The Purple-Robed Celestial Master has turned into a zombie?! Who can stand that?!
Chapter 228 He Has the Intention to Kill
Chapter 228 He Has the Intention to Kill
The old master fell silent.
How the hell am I supposed to save this?
That's a sure thing! My friend.
You could just dig a grave on the spot, lie down in it, and if you're quick enough, you might even be able to leave with a whole corpse.
The old master's silence completely threw the female Taoist priest into a panic.
She had just heard her master mention the term "Earthly Zombie," and she was wondering what level an Earthly Zombie actually was.
There were some big shots in the live stream who, upon hearing the words "Zombie Land," exclaimed that it was outrageous.
"Oh no, this is a death sentence! They've encountered a zombie! How are they supposed to survive?!"
"If you don't understand, just ask. What is 'Genital Extremity'? Is it very serious?"
"Ground Zombie? Never heard of it. When the official information was explained before, Ground Zombie wasn't listed among the zombie levels!"
Viewers in the live stream asked questions.
During the previous zombie horde outbreak in Wanhai City, Longhushan provided information to the authorities regarding the levels of zombies.
However, the popular science literature at the time did not mention anything about dystrophia.
Many netizens nowadays have a general understanding of zombies, but the term "earth zombie" is indeed something they've never heard before.
Then the expert explained: "Although Longhu Mountain did explain this last time, it wasn't comprehensive. Last time, Longhu Mountain only explained the Undying Bone, because even when Longhu Mountain faced such a severe zombie horde, they estimated that there was at most one Undying Bone among them. They told everyone to be careful."
They would never have imagined that a zombie would appear!
The reason I don't explain it is because zombies of this level are practically nonexistent in the human world.
Because this level of zombie is basically no different from those in myths and legends.
The Earthly Immortal is the counterpart to the Earthly Immortal among humans.
What is an Earth Immortal?
They had noticed something in the words of the earth immortals from the upper realm.
The term "upper realm earth immortal" refers to a rogue cultivator.
However, the "earth immortal" in "earth zombie" refers to a cultivator who is basically close to ascending and undergoing tribulation but has not yet fully completed the tribulation.
Once you reach this level, all you need to do is break through the Heavenly Zombie realm once more, and then pass through the lightning tribulation, and you can instantly ascend to immortality on the spot.
I've hardly ever seen Earth Immortals anymore, let alone Earth Zombies?
It's almost impossible to cultivate into a dead monster!
Although it's practically impossible to encounter drought demons and unyielding zombies on Earth, who knew this would be so outrageous!
It just stood there, frozen solid.
One netizen said, "Let's put it this way: if you encounter a flying zombie, and there's a Taoist priest nearby, he might be able to save your life. If you encounter a drought demon or an incorruptible bone demon, and there happens to be a Celestial Master or True Lord nearby, you might be lucky enough to save your life as well."
But if you encounter a zombie... even if the Dragon Tiger Celestial Master and the True Lord of Maoshan join forces to protect you, they can't save you. Unless a Great Luo Golden Immortal descends to earth, you're guaranteed to die!
"Good heavens, this zombie is terrifying. Luckily, I didn't run into it."
"Does that mean this young lady is doomed?"
"If she survives today, I'll eat ten pounds of shit! How can you escape from a zombie?"
Netizens exclaimed that it was outrageous.
At this moment, the female Taoist priest knew she couldn't win, and she immediately knelt on the ground with a thud.
Female Taoist priest: If you can't beat them, then you can only kneel down and beg for mercy.
This is also a last resort.
If you can't beat them, just kneel down. The main thing is to be flexible and adaptable. As long as you can keep your life, you can do anything.
Zhang Tianlu looked at the female Taoist priest who suddenly knelt down in front of him.
He frowned: "???"
You're kneeling down to me already?
Only then did Zhang Tianlu speak, asking, "Why are you kneeling?"
The female Taoist priest said, "I hope you will understand the difficulty of cultivation and spare my life!"
Zhang Tianlu was furious. Damn it! When did Taoists become so spineless?
If you can't beat someone, you kneel down. Who taught you to do that?
Haven't you heard of Taoists who, even if they can't defeat a fierce spirit, will perish together with it?
What a spineless wretch.
They claim to be Taoist disciples under the guise of Taoism, but they're so cowardly.
Shame on you!
This is so damn embarrassing!
Back in the day, Master Qianhe, who only played high-level games, would rather commit suicide than live as a zombie. Taoist disciples have never seen such a spineless person!
Zhang Tianlu originally didn't intend to kill them.
After all, they're just a bunch of ordinary people dressed as zombies; killing them won't do me any good.
The problem is that the female Taoist priest knelt down, which is a big issue.
This disgrace to Taoism has caused Zhang Tianlu, who initially had no intention of killing, to now feel the urge to kill.
Zhang Tianlu asked, "You call yourself a Taoist priest? Which Taoist temple or lineage do you belong to?"
Zhang Tianlu was furious and asked directly where you live.
The female Taoist priest was completely terrified.
Fearing that Zhang Tianlu might slap her to death, she quickly said, "Senior, I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm really not a Taoist priest! It's all a misunderstanding!"
Zhang Tianlu frowned.
What the hell is this?
Not a Taoist priest?
If you're not a Taoist priest, where did you get your talismans?
If you're not a Taoist priest, how did you come to use those talismans?
Zhang Tianlu had just been attacked by those talismans.
Although those talismans were of average power and extremely poorly drawn, their level was really quite ordinary.
However, those talismans were indeed genuine.
It must have been painted by a professional Taoist priest who had received ordination and emoluments.
If you say you're not a Taoist priest, where did you get these talismans?
The female Taoist priest said, "Actually, I am a Taoist nun. I just want to make some money. I bought those talismans. The reason they can be used is because an old Taoist master passed on some of his skills to me. I am telling the truth!"
I'm really not a Taoist priest!
The female Taoist priest quickly explained that she was not a real Taoist priest.
Because she knew that zombies and Taoist priests were irreconcilable enemies.
She's been captured by a zombie, and if it weren't for the Taoist priest, she might have a chance to survive, so she's frantically trying to clarify things.
She was just a Daoist nun; the talisman was bought.
Zhang Tianlu: "???"
Talent!
These days, are there really people doing business using Taoism?
Moreover, this kind of business tactic was something I hadn't expected.
The viewers in the live stream were also amazed when they heard what the woman said.
"Holy crap! I knew there was no way there could be such a young female Taoist master, it really is fake."
"Damn it, I told you before that she was Dao Yuan! She doesn't have the aura of a high-ranking Taoist priest at all, let alone the aura of one!"
“What cultivator would be so idle as to do such a vulgar thing as pretending to be a zombie and live streaming on the roadside? These streamers will stop at nothing to become famous and make money.”
"All I can say is, serves them right! They were incredibly audacious in their pursuit of money, and now that they've run into a tough opponent, they deserve to die!"
"Hilarious! I've seen scalpers reselling concert tickets and train tickets, but this is the first time I've seen Daoyuan reselling talismans. It's quite a novelty."
"Times have changed, and new talents are emerging in every generation. Awesome."
"I wonder if this zombie brother will just kill her. There's always a reason why someone is pitiful!"
(End of this chapter)
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