I'm a body cultivator, so it's normal for me to destroy a star with one punch, right?

Chapter 147 Has Doctor Feng gone mad?
"It's only the ninth month of the lunar calendar, what kind of New Year are you celebrating?"

Jia Baoan stood in front of the gate, displaying an air of "one man guarding the pass against ten thousand." He completely ignored the protests of the patients, instead taking the cigarette from his ear, lighting it, and smoking it.

Whoosh!
Sudden.

Chen Yu disappeared, leaving only a pair of shoes behind.

hum!
He jumped out from under the cement floor outside the gate, excitedly saying, "Jiang He... you're amazing! We watched the live stream online, you've brought honor to our Anning Hospital!"

Inside the gate.

The cigarette in Jia Baoan's mouth fell to the ground.

Wei Jian, Lao Wang, and several other patients stared wide-eyed.

"Fuck!"

Old Wang, in particular, was startled and exclaimed, "Chen Yu, you fucking can teleport?"

"This isn't teleportation, it's earth-burrowing... it's a transcendent skill of an earth-elemental awakened being!"

Wei Jian, being the son of a grandmaster, was well-informed and said, "To be able to move on a cement floor... this... this is at least A- level!"

Grade A!
Equivalent to a seventh-rank martial arts grandmaster!
Jiang He was also somewhat surprised.

He only knew that Chen Yu was an Awakener, but he never expected that this bastard's Awakening level was so high!

Moreover, Jiang He is certain that...

Chen Yu only recently awakened!
He had beaten up Chen Yu before, but he never managed to get the "combat attribute" to appear!
"Woke up to be A- rank..."

"Tsk, tsk."

"If this news gets out, it'll probably make the headlines!"

Jiang He thought to himself...

Comparison is the best policy.

So infuriating!
The ancients never deceived me!

Other awakened individuals may cultivate diligently for over a decade and still not have a chance to advance to Rank A!
Lao Tzu diligently trained his body.

I'm so sick of taking Bone Tempering Pills, and I still don't know how to advance to the Grandmaster realm!
Chen Yu is a mentally ill person who even eats shit, and he wakes up one day to be an A-? Is he trying to kill anyone else?

Inside the hospital gate.

Realizing what had happened, Jia Baoan grabbed his stick and shouted, "Chen Yu, you son of a bitch, who let you out? Come back here!"

Whoosh!
Chen Yu burrowed underground and returned.

Jiang He walked through the gate and said, "Jia Baoan, we see each other all the time, so we're old acquaintances. Can you be lenient and give them half a day off?"

"no!"

Jia Baoan's attitude was firm. He said, "As a security guard at Anning Mental Hospital, it is my duty to guard this door. Without the director's leave slip or discharge procedures, not even a fly can get out of here!"

Seeing this, the patients had no choice but to disperse.

Jiang He said, "Let's go back to the ward, everyone. I brought some local specialties from Jiangnan for you."

Back to 207.

Jiang He took out some local specialties he had bought in Jiangnan Base City from his storage ring and distributed them to Lao Wang, Chen Yu, and Wei Jian. Lao Wang took a bag of spicy strips and exclaimed in surprise, "This is considered a local specialty of Jiangnan?"

Jiang He: "Take a look at the manufacturer."

Old Wang picked up the spicy strip, examined it carefully, and read: "Jiangnan Base City...Weilong Spicy Strip Factory. Since it is produced in Jiangnan, it can indeed be considered a local specialty of Jiangnan."

He was eating spicy snacks.

It was so spicy it brought tears to my eyes.

Afraid of being laughed at by Jiang He, Wei Jian, and Chen Yu, he pretended to be deep and sighed, "It's a pity... Zhang San, Li Si, and Wang Mazi have been discharged from the hospital. I remember when they were hospitalized, they would go out every night to buy snacks on credit, and they would always come back with a huge pile of them."

"I was their attending physician, and I benefited a lot from that."

Wei Jian, munching on a bag of Want Want rice crackers, asked curiously, "Old Wang... how could a doctor like you go crazy?"

"You're the one who's crazy!"

Old Wang glared and cursed, "I'm not crazy. I'm just a person without children. After retiring, I didn't want to leave the hospital, so I stayed in the inpatient department."

"understood!"

Wei Jian laughed and said, "You mentally ill people all say you're not sick, I understand."

Chen Yu: "Who the hell are you calling mentally ill?"

Wei Jian: "I'm talking to you!"

"Can you try saying something again?"

"Mental illness!"

The two argued more and more fiercely, and finally started fighting. Seeing this, Lao Wang quickly grabbed Chen Yu and Wei Jian's snacks, hid them in his hospital gown under his white coat, and ran away in a flash.

Jiang He took out three pills of Twenty-Four Flavor Rehmannia Pill and swallowed them with a bottle of honey tea.

"Ding!"

"Rational use of medication, strength +10kg."

He watched as Wei Jian and Chen Yu fought from the bed to the floor. Chen Yu was grabbing Wei Jian's hair, while Wei Jian grabbed Chen Yu's basket. Chen Yu angrily shouted, "Let go of me!"

Wei Jian: "You release it first!"

Chen Yu: "You little bastard... I'm going to fight you to the death today! I've long since given up on this mere inch-long thing!"

Seeing that the two were serious, Jiang He quickly poked his head out of the door and shouted, "Something's wrong! Help! Chen Yu and Wei Jian are fighting!"

Soon, the area outside ward 207 was crowded with people.

Feng Shaoyu rushed over, squeezed into the ward, and said with a dark face, "What are you two doing? Let go!"

Chen Yu: "Let Wei Jian release it first!"

Wei Jian: "Why didn't you loosen your grip first?"

"Oh shit!"

Feng Shaoyu sneered and said, "I don't believe I can't take care of two patients!"

As he spoke, he pulled out his genuine leather trouser pocket.

Jiang He reacted quickly, grabbing Feng Shaoyu and saying, "No, no, no... Dr. Feng, you're a doctor, how can you be so rough with a patient?"

Feng Shaoyu: "I won't hit them, Jiang He, let go... let me pee all over their faces, I don't believe they still won't let go!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Yu and Wei Jian immediately let go and stood up.

Jiang He was taken aback.

He let go of Feng Shaoyu's hand and glanced at him suspiciously. Seeing that Feng Shaoyu's expression didn't seem fake... perhaps he really had the idea of ​​"pissing in their faces" just now.

What's going on?

I've only been away from the hospital for half a month...

Why does it seem like Dr. Feng's mental state isn't quite right?
The crowd quickly dispersed.

Feng Shaoyu also left.

Jiang He said, "Chen Yu, use your earth-遁术 (earth-遁术 is a technique used in Chinese martial arts) to secretly follow him and take a look. I feel like Doctor Feng is acting a little strange."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yu...

Whoosh!
Only one pair of shoes remained on the ground.

About twenty minutes later, Chen Yu returned and reported, "Dr. Feng went to the restroom first, then went back to his office, took his medicine there, and then went to the dean's office."

"Take medicine?"

Jiang He's eyes flickered slightly as he asked, "What medicine did you take?"

Chen Yu took a medicine bottle out of his pocket.

Jiang He looked at it and exclaimed in surprise, "Thirty-Six Flavor Rehmannia Pill? It seems that Doctor Feng only has kidney deficiency, and doesn't seem to have any major mental problems?"

"No!"

Chen Yu said seriously, "There's a problem, a big problem... After Dr. Feng went to the dean's office, he smashed the window!"

Jiang He: "..."

He breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's just a broken window, it doesn't prove anything. It scared me to death! I thought you guys had driven Dr. Feng crazy!" Soon.

It was six o'clock in the afternoon.

Nurse Zhou Yue delivered dinner on time, pushing a food cart.

The moment she saw Jiang He, her face flushed involuntarily, and she said, "Jiang He, you're back?"

"Uh-huh."

“I saw it all online… You’re amazing. You single-handedly overwhelmed all the young talents of the Great Xia Dynasty. Many people online are saying that you should be the champion of this year’s National Youth Martial Arts Competition.”

Jiang He laughed and said, "The championship is just an empty title. Besides, I didn't even participate, so how could I win the championship?"

Tonight's dinner is rice.

The dishes were Kung Pao Chicken and Cold Shredded Potatoes, plus a chicken leg.

Zhou Yue handed the food to Jiang He, and also gave him four chicken legs. Jiang He asked in surprise, "Is our hospital cafeteria going to improve the food today?"

Zhou Yue quickly made a "shh" gesture and said, "Keep your voice down. These are chicken legs for Wei Jian, Chen Yu, and Lao Wang... It doesn't matter if they eat less, but I heard that you body-refining martial artists have a big appetite and expend a lot of energy, so you should eat more!"

Jiang He was deeply moved. He took out a bag of snacks from his storage space and handed it to Zhou Yue, saying, "These are from Jiangnan Base City. Take them back and share them with the nurses."

Zhou Yue smiled, her eyes narrowing into crescents, and said, "Hmph... I'm not sharing with them. Okay, I'm going to deliver food to the neighbors next door. Remember to take your medicine on time!"

"........."

Hemp egg!

Should I give my chicken leg to Jiang He?

And you said that to my face?
Wei Jian couldn't stand it anymore, so he reached out to snatch the chicken leg.

Jiang He slapped Wei Jian's hand away, furious, and sneered, "You little brat... I've only been gone for half a month, and you've grown wings, huh? You dare to steal my chicken leg?"

Wei Jian almost cried: "I just want my chicken leg back!"

Jiang He took out the S-grade Shadow Alloy Battle Blade and placed it on the bedside table.

Wei Jian: "Haha... Well, Dr. Feng said I've been feeling hot lately and suggested I eat lighter meals every day."

Four chicken drumsticks.

A serving of rice.

Jiang He only ate until he was about 70% full.

This aligns perfectly with scientific dietary principles!

"Ding!"

"A balanced diet can increase your strength by 10kg."

Jiang He took out three pills of Twenty-Four Flavor Rehmannia Pill and some psychiatric medication, and took them in sequence.

"Ding!"

"Rational use of medication, strength +10kg."

"Ding!"

"Rational use of medication, strength +10kg."

"It feels so good to be home!"

Jiang He stretched, changed into his comfortable mental hospital uniform, and suddenly remembered that he still had two [battles] to do today.

He saw Wei Jian banging his head against the wall, walked over and knocked him unconscious with a karate chop, then threw him onto the hospital bed.

"Ding!"

"You have survived a battle, strength +10kg."

Then, they went to room 208 next door, hoping to get the [Combat] attribute from Chen Yu for the third time, but Chen Yu wasn't there.

"That's all."

"When we go out for a late-night snack later, let's randomly pick a lucky martial arts school disciple to swipe."

It was already mid-October.

It was not even 7 o'clock, but it was already dark.

Jiang He ran two laps after leaving the inpatient department, completing today's "night run" activity.

"Ding!"

"Proper exercise can increase your strength by 10kg."

"It's still early, let's practice the Great Sage Fist first..."

Jiang He meditated on the Great Sage Fist by the green belt outside the inpatient department until 11:30 p.m. before leaving the hospital and heading straight for the night market street.

On his way to the night market, he turned into a martial arts school called "Swift Wind Martial Arts School" and suddenly punched one of the school's disciples.

"what!"

The martial arts student was startled and turned around, exclaiming, "Who? Who the hell hit me?"

The moment the martial arts disciple turned around, Jiang He had already turned into a blur and left, leaving only a blur and the ground cracked by his powerful strides!

"Ding!"

"You have survived a battle, strength +10kg."

Jiang He ran for a kilometer before stopping, and said with satisfaction, "In this way, my basic attribute of 230Kg for today has been fully maxed out."

Arrived at the night market street.

It's still that familiar barbecue stall.

Eat and drink enough.

"Ding!"

"A balanced diet can increase your strength by 10kg."

We ordered a lot today, and there was a lot of barbecue left over.

Jiang He packed up the rest and took it back to the hospital, intending to give it to Wei Jian. However, Wei Jian was sleeping soundly, and Jiang He couldn't wake him up no matter how many times he called him. So he gave it to Old Wang next door.

Old Wang was overjoyed and said, "Jiang He, you treated me to a late-night snack, and I don't have much to repay you with. How about I give you an injection?"

"Don't!"

Jiang He said, "If you ever have any more thoughts about me, I'll fucking beat you to death... By the way, where's Chen Yu?"

"do not know."

Old Wang, his mouth greasy from eating, said, "His shoes are still here, but he's gone."

He must have gone off somewhere again using his earth-遁术 (earth-遁术 is a type of magic that allows one to burrow

Jiang He didn't pay much attention and turned back to 207.

Lying in bed, Jiang He scrolled through short videos on his phone for a while before quickly drifting off to sleep.

He was half asleep when suddenly—

Snapped!
A sound of shattering glass rang out.

"who!"

"Who?"

Wei Jian, who hadn't turned over all night, suddenly woke up with a start. He jumped up, ran to the window, looked down, and shouted angrily, "Damn it...who smashed my window?"

"what……"

"Dr. Feng, you're up so early?"

It was just beginning to get light.

Jiang He also came to the window and looked out through the smashed window. He saw Feng Shaoyu grin at him and Wei Jian, and then make a gesture of waving his hand to throw a "stone".

Snapped!
The window of the adjacent ward 208 shattered!

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PS: The second update is here!
(End of this chapter)