Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 55 Hashirama: Can that Nine-Tails thing really kill people?

In the Naruto chat group, apart from Mei Qian who was impersonating Obito, everyone else was a member.

The 99 group members are divided into two types: living beings and the dead.

It is not limited to humans; beings of other species can also join, such as the immortals of the three holy lands.

The live stream on the screen continued, while the group chat remained lively.

Just like Tobirama Senju kept asking Might Guy about the situation in Konoha.

Even though Hashirama said the dead should rest in peace and should not interfere in the present world, he could not let go of Konoha.

Besides Might Guy, there are other living Konoha ninjas in the group.

Mei Qian, as the group owner, also knew that many group members were chatting privately.

At this moment, Tobirama Senju in the Pure Land was probably frowning.

Tobirama placed high hopes on Hiruzen Sarutobi as the Third Hokage, but now it seems he's disappointed!

The image on the screen changed again.

[In the Pure Land, inside the stomach of the Grim Reaper, three Hokage are gathered together: the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju; the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi; and the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze.]

Hashirama looked at Minato with surprise. The words "Fourth Hokage" were prominently displayed on Minato's cloak.
"Konoha already has its fourth Hokage?" Hashirama was overjoyed, but he hadn't expected to encounter him inside a Shinigami's stomach, which left him puzzled.

Hashirama: Fourth Hokage, how did you die?

Minato: He died sealing the Nine-Tails.

Upon hearing Minato's words, Hashirama was filled with surprise: How could sealing the Nine-Tails cause death?
Minato: ...

Not only did the water gate on the light screen fall silent, but everyone watching the light screen was also speechless.

Listen, is this human talk?

The Nine-Tails is the strongest tailed beast, doesn't it have any dignity?
Kurama, sealed inside Naruto, has started cursing.

No, Yin Jiuwei, who was also inside the Grim Reaper's belly, couldn't help but curse as well.

Minato couldn't even care about the group anymore; his face was full of helplessness.

Nine-Lama still has a big temper!

Several years ago, during the Nine-Tails' rampage, the masked man used the Mangekyou Sharingan to control the Nine-Tails and used its power to cause considerable damage to Konoha. To protect the village, Minato stepped forward and unfortunately sacrificed himself. However, before he died, he used the Reaper Death Seal to seal the Nine-Tails, and then used the Four Symbols Seal to seal the Yang Nine-Tails into Naruto's body.

The complete Nine-Tails possesses both Yin and Yang attributes. Naruto's Nine-Tails only has the Yang attribute, while Minato's Nine-Tails has the Yin attribute.

Despite having opposite attributes, the two Nine-Tails still have different temperaments.

Minato smiled wryly; as expected, he was far inferior to the First Hokage.

The First Hokage could easily crush the Nine-Tails with his 999 hands, but he sacrificed his life to seal it.

Kurama harbors a great deal of resentment towards the First Hokage! The more he cursed, the uglier it became, and even Minato couldn't help but frown.

However, he couldn't control the Nine-Tailed Fox's bad temper.

The souls of the three Hokage are playing cards inside the Shinigami's stomach.

In a proper poker game, the cards are shuffled by Minato. Then, the three players deal their cards. Hashirama is lucky; he gets the two Jokers and four 2s.

Hashirama: Call him landlord!

Watergate: Landlord Robbing!

Third generation: No stealing!
In the end, it was Minato who won the landlord role. Minato started with a pair of cards, the Third Hokage didn't want it, and Hashirama immediately used four 2s to defeat him.

Minato: We can't afford it!

Three of a kind with one extra card, three of a kind with two extra cards, a straight flush, a full house... Hashirama only had four cards left. He immediately discarded the two Jokers, followed by an Ace, leaving him with only a small 3. This hand was in the bag; Minato had no more bombs. However, the Third Hokage had kept a small bomb, thinking he could win a bit more. Without hesitation, the Third Hokage discarded the small bomb and then gave Hashirama a 3 to pass.

Hashirama gritted his teeth: No.

Third generation: ? ? ?
You don't even want a mistress?
Did they go too far?
Minato exclaimed in disbelief, "That was a close call! We almost lost. Luckily, the First Hokage had some terrible teammates."

The card game world also exists, but the playing cards that appear on the light screen are different.

Watching the three Hokage playing cards on the screen, the rules were easy to understand.

For a time, many people in the ninja world became interested in the playing cards on the light screen.

Tsunade's eyes lit up; she was very interested in the playing cards on the screen. With a wave of her hand, Tsunade told Shizune to get a deck of cards like the ones on the screen when she had time, as she wanted to play a few rounds.

Meanwhile, in the Pure Land, the pillars also became interested in the playing cards on the light screen.

The light screen continued, showing the three Hokage happily playing cards inside the Grim Reaper's stomach.

Hashirama's gambling luck is comparable to Tsunade's; he never wins, regardless of whether he's the landlord or not.

Yin Jiuwei couldn't stand it anymore and wanted Hashirama to get out of the way so it could have a few rounds.

However, seeing the 998 hands behind Hashirama, and considering that Hashirama used both hands when shuffling the cards, truly a thousand hands, it was beyond its control.

Seeing that Hashirama was not easy to bully, Kurama turned to look at the Third Hokage and Minato.

Nine-Tailed Fox: Pick the softest persimmon to squeeze.

Then, nine tails swept towards the Third Hokage. The Third Hokage was shocked; he barely managed to fend off the nine tails before the Nine-Tailed Fox landed squarely on his face.

Third generation: ? ? ?
Isn't this going too far?
Has he lost all sense of shame?
How will the villagers view him in the future?

What will people outside the village think?
His reputation in the ninja world!

His reputation is ruined in his later years!

……

For a time, even Kakashi's dog shook its head at the mention of the third generation.

Anyone can see the malice the light curtain harbors towards the third generation.

Many people who admire the three generations are angry, but they can't do anything about the screen.

Many people also have a negative impression of the third generation.

Fewer people are accepting the idea of ​​three generations.

Somewhere in the village, Mitomon En and Utatane Koharu walked side by side.

Hiruzen's prestige has plummeted, and he may find it difficult to retain his position as Hokage.

Perhaps it's time to consider the issue of the Fifth Hokage.

Danzo wanted to become Hokage, but relatively few people in the village agreed with him.

In addition, Danzo was a bit too extreme.

Hiruzen has a gentle and kind personality and takes good care of his old friends, but if Danzo becomes Hokage, he will inevitably seize all power, which is not a good thing!
Moreover, Danzo has a dark personality, and his reputation isn't very good these days.

"I think Jiraiya is the most suitable to be the Fifth Hokage," Koharu Utatane said in a low voice.

Tsunade is good, but she's too 'straightforward'.

In addition, although Tsunade is the granddaughter of the First Hokage and was given the title of Princess of Konoha by the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, she suffers from hemophobia and is not suitable to be the Hokage.

After much consideration, considering strength, status, and personality, Jiraiya is still the most suitable person to be Hokage.

Mitokado also nodded.

However, the key to this matter is that Hiruzen needs to agree.

Danzo's opinion wasn't entirely unimportant, but it wasn't the key factor, since Hiruzen was the Hokage.

The agreement has been reached; all that's left is to find a time to have a proper talk with Hiruzen.

Hiruzen is getting on in years; it's time for him to retire and enjoy his retirement.

Retire early, and Risen can still take care of his grandchildren, isn't that great?
As for Hiruzen's reputation, it's unlikely to recover to what it was before the light screen first appeared.

The most urgent task is to stabilize the overall situation in Konoha.

The ninja world was already rife with undercurrents, and with the appearance of the light screen, the situation became even more uncertain. The village couldn't afford to be thrown into chaos.

A moment later, the light curtain in mid-air suddenly disappeared.

After waiting for a while, the light screen did not reappear.

With the disappearance of the light screen, the Naruto chat group also disappeared.

(End of this chapter)