Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1087 Call me Dad in front of your father
You can't punish a doctor, this sentence is not just talking.

In the laws of the past dynasties, there are various considerations and various privileges for the characters of the "doctor" class.For example, nobles at the level of Jianguo County Marquis, as long as they did not commit the "crime of treason", they would not be able to wear shackles and shackles.

Fang Jun is now "surrendered", and of course he cannot wear torture tools.

Not only could he not wear torture tools, but Liu Xuanyi had to place him in the best cell. After finding out that Fang Jun hadn't had time to eat dinner, he specially ordered a high-end banquet from Songhe Tower...

On the other hand, they sent someone to report to their immediate boss, Dali Siqing Sun Fujia, asking him to come back quickly to deal with Fang Jun's "surrender" case.

He is just a young minister and has no right to handle such a level of cases.

The jailer naturally knew Fang Jun's prestige. All kinds of deeds of the most shining marquis consort of the Tang Dynasty had already been spread all over the world, and his "good nature and clean nature" was even more impressive.Seeing Fang Jun "settled" in their own prison, several jailers spontaneously cleaned up the prison up and down to make it spotless. It is the rice straw produced by the best paddy field in Huangzhuang this year, neat and smooth.

It can be called the highest level "five-star" prison in Datang...

It would be impossible not to do this, not to mention that Fang Jun's reputation resounded throughout the Tang Dynasty, but after he was imprisoned, a whole table of high-end banquets was served, and Shaoqing personally accompanied him. Who would dare to neglect such a person in the slightest?
Seeing the jailer wearing flowers and butterflies as diligent as a waiter in a restaurant, Fang Jun nodded in satisfaction, forced Liu Xuanyi to sit down, poured a glass of wine, and praised: "I heard a description of the prison before, and I thought it was It’s an exaggeration, but now it seems that it’s exactly the same.”

Liu Xuanyi wondered, "What description?"

Fang Jun picked up a chopstick, knocked on the plate to make a crisp sound, and groaned softly: "When I entered the cell, I was terrified. Two days later, I was talking and laughing. Three meals were delivered on time. The four walls , plus sentry. All corners of the country, come to report. Get up at Maoshi, sleep at Haishi. Seven days of wine and meat, less than two taels. Eight big characters, I see it every day. After a long battle, I can’t shed tears.

"puff!"

"puff!"

The two jailers at the table were pouring wine and serving dishes, bursting out laughing.

Liu Xuanyi had black lines on his face...

What's all this mess?

Counting from one to ten, have you arranged our prison?

Although he was dissatisfied with slander, he had to admit that this stick was really talented.

but……

"Dare to ask Erlang, brothers from one to ten are considered to understand, but I don't know what these eight big characters refer to?" Liu Xuanyi asked.

Fang Jun chuckled and said, "Bring a pen and paper!"

Liu Xuanyi was speechless, are you going to splash ink or what?

The two guards stood still and did not dare to move, they all looked at Liu Xuanyi, waiting for him to make up his mind.

How could Liu Xuanyi want to provoke Fang Jun?
I thought, anyway, with Fang Jun's status in His Majesty's eyes, he was acquitted in this Dali Temple, so why not give him a favor?

He waved to the jailer to get a pen and paper.

A jailer walked away excitedly, and after a while brought the four treasures of the scribe's study, and ordered someone to bring a small square table and put it in the middle of the cell.

This is Fang Jun, a talented man in Chang'an!

What an honor to be able to see this "highly talented" character splashing ink?

Fang Jun was not hypocritical, he got up and left the table, dipped the tip of his pen in ink, and stroked it on the plain white rice paper spread on the table!

"Frankly be lenient, resist stricter?"

Liu Xuanyi's eyes widened, full of disappointment.

I thought it was such a wonderful sentence that came by chance, and it was so natural, just these two sentences, Er Gouzi, the porter of my family, can also say it...

But when I think about it carefully, I realize that although the words are simple and plain, the truth hits the nail on the head!

In the process of hearing all cases throughout the ages, isn't that what the trial officials have implemented in a consistent manner?

Just as Liu Xuanyi was about to speak, he heard an old voice behind him applaud: "Good words, good sentences!"

It made Liu Xuanyi tremble with fright!

Immediately turned around and said angrily: "Who is making noise for no reason? This is a prison, wait... oh, what... why are you here, old man?"

Halfway through the scolding, the tone of the voice changed immediately, and the attitude of the whole person changed from an angry and domineering attitude to a bowing and bowing...

Supported by Wei Shuyu, Wei Zheng walked into the cell tremblingly.

His cloudy old eyes first glanced at the handwriting on the table, then looked at Fang Jun, nodded in praise and said: "This old man has seen countless people in his life, and he can tell a person's temperament at a glance by himself. He has never neglected it for decades. But only On you, I overlooked it."

Fang Jun said pleasantly: "Really? Oh, my nephew is really flattered to be praised by Zheng Guogong. I wonder if Zheng Guogong will betroth the girl in his family to my nephew as a concubine?"

Wei Zheng was taken aback for a moment: "What did you say?"

Fang Jun was surprised and said: "Is it not a concubine, but a regular wife? This is absolutely unacceptable. Although my nephew can't be called a gentleman, I have to say that you are too honest! The so-called poor can't get a book and the rich can't divorce his wife." , my nephew has only made some achievements, how can he do such unconscionable things? You never mention this matter again, my nephew will never agree to it!"

Wei Zheng almost fell backwards in anger!

When will the old man betroth his daughter to you?
Wei Shuyu, who was on the side, was already blushing with anger, and scolded angrily: "Fang Jun, you are so shameless! How can such a reckless, arrogant, ignorant person be worthy of my daughter?"

Fang Jun rolled his eyes: "Come on, come on, you say I'm ignorant? Just write these eight characters for me once, if you write better than me, I'll kowtow to you; if you write worse than me, you call me dad!"

Contrary to most people's impressions, the word "Papa" originated very early. It was written in the "Guang Ya" in the "Guang Ya" in the Taihe period of Emperor Wei Ming of the Three Kingdoms. In the novel, it can also be seen that "father" is often used to address fathers rather than "daddy", such as Yang Guo.That's because the word did exist in the world before the Song Dynasty.Now the public's impression of the ancient titles of "Daddy" and "Mother" mainly comes from film and television dramas, etc., and they don't know what's wrong...

Wei Shuyu's face flushed instantly, like dripping blood!

My dad is here, you want me to call you dad? !
But he could only stare angrily, not daring to fight.

Scolding Fang Jun as "ignorant and incompetent" is a repertoire of the dandies in Guanzhong. Because the former Fang Jun really deserved this title, Fang Jun would yell in anger every time he insulted him with this word.

But once upon a time, Fang Jun had been promoted to be the first-class poetry master in the Tang Dynasty, but the dandies often said the words "ignorant and incompetent", but after they finished speaking, they became themselves in embarrassment...

If this kind of literary talent is "ignorant and incompetent", will it let other scholars live?
Liu Xuanyi and the jailer on one side almost threw themselves at Fang Jun...

Looking around the world, who would dare to let his son call him father in front of Wei Zheng?

Fang Erlang, really great mallet, very powerful...

Wei Zheng laughed angrily.

This bastard is clearly humiliating his son to repay his old grievances when he impeached him in front of His Majesty that day!
What a vengeful little bastard...

Patting Wei Shuyu's shoulder to stop his son's boring staring behavior like a cockfight, Wei Zhengshi calmly sat in the table, poured himself a glass of wine, drank it down, and coughed violently.

Wei Shuyu ignored Fang Jun, and hurriedly stood behind his father and patted his back lightly, for his father's comfort.

Fang Jun sat across from Wei Zheng, and said with a sneer, "Why, Zheng Guogong is here to take a look at my current desolate situation, so that I can add insult to injury and gloat over others' misfortunes?"

Liu Xuanyi was sweating while listening.

What a Fang Erlang, how many people in this world dare to talk to Wei Zheng like that?
I'm afraid that His Majesty will feel frightened when seeing Wei Zheng...

Wei Zheng took a breath, stroked his beard and laughed, and said with great emotion: "My life is not long, and before I die, I can see some officials in the court standing up for the common people, fighting against such behemoths as family clansmen with swords and guns. One match, it's really a big comfort for my old age! Fang Erlang, you're doing great!"

With that said, Wei Zheng raised his thumb, his old eyes were full of approval!

It is a kind of comfort that there are successors, and the brilliance of being blue and blue!
Fang Jun is depressed, what are you happy about, old man?

We are not the same way!
(End of this chapter)