king of movies

"Look at your distraught look, do you owe me something?" He Wenyu was completely speechless to Fan Mengqi. This girl's nerves have been abnormal for a few days, she doesn't go to class, and she doesn't eat well. Looking at the printed screenshot of Zhang Huen on the bed, she couldn't figure it out. Who could be so demagogic?
He Wenyu, who decided to save her roommate and mascot in person, decided to go to the real movie website to scold Zhang Huen for being a scourge, so He Wenyu, who has never been on the real movie, went there. Before I had time to savor the introduction of the movie, Lei’s skin was tender and crispy by the playfulness of the girls. When the girls started to show their affection to the tiger, He Wenyu couldn’t help complaining. Who knew that she would complain It attracted countless worshipers.

While spitting, she found that she was addicted to spitting, and every time she vomited so penetratingly, it made her March Queen's nickname red and purple, purple and black.

Unknowingly, He Wenyu found that she admired this man named Zhang Huen a little bit. She started chasing movies from "Iron Brave Girl", followed by "Super Power Out of Control", and followed "Resident Evil [-]". The more she watched, the more she liked it, and she returned to reality. Various characters of Zhang Huen often flashed in their minds when they were ruthless, crazy, and crazy, so there was another female lunatic who was often in a daze for no reason in this dormitory. "It's over, it's over, Zhang Huen has a female man who succeeded in the strategy."

Sitting on the upper bunk, Wei Xiaoqing looked at the two silly roommates, and said to Shi Qiulan.Shi Qiulan could only sigh at this situation, even He Wenyu, a super girl, had been captured, if she put herself in danger, she probably would not be able to escape the bad luck of being captured.

"Xiaoqing, remember, cherish life and stay away from Zhang Huen."

"Don't worry, I have no love for uncles over 25."

"...Then you...then why did you secretly put Meng Qi's treasures under the quilt last night, and also, you blasphemed yourself last night... woo woo ..."

Wei Xiaoqing covered Shi Qiulan's mouth, blushing like a monkey's butt.

"Shh, if a lunatic hears about it, she'll tear me alive."

"Ah~"

A sudden scream made the two girls nervously look at the two lunatics, only to see He Wenyu jumping up, grabbing Fan Mengqi by the collar and saying:
"Go, I can't take it anymore, let's go to him and explain it!"

The normal woman with a brain shutdown opened her mouth wide and looked at He Wenyu, who was bursting out with incomparable passion. Fearing that the crazy woman would suddenly pull out a hammer from behind and hit her forehead, she asked weakly, "What's wrong with you? Who are you going to find?"

"Aren't you just that annoying old goblin!"

"vomit!"

"Hey, Mengmeng, are you going?"

"What are you going to do?"

Fan Mengqi, who tends to be demented, looked at Queen He who was expressing love, and asked sillyly. Queen He grabbed the hair on her head and laughed loudly:

"We want Zhang Huen, a heartless old goblin, to know the consequences of angering Her Majesty the Queen!"

"Zhang... Zhang Huen, you mean Zhang Huen."

Upon hearing Zhang Huen's name, Fan Mengqi's small head that had stopped functioning suddenly returned to normal. She swept away He Wenyu's paw, stood up with her small chest, pointed at her and asked:

"Who the hell are you? How could you be? No, Brother Hu can't possibly fall in love with you. Your breasts are only a little bit bigger than mine, not as good as Christian's, and not as good as Mila Jovovich's. Butt Not as good as me, and you are simply a man wearing a girl's skin."

"Hey, I haven't been in the house for three days. How about my breasts? That's my late development. Haven't you heard of a late bloomer? Also, your ass is up to the grass, just like your watery appearance, Sooner or later, I will get out of the wall. So what if I have a man's heart? No matter how straight Zhang Huen is, I will bend him!"…

He Wenyu's domineering and incomparable Queen's proclamation completely petrified Shi Qiulan. She quickly suppressed the beauty of a movie made by Zhang Huen and thought in her heart, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form."

"Wenyu, you are amazing."

"I fought with you!"

The berserk Fan Mengqi rushed towards He Wenyu, but the Dream God was no match for Queen He, the angry little lamb rushed towards the female sex satyr without hesitation, and was soon crushed by the female sex satyr and fell asleep.

"Hehe, Xiao Nizi has developed a second time. I didn't realize that she was promoted after a few days without touching her."

"You bastard!"

"Hehe, the buttocks are just upturned, and they are quite elastic."

"He Wenyu, you bastard!"

"He Wenyu, don't go too far!"

Shi Qiulan couldn't stand it anymore, she threw down the "Actor's Self-cultivation" that she used to pretend to cover her face, and grabbed He Wenyu back with a single stride.

"Haha, are you kidding me? Why take it so seriously? I said, Mengmeng, are you going to Goose City? Let's find Zhang Huen."

Fan Mengqi got up from the ground with bright eyes and said:
"I won't go with you, I'll go by myself."

"Don't think about it!"

He Wenyu broke free from Shi Qiulan's restraint, poked Fan Mengqi's chest with her finger, and said:

"Don't try to eat alone, Zhang Huen's head, you can't take it alone."

"I want you to take care of it!"

Just do what she said, Fan Mengqi began to open the cabinet to pack things, He Wenyu laughed three times nervously, and quickly ran back to her bed to rummage through the cabinet.

Shi Qiulan looked at the very quiet dormitory for a while, and asked a little discouraged:

"I said, you just leave like this, if the instructor asks..."

"It's okay, it's just after May Day, the old woman should go out for a trip, so she doesn't have time to take care of us."

"...Wen Yu, I originally thought you were a rational person, why are you fooling around with Meng Qi?"

"That's because I believe in love again!"

"Tch, does a little girl know what love is?"

"Love is when a man and a woman can have sex regardless of occasion, day or night!"

"You really are a bastard!"

Shi Qiulan angrily threw "Actor's Self-Cultivation" over, and He Wenyu copied it, and put the book into her travel backpack.

"Thanks, Boss, what a coincidence that there are no books to read on the way."

"Hmph, I wish you good luck! I'll leave without sending you off!"

Shi Qiulan covered her head with the cup and went to sleep for her noon nap. When He Wenyu packed her luggage, she found that Wei Xiaoqing who was going to bed was crawling down with a small backpack on her back. Seeing He Wenyu staring at her, she even vomited. Sticking out his tongue, he put his index finger next to his mouth and made a "shh" gesture.

Modu, the most prosperous and largest coastal city in the Great Xia Empire, the high-rise buildings can no longer be used to describe its prosperity, and many deformed skyscrapers shroud the entire city in a shadow. The people of Modu want to see it in a clear summer. The sun, you have to drive away from the city and go to the suburbs to enjoy the caress of ultraviolet rays.

In front of the railway station in the magic city, there stood a brown beauty with pink lips slightly parted. Her wavy long hair was draped over her right chest. A pair of sunglasses covered her eyes. Now she was looking blankly at the train station timetable. The Chinese that keeps popping up on the Internet, I don't know which few square characters represent "Goose City".

"Sorry to bother you, may I ask how to get to Goose City?"

A burst of English sounded next to him, which made Christian's already depressed mood suddenly improve, and instantly became extremely bad.

Mira looked at the lady who suddenly smiled and looked at her, then deliberately turned her face away as if she didn't hear, and asked a little confused:

"Sorry, do we know each other?"

Christian squeezed out a few words from between his teeth:

"I know, and I'm still a rival in love."

"...Sorry, I think you misunderstood, I'm Milla Jovovich, and I'm here for vacation in Daxia."

"On vacation, why go to Goose City on vacation?"

"Because there is Zhang Huen in Goose City!"

Christian took off his sunglasses, stretched out his hand with a displeased face, and said:

"I advise you not to go, that man won't be interested in an old woman like you."

Mira held Christian's hand affectionately, but her tone was not friendly at all.

"You're Christian, Liz the medic. I can't tell you are so old from the movies, but Zhang Huen seems to be more interested in old women like me."

"Hmph, let's wait and see!"

Mila watched Christian throw away his hands proudly, and rushed towards the crowd with his chest upright. She stood there with her hands folded and waited intently. Sure enough, less than 3 minutes later, Christian dragged his luggage and left dejectedly. return.

"I'm just kidding, I'm really just here for sightseeing. The reason why I went to Goose City is because Zhang Huen's company sent me an invitation letter, hoping that I would visit their company."

"Come here if you are called. You are the Oscar queen, the darling of hundreds of millions of people. Also, what's the matter with your outfit? Where's your black super bodyguard?"

Mira pointed to the four burly men standing next to the newsstand in the distance. Their appearance in black suits and black sunglasses had already caused the surrounding Daxia people who didn't know the truth to secretly call 110. Two policemen were standing in front of them for interrogation. , A burst of questioning with the bull's head and the horse's mouth completely nestled the four black superstars there.

"Why don't you fly?"

Christian asked puzzledly, Mira quickly took out the Kidney [-] PLUS in her bag, and played a video for her:
"I have collected a lot of information. You see, this is the most popular dance in Daxia recently. You can only see it on the train."

Watching the group of flight attendants in uniform in the video dance with the melody, twisting their waists, shaking their buttocks and frantically nodding their heads, a novel feeling hit Christian's whole body.

"I planted a seed and it finally bore fruit; today is a great day.

Take off the stars and give them to you, pull down the moon and give them to you; let the sun rise for you every day. . . . . . "

Accompanied by Brother Chopsticks' burning voice and fast-four rhythm, Christian and Mira actually learned the dance in the video and danced in the big square in front of the train station. Soon, they appeared out of nowhere A group of old men and women put down their luggage and spontaneously joined the dancing group. One of the women took out a large power amplifier from the luggage and placed it next to the two beauties.

The two police officers who were interrogating Heichao saw that everyone was on fire, and they couldn't help twisting their bodies. The aunt at the newsstand looked at their dancing posture, gave him two bad reviews, and then put the dance in the square of Shanghai The business card of the train station branch of the association was handed over to them, and they were asked to meet at the community square outside the train station at 7:[-] every night.

"Yoha, I didn't expect Daxia's grandpa and grandma to be so talented in dancing!"

"Yes, Great Xia is really a magical country."