I'm a body cultivator, so it's normal for me to destroy a star with one punch, right?

Chapter 1 Sister, can I take an extra dose of this medicine?
Wucheng.

Inside a hospital.

On the hospital bed, Jiang He suddenly opened his eyes and sat up abruptly!

"I……"

"I'm not dead?"

Jiang He kicked his legs and raised his hands, and couldn't help but wonder: "I was hit by a dump truck and I'm not only alive, but I'm not even hurt... My luck is too good!"

"wrong!"

"My head hurts..."

I touched it with my hand.

It is certain that there is a bandage wrapped around his head.

Jiang He guessed that he landed headfirst after being hit by the dump truck.

Moreover, fragments of unfamiliar memories would occasionally flash through my mind.

Heiresses, fiancées, children, and the like.

Am I hallucinating from being hit by a car?

Jiang He blinked and muttered, "Where would I, a bachelor, get a fiancée and a child?"

The environment in the ward was very nice.

There are four beds in total.

There were things on the other three beds, from which Jiang He deduced that he should have three other "fellow patients", but they were not in the ward, they must have gone out for a walk.

He walked out of the ward.

There were quite a few people wearing hospital gowns wandering around in the corridor.

An elderly patient passing by saw Jiang He and looked as if he had seen a ghost, exclaiming in shock, "Holy crap, you son of a bitch, you jumped from the fifth floor and you still didn't die?"

Jiang He: "???"

It wasn't that he didn't understand what the old man was saying.

The old man was saying, "You didn't die from jumping from the fifth floor?"

It's not that they don't understand.

I was hit by a dump truck, what does that have to do with jumping off a building?
So he glared at the old man and went up to argue with him: "You old coward, what nonsense are you talking about? When am I going to jump off a building?"

The old man rolled his eyes, muttered "You're crazy," and then skipped away.

Jiang He: "???"

Worthy!

Is this old man mentally unstable?
But soon...

He then realized something was wrong.

All the patients in the corridor seemed to be behaving abnormally...

For example, a man and a woman are arguing.

The man cried out, "Honey, please forgive me! Nothing really happened between Lao Wang and me."

The woman sneered, "I'm going to take a dump right now. If you catch it and eat it, I'll forgive you."

She took off her pants and then defecated.

The man grabbed it and ate it, and after he finished eating, he grabbed the woman and started kissing her!
The dozen or so patients who had been watching applauded. The old man who had skipped away had also come to watch the commotion, but he didn't applaud. Instead, his eyes were filled with tears. Jiang He, while gagging, asked, "Grandpa, are you that moved?"

"You're so idiot, you're crazy!"

The old man roared and fled, covering his face.

Hearing the sound, the man shouted and chased after him, saying, "Old Wang... let me explain."

Jiang He: "???"

He discovered that there were many slogans posted in the corridor, which read as follows—

Nurturing inner beauty, embracing a healthy life.

Strengthen doctor-patient communication and build a harmonious doctor-patient relationship.

Caring for people with mental illness and creating a happy and harmonious community.

"This this……"

"Is this some kind of mental hospital?"

Jiang He was dumbfounded.

He looked up and saw a television hanging in the corridor. On the television, a female anchor was wearing silver armor, and behind her was a pile of ruins. On the ruins lay the corpse of a monster that was at least sixty or seventy meters long.

"On August 15, 2024, Quancheng, one of the five major cities in the Longyuan Base, was attacked by a beast tide. After two days and two nights of bloody fighting, the beast tide was finally repelled, and the ferocious beast king that led the tide was killed..."

Jiang He opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a word.

The news footage then shifts.

On the television screen, a sea area appeared.

In that ocean, there was an enormous serpentine monster with eight heads, and behind it were countless marine creatures... without exception, these marine creatures were all enormous!
"Breaking international news." "On August 16, 2024, the Yamata no Serpent, the king of ferocious beasts in the Pacific Ocean, led the sea monsters in another attack on Japan. Japan's strongest warrior, Yagyu Ichito, was killed by the Yamata no Serpent, and Japan's last base city fell..."

"Well done!"

Jiang He instinctively shouted "Good!", but he quickly realized what he meant...

"and many more!"

"A ferocious beast... Could it be that I've transmigrated?"

he murmured.

"Wear something!"

Just then, a voice came from behind Jianghe.

Jiang He turned around and saw a nurse who was about 1 meters tall, with a wide build and weighing at least 250 pounds. She glared at Jiang He with a fierce look on her face and said, "Don't think nonsense. Are you having another episode? Hurry back to your ward and take your medicine!"

The patients, who had been playing in the corridor, scurried into the ward as if mice had seen a cat.

Jiang He panicked and shouted, "I'm not sick...you've got the wrong person..."

Oh shit!

This time travel thing is just too ridiculous!

It would be better to be hit and killed by a dump truck!
Who transmigrates into a mentally ill person?
He turned to run, but the female nurse grabbed him.

The rivers struggle.

But the nurse was incredibly strong and easily dragged Jiang He back to the ward. She said earnestly, "Jiang He, don't resist. My arm strength is 1100kg. I was specially hired by the hospital director to feed medicine to unruly patients like you."

1100kg arm strength? ???

Jiang He was dumbfounded. His eyes darted around, and he decided to win by his wits. He said, "Nurse, I'm really not sick... I'm all better now. If you don't believe me, ask me a few questions to test me."

"Row!"

The nurse bent down, dispensing medicine to Jiang He while asking, "What weapon is Chen Jingzhou, the top expert in our Xixia base city, best skilled with? What are his titles?"

Jiang He: "???"

"Ah this..."

Just in the gap when he opened his mouth.

Suddenly, the nurse flipped her hand and accurately stuffed a handful of medicine into Jiang He's mouth.

“Woo woo woo!”

Jiang He struggled, trying to vomit the medicine out.

But the nurse's technique was too good; her hand, which was bigger than Jiang He's face, gently lifted Jiang He's head.

Goo!
I swallowed all the medicine.

"Sweetie...come on, drink some water!"

The nurse smiled so much her eyes narrowed as she handed her a glass of water.

Jiang He felt his dignity had been insulted. He pressed his fingers to his throat, trying to vomit the medicine, but after gagging for a long time, it was to no avail. Instead, a crisp "ding" sound came from his mind.

"Ding!"

"Rational use of medication, strength +10kg."

then.

Before his eyes, a light screen appeared that only he could see.

Name: Jiang He

[Age: 20 years old]

Occupation: Mentally ill patient

Strength: 180kg

Jiang He: "..."

He was completely stunned.

When the nurse saw that Jiang He had stopped trying to soothe his throat, she placed the water on the bedside table and said, "Alright, stop fussing... I've looked at your file. It's just failing the college entrance exam and being heartbroken, right? Such a trivial matter, is it really worth having a mental breakdown over?"

"Take your medicine properly and try to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible!"

talking.

The nurse then pushed the medicine cart, intending to go to the next ward.

"Nurse sister..."

At this moment, Jiang He snapped out of his daze, grabbed the nurse's sleeve, and said, "Sister, could you give me a few more of those pills?"

The nurse looked puzzled.

Jiang He licked his lips and said, "Well... I ate too fast just now, so I didn't taste anything!"

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