king of movies

"Crap! Check it out for me, any amount will do!" The chubby Detective Li looked helplessly at the credit card thrown on the table by Young Master Mei. 5000 points were already quite impressive for him, and he didn't dare to do whatever he wanted if it wasn't enough. Promised Young Master Mei, who was in a rage, that the protection of actors in real movies goes beyond the borders of the country and the world of football. Any behavior that goes beyond real movies and wants to engage in real PK outside, will be attacked and retaliated by the Global Empire Entertainment Group, so he watched I can't eat the meat that reaches my mouth, and my heart hurts.

"Well, young master, Empire Entertainment Group has issued a clear regulation that things in the movie should be solved in the movie, and the reality cannot be involved."

"Less TM give me a class, how much difference do you say, is 1 enough, and if it is not enough, add another 1."

Seeing the two unregistered credit cards thrown out by the young master, Detective Li swallowed hard. As the saying goes, people make money and birds die for food. Detective Li made up his mind and gritted his teeth:

"10 credits..."

"Why don't you f*ck grab it..."

"Boss, I will go to jail for robbing the bank at most, and help you avenge the actors, but I will be blackmailed. 10 seems like a lot, and I have to prepare to run away, hide, and live a life of darkness from now on. For you, It doesn't matter a penny, it's a good deal." Mei Zizhong was stunned for a while, 10 credits are not considered meat for him, but he is not willing to give away money for nothing.

"Otherwise, you should think about it again."

Seeing that Mei Zizhong hesitated, Detective Li stepped down the donkey, intending to dispel his unnatural thoughts, but this just happened to arouse Mei Zizhong's rebound.

"10, right? Okay, I'll transfer the money to you tomorrow and take my money, but you have to do my best, remember my request, and let him be abolished by me. It's not some kind of finger-cutting. , is to scrap him so that he can’t act in a movie.”

"......as you wish."

Detective Li hesitated to send Mei Zizhong out of the detective agency, picked up the phone and dialed.

"Puppy, find someone to check for me, Zhang Huen, yes, actor, what's your MB fee, 3, yes, don't look for acquaintances, you're fucking stupid, there are so many migrant workers in the labor market, you don't know how to find them, Nonsense, if you want to get rid of the prison, go find it yourself! SB!"

Detective Li put down the phone, wrapped his index fingers around him and thought for a long time, then picked up the phone again worried.

"It's me, you bastard, don't look for it, just tell Dalonglian, of course, don't check it yourself, don't drag it on me, 3! You bastard is still bargaining with me, 3, love to pick it up Don’t accept it!” Half a year ago, in the amateur movie column of Damovie.com, there was a movie "Boundless Love: The Old Man Pushing a Cart" that became popular for a while, and the two beautiful maids almost squeezed out the spinal cord of a 5-year-old man. Afterwards, the old man was fleshed out by everyone. He was a retired professor at Yufang University. For a while, the professor called the beast became the target of the Internet crackdown.

The retired professor’s name is Wei Shuguo, who used to teach international history and was very famous in Yufang University. After his wife passed away ten years ago, since the two had no children, the old widower sat alone at home and took 1000 yuan a month. With a high pension but no place to spend it, I finally bought a health-preserving actor/audience movie access device and became a die-hard fan of real movies.

Half a year ago, old Wei, who had been in the film industry for ten years, was plucked in his heart as an actor. Didn’t it mean that all people are actors? Is a university history professor not as good as those square dancing aunts?

Wei Shuguo stepped into the quagmire of "Boundless Love" with an extremely excited dream of a second career. The old man was so excited that he sadly didn't read the synopsis. He thought it was a mainstream film that conveyed positive energy and entered the script. It was only after a while that something bad happened, and the old man was about to quit, but there seemed to be no quit button for big movies. Unexpectedly, for the sake of his acting career, his first time was to be completely naked in front of the audience, bare-chested and exposed by two people who could do it. His granddaughter's little sister raped her.

The blow that the old man received afterwards almost caused him to commit suicide. The school leader who hadn’t called for more than ten years called to “visit” him. His students severed the teacher-student relationship with him in Jubo. They all jumped out to accuse him. Someone splashed red paint on the door of the house, and spray-painted the words on the wall, "academic scum, dressed like a beast", and even the neighbors hid their faces and walked away when they saw him.

Wei Shuguo couldn't stay in the staff building of Yufang University any longer, so he sold the house to an intermediary at a low price, took out his savings and carried his bags, tremblingly left Qunjiang Province, where he had lived for almost his whole life, and traveled thousands of miles to a distant place. In Haixi Province, there are few people here, and it is estimated that no one "meats" him.

The old man bought a small courtyard house in Hama City, the provincial capital of Hexi Province, and began his silent and tenacious counterattack under the pseudonym Hexi Old Ghost.

From the initial 20 points, 50 points, 100 points, to the current 200 point reward, the extras crowded into the bad movie "Boundless Love" like flies smelling blood, but the result was disappointing. Wei Shuguo was very disappointed. No one could maintain his original intention under Mei Zizhong's wave after wave of money and beauty offensives. On the contrary, the popularity of the bad movie "Boundless Love" has increased a lot, and Mei Zizhong's own attention Even surpassed the extras in many blockbusters.

The plot set by Mei Zizhong is very ingenious. The three slapstick actors are all gangsters with no tragic past. They have never seen the world and are not so cynical.

In the script, he belongs to the kind of super local tycoon with unlimited money, and he has a huge advantage in innateness. The dozen or so actresses who have been kept by him in an attempt to rely on their hot body and beauty, skillful skills and kung fu to fight for the position are against him. He was so determined that even the footman and the old concierge were members of his family, so they were impeccable.

From the initial enthusiasm to the later disappointment, the old man basically didn't expect anyone to complete his bounty. During this period, Wei Shuguo joined the penguin group of the Bad Movies Destruction Alliance, hoping to fill the emptiness in his heart by destroying other bad movies , vent his aggrieved.

However, in the so-called bad movies, most of the protagonists wear various auras and bring various resources to stand at the forefront of the screen to show off their coquettishness.If you want to jump around in other people's framework, you can't do it without twos and threes.In his boring life, Wei Shuguo continued to contribute to the cause of bad movies destroying the alliance. He quickly accumulated a lot of points in the alliance and became the head of the Hercynian faction of the alliance.

An announcement from the penguin group almost caused the old man who was eating dinner to choke on the rice. The old man shaved off the food in the bowl, took a sip of soup, logged into the movie access device at home, and entered the personal center. Discovering that the reward for "Boundless Love" has been completed, the old man was in tears for a while, half a year, six months, more than 180 days, he was tortured by this heart disease almost every day, so he couldn't sleep, God, the earth , Which angel sister showed kindness and let this bad movie go out.

The old man entered the spectator mode with some excitement. After 10 minutes passed, the red-faced old man got out of the instrument sweating, ran to his computer excitedly, and dug out the "bad movie" from the penguin colony. "Destroy the Alliance" group, their hands and feet are swift and not at all like a 71-year-old man.

The old man leaned on the swivel chair contentedly, waiting for congratulations from the friends in the penguin colony. After 15 minutes, the group of idlers in the colony finally responded.

When Qingfeng put on his crotch, the group fell silent. Without investigation, there is no right to speak. Wei Shuguo quickly boarded the website of "Great Rivers and Lakes", and searched for Zhang Huen's name in the tens of thousands of cast members. The information, at first glance, made him feel as uncomfortable as eating a fly.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoquan's performance in "The Great River and Lake" again, he was born ordinary, lived a mediocre life, was beaten to death, and had a miserable ending. It can be said that there is no most ordinary, only more ordinary.It is as dull as a glass of rotten raw water, making it difficult for people to approach.

Others in the group did not answer the call, it seems that they have gone to the rotten movie "I Don't Know You Are a Ghost", which is almost corroded. Wei Shuguo quickly logged into the system and found that "I Don't Know You Are a Ghost" " has been edited to the top, and its popularity is catching up with "Boundless Love: The Face-Slapping Devil", with an online audience of over 12000, which is a unique event in the concentration camp of bad movies.