Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 68 Haven't seen you for a few days, and you've gotten so bloated?
Deep within the Forest of Death, space distorted, and Obito emerged from the Kamui Dimension.

They thought controlling Kai with illusion magic would be a piece of cake, especially since Kai had expended a lot of energy during training, but they failed.

Seeing Kakashi again evoked mixed feelings in him.

Knowing that Rin's death was orchestrated by Madara Uchiha, he felt very guilty and no longer hated Kakashi's incompetence as much.

After all, Kakashi did his best.

It's all Madara's fault.

The Uchiha clan, inherently evil, refers to Madara.

"Hey, Obito, haven't seen you for days, you've gotten so bloated?" A playful laugh rang out behind Obito.

Obito turned around and saw Wei.

Although Obito didn't quite understand what Awei was saying, he knew it wasn't anything good.

"Where is Black Zetsu?" Obito asked Black Zetsu as soon as he opened his mouth.

After all, Obito believed that Black Zetsu was Madara's will.

Madara is long dead, and Obito can't go to the Pure Land with his sword, so he can only take his anger out on Madara's will.

He insisted on killing Black Zetsu no matter what.

I cannot rest until I kill Black Zetsu.

Obito's reaction was exactly what Awei had expected.

"I don't know about that, but I do know one thing: you can't kill Black Zetsu right now," Awei said casually, shrugging.

But I didn't lie to Obito.

I really don't know Black Zetsu's current location.

Even with his Mangekyou Sharingan and Wood Release, Obito is absolutely unable to kill Black Zetsu at present.

Black Zetsu is the will of Kaguya Otsutsuki and possesses an immortal body.

Tu Zi didn't like hearing that.

He can't kill Black Zetsu?

Although Black Zetsu is rather strange, Tu Zi doesn't think Black Zetsu is that strong.

Judging from Tu Zi's reaction, Awei knew that this guy had underestimated Black Zetsu.

Even Madara Uchiha was outmaneuvered by Black Zetsu.

In Awei's opinion, the best way to deal with Black Zetsu is through sealing techniques.

By the way, I wonder if I could get a Black Zetsu Jinchuriki.

Or, what would happen if Black Zetsu were to use the Reaper Death Seal?

I'm really curious about it, I definitely want to try it if I have the chance.

Looking at the sky, the light curtain will appear tomorrow.

Due to system upgrades, the number of live streams has increased and the duration has been extended, so the light screen will remain on for a longer period tomorrow.

Ah Wei is having a good time in the ninja world, but his terminal illness is still not cured!

You also need to acquire chakra emotion points.

Operating in the ninja world as a White Zetsu feels like playing an online game.

In the 'single-player online game', everyone except Ah Wei is an NPC.

"Let's make a deal. I'll help you find Black Zetsu, and you give me the Whirlpool White Zetsu," Awei said with a smile.

Whirlpool White Zetsu is a special existence among White Zetsu. It was not transformed from ancient humans, but was cultivated by Madara using Hashirama cells.

Nowadays, Whirlpool is definitely not as strong as Awei, but if he hadn't appeared, Whirlpool would have been the most powerful White Zetsu.

"Abi?" Obito pondered.

For Obito, Tobi was also a comrade.

Aside from being a bit stupid and having a penchant for studying poop, Obito thought Tobi was pretty good.

"What is your purpose?" Tu Zi asked.

"Hashirama cells? Of course, even without that vortex, I have other methods. Orochimaru and Danzo both have collected Hashirama cells. By the way, you have some too~" Awei looked at Obito with a smile.

Awei's gaze made Obito feel extremely uncomfortable.

Obito felt even more apprehensive. Ah Wei's strength was already formidable; if he were to obtain Hashirama's cells, he would likely become even more powerful.

Although the two are currently in a cooperative relationship, Obito does not want Wei to be too strong.

Actually, if it's just Hashirama cells, it doesn't have to be Tobi, but Tobi is a White Zetsu!
Of all the White Zetsu cultured from interstitial cells, only Tobi exists now.

If Ah Wei intends to devour Ah Fei, then the pitcher plant mode will definitely become much stronger.

Furthermore, with Hashirama's cells, Wood Release can be made even more powerful. Moreover, Tobi possesses a considerable amount of important information.

“Whirlpool is a staunch supporter of Black Zetsu; there’s no possibility of her turning against him,” Awei said calmly.

As for Obito's plans, it's not hard for Awei to guess.

Sensing a large group of Konoha ninja approaching, Awei immediately used the Mayfly Technique to escape.

In the blink of an eye, Awei's presence had completely vanished.

Obito then entered the Kamui dimension.

……

Hokage Building.

The F4 are all there, along with many clan leaders from various ninja families.

Kakashi and Guy were also there.

Kai wasn't feeling well, and Kakashi was supporting him.

Now, this large group of people are meeting to discuss the masked man.

Kai had fought the masked man and gathered some information during the battle, which he is now revealing without reservation.

"Kakashi, do you know the identity of that masked man?" Danzo suddenly asked Kakashi.

"I don't know."

As for feeling that the masked man was somewhat familiar, and having a subtle feeling when they looked at each other with their Sharingan, Kakashi didn't say anything.

Even excluding Obito, Kakashi was still confused.

"Based on the intelligence we have now, the masked man's infiltration this time was intended to control Kai using illusion magic," Mitokado Homura stated his opinion.

"What are you going to do with controlling Guy? Are you going to use Guy to destroy Konoha?" Koharu Utatane asked, puzzled.

"Perhaps it's related to the Naruto chat group," the Third Hokage suddenly said.

Currently, Guy is not considered a particularly outstanding ninja in Konoha.

The masked man previously controlled the Nine-Tails, causing considerable damage to Konoha.

However, if Kaira were to be controlled to destroy Konoha, the Third Hokage did not believe that it would cause much damage to the village.

As for using Kaira to gather important information about Konoha, that's overthinking it.

After much thought, the Third Hokage concluded that it was probably related to the Naruto chat group.

After all, Guy is a member of the Naruto chat group.

"I think so too. The masked man has quite an appetite," Danzo said with a sinister smile.

The Naruto chat group appeared on the light screen, which is a projection of the ninja world by a higher-dimensional being. From this perspective, is the masked man coveting the power of a higher dimension?
In fact, Danzo also coveted it.

Compared to higher-dimensional powers, the Mangekyou Sharingan, Wood Release, and even the Rinnegan are insignificant.

However, the power of higher dimensions is not easily acquired.

At this moment, someone asked about Naruto.

The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki cannot be lost, but he has been kidnapped and must be rescued.

Suspecting that Naruto was kidnapped by people from Kumogakure, they have secretly sent spies infiltrated into Kumogakure to investigate.

The Third Hokage mentioned Jiraiya.

Jiraiya often travels around 'gathering information', investigating Orochimaru in hopes of bringing him back to the village, and also collecting intelligence.

……

At the brothel, Jiraiya was surrounded by women on both sides, drinking and enjoying himself.

However, Jiraiya was not in a good mood.

Minato was his most prized disciple.

Jiraiya was also worried when he learned that Minato's son had been kidnapped.

The third generation contacted him through secret channels, asking him to help with the investigation. In fact, he would have investigated even without the third generation's instructions.

As long as Naruto is found, Jiraiya will definitely bring Naruto back to Konoha.

Even if Naruto were kidnapped by a major ninja village, Jiraiya would still infiltrate and rescue him.

After resting briefly at the brothel, Jiraiya continued on his journey.

Not long after, Jiraiya discovered a snake, which spat out a small scroll.

"Orochimaru?"

(End of this chapter)