I'm a body cultivator, so it's normal for me to destroy a star with one punch, right?

Chapter 83 S-Rank Kill Target!

"Ding!"

"Rational use of medication, strength +10kg."

Anning Mental Health Rehabilitation Center, Inpatient Department, Ward 207.

After Jiang He, who had changed back into his mental hospital gown, took three "Twenty-Four Flavor Rehmannia Pills" and plopped down on the edge of the bed, looking utterly depressed!

"Brother Jiang, what's wrong?"

While tidying up his hospital bed, Wei Jian asked, "I heard from the nurse that you used to stay in room 207? What happened and you moved to room 404?"

Jiang He remained silent with a somber expression.

At this time.

There was a knock on the door.

Wei Jian hurriedly ran to open the door.

Outside the door stood Old Wang and Chen Yu from the next room, 208. However, Old Wang usually wore a white coat, so Wei Jian mistook him for a doctor and asked, "Doctor... is there something you need?"

Upon hearing the word "doctor," Old Wang perked up completely.

He patted Wei Jian on the shoulder and said, "Young man, you're pretty good... Come to my place later, I'll give you a couple of injections, I guarantee you'll be cured and discharged early!"

Wei Jian became anxious: "I've already said I'm not sick, how can you, doctor, talk nonsense like that?"

Old Wang's eyes widened, and he said, "Everyone who comes here says they're not sick, especially Jiang He. He was the most vocal about it a while ago, but after I gave him an injection, he's been obediently taking his medicine every day now, isn't he?"

"Nima!"

Jiang He jumped up from the bedside, grabbed Lao Wang by the collar and cursed, "Lao Wang, don't talk nonsense! When did you ever give me an injection?"

Old Wang kicked his feet off the ground and cursed, "You coward, I was just joking, why are you such a sore loser?"

Chen Yu quickly stepped in to mediate: "Jiang He, don't be impulsive... Give me some face, let go!"

Wei Jian also advised, "Jiang He, don't be so impulsive. Doctor Wang is quite old; be careful not to hurt yourself... It's just an injection, what's the big deal?"

Snapped!
Chen Yu slapped him hard across the back, glaring and cursing, "Don't you dare stir up trouble!"

Wei Jian: "???"

I was trying to break up the fight, how did that turn into adding fuel to the fire?

His father was a martial arts master and his mother was an extraordinary awakener. He was loved and cared for since childhood. How could he have suffered such grievances?

He immediately grabbed Chen Yu by the neck and yelled, "You lunatic, how dare you hit me... Do you know who my father is?"

"My father is Wei Erhe!"

"Killing!"

Chen Yu yelled at the top of his lungs, "Help! Wei Erhe has killed someone!"

"What are you doing? What are you doing?"

Feng Shaoyu rushed into the ward and persuaded them for a long time before they finally let go.

Wait until Feng Shaoyu leaves.

Old Wang straightened his collar, sat down next to Jiang He with a smile, and asked, "Jiang He, weren't you in solitary confinement, you little coward?"

"What?"

"That idiot Dean An, did he let you out?"

"Stop talking, I'm so annoyed right now!"

Jiang He jumped up and said, "No, I have to go and talk to Dean An!"

Chen Yu: "Jiang He, are you going to see Dean An? Come on... let's go together. I also have something to take care of and need to see Dean An."

Jiang He: "Why are you looking for the dean?"

Chen Yu: "Do you need some money to spend..."

The two left the ward together.

Old Wang shifted his position and sat down next to Wei Jian, staring at Wei Jian and chuckling, "This young man is really handsome... Want to get a shot?"

...............

Let's talk about Jiang He and Chen Yu.

The two left the inpatient department and headed towards the dean's office.

On the road.

Jiang He asked, "Chen Yu, what illness did you have that led you to the hospital?"

"What's wrong with me?"

Chen Yu hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not sick."

Jiang He smiled knowingly.

If you stop any patient in this hospital and ask them this question, they'll probably all say they're not sick.

This is normal.

What mentally ill person would think they are sick?
Even rivers have always said the same thing.

However, the difference is that Jiang He believes he is genuinely not sick, while the other patients are simply unwilling to admit that they are sick!

So Jianghe subtly probed, "Since you're not sick, why are you eating shit? Doesn't it disgust you?"

"hehe!"

Chen Yu smiled faintly and said, "What would you bachelors know? That's my girlfriend, she's a fairy... How can you call the poop of a fairy poop poop?"

Arrived at the dean's office.

Upon seeing Jiang He, Dean An was furious. He jumped up and yelled, "Jiang He, from this day forward, you are forbidden from practicing martial arts on the roof of the inpatient building!"

"wrong……"

"Not just the inpatient building, but the rooftops of all the buildings in our hospital are off-limits!"

"Fine, I won't go then. Why are you yelling like that?"

Jiang He knew perfectly well that he was the one who had damaged the roof of the inpatient building, but his tone was very firm as he questioned, "Dean An, let's put aside the matter of where I go to practice martial arts. I heard from Wei Jian that after the roof is repaired, he will be the only one to move back to 404?"

Dean An said, "That's right, Wei Jian will be all alone then..."

Jiang He interrupted Dean An, saying, "Dean An, you're hiding in your office watching TV..."

Dean An quickly covered Jiang He's mouth and said, "Don't talk nonsense. If this kind of thing gets out, it will damage my reputation... I was just joking with you. Wei Jian has self-harm tendencies. How can I let him live alone?"

"Once the repair team leaves, you and Wei Jian will move back... I'll need you to keep an eye on Wei Jian for me then!"

Jiang He was finally satisfied.

Dean An then turned his gaze to Chen Yu, frowning as he asked, "And this gentleman is...?"

There are at least eighty or ninety people at the Anning Mental Health Rehabilitation Center, but Director An doesn't recognize them all.

"Dean An, my name is Chen Yu!"

Chen Yu introduced himself.

"Oh!"

Dean An suddenly realized and said, "I remember now... the one who ate shit last time, right? What do you want from me?"

Chen Yu said, "I've come to ask you for 200 yuan to spend."

Dean An: "???"

Damn it!
He gritted his teeth in anger, about to unleash a torrent of abuse...

But then I thought about it...

Chen Yu is seriously ill; he even eats feces. If I were to scold him, would I even be human?
So he said earnestly, "Chen Yu... what do you need 200 yuan for?"

Chen Yu stammered and refused to speak.

Dean An laughed and said, "I won't give you the money unless you give me a reason."

Chen Yu's eyes darted around, and he said, "Dean An, my birthday is next week. As my dean, shouldn't you give me a gift?"

"Consider this 200 yuan as payment for the gift you gave me!"

He wanted to be assertive and justified!
Jiang He was amused!
How can you ask for so much money?
Whoever gave that to whom is an idiot!
Then I saw...

Dean An took 200 yuan out of his pocket and handed it to Chen Yu.

"??? Holy crap."

Does this work too?
Just as Chen Yu received the money and was about to leave, Dean An laughed and said, "Chen Yu, I gave you 200 yuan for your birthday. What am I going to do for my birthday next year?"

"This……"

Chen Yu looked hesitant, and after thinking it over, he returned the two hundred yuan, saying, "I understand social etiquette, so I'll also give 200 yuan to wish the dean a happy birthday in advance!"

Jiang He: "???"

mock up!

Do you think my money is so easy to take?
Dean An accepted the money with a smile and was about to put it in his pocket when Chen Yu said, "Dean An, I already gave you 200 yuan for your birthday next year, so you have to give me a gift when I get married next year, right?"

Dean An: "I'll be turning 60 the year after next!"

Chen Yu: "I'll celebrate my son's one-month birthday in three years!"

Dean An: "I'm celebrating my 70th birthday!"

Chen Yu: "I...I'm also celebrating my 70th birthday!"

Dean An: "I'm celebrating my 80th birthday!"

Jiang He's gaze darted back and forth between the two of them, watching them casually hand over 200 yuan, leaving him almost dumbfounded!

No!

This Dean An...

Was he a patient?

Chen Yu was, after all, a patient, and his mind wasn't as quick as Dean An's. After stammering for a while, he said, "If I die, Dean An, won't you give me a funeral gift?"

Dean An stuffed the 200 yuan back into his hand, then lit a cigarette and said calmly, "So, if I die too, aren't you going to give a condolence gift?"

Chen Yu grabbed the money and ran, the sound coming from outside—

"I'm already dead, what right do I have to give money as a gift? If you're so capable, go ask my son for it!"

"........."

Dean An is stunned!

Jiang He couldn't help but laugh out loud, then said, "Dean, dinner's almost ready, I'm going back to my ward now... Hahahaha!"

………………

6 pm.

Nurse Zhou Yue delivered dinner on time.

But today, instead of leaving quickly after dinner, she took out a photo, blushing, and said, "Jiang He, can you sign this for me?"

"what?"

Jiang He asked in surprise, "I'm not a big star, why are you asking me for an autograph?"

"No...not me!"

Zhou Yue said timidly, "It's a friend of mine. The video of you fighting ten sixth-rank cultivators in the street today has gone viral online. My friend admires you a lot, so he wants me to help him get an autograph."

Is that so?
Jiang He took the photo and couldn't help but laugh.

"You're making friends out of thin air... You're showing your own photo and claiming you're signing it for a friend?"

Zhou Yue blushed even more and handed over a pen with her head down.

Jiang He picked up his pen and quickly signed his name. Zhou Yue took the photo, carefully put it in her pocket, and then quietly took out two eggs from another pocket and slipped them to Jiang He.

"Hey hey!"

Wei Jian saw this and exclaimed, "Why does he have eggs for dinner, but I don't?"

"Eat your food..."

Jiang He laughed and cursed.

Wei Jian asked curiously, "Brother Jiang, what's the story behind the bloody battle against ten sixth-rank officials in the street?"

Jiang He: "Wasn't I issued a Blood Kill Order by the Heavenly Demon Sect, and many experts came to Wu City to kill me? I took your advice and decided to take the initiative, so I found those sixth-rank experts who wanted to kill me and killed them..."

"???"

Wei Jian's mouth dropped open!
What the hell!

I was just saying...

You actually did it?

Jiang He had no idea what Wei Jian was thinking.
After finishing his meal, he took his fourth dose of "psychiatric medication" and three "Twenty-Four Flavor Rehmannia Pills" for the day.

Strength +30kg.

then.

After practicing basic martial arts in the ward for a while, I went out around 9 p.m. and completed my night run.

"Ding!"

"Proper exercise can increase your strength by 10kg."

Return to the ward.

Just then, I saw the nurse bringing over a fruit platter.

I only found out after making some inquiries...

Wei Jianjiao's medical expenses and hospitalization fees are the highest level at Anning Mental Health Rehabilitation Center. Although he has temporarily moved out of the VIP ward due to Lou Ting's cracks, he still enjoys the same level of care.

This made Jiang He feel much happier.

Immediately...

Meimei enjoyed a delicious meal of fruit after dinner.

…………

at the same time.

East of Ningdong Mining Area.

This is a continuous mountain forest. Beyond this forest lies the Mu Us Desert.

That night.

The crescent moon is like a knife.

A campfire was burning in the mountains and forests.

Around the campfire, the three guardian deities of the Heavenly Demon Sect sat together.

Behind them stood several figures!

These people were all dressed in black robes, and the few at the front even wore ferocious brass masks, exuding an aura of grandmasters!
Clearly, these people are all "Guardian Generals" of the Heavenly Demon Sect!
An elderly-looking guardian deity spoke calmly, asking, "Have you made contact with the Earth Yin God General yet?"

A masked guardian deity stepped forward, bowed, and said, "Your Excellency, I have searched the entire Ningdong mining area but have not found any trace of the Earth Yin God General. Furthermore, I have tried all sorts of communication methods but have been unable to reach him."

"As for a wider search... I'm afraid it will attract the attention of the Martial Arts Administration."

He paused slightly before saying, "The Earthly Yin Goddess received a palm strike from Liu Feng... I suspect... I suspect she may have already sacrificed herself for the Holy Sect!"

The old man frowned and said, "The Earth Yin Goddess has ways to protect herself, so she shouldn't die so easily... But she hasn't come to see me for so long, so she must be seriously injured."

The old man waved his hand and said, "Enough, enough. If she doesn't die, she will return to the Holy Church sooner or later... The most urgent task now is to find out the situation in the Western Xia base city and the major cities of Western Xia, and to find out whether Chen Jingzhou has taken that step!"

"Get all the disciples hiding throughout Western Xia to act, and tell them that the time has come for them to dedicate themselves to the Holy Church..."

The masked guardian deity clasped his hands in acceptance of the order, then seemed to remember something and said, "Star Lord, I have something else to report."

"Wu Chengjiang River, today he fought a bloody battle in the street against ten peak sixth-rank cultivators... The sect has issued a blood kill order against him, listing him as an A-level assassination target. Should we upgrade him to an S-level kill target?"

Within the Heavenly Demon Sect, there is an "assassination list" that lists many young geniuses and experts from the Great Xia Dynasty.

The stronger the talent and the greater the potential of a young genius, the higher the level of assassination required!
S-rank kill target.

Three years ago, there was one such person. He was a young genius from Jiangnan Base City who, at the age of 21, had already grasped the true meaning of martial arts and cultivated to the level of a half-step grandmaster!

At that time, the Heavenly Demon Sect dispatched nine guardian deities, but unfortunately...

In the end, all their efforts were in vain!
...............

PS: Here are 4 chapters totaling 15,000 words. Keep writing, more during the day!

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