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When Zhang Huen "woke up", he found that the movie had entered the second act. He was naked to the waist, wearing a golden necklace with a dog's head thick as a finger, holding a shiny machete in his hand, and was following Fan Qiang. From behind, he stared covetously at the main character, Chu Ge, who was huddled in front of the gate.

"What's the matter, make a fool of yourself, and forget about the old lady?"

The face-slapping set 1 played by Fan Qiang is a bit of a black model. The steel ball stick in his hand is knocking on the ground one after another, squinting at Chu Ge and Jiang Xiaoying with his eyes hanging, talking non-stop:
"I said Xiaoying, you used to be crazy when you were under my brother's crotch, but I have never seen you being such a small bird. Forget it, what are you pretending to be innocent, as long as you come to lick the bird for my brother, I will bypass you My little boy!"

Zhang Huen cursed in his heart, the black boss in this kind of low-level amateur movie has no lines that can make people feel happy, just a few lines of bravery and ruthlessness that reveal the atmosphere of the urban-rural fringe.

While bored, he took a look at his attributes.

"Face-slapping trick 2--Actor: Zhang Huen Performance level: Level 2 trick

Deduction Skill: Eagle Claw Flip
close gait
sword fighting

gladiatorial awareness
Status: strong
Subconscious: Cowardly
Attention: 0
Income: 0"

Mei Zizhong, who had been keeping silent and pretending to be profound, burst out laughing, walked up to Fan Qiang with reserved steps, took out a dragon card from his Armani suit and threw it on the ground, saying:
"There are 100 million in this card. It just so happens that I still lack a few thugs. You can hang out with me in the future. If you want girls, you can have girls, you can have houses, you can have cars; it's better than you floating in the society." Take the risk of being hit by black and white, right?"

Zhang Huen, who was awakened by Mei Zizhong, looked at Fan Qiang, and found that his subconscious mind turned out to be --- loyal and honest.

Sure enough, under the pressure of money, Fan Qiang, a loyal and honest farmer, picked up the dragon card from the ground tremblingly, and asked in disbelief: "1... 100 million, really 100 million?"

"Ha, who am I, Chu Ge, 100 million is just pocket money for me, don't worry, from now on, I will have 100 million every month for those who eat well and drink spicy food with me."

"Bang!"

Fan Qiang was just like his own family, the club in his hand fell to the ground, and even the tattoo on the back of his neck was trembling, and he yelled at Zhang Huen and another coquette like a convulsion:

"Smecta, let's send it. You don't have to worry about the house in your hometown anymore, and you don't have to worry about your future life anymore. We will hang out with Boss Chu from now on. Come, come and call Boss!"

"Boss! You will be my boss forever!"

Face Slap 3 Seeing that Fan Qiang surrendered, he threw down the crowbar that was disrespectful to the new boss, and ran to Mei Zizhong's side, bowing and flattering for free, the two The slap in the face is like a poodle raised by Chu Ge, who almost kneels on the ground and licks his leather shoes.

Zhang Huen walked towards Mei Zizhong, and put the phrase "Brother, you are the most handsome and coolest man in the world, bar none" that kept coming back to mind, and walked to Fan Qiang's room with a smile on his face. On the side, he turned around and stabbed Fan Qiang in the stomach with a knife. Fan Qiang, who was only singing praises, didn't even have a conditioned reflex, and slowly fell down with a look of astonishment, doubt, and unwillingness.

"Pooh!"

Zhang Huen spit at Fan Qiang's still trembling body, now is his performance time, if a person violently kills without any reason, then this person will be judged as crazy by the real movie, and it is impossible for a crazy person to join He belongs to a big family in the film and television industry, but if there is a theory, even if it is outrageous, his behavior will only be regarded as the work of a vicious and brutal subconscious mind.

Zhang Huen smiled and walked towards Mei Zizhong. He knew that a brainless and violent killer would not be popular in the film and television industry, so he wanted to be an elegant killer, just like the violent intellectuals in Quentin's movies. All in one killer.

"Mr. Chu, what do you think money can buy? Your life or her life?"

Mei Zizhong was choked by the sudden blow and could not speak. After a short period of distraction, the face-slapping man 3 who was wagging his tail and begging for mercy at his side let out a scream like a little girl who was on the road:

"Killed, killed!"

Dragon Set 3 fled towards the end of the main road outside the villa. Zhang Huen didn't want to worry about him, because he was not within the scope of the bounty target. Why waste energy chasing and killing a worthless target?
Zhang Huen carried the bloody machete and walked towards Mei Zizhong step by step, Mei Zizhong twitched his cheeks, pulled Jiang Xiaoying beside him and pushed towards Zhang Huen, saying:
"Brother, if this woman returns it to you, the 100 million yuan will be used as the usage fee for borrowing this woman for the past few days. You should leave quickly. I have already called the police. If the police come, you will not be able to escape."

"Okay, but I don't like other people using bad ones."

Jiang Xiaoying, who was pushed over, was still pretending to be smiling, but when she heard Zhang Huen's words that didn't give her any face, a trace of resentment flashed in her eyes, but it was just a flash, she didn't even have time to dodge the reaction Having been slashed on the forehead by Zhang Huen, his pretty face was cut in half immediately, and he fell to the ground with a strange smile on his face.

"Killed, killed again!"

Like a slap in the face 3, Mei Zizhong and his women screamed and fled towards the villa. Zhang Huen slashed at the last two black fungus and kicked over the old concierge who was about to step forward to protect the lord. After the old concierge fell down, he was still pointing at Zhang Huen tremblingly, trying to threaten Zhang Huen with the police. Zhang Huen picked his ears, kicked him on the chin, and broke the old man's neck.

Zhang Huen chased Mei Zizhong and his women into the villa with a knife.I have the machete in my hand, I have it in the world, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, black fungus one after another, screaming, begging for mercy, covering his head under the quilt like crazy, or taking off his clothes in an attempt to seduce Zhang Huen, but when he is calm and Before the ferocious machete, all of them turned into dead souls under the knife.

Three fell in the living room, one was chopped down in the kitchen, one was chopped to death in the bathtub of the toilet, and one was hung in the stairwell. Mei Zizhong took the remaining 3 black fungus and 2 maids , 3 servants hid in the master bedroom and pushed the bed to block the door.

"Boss Chu, aren't you rich? Can money buy your life?"

Zhang Huen’s voice came from outside the door, and the two black fungus lost control and jumped off the balcony upstairs, only to hear the sound of "pa, ah, ouch". Mei Zizhong looked at the solid wooden door, as if The demons outside are about to break into the door in minutes.

"Don't come in. I've already called the police. You can't run away when the police come. I advise you to leave now. I'll pretend nothing happened!"

Mei Zizhong cheered himself up hoarsely. The 110 line has been unable to get through, and the 120 and 119 lines are also busy. For a while, he seems to feel that he has a very strange amnesia. My relatives, my friends, why do I customize it? There is no contact number on the orphan phone?

"Can you make calls?"

The male and female servants and the remaining black fungus shook their heads one after another, which made Mei Zizhong toss his hair furiously and yelled at the remaining three men and three women:

"This must be an illusion, it's an illusion, yes, it's a dream, I'm dreaming, none of you are real, not real!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed up and grabbed a servant by the neck and slammed it against the wall hard. The sound of hitting the wall made the rest of the people tremble with fear. Master Chu went crazy, and we should be the next one.

"Master, master, calm down, calm down!"

The remaining two male servants stepped forward to stop the crazy Mei Zizhong, and the two of them pulled Mei Zizhong away with a burst of brute force. Zhong shook off the arms of the two, stepped forward and kicked the fallen male servant twice, and shouted:

"I want to live, live, you guys, go out for me, go out and reward 100 million each."

The two male servants looked at each other, then lowered their heads and retreated to the side, what a joke, money is precious, life is more expensive.Seeing that the two were shrinking back, Chu Wanwan picked up a pair of scissors on the dressing table in the master bedroom, and said to them with a ferocious face:

"Rush out for me, or I will open a few eyes on you."

"Master, calm down!"

"Master, don't, master."

"Hey, Young Master Chu!"

A loud cry from the balcony brought Mei Zizhong back to his senses from the verge of a nervous breakdown. He rushed to the balcony and looked down, only to see a man standing on the grass in front of the villa, holding a machete Standing in the midday sun and smiling at himself with big white teeth, there were two corpses of women crawling under his feet, no, one of them was still wriggling and struggling, but that man's leather shoes stepped on her spine, making her Difficult to move.

Mei Zizhong didn't know where the courage came from, and gestured at the villain standing in the courtyard of his villa:
"Boy, you're dead, you're going to be shot, shot, you know, with such a small eye on the top of your head, your face is smashed!"

Looking at Mei Zizhong dancing on the balcony, Zhang Huen took out the Zippo he found from their house to light a cigarette for himself, and then threw the burning lighter into the living room of the villa.Loud noises like thunder came from the kitchen of the villa. The glass doors and windows on the first and second floors of the villa were instantly shattered like flowers scattered on the surrounding lawns. The flame tail, more than three meters long, then rushed towards the second floor.

The loud noise and vibration caused Mei Zizhong, who was screaming on the railing, to fall down screaming, but he was lucky that his head did not hit the ground, and his fat butt saved his life.

Zhang Huen walked over and dragged Mei Zizhong who was crying on the ground to the side of the crippled woman. The woman struggled to get up and before she could take two steps, she was kicked to the ground by him.

"Help, help!"

The men and women on the balcony were surrounded by the rapidly expanding fire. The fire on the first floor quickly spread to the second floor. The raging flames scorched the balcony of the master bedroom. The high temperature is threatening, to jump or not to jump, this is a question.

"Forgive me, all mine is yours."

Mei Zizhong's right hand showed an abnormal bend. It turned out that it was broken when he landed. At this moment, all he could do was beg, without even the slightest thought of resistance.The man in front of him with a stubble and a hideous face seemed to treat money like dung, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and threw him beside the woman.

Zhang Huen looked back at the blackened balcony over there, and the three men on it had already jumped down. They were lucky, they didn't hurt their muscles and bones like the black fungus in front, they just rubbed their calves and moved towards ran away in the opposite direction.And the three women were still screaming meaninglessly there, it seemed that they couldn't get down.

Just run away, anyway, isn't there no role for these three male servants in the mission?Zhang Huen let go of the three male servants, and said to Chu Ge and the black fungus with a smile:

"Want to live?"

Mei Zizhong and the woman nodded at the same time, with a look of hope in their eyes.

"But you two can only live as one, what should we do?"

Seeing the distressed expression on the villain's face, Mei Zizhong and the woman moved back half a meter. The atmosphere of distrust between the two quickly increased, but they didn't trust Zhang Huen even more. manage.

"Hurry up, my patience is limited, I finally sent out a kind heart, don't you stay still?"

The loud noise of "Hula, boom!" came from the villa, and the small second floor finally couldn't bear the attack of the fire, and collapsed amidst the flames and thick smoke. After the dust was flying, a figure covered in fire screamed mournfully Crawled out from the ruins.Pyro stood up and took a few steps before falling to the ground again, crawling forward with difficulty.

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a pity."

The burning woman climbed three or four meters without dying. The screams in her mouth made Mei Zizhong and the woman's teeth chatter, and their bodies were icy cold, as if they had fallen into an abyss.

"Can't you let me live?"

Mei Zizhong looked at Zhang Huen in despair, the smile on Zhang Huen's face was so peaceful that he felt that no smile could be more terrifying.He looked back at the woman who was in harmony with him, and the flame of survival in her eyes hurt his heart.

"Smelly bastard, it's all your fault!"

Mei Zizhong got up and kicked the woman in the stomach. The woman snorted and did not resist, but stared at Mei Zizhong fiercely with her eyes.

"Look, look at your MB!"

Angrily, Mei Zizhong kicked the woman one after another. The woman rolled on the ground in pain. Before it was too late, Mei Zizhong fell to the ground, and the woman rushed forward in a full state of revival. When he looked into the woman's hand, he found that she was holding a sharp stone covered with blood. Once, once, once, he poked his eyes, nose, and forehead.

The woman's body and face were covered with blood and brains. Mei Zizhong stopped when her twitching body stopped. Her trembling body showed her panic and helplessness. Zhang Huen's shadow was imprinted on her. on his back, blocking the scorching sun at noon for her.

She raised her head and looked at the man standing behind her, blocking the sunlight above her head. The light refracted by the gleaming machete made her narrow her eyes involuntarily. Suddenly, the woman showed a rare smile and said:

"I'm still going to die, right?"

"Sorry, don't sell meat again in your next life."

The woman's head fell to the side grass with an indifferent and life-threatening smile, right next to Mei Zizhong's smashed face.

The gentle light spread out in the sky again, and the golden "End" sign appeared above the villa.