Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1289

His Majesty Li Er was very displeased with Fang Jun, who flirts with his daughter, but after all, he is the emperor, and he has a strong city. This time, he did not simply and rudely withdraw Fang Jun to fight against the board, but adopted a roundabout but effective method. Strategy……

"You can write a few poems on this table full of delicacies, why don't you write a few poems on this delicious wine?"

His Majesty Li Er asked meaningfully.

Fang Jun was a little taken aback.

Write poems about wine?

It's not that I don't write poems about wine, but it's just too simple...

Not to mention the peerless chapters written by great writers in the Tang, Song, Ming and Qing Dynasties, even before the Tang Dynasty, there were many poems and songs written for wine. What is so rare?
Just when Fang Jun thought His Majesty Li Er was going to test himself, His Majesty Li Er leisurely pointed to a glass of fine wine in front of him and said, "If you write a poem with the word wine that satisfies me, I will reward you A glass of wine."

Fang Jun opened his mouth wide, his eyes widened, and looked at His Majesty Li Er in surprise.

And this kind of operation?

I racked my brains to come up with poems, and then I had to drink a glass of wine... You said it wrong, didn't you?

Is this a reward?This is clearly punishment!
Seeing his shocked appearance, His Majesty Li Er felt secretly refreshed, but his face sank, and he said coldly, "Why, are you not happy?"

Fang Jun said cautiously: "This...Your Majesty, did you say the wrong thing? Why does the humble minister want to drink a glass of wine instead of writing poems?"

His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows and said: "If you write a poem that satisfies me, I will reward you with a drink; if you can't write it, you will ignore my reward. What's the problem?"

This is so...

Isn't it a joke?
Fang Jun cursed in his heart, how could he want to test his poetry talent?It's clearly finding fault!
If I come up with a poem, I will "reward" and drink; if I can't write it, I will ignore your reward and not take you seriously. I'm afraid it's not as simple as "rewarding" to drink, maybe it's just a bamboo shoot stew...

It's simply overpowering people!
Are you an emperor?

The emperor... well, you are the emperor and you are the biggest...

Li Chengqian, Princess Changle, and Princess Fangling also looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering how Fang Jun offended his father and wanted to play tricks on him like this?

If you write a poem, you will be fined with alcohol, if you can't write it, you will be beaten...

Even Princess Changle, who was deeply resentful towards Fang Jun's repeated frivolousness, couldn't bear to see Fang Jun's aggrieved and helpless expression...

Li Chengqian took courage and asked cautiously: "Father..."

As soon as he opened his mouth to intercede with Fang Jun, His Majesty Li Er snorted: "Why, the prince also thinks that I should not reward Fang Jun?"

Li Chengqian shuddered, and changed his words decisively: "Father is the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, the Lord of the world, your reward is the most honorable thing in the world, and hundreds of millions of subjects are all proud of it."

"Humph!"

His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun: "Do you want to do it?"

It's not whether you can do it or not, but whether you can do it...

Fang Jun dare to say anything?

Although I don't know where His Majesty Li Er's evil fire came from, but a good man doesn't suffer from the immediate disadvantages, and he drinks as soon as he drinks, which is better than being beaten...

Full of depression, Fang Jun pondered for a while, and read: "Golden bottle of sake is worth ten thousand dollars, and jade plate is worth ten thousand dollars..."

His Majesty Li Er's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Well, how dare you fool me? Changle, change the big bowl, and punish this kid with a bowl!"

Fang Jun was taken aback, and quickly asked, "Why is this?"

His Majesty Li Er stared at him: "Why? This sentence is a poem in "The Road is Difficult". Do you want to use the old poems and songs to perfuse me?"

Fang Jun scratched his hair angrily...

This poem is indeed a line from Li Bai's "Difficult to Journey", and the poem "Difficult to Journey" has already been plagiarized by him at a banquet before going south to the south of the Yangtze River. Naturally, His Majesty Li Er has heard of it.

This is so frustrating, the plagiarized poems are easy to confuse...

Although Princess Changle didn't know where her father's anger came from, she was still very happy to see Fang Jun deflated, which made the resentment in her heart dissipate a little, obediently put a big bowl in front of Fang Jun, and picked up a wine jar with bare hands , to Fang Junman...

Fang Jun looked at Princess Changle with resentment on his face: "Your Highness is very skilled, if you sell wine as a slave, you may lose money."

Princess Changle glanced at the wine bowl, blushed a little, and quibbled: "Fangfu Yin's "Journey is Difficult" is a masterpiece of the ages, and this palace is showing respect, so naturally I have to fill this bowl, otherwise it is not enough to express my heart... ..."

This bowl of wine is too full, almost a drop of the full bowl will overflow...

Fang Jun smiled wryly: "Your Highness's wish, I accept it."

Pick up the wine bowl and drink it all in one gulp.

His Majesty Li Er nodded in satisfaction: "Continue."

Fang Jun has a bitter look on his face...

I was vigilant in my heart, not only to meet the poems with the word wine, but also to be careful not to plagiarize them before. After thinking for a long time, I said: "A new song with a glass of wine. Last year's weather was old."

His Majesty Li Er chewed every word, and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, Changle, pour wine."

Princess Changle filled another large bowl...

Fang Jun said in amazement: "Is this sentence correct? Why is it still a big bowl?"

Princess Changle blinked, with a rare mischievous expression, and said as a matter of course: "Father said two things well, so it can be seen that he is very satisfied with this poem. Naturally, I will reward you with a big bowl. A small cup is not enough to show Father's joy. .”

Well, how do you say it is...

Fang Jun was speechless and drank obediently.

After eating two large bowls of distilled "Fangfu Family Banquet", even Fang Jun couldn't help but feel the fire in his stomach.

After thinking for a while, he read again: "If you enjoy drinking a glass of wine before your death, why do you need to be famous for thousands of years after you die?"

His Majesty Li Er nodded: "Very good, Chang Le pours wine."

Princess Changle raised her lips and poured another bowl.

Fang Jun almost cried: "Your Majesty, can you just say the word 'good'? It seems that there are modifiers such as 'good' and 'very good'. It doesn't matter if you don't say it."

His Majesty Li Er said: "How can this be done? Naturally, I will not hesitate to praise and praise Aiqing's incomparable talent. Seeking truth from facts is indeed very good."

You two, father and daughter, one is not hesitant to praise, and the other, to show the sincerity of the praise, trade the wine glass for a bigger bowl?
There are 1 grievances in my heart, but I dare not say a word. Who knows if His Majesty Li Er, who came to find fault, will beat himself up in anger?
In comparison, drinking is at best a drunk...

Fang Jun's heart fluttered, he drank a bowl of wine as soon as he raised his head, he took a breath, and continued to "recite poems"...

"Master, you are not drunk after drinking all the wine. Will you return after a long journey in the evening?"

I drank all the wine, Your Majesty, are you still going back to the palace?

His Majesty Li Er praised this sentence in his heart!

I was able to express my thoughts in the following lines, that is, I explained my dissatisfaction implicitly, and even persuaded the emperor to return to the palace quickly...

This talent is indeed unparalleled in the world!

Even if he was angry, His Majesty Li Er had no choice but to say: "This sentence fits the situation and situation, it's really wonderful!"

When Fang Jun heard his praise, not only did he not feel happy at all, but his face changed drastically, he raised his head and looked at Princess Changle pitifully: "Your Highness, please forgive me..."

Just saying "very good" and changing the wine glass to a bigger bowl, now that the sentence is "really wonderful", why don't the wine jars come up directly?

Princess Changle was slightly taken aback, and when she understood Fang Jun's begging eyes, she immediately burst out laughing.

At that moment, it was like a lotus blooming, graceful and graceful, almost blinding Fang Jun's dog eyes...

After eating another bowl, Fang Jun felt a little dizzy, his eyes were blurred, and his stomach was overwhelmed.

Don't you just want to get me drunk?
As you wish it is!
The spirit of wine was on the rise, and the stubborn temper was also violated, so he simply sat cross-legged with a golden sword on his horse, and "recited" loudly: "The wind blows willows and flowers full of fragrance, Wu Ji presses the wine to persuade guests to reward!"

Princess Changle's pretty face sank, she bit her lower lip with her white teeth, she almost lost her temper!
How dare you compare me to Wu Ji, who sells wine?

Abominable!
Fang Jun drank another bowl of wine, his eyes were a little bit drunk, he squinted at Princess Changle with a worried expression, hehe hehe.

Well, you princess of Changle, didn't you work for the tiger?I scold you without dirty words!

Seeing that Princess Changle filled the big bowl again, Fang Jun just picked it up and did it!

Princess Changle couldn't laugh or cry, did she drink too much?Look back at His Majesty Li Er, and ask with your eyes, is this the end?
His Majesty Li Er's anger was relieved a little, and he was about to get up and leave, but Fang Jun chanted poems loudly...

"Zongzhi is a handsome and handsome young man, with his head up and his eyes looking at the blue sky, as bright as a jade tree before the wind. Before Su Jin Changzhai embroidered Buddha, he often likes to escape Zen when he is drunk. Fang Jun has a hundred poems for fighting, and he sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an. The emperor can't get on the boat. , claiming to be a minister of wine..."

Fang Jun's [-] poems for a fight, sleeping in a restaurant in Chang'an?

The emperor called himself unable to board the ship, claiming to be a minister of wine?
So domineering!
Not only do you despise the scholars of the world, but you don't even pay attention to me?
His Majesty Li Er was so angry that his beard straightened up, and he wanted to be furious and order the guards to arrest this guy and beat him up heavily, but he saw Fang Jun lying on the ground in front of him, snoring...

(End of this chapter)