Doomsday Paradise

Chapter 2070 Self-proclaimed Lin Sanjiu

Even if Lin Sanjiu had never had hair extensions before, she knew that hair extensions would fall out.If she splashes water now on that invisible, freshly attached hair, can it be washed away too?
"If it is washed away," Teacher Yi said hopefully, "will the remaining time also increase?"

In fact, Lin Sanjiu also knew that, apart from "mime actors have done flushing movements", there is not much basis for her idea.It's just that when she looked back at the registration form on the wall, she couldn't help but sighed secretly - the only way she could try right now was to flush the water.

Because the sign-in sheet was clamped to a board, which was hung on a nail in the wall, and the mime did not make the "raise hand to take something down" movement.

"Try this first," Lin Sanjiu walked between the two washing stations and looked around. "If you can't get rid of it, think of other ways."

The two shampoo stands face the wall, and the reclining chair faces the curtain.If she stands on the side of the wall and punches, if the barber creature comes in, she will be blocked between the wall and the barber... But she can't move everything in the barber shop.

Lin Sanjiu couldn't think of a good solution for a moment, so he had to stand beside the reclining chair and point his side towards the curtain.

In this way, if the barber creature came in, she could at least give him a side kick—he could have knocked him away just once, so it wouldn't be impossible to kick him away again now, right?
It seemed that the switch of the water pipe hadn't been turned on for a long time; after she turned on the switch, there was a "gurgling" sound in the water pipe, and after waiting for a second or two, the water column finally rushed out.Lin Sanjiu looked up quickly, and found that the barber creature outside the curtain still didn't seem to come over—there was only a dim light on the ground under the curtain, and there was no shadow.

"Let's get started," Teacher Yi said, as if a little nervous.

The shampoo basin was designed to be very deep; when she buried her body, Lin Sanjiu found that her entire field of vision was sunk in the shampoo basin, and she couldn't even see the curtain clearly.

The water column hit her forehead heavily, and the water splashed into her eyes and flowed across her entire face.She had to squeeze her eyes hard, and then opened them again; squinted to look around, and then quickly closed them.

Although she tried her best to stay alert to the surrounding environment, after repeating this several times, Lin Sanjiu felt more and more uneasy.

Her five senses seemed to be blown away by the water, and she didn't even know whether the curtain had moved. It was like walking on the edge of a cliff with her eyes blindfolded. Straightening up, wiping the water off his face like a mime, he lifted his head.

Amidst her low panting, the curtain was still the same as before, hanging silently in front of her, cutting off the already very dim light outside.

"It seems to be fine," Teacher Yi breathed a sigh of relief.

Lin Sanjiu also let go of half of her heart; the faucet of the shampoo basin behind her was still rushing, and she turned around completely subconsciously.

The huge head of the barber creature was standing behind her, and the wide and long smile was split from the left ear to the right ear.In front of his face was a hand pressing towards Lin Sanjiu's face rapidly.

"Hide!"

Lin Sanjiu's body had already reacted to the teacher's screams.The space next to the shampoo stand was narrow, and she couldn't move around; the ninth movement was like a light, naturally shining on her body—seeing that hand was already on the door, Lin Sanjiu quickly pressed back down the waist.

The hand hit the air exactly where her face had been.

"Get out of here quickly," Teacher Yi said hurriedly, "The space here is too narrow!"

Lin Sanjiu supported the ground with both hands, and her core muscles immediately exerted strength, pulling her body into the air, and flipping her backwards——the store has a narrow space and a lot of things, how can it withstand the backs of several evolutionists? Somersault; when she jumped backwards, she accidentally tore down the curtain, and the curtain pulled down the pole again, and her limbs knocked over several cabinet chairs. When she finally straightened up in the store, half The store is in a mess.

However, the barber creature returned to his workstation at some point, and cut the air again slowly.

The glance from the mirror also told Lin Sanjiu that her actions were unsuccessful; the thick black hair on her forehead was still not washed away by the water.

"At least I didn't grow another disgusting thing like that." Teacher Yi was a little out of breath, "How did that guy get around behind?"

Standing between the overturned bottles and chairs, Lin Sanjiu took a breather, not daring to let go of the barber creature.

Even though she didn't know, there was still some point in keeping an eye on him.

"He can teleport to any position, and even if he is stared at by me, he can still attack me..." She sorted out the current situation in her mind, and her heart became more and more cold, "But what can I do? There are only a few moves, how can I avoid it?"

Blindly dodging and retreating is not an option, even if she can dodge, she still cannot get out of the store.Under anxiety, Lin Sanjiu glanced around the store a few times, then suddenly paused and fell back to the ground.

She accidentally knocked over a lot of things just now, and at her feet, the one that separated from the lid and rolled on the floor, spilling a piece of blue paste, was a can of hair dye.

Lin Sanjiu raised his eyes, and after losing the curtain, the registration form in the distance was exposed in sight.

She looked again at the hair dye.

Although she couldn't say exactly what kind of result she was expecting, her next actions were almost logical.Many mime performers need to bend down first, so she grabbed the hair dye smoothly, and made the eighth movement again——swirling her arms, she threw the hair dye heavily on the sign-in form.

The blue hair dye splattered in all directions with a "pop", staining the entire sign-in form; from a distance, there were no words left, only a piece of mottled blue.

"What are you doing!" The barber twisted his neck in a panic, "Why are you messing with the things in our shop?"

He finally reacted?
Lin Sanjiu stared at the barber's creature, and found a few thick veins faintly floating on his huge face - as thick as a normal person's fingers.

"That's my proof that I'm here to sign in for work today!" The barber creature was still furious, "Without it—"

Without it, could he just get out of here?
However, different from Lin Sanjiu's expectations, the second half of the sentence of the barber bio is: "I have to find another way to prove that I came to work today!"

He paused for a moment to think, and the veins as thick as fingers gradually disappeared. "After I finish cutting your hair, you should sign it to prove that I cut your hair, and you should be fine. You messed up everything in our store, isn't that nothing?"

Lin Sanjiu stood there in a daze. She didn't know whether it was disappointment, anxiety or anger, which made her mind go blank—she really didn't expect that destroying the registration form would have almost no impact on the barber's biology.

"Wait a little longer, I'll finish it in a while." The barber creature said, turning its head again.

How long?

Only then did Lin Sanjiu remember the problem of time, and hurriedly turned to look at the TV in a corner of the store; after some tossing just now, the countdown on the TV screen was 0:26.

The mime yawned slowly again, opening his mouth as if to engulf his face, and when he finally closed his mouth, he raised his hand and wiped the tear from the corner of his eye.

26 minutes……

Lin Sanjiu always felt that something was wrong.

26 minutes... There should be nothing wrong, she was checking the environment and flushing the water just now, which really delayed a lot of time.No, it's not that the timing is wrong.

She looked at the barber's bio, and what she said not long ago suddenly rang in her ears again. "He can teleport to any position, and even if he is stared at by me, he can still attack me..."

The real question should be, since the barber creature's attack is almost unlimited, why didn't he repeatedly do it to himself?Why would he attack once and then go back and cut his hair for a while?

If he continued to attack, where would Lin Sanjiu have a single hair on his face?
She looked at the TV screen again.

On the screen, it was counting down the time required for the haircut to be completed; if the barber creature kept attacking Lin Sanjiu, it would definitely not take an hour for him to complete the haircut.

In other words, the goal of the barber's creature is probably not to "complete the haircut" at all-otherwise, why doesn't he attack most of the time?
After ruling out this possibility, no matter what Lin Sanjiu thinks, she can only come up with one answer: the goal of the barber's creature is to "delay the time for an hour".

The presence of mime actors on the screen must be meaningful, and it will not be purely for the sake of presence.Taking this into consideration——

Teacher Yi took a sharp breath.

Being fooled, Lin Sanjiu felt cold all over, and only these three words were in his mind for a moment.

She was fooled, she was fooled, she saw the countdown on the screen was one hour, and she took it for granted that she had an hour to get out of the barber shop and complete this road.

"Hurry up," Teacher Yi stammered anxiously, "Get out, get out!"

Before turning around and rushing out, Lin Sanjiu glanced at the screen again, and found that the mime actor was taking a deep breath, seemed to force himself to open his eyes, and rubbed the corners of his eyes vigorously.

Even in the best direction, she's running out of time—she doesn't have 26 minutes to spare.

How could she have forgotten?

There is an obvious caveat to this path, the Evolutionary fails when the employees of this path get tired; now it seems obvious that the mime will get tired before the hour is up.

"Haircut length" is simply a cover-up to delay people's failure.

However, the door of the barber shop didn't care at all whether Lin Sanjiu had time or wanted to leave, it was always firmly stuck to the wall, and had no intention of opening it.

"No," Lin Sanjiu said to Teacher Yi almost desperately, "It's no use just because the time is running out, as expected, we still have to find a way out."

The question is, how to get out?She couldn't open the door by herself, and the barber wouldn't open the door for her in less than an hour—Lin Sanjiu walked around in a circle anxiously, glanced across the cash register, and paused.

If there is any place in the whole store that she hasn't looked at carefully, it is only behind the cashier.

There was very little space behind the cash register, but there was room for a chair, a computer, a printer and a cabinet.The seventh movement, performed in such a narrow and crowded space, was much more strenuous than Lin Sanjiu thought; she crawled on all fours, took two steps beside the chair, turned her head to look around, but still didn't understand what she was doing. What exactly are you looking for.

"Printer," Teacher Yi said suddenly. "There's a printer here."

Lin Sanjiu was startled.

There is a printer here, which means...the sign-in form is printed out from the cash register.

She felt that she was only a layer of veil away from the answer, and her whole body seemed to freeze for a moment, all her thoughts and energy were concentrated on the layer of veil that covered the answer.

There must be some clues here that can let her know how to leave... sign the registration form, print it...

When a light flashed in Lin Sanjiu's mind, goosebumps exploded all over her skin.

She looked around the cash register, leaving only the cabinet in front of her eyes; she immediately used the sixth movement to open the door of the cabinet in front of her.

Immediately there was action No.11; she stretched her neck and looked at the things in the cabinet.

When Lin Sanjiu realized what was in front of her, she was so excited that she almost started fighting.

"Pen," Teacher Yi couldn't make a sentence, "Pen, on the table, I just saw it! And, quickly, take it out!"

The No.13 action, "Pick up a container and pour it out", has finally come in handy at this moment.Like a mime picking up a container, Lin Sanjiu stretched out his hand to pick up the form that was also clamped on the board from the cabinet, and then used No. 14 "writing" movements to hold it in his hand.

The three words "shift schedule" were clearly reflected in her field of vision.

Yes, since someone printed out the sign-in form, it means that someone must have scheduled shifts in advance, and someone arranged for the barber to go to work today.

Sure enough, after "May 5th" on the schedule, there was that uncomfortable name again—but Lin Sanjiu looked at it at this moment, but couldn't think of it as disgusting, and even wanted to laugh.

Excited, she raised her pen and desperately painted the name into a lump of black; almost at the same moment when she just painted black, the barber who was cutting hair in the corner of the corner of her eye suddenly lifted the scissors in her hand, It seems to remember something.

"No, am I going to work today?" He said to himself.

Lin Sanjiu turned her head to stare at him, she couldn't believe it.

Success?

"How do I remember that it seems to be me..." the barber biologically murmured, lost in thought, "If it wasn't me, who would it be? Thinking about it this way, it's still me, right?"

Lin Sanjiu shuddered, knowing what to do.

She quickly wrote another name next to the blacked-out place - "Thomas Chen".

"Cough," the barber biologically put away the scissors after changing hands, and said angrily, "it's Lao Chen who should go to work today! I've been working for half an hour for nothing, I'm so annoying, I'm leaving... Hey, this guest, you Do you intend to stay and wait for our senior director to continue editing for you, or come back another day?"

　In order to end the copy of the barber shop today, I wrote a long one in one breath!I can go out tomorrow, happy
　
(End of this chapter)