Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 33 The Death of White Fang Company
In just a few days, the landscape of the ninja world has changed considerably.

It was no secret that Hanzo the Salamander, the leader of Amegakure, had been killed, and the Akatsuki organization began to take control of the Land of Rain.

Meanwhile, those within the Land of Rain who oppose Akatsuki are being rapidly eliminated.

Jiraiya, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha, arrived in the Land of Rain and met Yahiko and Konan. Of course, the former was a corpse that had been modified by Nagato.

Nagato, who was controlling the Six Paths of Pain from behind the scenes, did not appear.

"Jiraiya-sensei, I'm sorry, but one day I will go to Konoha and take Shimura Danzo's life." Pain said indifferently.

Jiraiya remained silent.

Danzo's status in Konoha was arguably second only to the leader; the old man spoiled Danzo too much.

Jiraiya wouldn't stop Nagato and Konan from killing Danzo, but he can't help Jiraiya right now.

With a sigh, Jiraiya gave a self-deprecating laugh. He had truly failed. He couldn't catch up with Tsunade, nor could he bring Orochimaru back to Konoha. Minato was dead, Yahiko was dead, and Nagato and Konan had fallen into darkness.

Hanzo is dead, but he deserved to die.

As for Danzo, that old schemer, he's much more cunning than Hanzo.

Just then, the light screen reappeared.

As the light screen appeared more and more often, Jiraiya became calm and stopped being surprised.

However, they still looked at the light screen with curiosity.

What will the light screen reveal this time?
At this moment, countless eyes were fixed on the light screen.

Even the many spirits in the Pure Land were watching the light screen.

Hatake Sakumo (the undead) was stunned. He was very surprised because he had appeared on the light screen.

Kakashi, somewhere in Konoha, was also stunned.

On the screen, the Hatake family, the man known as the White Fang of Konoha, is teaching his son taijutsu.

[Sakumo Hatake: Nishino, today I'll teach you the strongest taijutsu in Konoha.]

Kakashi: Can you please stop calling me Kakashi?
Sakumo Hatake: Alright, Nishizaki, watch closely, this is Konoha's strongest taijutsu, my own terrifying secret technique~

Kakashi is quite famous in the ninja world.

Konoha is the strongest ninja village and is known as the cradle of geniuses, but only a few geniuses can grow up to be one of them, and Kakashi is undoubtedly one of them.

Kakashi graduated from the Ninja Academy at the age of 5, became a Chunin at the age of 6, and then became a Jonin at the age of 12. In addition, he created his own powerful ninjutsu, demonstrating his exceptional talent.

However, due to his father's suicide, Obito's death, and the fact that he killed Rin with his own hands, as well as the deaths of his teacher and his teacher's wife, Kakashi almost turned to the dark side. Fortunately, he did not turn to the dark side because of the Will of Fire, but he became completely despondent.

It's fair to say that Kakashi hasn't trained properly in recent years, wasting his talent.

At this moment, Kakashi's face twitched.

Konoha's strongest taijutsu?
The secret technique created by his father?

Could it be...

At that moment, the image on the screen changed.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura have all graduated and formed a team, Team 7, led by Kakashi. Now, Kakashi is putting the three to a test, and he takes out two bells...
Sasuke and Sakura immediately hid, using vegetation to conceal themselves and hide their presence. However, Naruto charged in recklessly, followed by Kakashi unleashing Konoha's strongest taijutsu.

The Thousand Years of Death is a terrifying secret technique created by Konoha's White Fang.

When used, the hands form the Tiger Seal, and the attack is launched from behind the enemy, targeting the weak point of their chakra.

Kakashi:......

In all honesty, his father did teach him this trick, but he had never used it and had always disdained it.

Will he use this move on Naruto in the future?
The light screen is definitely a prank, right?

But how will people view him in the future?

"This is really a headache," Kakashi said with a pained expression.

[Jiraiya knocked Ebisu unconscious, and Naruto then used the Thousand Years of Death technique on Ebisu, highlighting their perfect teamwork.]

Ebisu: ? ? ?

Oh no, what about his Ebisu image?! Damn it... cough cough, damn it, Naruto, that born evil nine-tailed brat.

However, when he saw Naruto holding a kunai wrapped with an explosive tag and unleashing the Thousand Years of Death on the screen, he immediately felt a chill run down his spine.

What an evil nine-tailed brat! ...

In the Sand Village of the Land of Wind, Gaara, the Jinchuriki of the One-Tailed Beast, turned pale.

Even the fat tanuki inside Gaara was cursing and threatening to kill Naruto.

Late at night, the Konoha F4 secretly held a meeting to discuss the White Fang issue.

Guoying: Hiruzen, Sakumo's ultimate technique is too dangerous and should be classified as a forbidden technique.

Monkey: Azang is right.

Yan: I second that.

Koharu: Seconded.

Monkey: Let's hold another Jonin meeting tomorrow. Even though we've already made the decision, we still need to make it look like a formality.

Danzo's face darkened. "Azo? Damn light curtain, and what's behind it? Could things get any more outrageous?"

However, the light screen is correct on one point.

If anything happens in Konoha, the F4 can discuss it and decide on it; holding a Jonin meeting is more of a formality.

Intelligent Jonin all understand this.

However, there are also some hotheads, such as Kato Dan.

But this light screen has affected the morale of the people in Konoha.

But the most troublesome one is Hiruzen.

Sakumo Hatake's soul is completely ruined in the Pure Land; he's practically dead now.

However, most people die in a social context before actually dying, but he's been dead for so many years. Isn't it a bit much to give him another social context now?
Chiyo was fishing by a small lake behind the Sand Village when her fishing rod snapped in two.

Konoha's White Fang deserves to die. He was able to create a taijutsu like the Thousand Years of Death, which shows he was no good. His son and daughter-in-law were both killed by White Fang, and they might have died from this move.

It's just a shame that White Fang died so young; otherwise, this old woman would have made sure White Fang experienced it for himself, by wrapping the kunai in explosive tags and even coating it with poison...

At this moment, the ninja world and the summoning beasts were all discussing it.

However, the spirits of the dead in the Pure Land could not gather together.

"How terrifying is Konoha's White Fang."

"I used to feel sorry that White Fang died young, but now I'm glad he died young."

"But White Fang's son inherited the 'strongest taijutsu in Konoha'! It seems he's even carried it forward."

"From now on, if you encounter a Konoha ninja, prioritize killing Kakashi."

"A bounty has appeared on the underground black market: 5000 taels for Kakashi's finger."

"???"

"Kakashi, 5000 ryo per finger? That's 5 ryo in total, are you in?

"The target is a Jonin, I'm unlikely to risk my life for this little money!"

"The bounty will definitely increase. Stay calm and wait a bit longer."

……

Rain Ninja Village.

Jiraiya looked embarrassed, while Pain and Konan stared at him strangely.

On the light screen, Jiraiya looked quite lewd.

"Damn it! My image is completely ruined! Damn light curtain, I will never forgive you!" Jiraiya shouted in his heart.

"It's all fake on the screen, it's a rumor, it's slander, teacher, I'm not like that~" Jiraiya quickly explained.

However, Konan and Pain's gazes toward Jiraiya remained unchanged.

Feeling humiliated in front of his disciples, Jiraiya wanted to run away as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, Jiraiya was also pondering the future revealed on the screen...

But from the moment the light screen appeared, the future of this world changed.

(End of this chapter)