Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 623 Are you human?
It's night, the moon and stars are sparse.

Chunxin, who had been meditating and resting alone in his room since evening, finally opened his eyes again around midnight, looking refreshed.

As a disciple of the Shaolin Chun generation, Chunxin was assigned a "single room" by Wudang, but the conditions of his room were inferior to those of the three eminent monks of the Ji generation.

Of course, living conditions are not important; the key point is that he lives alone, which makes it very convenient for him to sneak out at night to cause trouble.

If he, like the disciples of the Zhen generation, needed to share a room with several others, he wouldn't have had this "sudden inspiration."

squeak--

When Chunxin pushed open the door to leave the room, he did not make any effort to keep quiet.

His movements seemed quite ordinary, not the kind of stealthy, stealthy movement.

He didn't even change his clothes; he only took off his outer robe, still wearing a coarse cloth monk's robe underneath...

Judging from this, it seems as if he wasn't out doing anything bad, but just getting up in the middle of the night to use the outhouse.

And this is exactly the effect Chunxin wanted.

Because tonight is the first night these Shaolin monks have been in Wudang, there are some things... that can only be covered up during this period.

For example, if he were to be discovered by the Wudang disciples on night duty while sneaking into the forbidden area, he could immediately put on an innocent face and claim that he had just come out to find a latrine and had lost his way because he was new to the area and it was dark.

If he were to stay for ten days or half a month before using it, it would definitely not work. But if it's done for the first two days, the other party is unlikely to suspect anything.

Therefore, Chunxin began his "night walk" in a very open manner tonight, and he did not spend much time finding the stone wall with the words "Forbidden Area in the Back Mountain, Do Not Enter" and... two Wudang disciples who were already lying down and snoring by the roadside.

Chunxin thought to himself that he was really lucky to have run into two lazy Taoists, but then he thought again: maybe it wasn't luck, but that Wudang was really not good now and that the disciples' level was just like this.

But actually, he was wrong. The truth is that by Yao Zhizu's generation, Wudang basically didn't take the forbidden area in the back mountain seriously anymore, so sending people to stand guard was just a formality.

Yao Zhizu and a few other high-ranking members knew about the cave, but based on information passed down from their ancestors, they believed it was just an unopenable ruin, and that it contained only some scriptures left behind by Master Yun in his later years, not any martial arts secrets... Of course, this was indeed the truth.

The ordinary disciples below knew even less. In their minds, this forbidden area in the back mountain was just a place occasionally used to confine high-level disciples. Although they had heard that there were indeed some martial arts moves recorded on some rocks inside, they had never seen any senior brother who came out of confinement with greatly improved martial arts skills, so they assumed that the moves were not particularly powerful.

Therefore, as you all recall from the previous text... when Sun and Huang came to the entrance of this forbidden area from the back mountain, even in broad daylight, the two disciples guarding the narrow path were clearly slacking off.

So it's not surprising that the guards dared to lie down and sleep at night.

Thus, Chunxin easily passed through the narrow passage and entered the forbidden area.

Then, as he searched inside, hey... he found those "martial-shaped rocks".

"Hmm... As expected, even though a sect like Wudang has declined somewhat, there are still some things hidden in the back mountains." Chunxin stared at the rocks for a while, then muttered to himself, "What's inscribed on these rocks must be the secret techniques that the ancestors of Wudang comprehended, right?"

To be honest, this guy's abilities are really limited. The argument he made right away was almost identical to the words Sun Yixie casually blurted out back then.

And coincidentally, the audience nearby was the same when he said those words.

puff-

No sooner said than done, just as Chunxin finished muttering those words, a strange noise came from the bushes under a tree a few feet away from him.

Those who regularly read this book should now understand that this sound was definitely not made by mouth.

So who could it be in the middle of the night...? Never mind, this question is too easy, I won't ask... Now, Huang Donglai, because of this noise, exposed his location.

Of course, there was nothing he could do about it. He had already squatted down and was ready to ejaculate when he suddenly noticed someone approaching the rocks. At that moment, it was really difficult for him to hold it back...

"Who?" Upon hearing the voice, Chunxin immediately tensed up. He asked in a deep voice while looking sharply toward the source of the sound.

But in the dead of night, no matter how bright the moonlight was, it was impossible to see Huang Donglai crouching in the grass under the trees.

Huang Donglai was at his most vulnerable moment, when he was most susceptible to being ambushed. Since he was hiding in the back of the mountain, he was likely to get into a conflict if he was discovered. Therefore, he did not dare to respond and just hoped to stall for time.

But Chunxin wouldn't wait for him. Seeing that no one responded to his question, Chunxin immediately prepared for battle and walked step by step toward the source of the commotion.

One step, two steps... When Chunxin took the fifth step, a smell suddenly entered his nostrils; along with the smell came a second, even more violent "plop" sound.

Clearly, Huang Donglai was getting anxious as the other party approached, so he stopped trying to hide it and increased his intensity, wanting to finish quickly so he could get up and deal with the situation.

As for Chunxin, let's put it this way... when he heard the first commotion, he didn't realize what was happening in the bushes just by the sound. But when he took a few steps closer and heard the second wave of sounds, and especially when he smelled that scent... he started to realize what was going on.

"Whoa~" The next second, Chunxin couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, and used his lightness skill to leap backward, getting away from the bushes.

At that moment, he concluded that some kind of large creature, such as a wild boar, was defecating in the grass.

To be honest, his judgment wasn't wrong, because according to normal logic, this forbidden area in the back mountain should be deserted. He initially heard a noise and didn't know what was going on, so he reacted by "guarding against people." But after smelling the odor and confirming that something was defecating ahead, it was more reasonable to guess that it was in the direction of animals.

Thinking of this, Chunxin was no longer flustered. Although he felt a little disgusted, animals were definitely easier to deal with than people, so he decided to wait and see. He would feel at ease once the wild boar showed up or ran away after it finished.

Huang Donglai had no idea what Chunxin was thinking. He saw the other man suddenly jump back, but his gaze remained fixed on him after landing. He assumed that the other man had already noticed him and knew what he was doing. However, out of consideration for appearances, the other man chose to keep his distance and wait for him to "finish his business".

So Brother Huang didn't stand on ceremony and immediately began to "finish off"...

And so, Chunxin stood there listening to several more waves of noise that sent chills down his spine.

A moment later, Huang Donglai finally finished. Normally, he would have buried the goods he had unloaded and the leaves he had wiped away afterward, in case anyone from Wudang came to the back mountain and noticed someone was there through the dung heap. But it seemed there was no need for that now.

Thinking he had been exposed, Huang Donglai jumped out of the bushes as soon as he pulled up his pants, startling Chunxin.

"you……"

In that instant, the words Chunxin instinctively wanted to blurt out were—"Are you human?"

Moreover, these three words are both a question and a complaint.

But he swallowed those words back and forced himself to say, "Amitabha...May I ask who you are?"

Upon seeing the other party's reaction, Huang Donglai thought to himself, "What's going on? Judging from this... this monk doesn't recognize me and didn't expect me to suddenly appear? Moreover, how come a monk suddenly appeared in this forbidden area of ​​Wudang? Could it be that he, like Chun Kong, was also guided by some master?"

Although Huang Donglai had a good first impression of Chunxin and initially thought the other party was doing well, he still didn't know Chunxin, so he took precautions first.

"You're asking me? I should be asking you!" After a moment, Huang Donglai took the initiative and made up a story, "This is a forbidden area of ​​Wudang. I am here to reflect on my mistakes by order of the sect leader. How did you, a monk, end up here?"

His words really intimidated Chunxin.

Firstly, this was indeed the first time Chunxin had seen Huang Donglai. Although he had heard of the nickname "Eastern Harmony and Western Poison" and some of their physical characteristics, Chunxin was unlikely to have imagined that the person in front of him was one of them when these two appeared alone, especially in such an inexplicable setting.

Secondly, Huang Donglai's self-righteous and accusatory attitude, as well as his claim that he is a Wudang disciple who is currently in meditation, are logically sound.

Before this, there was already something even more inexplicable to Chunxin, such as "a young man defecating in the forbidden area of ​​Wudang Mountain in the middle of the night." Huang Donglai's words now could just plug the even bigger hole in front of him.

"Amitabha..." After a few seconds of quick thinking, Chunxin softly chanted the Buddha's name and then replied, "So you are a young friend from Wudang. I am Chunxin, a disciple of Shaolin. I have mistakenly entered this forbidden area. Please forgive me."

"What? A Shaolin disciple?" Huang Donglai pretended to sizing the other person up, then followed up on the other person's words and probed further, "Why is a Shaolin disciple here at our Wudang?"

"Hmm... I suppose it's because you've been meditating here, young friend, that you're unaware of what's happening outside..." Chunxin was about to answer when...

"Damn it! How long are you going to take a dump? I'm getting impatient." A distinctive voice suddenly came from the side of the two of them.