Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 46 Naruto Group Chat: Obito is dumbfounded

The sound of kunai clashing in the leaf-covered ground.

A clash of ninjutsu.

"Earth Escape - Earthflow Wall!"

Kakashi instantly formed three hand seals: 巳-亥-戌.

The next moment, Kakashi pressed his right hand to the ground, and earth-style chakra poured into the ground, forming an upright earthen wall. Oh, and there were a few dog heads on this earthen wall.

This is a B-rank ninjutsu, and when Kakashi uses it, its defensive capabilities are quite impressive.

The Root Ninja's attack was blocked.

Danzo wanted to see Kakashi and sent Root ninja to inform him, but Kakashi refused to see Danzo. As a result, the Root ninja attacked Kakashi.

Now, Kakashi is being attacked from both sides by two Root ninjas.

Despite being outnumbered two to one, Kakashi did not fall into a disadvantageous position.

Of course, Kakashi still felt some pressure even without using his Sharingan.

The members of Root are all elites, and Danzo's confidants are the elite of the elite.

Kakashi could guess Danzo's purpose in wanting to see him.

Before Kakashi's battle could be decided, a team of police officers arrived.

The police department is also responsible for maintaining order in the village.

Uchiha Tetsuka's expression was serious, completely businesslike.

Kakashi could still give the police department face and cooperate with their work, but the Root ninjas didn't take the police department seriously.

The two Root ninjas also understood that it was unlikely they could take Kakashi to see Lord Danzo.

Since the mission failed, we can only go back and accept Lord Danzo's punishment.

……

"what?"

"The light screen has reappeared?"

Not long after the light screen disappeared, it reappeared.

I thought the light curtain wouldn't reappear for at least a few days.

So, was it a miscalculation?

After the light screen appeared this time, a Naruto group chat interface appeared on the screen.

Anyone in this world who possesses chakra can join the Naruto group chat.

Even the spirits of the dead from the Pure Land can join the Naruto group chat.

The Naruto group chat is currently at level 0, and the number of members is limited to 100.

The Naruto group chat generates activity through chat among group members. Once the activity level reaches 100%, the group chat will be upgraded to level 1, at which point the number of group members will increase to 200.

In an instant, the number of people applying to join the group had reached several thousand.

As long as you focus your gaze on the light screen, concentrate your mind, and fully mobilize your chakra, thinking about joining the Naruto chat group, you can apply to join.

By the way, all nicknames in the group are real names. You can only change your nickname once if your personal activity level exceeds 1000 million points. If you want to help someone else change their nickname, you not only need their consent, but you also need to consume as many as 1 million activity points.

The Land of Water, the Hidden Mist Village.

Obito had been single for a long time, so he was quite fast at using his hands and ranked 22nd. However, he gave up because everyone in the group had to use their real names, and it was difficult to change one's nickname.

Living beings have white nicknames, while the nicknames of the undead are black, making them easy to distinguish.

And the chat group is visible to the entire ninja world.

So, once he joins the group, wouldn't the entire ninja world know that Obito Uchiha is still alive?
And because of the light screen's... 'rumors'.

Everyone knows that the masked man and Kakashi have a 'bond'.

Therefore, it is easy to deduce that the masked man is Obito.

For the time being, he doesn't want his identity to be exposed, as this would affect many of his subsequent plans.

So, although I was still interested in the Naruto chat group and really wanted to join, I gave up on that idea.

[Hashirama Senju joined the Naruto chat group, Madara Uchiha joined the Naruto chat group, Tobirama Senju joined the Naruto chat group...][Obito Uchiha joined the Naruto chat group!]

The group was full of 100 members in a short time.

All other applications failed to join the group.

The masked man, Obito, was dumbfounded. What the hell? He wasn't even in the group, so what was up with that Uchiha Obito in the group?
Both Black Zetsu and White Zetsu looked at Obito.

"It wasn't me." Wearing a mask, Obito's expression couldn't be seen, but it was obvious it must have been terrible.

Obito is alive; his nickname in the Naruto chat group on the screen is black, indicating he is a ghost.

"What exactly is going on?" Even Black Zetsu couldn't figure it out.

"It's fake. Obito is fake, and everything else is definitely fake too. This must be a staged performance by the entity behind the light curtain. Hmph." Obito sneered.

fake?

Black Zetsu fell into deep thought.

It's not difficult to figure it out.

The group has 57 undead members and 43 living members.

The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, didn't join the group, but the Nagakage did.

In addition, Orochimaru also joined the group, as did the Fourth Raikage and the Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, among others.

Not many of those who joined the group were powerful ninjas; some were not so powerful, such as Nohara Rin.

If the investigation is thorough, it won't be too difficult for Black Zetsu.

At that moment, Black Zetsu used the Mayfly Technique.

The Mayfly Technique is a type of ninjutsu by Zetsu. This technique allows the user to merge their body with the earth and vegetation, achieving high-speed movement. After merging with the earth, the user can access organic networks such as plant roots and underground water to move at high speed to any location. Furthermore, the user can sever all traces of their presence during the activation of this technique.

As Black Zetsu activated his Mayfly Technique, he vanished in the blink of an eye.

“…Rin!” Ohbito stared intently at Nohara Rin’s nickname in the Naruto chat group on the screen. The nickname was black, which meant that the group member was a ghost.

[Nohara Rin: Obito, you've joined the group too? (Surprise.JPG)]

Seeing Obito and Rin chatting enthusiastically in the Naruto chat group on the screen, Obito's face turned ashen with anger.

However, because he was wearing a mask, Obito's extremely gloomy expression could not be seen.

How dare she impersonate him and chat happily with Lin! It's outrageous!

If he had known it would turn out this way, he would never have given up the opportunity to join the group.

……

When the Naruto group chat started, Mei Qian's spirit, as the 'group owner,' also joined the group. On the surface, he was just like the other group members, but in reality, he was the group owner and had many privileges.

As for impersonating Obito Uchiha, it was only a spur-of-the-moment idea.

Knowing that Obito was still alive, and since the nicknames in the group were all real names, Obito would definitely not join the group, so he pretended to be him.

Just as Mei Qian had expected, Tu Zi indeed did not join the group.

But unexpectedly, Nohara Rin also joined the group.

There are too many powerful spirits in the Pure Land, such as Hanzo, Mito, and Hyuga Tennin. In comparison, Nohara Rin is too weak.

Perhaps it was just good luck for Nohara Rin!
Lin discovered that Obito was in the group chat and they started chatting too.

It wasn't good to ignore this fake Obito, so he could only chat with Rin for a bit. But the more they talked, the more excited they became, and they couldn't stop.

I bet Tu Zi is still watching this now. I wonder how he's feeling.

……

Konoha.

Kakashi was too slow; he was the 117th person to apply to join the group, so he failed to get in.

Seeing that Obito and Rin had successfully joined the group and were chatting happily there, Kakashi smiled.

"Kakashi, my lifelong rival, I've won this time." Might Guy ran over with a smile, having successfully joined the Hokage chat group on the screen, while Kakashi hadn't.

(End of this chapter)