I'm a body cultivator, so it's normal for me to destroy a star with one punch, right?

Chapter 104 My portrait has been displayed?

"It... Italian?"

Ye Zhongwen's eyes reddened, and he hysterically shouted, "Martial arts newbie, don't push your luck! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated. Even a clay figure has some spirit. If you have the guts, kill me!"

Snapped!
Jiang He slapped him hard across the face again.

"wanna die?"

"How can it be that easy?"

Jiang He looked at Sun Yao and asked, "Captain Sun, is the video recording finished?"

"OK OK."

Sun Yao returned the phone to Jiang He.

In my heart...

Full of doubts.

He had already looked into Jiang He's information and knew that Jiang He was currently receiving treatment at the "Anning Mental Health Rehabilitation Center" in Wucheng.

Is it...

Does this guy have some kind of psychological problem?
Making a near-master kneel down and sing "Conquer," and then recording it?
One of Sun Yao's men noticed the confusion on his face and silently handed over his phone.

The content on the phone screen was the entire process of the banter between [Martial Arts Newbie] and [Fire to the Starry Sky] on the Martial Arts Home Forum.

And rivers.

He then quickly edited a post while holding his phone.

"It took two hours and 388 kilometers of wilderness to... make you kneel down and sing 'Conquer'!"

then.

Import the video.

The post was published.

There were already many people on the forum waiting to see what would happen, and as soon as the post was published, a lot of people flocked in. The post received more than 10 replies in just one minute.

Half of the replies were "6666" (a Chinese internet slang for "awesome").

The remaining statement expressed skepticism.

"Judging from the poster's ID, they should be a martial arts beginner, right? Crossing 388 kilometers of wilderness in the middle of the night is really hard to make up. I'm waiting for it to go viral and be proven wrong."

Some netizens believe that the video of "Martial Arts Newbie" was filmed by someone randomly, and as for the certification badge with the words "Famous to the Depths of the Stars" hanging around the neck... could it just be written anywhere?

Some people even specifically tagged "[Fire to the Depths of the Stars]".

Jiang He was not surprised by this; Ye Zhongwen's account on the Martial Arts Home Forum was still logged in on his computer in the study.

So Jiang He took matters into his own hands and posted another thread using the ID "Fire to the Depths of the Starry Sky".

"It took two hours and 388 kilometers of wilderness to conquer this martial arts newbie!"

After posting.

Jiang He punched Ye Zhongwen's computer screen with a "bang," stood up, and said, "Alright... Captain Sun, take the men away. It's getting late, I have to go back."

Sun Yao politely asked him to stay.

Jiang He said, "Thank you for your kindness, Captain Sun... I sneaked out of the hospital. If I don't go back soon, my attending physician will be worried!"

"Ah this..."

Sun Yao was speechless for a moment; this reason was indeed quite novel.

So he said, "Then shall I send a car to take Mr. Jiang for a while?"

Just finished a battle.

Jiang He's suit jacket had ripped open.

Even the pants and the protective charm were torn due to the excessive force of the attack.

In the back seat, Jiang He took out a set of clothes from his storage space and changed, sighing, "No wonder Zhuo Bufan is so powerful, he still has to wear combat uniforms..."

"Looks like I'll have to buy one too!"

Combat uniforms are expensive, no matter.

There's a reason why something is valuable.

At least you won't have your clothes ripped off every time you fight.

The Yongcheng law enforcement team drove Jianghe all the way out of the city before returning.

Looking back at Yongcheng, Jiang He began his return journey. He ran all the way, applying the hidden power of the Great Sage Fist to his legs, and returned along the highway.

pity.

On their return, they did not encounter any more ferocious beasts.

Jiang He speculated...

It's possible that the ferocious beasts circling the highway are ones you've just killed, and they haven't "respawned" yet.

We travelled at lightning speed.

Jianghe returned to Wucheng at exactly 7:30.

"Ding!"

"Proper exercise can increase your strength by 10kg."

"........."

"So, all this running I did can be considered a 'morning workout'?"

I glanced at the system properties panel.

Strength: 59020kg
When it arrived in Yongcheng last night, the river's strength was exactly 59000 kg.

I fought Ye Zhongwen and completed a battle.

If you include the morning run, the data matches up perfectly.

The "burnt" marks on his body had faded, but Jiang He did not go home. Instead, he went straight to the "Anning Mental Health Rehabilitation Center".

As soon as Jiang He entered the hospital gate, he saw the security guards reprimanding several patients.

The security guard was chubby, with his hat tilted to one side. He held a stick in his hand and stood in front of the door, saying, "No... No one can step out of the hospital without the director's permission!"

Several patients pointed at Jiang He, who had just entered, and said, "Jia Baoan, you're lying. How can Jiang He come and go from the hospital so freely?"

"what?"

Jiang He was taken aback.

Why is the blame being shifted to me?
He touched his shiny brow and said, "My dean approved it!"

Jia Baoan: "Yes, Jiang He was granted special permission by the dean!"

Several patients glanced outside with teary eyes.

Jiang He saw their longing for freedom in their eyes and felt a pang of pity, so he advised, "Jia Baoan, why don't you make an exception and give them half a day off?"

"That's it!"

"We're all back to normal, so why won't you let us out?"

Several patients then started arguing.

Jia Baoan frowned and said, "Alright, since Jiang He has pleaded for you, I'll give you a chance... I'll ask each of you three questions, and whoever can answer two correctly can leave!"

"No, no, no!"

Several patients, clearly having been cheated by Jia Baoan before, quickly shook their heads and refused.

Jia Baoan's eyes darted around, and he said, "Then let's play a game. You repeat five sentences after me. If you win, I'll let you out. But if any of you repeat them wrong, you'll get a beating from me!"

"That's fine, I'll go first!"

"I come first, I come first!"

Several patients were scrambling to get to the front when Chen Yu suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Picking his nose, he pushed his way to the front and said, "I'll do it. Anyone can repeat what I've been told. If I repeat it wrong, you can stab me, not just hit me with a stick!"

Jiang He, who was planning to go back to the inpatient department for breakfast, was stunned when he heard this. He stopped and looked at Jia Baoan in surprise... Has this guy lost his mind?

If you just repeat it, who wouldn't know how?
Can he bear the responsibility of releasing a group of patients out of the hospital?
Chen Yu urged, "Jia Baoan, get started quickly." Jia Baoan nodded and said, "1!"

Chen Yu: "1!"

Jia Baoan: "Add 1!"

Chen Yu: "Add 1!"

Jia Baoan: "What does it equal?"

Chen Yu: "Equals 2!"

Snapped!
Jia Baoan swung his stick and smacked Chen Yu in the buttocks.

Chen Yu winced in pain and roared, "Damn it, doesn't 1+1 equal 2?"

The other patients also looked puzzled.

Jiang He blinked and laughed, "Equals is a sentence, you have to repeat it with Jia Baoan."

Don't tell me yet.

It's quite amusing to watch these mentally ill people have fun.

Chen Yu suddenly realized, and retorted, "Again!"

Jia Baoan: "1!"

Chen Yu: "1!"

Jia Baoan: "Add 1!"

Chen Yu: "Add 1!"

Jia Baoan: "What does it equal?"

Chen Yu: "What does it equal?"

Jia Baoan: "You're wrong again."

Chen Yu was shocked: "Where did I say something wrong?"

Snapped!
Jia Baoan swung his stick and hit Chen Yu on the buttocks again. Chen Yu was indignant and glared at him, cursing, "I didn't say anything wrong, why are you hitting me?"

Other patients: "Yes, yes, Chen Yu is right."

Jiang He lit a cigarette and laughed, "Otherwise, if you're going to say you're all sick, Jia Baoan's 'You're wrong again' is also a valid statement."

Chen Yu suddenly realized, but still unconvinced, he stubbornly said, "Again!"

Jia Baoan: "Are you ready?"

Chen Yu: "Ready!"

Snapped!
Chen Yu was hit with a stick again, but this time he didn't even feel the pain. He stood there stunned for several seconds, then slapped himself hard several times and turned to leave.

Jia Baoan looked at the other patients and asked, "Who's next?"

Would the other patients dare to continue?
They all turned and ran away.

Jiang He: "..."

He scratched his bald head, somewhat puzzled...

No!

Why did Jia Baoan hit someone in that final blow?
He was too embarrassed to ask Jia Baoan, so he deliberately pretended to understand, gave Jia Baoan a thumbs up, and then went back to his ward.

Breakfast at Anning Mental Health Rehabilitation Center is delivered at 8:00 AM.

It's 7:50 now, a little while to go.

Jiang He stood at the door of ward 207... and a feeling of "the closer to home, the more timid one becomes" arose in his heart.

The ward door was tightly closed.

He raised his hand and knocked on the door.

No one responded.

He knocked on it a few more times.

"Who is it?"

Wei Jian's sleepy voice came from inside the ward as he yawned and cursed, "How annoying... It's so early in the morning, can't a person get any sleep?"

He rubbed his eyes.

open the door.

When he finally saw the river clearly, he jumped up and yelled, "A ghost!" and then slammed the door shut.

Damn it!
Jiang He was furious. He punched the door open and stormed into the ward, intending to question Wei Jian about whether he was targeting him... but he was stunned when he entered the ward!
But on his bedside table, he saw...

A black and white photograph was displayed...

Small white flowers were also wrapped around the photo!
In front of the photo, there is an incense burner with three sticks of incense sticks stuck in it.

Jiang He was furious. He grabbed Wei Jian by the collar, pointed at the black and white photo, and yelled, "What the hell is this?!"

"His portrait!"

"I'm not dead yet, where did this funeral portrait come from? Who got it for me?"

"me."

With tears and snot streaming down his face, Wei Jian said, "Brother, you haven't been back to the hospital for days, and I haven't heard a word from you. I thought you were dead on the battlefield!"

"no!"

Jiang He's forehead veins bulged, and he pointed to Wei Jian's bedside, demanding, "Then what's the deal with this poster?"

A poster hangs above Wei Jian's bed.

The person on the poster is none other than Jiang He!
At the time, he was using the Heavenly Demon Disintegration Technique, wielding a battle sword and fighting against the black-robed followers of the Heavenly Demon Cult. There were corpses at his feet. Although the footage was captured by a drone, it looked incredibly cool!
Blood flames burned around him, his black robes fluttered without wind, and blood dripped from the tip of his shadow sword!

Wei Jian: "This is my idol, the Black-Robed War God Feng Shaoyu, who shares the same name as Doctor Feng!"

Hey!
Jiang He swiftly struck Wei Jian with a backhand chop, knocking him unconscious and throwing him onto the bed.

"Ding!"

"You have survived a battle, strength +10kg."

Oh shit!

This guy is seriously ill!
I went out of the city with you to "resist" the beast tide... Others may not know who the "Black-Robed War God" is, but don't you have any self-awareness?

At this time.

Nurse Zhou Yue arrived pushing the food cart.

She stood at the door of the ward, staring blankly at the smashed door, feeling somewhat helpless.

Jiang He took a deep breath to calm himself down and said, "It's okay, come in... Wei Jian broke the door. I'll have the dean find someone to fix it later, and Wei Jian will pay for the repairs."

"Oh!"

Zhou Yue entered the ward, put down two breakfasts, and glanced at Wei Jian, who was unconscious on the hospital bed.

Jiang He said, "He's asleep, there's no need to wake him. I'll eat his breakfast for him."

Seeing Zhou Yue's gaze lingering on his head, Jiang He felt embarrassed and touched his head, asking, "Am I ugly with a bald head?"

"No!"

Zhou Yue quickly waved her hand and said, "It's not ugly, it's not ugly... It's cute too, being round and smooth!"

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