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The film kicked off in an extremely unfriendly atmosphere. At the beginning of the film, there was a scene of the blue sea and blue sky, five girls playing in the water, their human breasts rippling in the rippling sea. Stimulating the audience's ears, the head scratching movements and the extremely uncoordinated milk and butt shaking made the audience in the virtual cinema think that this is another youth inspirational film.The only disharmony in the scene was that Big Brother Sparrow also showed off his wet body, his eight-pack abs looming under the white shirt. Apart from causing screams from some brain-dead female fans, what he got in exchange was more malicious speculation from the male audience.

The malicious comments from the audience could not affect Li Zheng's continued to show off his figure in the slightest. The handsome men and women running on the beach symbolized the birth of a new life.At the same time, it also showed everyone that Director Qian Duoduo has great energy. Because of his reputation, several famous speakers from local TV stations were hired by Director Qian to explain the copy strategy of "Iron Brave Girl".I don’t know how many credits they have received from these famous speakers. They are full of positive energy in the live broadcast channel of "Iron Brave Girl" specially opened by the big movie network. Criticizing viewers, although the channel is full of words, but the virtual movie theater is full of curses, but the famous mouthpieces feel good about themselves and continue their flattery and flattery.

In the copy played by Zhang Huen, it happened to be Zhang Xiaoyu, the famous mouthpiece of Daxia Wutai. Zhang Xiaoyu has a sweet appearance. He used to not wear underwear and play with bumps when hosting sports programs, and often played bitterness during the live broadcast of the game , for a while became a man of the day on Daxia Royal TV Station.

At the beginning, I heard her shouting in the live broadcast room that Li Zheng is in good shape, and she also listed the movies that Li Zheng has participated in, as if she was a fan of Li Zheng, which also caused a burst of rants from the audience, speculating about her Have you dedicated yourself.

After finally dragging the girls and Li Zheng to Cambodia by plane, wearing low-cut tights and showing their big white legs, and walking into the virgin forest full of snakes, rats and ants, the hard-working villains can barely enter the arena.

"Da da da da."

The roar of a helicopter surrounded my ears. The four people sitting in the cabin were all fully armed, with AKs on their chests, pistols in their waists, sharp knives in their legs, camouflage on their faces and tactical vests on their bodies, and high-tops on their feet. He wears military leather boots and a multi-functional comprehensive obliteration helmet. He has a solemn expression and dull eyes. It is not known whether he is here to fight terrorism or to seize treasure.From the moment the villains appeared on the stage, Zhang Xiaoyu never forgot her own job—————Tucao. First, she despised their moral corruption and lust for profit. In an international convention, a stream of dirty water was poured down, which directly made the audience laugh, boasting that this Zhang Xiaoyu girl is innocent and cute. I didn’t see that there is a lolita’s heart in Sister Yu’s body. Blessed is the strange Shu who sells goldfish up.

"Hey, here we are, the vortex is too big, we can't go any lower."

The dragon seat sitting on the co-pilot turned around and shouted at the four people. With the help of the dragon seat, the four downhill ropes were let down. Zhang Huen and his companions tied the safety ropes and fell into the towering primeval jungle.

"Check equipment, communications, watch."

The captain of this trip, Crow, quickly got into the mood. Under his instructions, Zhang Huen and the other two quickly packed up their equipment, hid their tracks, followed behind Crow, and headed towards the target according to the GPS positioning. advance.

How cheating the script arrangement is, just look at the staffing:

[-]. A Friend of Justice:

1. The leading big brother Sparrow is a top expert who has performed various anti-terrorism, assassination, and undercover missions. He has a lot of vicious world-class villains and countless BUFFs gathered on him. He can be called the number one expert in the film. high master.

2. Everyone in Wujiaoba has extraordinary skills. They are veterans who have survived in the wild. They also have a certain awesome BUFF. After being injured, their combat power will directly exceed [-], and their recovery power is amazing. title.

3. Cat warriors, cat guards, cat high priests, cat chief elites, cat princesses, etc. Cat clan people, although their fighting power is not as fast as that of girls and sparrows, they are more united and unique The special weapon cat spear has the effect of ignoring defense and breaking defense, accurate throwing, and a small probability of one-hit kill.

[-]. Neutral **
A tiger that is elusive, second only to sparrows in lethality, surreptitious, coming and going like the wind, has a high IQ, and is the ultimate killer that walks in the dark.

[-]. Evil incarnate
Crows, scorpions, vultures, jackals, these four villains are all two knives. They are not professional mercenaries. Invincible, with a set of bento equipment, you can kill the Quartet.

The serious power imbalance caused the original film to have no so-called bloody killings and confrontations at all. It just blindly abused monsters and upgraded them. There was no fear and struggle of the girls.

"Grass, what the hell kind of place is this?"

"Shut up, Scorpion, this place is much better than the Sahara."

"Isn't he a scorpion? The desert is his living environment."

"Yes, yes, I would rather dry heat than damp heat."

Zhang Huen stood at the end of the team without saying a word, watching the three teammates marching forward while chanting stupid lines from the script.As a mercenary with his head tied to his trouser belt, he came to a hostile and unfamiliar ghost place, and instead of acting cautiously and frightenedly, he made a routine like a tourist. Isn’t this brain damage?
"Jackal, I heard that you killed two native women in West Africa last year?"

The three friends looked at Zhang Huen with lewd smiles, Zhang Huen glared at the talking Scorpion with a dark face, and said with a smile:

"Yeah, I'm really sorry, I only heard later that your mother happened to be on vacation in West Africa, but I didn't expect your mother to still be charming..."

"I grass NMLGB."

As soon as Scorpion pointed his gun at Zhang Huen, he was blocked by the leading crow. The crow was a big man with a Chinese face. He said that the overall situation was the most important thing, and turned around and began to reprimand Zhang Huen:

"Jackal, don't make trouble for nothing, and apologize to Scorpion."

"you sure?"

Zhang Huen looked at him with a half-smile, Crow froze for a moment, what happened to the jackal who always obeyed orders today, completely ignoring the authority of our captain.The four people stopped and confronted each other in the dense forest. Crow glared at Zhang Huen and said word by word:
"I~sure~definitely, you~must~must~ apologize to ~scorpion~zi."

"Hehe, a bunch of lunatics, go eat shit."

Zhang Huen ran towards the dense forest on the side, and after a few jumps, he hid in the dense grass. The remaining three friends looked at the direction of his escape stupidly, and it took a long time to react.

"Traitor, this traitor, he must have taken money from his opponent, Captain, kill him first!"...

"Shut up, the organization will naturally deal with him. Now, we must complete the task first."

Under the crow's stop, the vulture and the scorpion did not chase them out. The jackal's skills were no worse than theirs, and it was inevitable that they would suffer losses in a fight in the dense forest. Instead of spending energy on dealing with him, it was better to use it to complete the task.

The three of them moved towards the original planned goal with some disappointment, but there was no gag anymore, and the speed was obviously accelerated.

Just after they left, there was a rustling sound from the grass on the right, and two braided and eyeliner-faced brawny men bent over and rushed out.

"Tiger, they seem to be moving separately."

"Elephant, they didn't act separately, but had internal strife."

"Oh, Tiger, you understand their language, it seems that the patriarch is wise to send you outside to go to college."

"Elephant, let me say it again, it's not a university. College students are a bunch of trash who will be unemployed after graduation. I went to the best training school in Daxia."

"Oh, Tiger, what is it?"

"Nanxiang Technical School."

"Bang bang bang!" Three consecutive gunshots annihilated Tiger's opportunity to launch a product placement advertisement. The protagonist is worthy of being the protagonist. He obviously started to move after hearing the gunshot, but Tiger still stayed where he was. A backflip dodges three bullets, and the little follower is more sad because he doesn't have the aura of the protagonist. A bullet hits his dirty face with eyeliner, and directly brings out a pot of spicy tofu.

"elephant!"

The protagonist of justice erupted in an instant and rushed towards the grass where the evil bullet was shot. He was like a swift cheetah shuttling through the jungle, and within a minute he found the evil man squatting in the grass.

"Come on!"

The one who answered him was a shuttle AK, the tiger rolled on the spot to avoid the bullet, and a tiger pounced towards Zhang Huen. Zhang Huen, who had been observing him for a while, immediately threw away the AK, and took out the AK from the pendant next to the leather boots. With the dagger, he rushed up to meet the flying tiger.

"Pfft."

Zhang Huen only felt a tearing pain coming from his right hand, and quickly switched the dagger to his left hand, staring vigilantly at the tiger that fell on the ground.

"Heh heh heh, you outsiders, dare to be presumptuous in my hometown, and tell you, here, I am the omnipresent wind, the evil wolf wandering under the moon, I am... ah, despicable. "

Zhang Huen gave him a resting sign with a pistol, and Hu clutched the wound on his waist and disappeared into the jungle in a flash. Zhang Huen followed the direction in which he disappeared, paying attention to the surrounding traps while running.Fortunately, the audience in the virtual cinema just didn’t want to spoil the uncomfortable Sky, and kept exposing those weird traps in the comments. Zhang Huen chased him all the way, and followed the son of the high priest of the cat clan to the place without any danger. An unexpected place.

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