Immortality begins with meditation puppets
Chapter 526 is ridiculous, you're using the Azure Dragon to farm mobs?
The Heroes' Tournament, a 100-to-50 elimination round.
Everyone who has made it this far is a master in their respective fields, and it is no exaggeration to say that they are one in a million. Therefore, no one will underestimate their opponent, and no one dares to say that they will definitely not suffer an unexpected setback.
Fu Mankang was completely focused at this moment, not daring to relax in the slightest, because standing opposite him was Su Qing, the famous Su Zhenren, who was now renowned throughout the myriad realms!
After repeatedly confirming that neither he nor Su Zhenren had entered the wrong arena, and that this Su Zhenren was indeed his competitor in the spiritual medicine project, Su Zhenren confirmed that Su Zhenren was indeed his competitor.
Fu Man Kang is a relaxed and enjoyable experience.
In terms of other skills, he was certainly no match for this Master Su.
But in the realm of spiritual healing, what is Master Su compared to Fu Yankang?
He is Fu Mankang, a doctor who has won praise from all the heavens and is a friend of all women!
Fu Mankang was full of confidence and wanted to defeat this genius who had become famous throughout the heavens in his field of expertise. Although he might not win honorably, he would at least become famous.
"Su Qing greets fellow Daoist!"
Su Qing greeted her chubby, smirking opponent with a friendly and polite demeanor.
"Fu Mankang, the 198th generation true disciple of the Benevolent Medicine Sect of the Wuyang Realm and the founder of Zhutian Fuji Hospital, greets True Man Su!"
Fu Mankang hurriedly returned the greeting, thinking to himself that this Master Su was quite polite and courteous, but that didn't stop him from taking the opportunity to promote his sect and medical clinic.
With so many events in this Heroes' Gathering, the cultivators from all realms watching the competitions through the recording talisman simply couldn't keep up. There were countless competitions that no one paid attention to. Only those cultivators who had topics to discuss and generated buzz could attract the attention of cultivators from all realms, and Su Qing was one of them.
From the perspective of the cultivators of the heavens, although the disciples sent by super-powerful forces such as the Yuanshi Sect and the Lingbao Sect were also exceptionally talented and had outstanding appearances, they had already seen and appreciated these people who had been active in the heavens. On the other hand, Su Qing, a native cultivator of Tianyuan, had not been well-known in the heavens before, but he had territory and prestige within the Tianyuan Realm. Naturally, the cultivators of the heavens wanted to take advantage of this Heroes' Gathering to see his abilities.
Especially those immortal kingdoms that haven't yet invested in the Tianyuan Realm and are still hesitant about which immortal kingdom to align with, want to take this conference to thoroughly examine Su Qing and the strength and foundation of the Kaiyuan Immortal Kingdom.
Fu Mankang was fully aware of this, knowing that there were probably countless people watching the match through the image-recording talisman at this very moment. Alas, it's a pity he didn't know that his opponent today was Su Qing, otherwise he would have carefully considered some advertising slogans.
However, there's no need to feel disappointed. As long as he can win beautifully and brilliantly in the upcoming matches, he can still achieve remarkable results.
“Just treat it as an advertisement!” Su Qing said, as if she had figured out his thoughts.
Fu Mankang was startled and was about to explain, lest this Master Su, who could see through people's hearts, hold a grudge against him, which would be a loss.
Looking up, he realized that Su Qing wasn't saying this to him.
He was speaking to the photographers in the audience!
Who is this?
They actually hired a fourth-level photographer to take his picture!
Fu Mankang knew the abilities of a fourth-level image capturer. Not only could they capture images over a thousand miles, but they could also transmit the images to the void and play them in a loop within a few stable relay stations in the void. Whenever cultivators from all realms crossed the void, they had to stay in the relay stations, and everyone couldn't help but take a second look at the advertisement. The advertising effect was top-notch!
Good results also mean high prices!
In any case, Fu Mankang, who runs a number of high-profit businesses such as abortion, plastic surgery, sex reassignment and even racial alteration in the heavens, cannot afford the high cost of a fourth-level photographer and advertising space at the transit station!
Miners are definitely rich!
Fu Mankang glanced enviously at Su Qing, the largest mine owner in Tianyuan.
Suddenly, I felt another jolt.
What...why did he send a photographer here?
Shooting an advertising video?
Was this taken for me? That can't be right.
Was that filmed for himself?
Does he think he's guaranteed to win? Does he want to use me as a backdrop in a promotional video?
As a Golden Core cultivator who doesn't rely on fighting and whose sect is only a third-rate one, Fu Mankang can still run dangerous businesses in the heavens, such as aborting the sect leader's wife, giving the old man who stole another man's wife plastic surgery, and providing a full range of escape services. He walks on the edge of the legal and illegal worlds, constantly testing the limits of life and death. How can he still be alive today? Does he not have a brain?
When he saw the photographer Su Qing had prepared below, he knew that the progress of the competition would be very different from what he had originally expected.
He didn't know where Su Qing's confidence came from, but he just knew he was doomed to lose this match!
"Don't panic, Fu Mankang. Your efforts in honing your medical skills day and night for hundreds of years will not be in vain. You can definitely do it!"
He silently cheered himself up, trembling as he waited for the competition to begin.
"The competition begins. Please address the needs of your respective patients within the allotted time. The one who handles the most patients and achieves the highest patient satisfaction within the same timeframe wins!"
A referee sent by the Primordial Sect gave an order, and two rows of patients walked up to Su Qing and Fu Mankang respectively.
"Fellow Daoist, my arm was bitten off by a lion demon yesterday. Could you see if it can be reattached? Also, that lion was very ugly and looked like it had a serious illness. Could you please check if it had infected me with evil or poisonous energy?"
"Doctor, are you sure you can handle this? Whether you can or not, it's a deal. Whether my illness can be cured or not is another matter, but you absolutely have to pay me for being your tool in this competition. My travel expenses back to my hometown depend on that. If you don't pay, don't blame me for blaming you!"
"Old Fu, it's me, Uncle Ji! I've finally caught you in this competition! This gives me a chance to snag free medical care and a sum of money for drinking and carousing. If you ask me, this competition should be held more often, more frequently. What a great perk! Alright, alright, alright, enough talk. As before, get me a few more backup 'second brothers'. The courtesans in the Far West City are much more exciting than those in our Wuyang Realm. The backup 'second brothers' I prepared before coming here aren't enough!"
The noisy patients, their strange requests, and the familiar rhythm made Fu Mankang forget everything else and focus only on the patients in front of him.
As a professional doctor, he naturally has all the necessary professional equipment.
The Tier 3 medical vehicle is equipped with a life circulatory system capable of performing liver, lung, and brain transplants.
The Multi-Speed Organ Box contains organs he has collected over many years, encompassing almost all the major races of the heavens, especially those of donkeys and horses, which are in high demand and represent a money-making project he has only recently developed. The Treasure Bag contains various cultivation artifacts for medical purposes, including but not limited to hemostatic talismans, anesthesia talismans, tranquilizing talismans, third-tier scalpels, third-tier assistant puppets, and so on.
The medicine bottle contained several life-saving pills, which were usually kept for himself, but also a powerful tool to turn the tide in the event of a medical accident. It had only been used twice in the years. Although the two patients died on the roadside immediately after taking the pills and leaving the clinic, at least they did not die inside the clinic, allowing the Fu family clinic to maintain a zero-death record.
With the help of these devices, Fu Mankang quickly stitched up the arm of the patient who had been bitten by a suspected mad lion, and thoughtfully gave him a mad lion needle to put his mind at ease.
Another young man, who saw the tiger demon display its power in the competition a few days ago and thought it was cool, and wanted to be a tiger instead of a human, had his head given a beautiful and domineering tiger head.
He then expertly customized several extra-long-lasting, specially designed penises for Ji Bochang, a long-time customer and cultivator in this realm. To further enhance his satisfaction, he used expensive synesthetic materials to shorten the synesthetic delay time. In a maximum of three seconds, the pleasure felt by the penis could be synchronously transmitted to him, allowing him to experience the sensation of a real penis while wearing the fake one.
In less than half an hour, he had relieved the three patients of their worries and troubles, and Fu Mankang was filled with pride and satisfaction.
"Fully equipped and experienced, Master Su, what do you have to fight me with!"
Feeling confident that he had succeeded again, Fu Mankang glanced contemptuously at his competitor.
Upon closer inspection, he nearly dropped the scalpel in his hand.
But then I saw Su Qing on the other side of the arena.
It is immoral, unscrupulous, unfair, and illegal to release spider-like puppets and a large spider-shaped medical vehicle with a red light on.
Spider puppets with many claws and many legs can open up people's stomachs and thread needles without even using a scalpel. One spider puppet can treat dozens of patients at the same time.
The spider medical vehicle opened its doors wide for people to see, revealing hundreds of clean and tidy rooms created using spatial folding techniques. Each room was equipped with its prized life circulation system, and in addition, there were wood spirit servants as caregivers and gentle and lovely beauty puppets as nurses. With such medical standards and service quality, even Fu Mankang wanted to buy one!
While Su Qing used these spider puppets and spider chariots to process patients like an assembly line, he also had time, at the photographer's suggestion, to choose the most handsome angle, strike the most approachable smile, and give a lengthy introduction to his puppet products.
"What to do about an unplanned pregnancy? Find Spider for painless abortion, including qualification testing and bloodline testing services, to help you protect every healthy child with the right father!"
"If you're wondering which emergency medical services are the best, look no further than Su Ji in Kaiyuan Jixi. Every spider doctor here has undergone hundreds of testing procedures, ensuring fair quality and a guaranteed price. It's an essential item for every warrior born for battle. And if any quality issues arise, we offer a ten-year money-back guarantee and a one-hundred-year replacement guarantee, so you can buy with confidence and use with peace of mind!"
"Evil spirits are rising up everywhere, and battles are frequent. Are you still troubled by the large-scale casualties on the battlefield? Come and buy a Spider Medical Vehicle. The entire vehicle is equipped with intelligent runes, which can adapt to various complex battlefield environments. It can complete battlefield first aid missions without the cooperation of others, so that every warrior on the battlefield can receive full and timely treatment. It can also be equipped with a sanatorium, passionate nurses and many other services. It thinks about what you think and is anxious about what you are anxious about. There is limited stock and high demand, so buy it quickly."
Watching Su Qing speak eloquently, and seeing the number of viewers constantly soaring on the recording, Fu Mankang was so angry that he could barely hold his scalpel!
Is Su Qing doing an advertisement?
He's cutting off their livelihood as spiritual healers!
After this advertisement spread, he could already imagine the future where every cultivator in the heavens had a spider doctor, and his Fu family clinic would be deserted!
But now is clearly not the time to be angry about this.
"Foul! Referee, this is a contest of spiritual healing skills, not a contest of puppets. He used a puppet, he fouled!"
With a ripping sound, his emotions were unstable, and he finally lost his grip and used the scalpel to slice the patient's head in half.
This is a minor matter; it will be fine after it's sewn up. He has studied cosmetic needles and can ensure that the anesthetized patient won't be able to tell. What makes him happy is that the referee on the field, although he did not accept his protest and directly eliminated Su Qing, only warned him once, but also told him to do it himself and not to let the puppet do it for him, so that his method of using the puppet to defeat him would be ineffective!
Without the puppet, I'd like to see how you fight me!
The cheerful Fu Mankang quickly and efficiently cheered up the patient in bed. This fellow had a terrible reputation for bullying men and women throughout the heavens and was ridiculed as heartless and cruel. Because of his bad character, he was rejected by several immortal kingdoms after arriving in Tianyuan. Helpless, he could only choose to have his heart replaced. He wanted to replace his heart with a bear's heart and tiger's lungs so that no one could call him heartless and cruel anymore!
This was a major operation. Fu Mankang activated the life circulation system, and the life runes began to rotate, covering the patient's body with a layer of blue circulating airflow to ensure that his vital signs would not disappear during the operation. Under this guarantee, he quickly began a series of surgeries, taking out his heart and lungs, then replacing them, and finally sewing his ugly and fierce head into a harmless human form, which could be considered a bonus plastic surgery service, presumably very helpful for his goal of obtaining a visa to the Immortal Kingdom.
He successfully completed a major surgery that was rare even in his many years of medical practice, and also received sincere thanks from that third-level body cultivator who could have crushed him with a single slap.
Fu Mankang stepped out of the medical vehicle with great satisfaction, and involuntarily turned his gaze to the side of his competitors!
What a weird thing!
What did I see!
Fu Mankang rubbed his eyes in disbelief, applied a calming talisman to himself, and looked up at the other side again.
What were those dense, rain-like clouds in the sky?
These were countless spiritual needles manipulated by Su Qing with her divine sense. Each needle landed precisely where it was supposed to, like a butterfly flitting among flowers, relieving the pain of patients suffering from external injuries.
What is that patient on the ground doing, constantly rewinding, flashing back, and looping? It's Su Qing using the power of time runes to find the best treatment effect for the patient.
What is that dragon emitting a bluish light?
It is the legendary Azure Dragon Dao Pattern, which is infusing life energy into a row of patients!
Those self-assembling wolf heads, bear heads, tiger heads, all kinds of shapes and sizes, with blue arms, green arms, red arms, colorful and gaudy, thick legs, thin legs, hairy legs, white legs, countless, what are these?
These are prosthetic puppets that can not only perfectly adapt to the needs of various patients, but also be equipped with various combat modules to achieve the effect of prosthetics being stronger than real limbs. What's even more infuriating is that these puppets are defined as medical devices, and the referees do not prohibit them.
Seeing that Su Qing was still enthusiastically promoting his prosthetic puppet, the photographer didn't even tilt the camera in his direction.
Fu Mankang finally understood.
Not only was I not the main character in this match, but I didn't even have the right to be a background character; I didn't even get a chance to appear on screen!
Come to think of it, compared to the fancy tricks that Master Su has shown, his little skill is indeed not worth mentioning. But, Master Su, if you have this ability, then use it against me.
Why not save them for killing the boss? They're not worth killing me, this little monster!
Fu Mankang is truly impressed this time.
Completely convinced! (End of Chapter)
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