsu army to fight against the Otsutsuki clan from beyond the heavens.

Unfortunately, Hagoromo and Hamura betrayed her.

Her two sons joined forces to seal her away, which saddened her greatly.

I've raised two ungrateful wretches!

Suddenly, Kaguya looked completely bewildered.

She, the progenitor of chakra in the ninja world, was full of question marks.

[Otsutsuki Ichiraku, Kaguya's husband, the father of the Six Paths, and the first man to unlock the true meaning of chakra 10 years ago,]

He planted the sacred tree with his own hands.

Because of his overwhelming power, he had become the god of the Otsutsuki clan. Seeing his wife Kaguya's erratic behavior, he could only silently leave, taking the alias Teuchi and starting a ramen business in Konoha. He perfectly combined ramen with chakra, and it was precisely because Naruto ate a lot of his special Ichiraku Ramen that he was able to become the Seventh Hokage.

Why didn't Itachi and Kisame, members of the Akatsuki, dare to enter Ichiraku Takumi's shop after infiltrating Konoha? Because they sensed the fear of the Otsutsuki clan while fighting the Seven Warriors, they slunk away.

[When Pain destroyed Konoha, why were all the shops destroyed? When Ibiki ordered food for Karin, his subordinates told him that only Ichiraku Ramen was still open? This clearly shows that Pain's Rinnegan sensed the fear of being controlled by Ichiraku, which is why he didn't dare to act.]

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Kaguya: ? ? ?
She... has a husband? How come she didn't know?

Meanwhile, Hagoromo Otsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths in the Pure Land, was also completely bewildered. What? When did he get a biological father?
The spirit of Hamura Otsutsuki, drifting through the ninja world: ? ? ?

She planted a divine tree, and when it bore fruit, she ate the fruit and ended the chaotic world, becoming known as the 'Goddess of the Rabbit,' even though she was an ascetic.

The reason she conceived two sons was due to 'everyone's blessings'.

Is it strange for a deity to conceive through a feeling?

You could get pregnant from stepping on a footprint, having a dream, or eating a fruit.

As for Black Zetsu, although he is her third son, he is actually her will, a special life form, which is why he can live forever.

In her memory, there was no one named Otsutsuki Ichiraku.

The Otsutsuki God? That has always been the pursuit of the Otsutsuki clan!
It was one thing to make fun of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha before, but now they're making fun of her too. The absurdity of the light screen is getting more and more outrageous.

"I hate this! Once I'm free, I'll definitely destroy this light barrier!" Kaguya rolled her eyes.

……

Konoha.

All eyes were immediately drawn to Ichiraku Ramen.

Is the hand-typed character the Sage of Six Paths' biological father?

Kaguya Otsutsuki, the goddess of the rabbit, is husband of Ichiraku Otsutsuki?
The hand that was watching the light screen was already in a complete mental blank.

To him, this was utterly absurd—it was ridiculous beyond belief.

Then, his hands and legs went weak, and he collapsed to the ground.

The father's daughter, Changpu, rushed over and looked at her father in disbelief.

At this moment, the entire ninja world was practically in an uproar.

Somewhere in the Land of Water, Kisame Hoshigaki fell into deep thought.

He joined the Akatsuki organization? And he was partnered with Madara Uchiha?

……

Jiraiya's expression was extremely solemn.

Pain destroys Konoha?

Given the power of the Rinnegan, this is not impossible.

As for Ichiraku Otsutsuki? That's definitely a parody.

"Nagato and Konan's ideas are too extreme," Jiraiya thought to himself.

By seizing control of the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, taking in Konoha's S-rank rogue ninja, and then revealing through the light screen that Pain would destroy Konoha in the future, isn't this forcing Konoha to declare war on the Akatsuki?
The Akatsuki organization controlled Amegakure and represented the Land of Rain.

If Konoha were to go to war with Akatsuki, the consequences would be... unimaginable!

Peace is a precious thing that is hard-won.

Once war breaks out, countless ninjas and ordinary people will die, and countless families will be torn apart.

How much hatred did the three Shinobi World Wars breed? How many tragedies did they brew?

We've finally achieved peace, so we absolutely mustn't let it be broken!
For the peace of the ninja world, Jiraiya was willing to risk everything; that was his ninja way.

On the path of peace, Jiraiya's life is nothing more than a cheap commodity.

Just as Jiraiya was deep in thought, Konan went to see Nagato.

Nagato's brows were also furrowed.

He controls the Six Paths of Pain, which means that he will control the Six Paths of Pain to destroy Konoha in the future.

Facing Konan's gaze, Nagato remained calm, saying indifferently, "How many floors do you have to carry a bag of rice up? (Feel the pain), how many floors do you have to carry a bag of rice up? (Accept the pain), how many floors did I wash with a bag of rice? (Understand the pain), how much mud did I wash with a bag of rice? (Those who don't understand pain), and that pile of black socks, wow! (They can't understand true peace)~"

Xiao Xiaozhi, the White Tiger, the Rich Woman, the Hidden Angel in the Rain, Nan: I understand!

While she understands, Xiao Nan also has concerns.

Konoha will definitely declare war on Akatsuki!
First of all, the importance of tailed beasts to ninja villages goes without saying. Currently, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki of Konoha is in Amegakure.

Konoha would definitely declare war just for the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki!
In Konan's opinion, if she were the Hokage, she would definitely declare war on Akatsuki.

In addition, Itachi Uchiha was an S-rank rogue ninja of Konoha, but is now an apprentice of Akatsuki.

Furthermore, Itachi was also nominally a Jonin in Amegakure.

Taking in rogue ninjas from other villages is undoubtedly a provocation, and no ninja village would stand idly by!
Now, the light screen says that Pain will destroy Konoha in the future.

What else is there to say?

In Konan's view, Konoha's declaration of war against Akatsuki is 100% certain.

Even if the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki were returned to Konoha now, Konoha would still declare war on Akatsuki!

Alternatively, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki plus Pain's corpse might be enough to make Konoha abandon its declaration of war.

As for Ah Wei's claim that the Third Hokage wouldn't start a war, Konan didn't quite believe it.

Even now, the Third Hokage still hasn't declared war on Akatsuki? How is that possible?

(End of this chapter)