Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 9 Forgive me, Sass...

A few days later, the reappearance of the light screen immediately attracted a lot of attention in the ninja world.

After the Third Shinobi World War, the shinobi world was relatively peaceful, with only small-scale skirmishes, but undercurrents were still swirling.

The mysterious light screen, and the information it reveals, are things that cannot be ignored.

Many people investigated the light barrier, including ninjas, ordinary people, and even White Zetsu, but the information they gathered was far too little.

Now that the light screen has reappeared, many people have taken action.

While closely monitoring the situation, we are also exploring various methods.

In Konoha, for example, the Sharingan, the Byakugan...

Inside the Konoha Ninja Academy, a group of kids are learning how to throw kunai.

Sasuke Uchiha won first place again, which made Naruto very unhappy.

A group of little girls were staring at Sasuke, completely smitten.

However, when the light screen appeared, all the children looked at it.

At that moment, an image appeared on the screen, but it wasn't Danzo; instead, it was...

He has a handsome face, deep nasolabial folds, a Konoha ninja headband on his forehead, and wears a black trench coat embroidered with red clouds.

"Nii-san?" Sasuke's eyes widened.

It's his older brother, Uchiha Itachi.

But he looks a few years older than the current Itachi Uchiha, and... there are scratches on his headband, which is...

A rogue ninja?

In addition, Itachi Uchiha in the picture is spitting blood, like a candle flickering in the wind.

As Itachi Uchiha walked forward step by step, another figure appeared on the screen. It was Sasuke, who looked a few years older than he did now.

Furthermore, Itachi Uchiha's eyes were not three-tomoe jade, but rather had a windmill-like pattern.

The legendary eyes of the Uchiha clan?
Forgive me, Sass, this is the last time...

In the scene, Itachi Uchiha smiles, then inserts his right index and middle fingers into Sasuke's nostrils... picking at them...

Sasuke:? ? ?
[Sasuke: My stupid brother, you picked my nose and expect me to forgive you?]

[Uchiha Itachi: Little brother, if you want to kill me, then hate me! Resent me! Then live a wretched life, keep running away, keep running away, as long as you can survive, and then when you have eyes like mine~]

Sakura: Sass's brother is such a pervert.

Ino: Yes, that's really perverted.

"An older brother who likes to pick his younger brother's nose? Sasuke is quite pitiful." Naruto looked at Sasuke and muttered to himself.

Sasuke was furious. The screen was full of lies, and his brother wouldn't pick his nose.

……

Konoha, Police Department, Uchiha Itachi remained silent.

Fugaku Uchiha approached him: "Those kaleidoscopes on the light screen... are they real?"

The light screen revealed quite a lot of information.

Although it's a bit unconventional.

Fugaku knew the story about the eldest son picking the younger son's nose was nonsense.

Putting aside the element of parody, is the light screen foreshadowing the future?

Itachi Uchiha remained silent, but Fugaku already understood.

Therefore, the information revealed by the light screen appears more credible.

So, a few years later, Itachi became a rogue ninja?

Sasuke on the screen seemed to hate Itachi very much.

Picking his nose is definitely a joke, and even if it were real, Sasuke wouldn't hate Itachi that much. So, what did Itachi do?
The family is plotting a rebellion.

The rebellion failed?
...At the Konoha izakaya, Tsunade and Jiraiya were drinking when they suddenly heard someone outside say that a light screen had appeared. Tsunade immediately ran out, with Jiraiya following closely behind.

When Tsunade and Jiraiya saw Itachi picking Sasuke's nose on the screen, they both looked at each other strangely.

But Itachi Uchiha's eyes and the headband of a rogue ninja are enough to make one ponder.

Knowing that the light screen was not simple, it seems I underestimated it.

"Perhaps, the light screen can truly see into the past and the future." Jiraiya was unusually serious.

Based on the information we have, this light screen is likely a projection of the entire ninja world.

So, is there a being controlling the light screen? If so, what kind of being is it? It must surpass even the God of Shinobi and the Asura of the Shinobi World! Comparable to the legendary Sage of Six Paths?

The Land of Rain is a small country where it rains all year round. It borders several countries, including the Land of Fire, the Land of Wind, and the Land of Earth, which are among the five great nations.

During the three Shinobi World Wars, the Land of Rain became a battlefield.

Currently, the Land of Rain is under lockdown, so the outside world knows very little about it.

Although it is a small country, the Land of Rain also has a ninja village called Amegakure (Rain Ninja Village).

During the Second Shinobi World War, Amegakure also performed remarkably, thanks to its leader Hanzo, who was known as a demigod. After the deaths of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, Hanzo developed a sense of self-confidence, believing himself to be invincible.

During the First Shinobi World War, the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, also died in battle, and Hanzo became even more arrogant.

Therefore, during the Second Shinobi World War, Hanzo wanted to single-handedly transform Amegakure into a major ninja village, changing the ninja world's landscape and increasing the number of ninja villages from five to six. Then, Amegakure would face Sand Village, Amegakure would face Konoha...

Aside from defeating the Land of Iron, the war between Amegakure and the major ninja villages was a complete disaster. However, Hanzo did not lose and even bestowed the titles of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha upon Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya on the battlefield.

The disappearance of the Third Kazekage triggered the Third Shinobi World War, drawing the Land of Rain into the conflict.

The land of Rain is now in chaos.

The demigod had grown old, lost his willpower, and become much weaker.

They used to be able to suppress the Legendary Sannin of Konoha, but now, it's not easy to defeat any of them.

However, Hanzo is still regarded by ninjas as the pinnacle of the ninja world.

Those who know Hanzo know that he is a confident yet suspicious person who is used to operating in the shadows. He is cautious, well-versed in the art of cunning, and will not underestimate his opponents, even if they are not well-known.

Hanzo couldn't see the light screen last time, but this time, he could.

Upon seeing Itachi Uchiha on the screen, besides noticing his Mangekyou Sharingan, Hanzo was also drawn to the black trench coat embroidered with red clouds.

At this moment, Hanzo felt uneasy.

……

Somewhere in the Land of Rain.

At the Akatsuki base, Nagato, sitting in a wheelchair, and Konan, standing beside him, both stared in astonishment at the light screen.

"Will Fugaku Uchiha's eldest son, Itachi Uchiha, join Akatsuki in the future?" Konan turned to look at Nagato.

"Perhaps!" Nagato said calmly.

For Nagato, killing Hanzo and taking control of the Land of Rain is the most important thing next.

The Six Paths of Pain are also ready.

So, next up is Amegakure...

How many floors can you carry a bag of rice up?
……

The scene on the screen shifts to Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki teaming up for a mission, fighting against Kurenai Yuhi, Asuma, Kakashi... Then Naruto, Sasuke, and Jiraiya appear...

It looks quite messy.

Afterwards, at the Valley of the End, Naruto stood atop Hashirama Senju's head, and Sasuke stood atop Madara Uchiha's head, and a fateful duel unfolded.

"Sasuke, I'm going to bring you back to the village, even if it means breaking your arms and legs, cracking your ribs, and blowing your head off!" Naruto shouted.

"You loser, come and try if you dare!" Sasuke smirked.

However, the group looking at the light screen were bewildered.

(End of this chapter)