From Naruto onwards, I've become a dreamer.

Chapter 26 Tsunade: My newly accepted disciple is my great-grandmother, don't you love her?

"Ouch, that hurts!"

Tsunade rubbed her throbbing temples, slowly opened her eyes, and felt sore all over, as if she had been beaten up.

Looking around at the unfamiliar hotel, a look of confusion appeared in her eyes: "Huh? How did I get here? I remember... oh, my head hurts, I can't remember."

Just as she was wondering why she had woken up in a hotel, the door suddenly opened with a whoosh.

"You've come at the right time; I was just looking for you. Huh? Who is she?"

Uchiha Muneki walked in. Tsunade was about to ask a question when her gaze fell on a pretty girl following behind him. She looked to be only twelve or thirteen years old, with long black hair tied in a high ponytail and wearing a black dress. She was extremely well-behaved.

"Oh, Lady Tsunade, you're finally awake."

Uchiha Munetsuki raised an eyebrow and said expressionlessly, "If you don't wake up soon, I'll start to wonder if you're dead."

"Uh..." Tsunade sensed a hint of sarcasm in the boy's tone, touched her nose, felt inexplicably guilty, and cautiously asked, "Did I drink?"

"what do you think?"

Uchiha Sogetsu curled his lip and said, "With such a strong smell of alcohol in the room, you can't smell it at all?"

"Cough cough."

Tsunade coughed twice from the choking, feeling even more uneasy, and muttered, "People who have been drinking can't smell alcohol."

But as she spoke, she felt something was amiss. Staring at the delicate-looking girl, she asked in confusion, "Wait a minute, kid, I remember we went to the Forest Chamber, didn't we? How did I end up drinking? What happened in between? I have no memory of it at all."

"Lady Tsunade, why don't you think about it again?" Uchiha Munezuki glanced at Hikaru beside him without leaving a trace, and then said, "After we went to the Forest Realm to repair the seal, you dragged me to celebrate, and then we got completely drunk."

Tsunade tried hard to recall.

Sure enough, that memory appeared in her mind.

After repairing the seal, he felt depressed and grabbed Zong Yue without saying a word, saying that he needed to go and calm down.

The two then went to a nearby entertainment district, got completely drunk in a bar, and even went on a drunken rampage, smashing the shop to pieces.

“Red Bean Smi Masai!”

Knowing she was in the wrong, Tsunade promptly apologized: "I promise I will never drink again next time, um, for this mission."

"Ha, I hope so," Uchiha Muneki said with skepticism.

"Ahem, kid, don't get hung up on small things, or girls will hate you~"

Tsunade quickly changed the subject, looking at the well-behaved girl who seemed vaguely familiar: "By the way, who is she?"

“Oh, her name is ‘Hikari’. She’s the new disciple you took in last night after you got drunk.” Uchiha Munetsuki paused, and under Tsunade’s shocked gaze, he pulled open his shirt and added, “By the way, I just advised you not to make a hasty decision, and as a result, you punched me dozens of meters away.”

"I'm not that violent, am I?"

Tsunade looked at the obvious bruises on the boy's chest, and her heart sank even further.

Although she had little memory of it, faced with such direct evidence, she was unsure whether she had actually done it.

"Yeah, it wasn't that violent, it was just a few streets."

Uchiha Muneki finished dressing, pushed up his glasses, and said with a smirk, "If I hadn't been lucky last night, you'd probably be holding my funeral today."

"How many streets?!"

Tsunade's eyes widened, her sexy red lips parted so wide they could swallow a goose egg. "Heh, not much, just three streets." Uchiha Munetsuki sneered, "A mere three million ryo, I've already sent the bill to the Hokage, including my medical expenses."

As he spoke, he added, "I've finally witnessed Tsunade's Yin Seal, one of the Legendary Sannin. It's truly an eye-opener."

"Red bean, red bean, red bean. Smima-sai!" This time, Tsunade didn't even have the thought of making excuses, and immediately did a standard dogeko (bowing) bow: "Sougetsu-kun, please forgive me, I didn't mean to!"

She sensed it and confirmed that some of the chakra accumulated within the Yin Seal had indeed been released.

"Never mind, I'm fine anyway."

Uchiha Muneki sighed, unwilling to dwell on the matter: "What do you plan to do about 'light'? Are you going to back out? After all, I was drunk last night."

"hiss"

Tsunade rubbed her teeth, feeling a terrible headache.

What kind of mess is this? He went on a drunken rampage, ruined three streets, and almost killed Uchiha Muneki, not to mention he even took on a disciple?
"Lady Tsunade, you don't need to be in such a difficult position."

Uchiha Hikaru, who had been silent for a long time, bit her lip and twisted her small hands together after hearing these words. She looked at her timidly, tears welling in her eyes, and, suppressing her grievances, pitifully whispered, "I've caused you trouble... I... I'll leave now."

As he finished speaking, Guang sobbed softly, his poor little face covered in tears.

What a pitiful child
Tsunade was soft-hearted to begin with, especially since she was in the wrong first. Seeing the girl's pitiful appearance touched her heart even more. Gritting her teeth, she slapped her thigh and said, "No problem, absolutely no problem. I, Tsunade, keep my word. From today onwards, you are my disciple!"

"Really?" Hikaru covered her lips, her eyes filled with surprise and delight. "Are you really willing to take me as your disciple?"

"Of course it's true!"

Tsunade patted her chest and said cheerfully, "From today onwards, you are my first disciple!"

Hikaru rushed towards Tsunade, sobbing, "Hikaru has a master now! Hikaru has a master now! That's wonderful! Waaaaah!"

"Silly child, why are you crying?"

Tsunade stroked the girl's hair, pulled her into her arms, and said with gentle kindness in her eyes, "With your master here, no one will bully you anymore."

What a heartwarming scene!

Uchiha Muneki, who orchestrated all of this, couldn't help but admire in his heart that Hikaru was indeed a born 'audience'.

From facial expressions to movements, even every glance and the tone of every word, everything was meticulously designed by him, perfectly exploiting Tsunade's psychological weaknesses, including her sympathy and apology.

Of course, this wouldn't be complete without the use of light's eye technique, which altered Tsunade's memories with eight thousand spears.

In this way, he gave Uchiha Hikaru a new identity.

Legendary Sannin, princess of the Senju clan, first disciple of Tsunade, successor of the founder of the medical ninjutsu system, legendary fat sheep... and a series of other titles.

Even in the entire Hidden Leaf Village, very few people would dare to touch her.

However, Uchiha Munetsuki suddenly thought of a problem that seemed very serious for Tsunade and him.

Logically speaking, when Uchiha Hikaru was born, even the First Hokage was still a child.

So, if we calculate it this way...
Shouldn't Tsunade call her disciple's great-grandmother?!
December 12.12, sunny

Everyone in the group is showing off their earnings, but I'm the only one who's silent (screaming) (wriggling) (eerie growl) (crawling) (split) (jealousy) (twisting) (spasming) (wriggling)... Hold on, Fried Egg, Fried Egg, don't fantasize about getting rich quick, focus on writing, and absolutely no buying lottery tickets!

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