Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 31, Tongzi, you deserve to die!

The light screen suddenly disappeared, but few people in the ninja world were surprised by this.

Many ninjas analyzed the information and discovered even more details.

It appears that the light curtain exists for a fixed amount of time each time.

It's hard to say whether it will reappear in a few days.

Does the light curtain appear every few days? How many times will it appear?
Furthermore, the scene on the screen where Pain kills Hanzo also appears, and the scene in Amegakure where Pain assassinates Hanzo also appears, with Kakuzu and Sasori even appearing. Is this just a coincidence?

Or perhaps... the entity behind the light screen has been watching this ninja all along?
This made the Sage of Six Paths, Black Zetsu, and other 'Otsutsuki' look serious.

The Land of Wind, Daimyo Prefecture.

Inside the castle tower, the daimyo, known as a fool, looked at the two ministers in front of him, one a fat minister and the other also a fat minister.

Not only is Sunagakure lacking water, but the entire Land of Wind is also short of water.

Water also became an important resource for the Land of Wind.

The daimyo of the Land of Wind also knew that transporting water from the Land of Rain was very difficult, far more complicated than what was shown on the screen.

However, changing the tailed beast seems like a good idea.

As for the tailed beasts becoming weaker and affecting the ninja village's fighting strength, he didn't care.

He had long been disappointed with Sunagakure and was thinking of giving up.

If it weren't for concerns about Sunagakure being too extreme, they wouldn't have allocated funds to that group of useless ninjas who kept losing battles, and also given them a lot of mission assignments.

"What are your thoughts on changing the tailed beast?" the daimyo asked the two ministers before him.

The fat minister on the left shook his head: "The One-Tail Jinchuriki is the Fourth Kazekage's youngest son, which is understandable. I believe that for the sake of the Land of Wind and the Sand Village, the Fourth Kazekage would be willing to sacrifice a son. But the Three-Tail Jinchuriki is the Fourth Mizukage."

The fat minister on the right also shook his head: "The allocation of the tailed beasts was decided by the First Hokage. If it is changed, there will be a lot of trouble."

The daimyo of the Land of Wind had no choice but to abandon the idea.

Indeed, both the One-Tailed and the Three-Tailed now have Jinchūriki, and their identities are not simple: one is the son of the Kazekage, and the other is the Mizukage.

Furthermore, the allocation of the Tailed Beasts was decided by Hashirama Senju, the God of Shinobi.

Furthermore, Sunagakure and Kirigakure certainly don't want the power of the tailed beasts in their respective villages to be weakened.

Given all these factors, changing the tailed beast is somewhat impractical.

……

"When the tailed beasts were distributed, the First Kazekage should have exchanged one tail for three tails."

Within the Hidden Sand Village, some ninjas harbored such thoughts.

There are a total of nine tailed beasts in the ninja world. The strongest tailed beast, Kurama, is in Konoha. Sunagakure, like Konoha, only has one tailed beast, Shukaku, the One-Tailed Beast. However, Kirigakure has the Three-Tailed Beast and the Six-Tailed Beast, Kumogakure has the Two-Tailed Beast and the Eight-Tailed Beast, and Iwagakure has the Four-Tailed Beast and the Five-Tailed Beast.

Even Takigakure has a Seven-Tails.

This shows that when it came to distributing the Tailed Beasts, Takigakure was definitely not weak; it was probably in the top tier below the Five Great Shinobi Villages.

Over the decades, each tailed beast has become the subject of numerous vested interests.

Therefore, changing the tailed beast is too difficult.

……

[Live stream ended, settlement process begins...]

[Gained 399 Chakra Emotional Points.]

Upon hearing the system notification in her mind, Mei Qian was first stunned, and then cursed inwardly.

"Tongzi, you deserve to die!"

With the newly acquired 399 points, the Chakra Emotion Value has now accumulated to 999 points, just 1 point away from upgrading the system.

I originally thought this time it would exceed 500 points, but I was greatly disappointed and it didn't even reach 400 points.

In that case, we'll have to wait until tomorrow's live stream to upgrade the system.

I'm really annoyed.

He's a terminally ill patient; he doesn't have much time left.

He opened the system panel and saw 999 chakra points, enough to heal his cancer nine times, but he held back. Just one point short. Time to upgrade the system!
Once the system reaches version 2.0, he will be able to stream twice a day, and each time he will gain more chakra emotion points. This time he only gained 399 points, but if the system were version 2.0 instead of 1.0, he would definitely gain more than 400 points.

In addition, the 2.0 version of the system will also enable the Naruto group chat function.

Damn system, would it kill you to give me even one more point?!

After cursing the system for a while, Mei Qian closed the system panel.

I pick up my phone to chat with newly added online friends, read novels, or watch short videos.

I'm hungry, so I'll order takeout.

What a simple and unpretentious life!

For him, the most important thing now is to cure his cancer.

After the cancer is cured, I'll treat all the other illnesses on my body.

Set a small goal: use the system to achieve absolute health.

As for raising the dimension of the Naruto world, allowing extraordinary beings to appear in reality, or raising one's own dimension to travel to the fourth-dimensional world, Mei Qian did not consider these.

Interfering with the dimensions of the universe is extremely risky; even civilizations that created systems have failed to ascend to higher dimensions.

So there's no need to overthink it.

He doesn't lack money now; he has enough to live on.

I'd be content if he had a healthy body and lived to be a hundred.
In addition, I hope the Naruto world can bring him more joy.

The system panel gives me a clear idea of ​​how much longer I have to live, which also creates a sense of urgency.

What if the system suddenly breaks down? There's no one who can fix it!
He thought he could upgrade the system today, do two live streams tomorrow, and also enable the group chat function so he could 'register' an account and chat with some people in the Naruto world.

He put down his phone, closed his eyes, and began to analyze the situation.

I've done several live streams to the ninja world, and the chakra emotion points I've gained have varied. Last time it was over 500 points, but this time it's not even 400 points. The difference is quite large.

Further analysis will help you gain more Chakra Emotion Points in the future.

Just then, my phone rang.

I glanced at it and saw it was an old classmate—Wang Dahu, whom I don't keep in touch with much.

Out of curiosity, Mei Qian answered the call and realized that he had been invited to a class reunion.

I was bored at home, so I readily agreed.

High school classmates from the same city got together.

I checked the time; it was still early.

……

In Binhai City, Mei Qian parked her car on the roadside in front of Kunpeng KTV.

There were only about 20 people at the gathering. Some drove themselves, some took taxis, and some rode electric bikes.

"Old Eight~" Wang Dahu greeted Mei Qian when he saw her.

However, this attracted a lot of attention from those around them, who turned their gazes towards Mei Qian.

"You fatso, that's enough." Mei Qian was very unhappy. Speaking of which, he had a nickname in high school - Lao Ba (Old Eight) - because his grades were often eighth in the class, and he was also the eighth tallest in the class.

Wang Dahu was also his closest friend from high school.

Wang Dahu was already quite chubby in high school, and now he's even chubbier, with a darker complexion.

He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and gave one to Wang Dahu.

They chatted while smoking.

Through conversation, it was learned that Wang Dahu originally worked as a security guard, but he quit his job and stayed home to write novels.

"You can write novels?" Mei Qian was very surprised.

Wang Dahu used to fail his essays, and his word choice and sentence structure were often questionable. It's quite surprising that he suddenly started writing novels.

When Mei Qian asked about the book's title, Wang Dahu was too embarrassed to say.

(End of this chapter)