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Chapter 1237: One Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty-Four·"Once upon a time there was a jellyfish."

"boom--!"

The space shook and exploded, and Xige took several steps back.

The next moment, the dragon claw fell, but missed.

Xige moved as fast as lightning, put one hand on Su Mingan's neck and the other hand on Su Mingan's waist, and rushed into the hospital in an instant.

As soon as you enter the Central Hospital, it’s like you’ve entered a different dimension, and the thunder is instantly cut off.

"This is a special space in the Disciple Game. It will take some time for those old guys to lock onto us." Xige stared at him coldly: "Oliviers, are you running? Are you going to keep running? If you really want to run, then don't come to participate in the Disciple Game. We don't think we will be able to catch you even after ten thousand years."

Su Mingan was silent for a while, and suddenly smiled.

Seeing him smile, Xige was in a trance for a while, but she quickly returned to her cold expression and tightened her fingers.

Blood flowed down the nails, and Xige's blood-red eyes flashed for a moment.

Su Mingan put on a helpless expression and spread his hands: "Okay, I admit that I am Olivers. But I really didn't expect that you would be so angry. Are the things I did so unacceptable to you?"

Although he knew nothing, it did not stop him from pretending to find out information.

"What do you think?" Xige stared at Su Ming'an, grinning with bright red lips, and said coldly: "If it weren't for you, would our blood clan turn against each other because of you?"

"Not really. I didn't do anything." Su Mingan looked back at her.

"You didn't do anything?" Xige was really angry and blurted out, "You jump around, stir up disputes, and promise everyone a perfect new world... You are a liar full of lies. I won't give you a chance this time."

Her smile became colder, as if she was thinking of something horrible: "Okay, come back to Crescent Island with me. The blood dukes miss you very much."

...Si Que, you are really not a human being.

Judging from Xige's context, Si Que must have tricked them into doing something big, causing them to suffer misfortune, and then Si Que ran away.

Su Mingan knew that if he continued to pretend, something bad would happen, so he immediately said, "Actually, I have lost my memory..."

"Amnesia? It's normal for you to lose your memory! If you don't seal those memories, you will probably go crazy. This time, you will never be able to escape with your life..." Xige sneered and subconsciously licked the blood from between his fingers.

In an instant, her vicious look changed. It was the look of someone who was used to eating coarse food and was very happy to have such a rare opportunity to eat delicious food.

"...Hmm?" She stared at Su Ming'an blankly, licked the blood on her hands, and even her eyes became dazed: "...What did you reincarnate into?"

Su Mingan sighed.

He knew that it would be better to pretend to be Olivers than to expose his identity as the Turritopsis dohrnii. But the identity of the Turritopsis dohrnii was still exposed.

"Okay, okay..." Xige said coldly:

"It's really killing two birds with one stone. It turns out that the recently famous dohrnii jellyfish in the mainland is you. You really know how to find a body for yourself and you even specially became a dohrnii jellyfish. It seems that you also know that you should compensate us..."

"I know you wrote the method of reincarnation. So I won't kill you. I will take you back now and let you feel the pain we suffered in the previous book..."

"Wait..." Su Mingan raised his hand: "What does 'previous book' mean?"

Xige's meaning was very clear, but he didn't understand this word.

However, Xige did not intend to answer patiently. He grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and was about to take him away.

"——What are you doing?"

At this time, a voice came from the second floor of the hospital.

Xige looked at it coldly.

A blue-haired boy was leaning on the railing on the second floor, with his earring swaying. Seeing Xige's fierce expression, he quickly covered his mouth: "Ah, I'm just a spectator. I'm leaving, I'm leaving..."

Xige didn't care about watching the show. If the boy heard the conversation, he must die.

In an instant, a scarlet thread flashed through the air. The blue-haired boy was slightly startled, and immediately opened his five fingers, summoning an undead warrior to block in front of him.

But before he could order the undead warrior to raise his shield, the scarlet thread pierced his heart.

"L……"

Blood hung on the silk thread. The blue-haired boy slowly lowered his head and took a look at his pierced heart.

"...If I had known earlier." He still had a smile on his face. In fact, the moment he saw Xige, he knew he couldn't escape: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come near this side..."

But even as he spoke words of regret, his face remained calm, as if death was nothing to him.

"boom."

The sound of a body falling was heard, and he fell from the second floor and landed heavily in front of Su Mingan. Large amounts of blood dyed the ground red, and he was no longer breathing.

Su Mingan stared at the scene in amazement. He felt it was unbelievable - one of the six key figures, the extremely mysterious blue-haired boy... just died like that?

Xige killed someone as if she were stepping on an ant. She didn't even bother to look at the corpse on the ground and grabbed Su Mingan again.

Su Mingan knew that the situation was critical, and it would be useless even if he called out to Su Lin. In this special space, Su Lin might not be able to hear him. So...

He took a deep breath, opened his mouth and shouted:

"——Sima Oliver is as long-lived as the sky, and he lives for thousands of years. He is the beacon of life, the shepherd of the world's glory and time!"

"Sima Oliver is as long-lived as the heavens, and he lives for thousands of years. He is the beacon of life, the shepherd of the glory and time of the world!!!"

The sound was loud and resonant in the empty environment.

Xige was stunned. She stared at Su Mingan in confusion, wondering if his brain was damaged after reincarnation. How could anyone praise himself like this?

"Even if you act crazy and stupid, I won't sympathize with you." Xige stretched out his hand.

next moment.

The air stagnated for a moment.

Xige's hands froze in place. She raised her head in disbelief, and a fear that had not been seen in a hundred years appeared in her scarlet eyes.

Tick, tick, tick.

A sound like the sound of flowing water sounded. Gradually, the air was filled with the brilliance of a rainbow, and a colorful semi-fluid figure silently appeared behind Su Mingan. After a moment, a mask with a bright smile condensed.

Her eyebrows were curved, the corners of her mouth were raised high, colorful rainbow light floated silently, and the colorful liquid was like a palm, resting on Xige's hand that was touching Su Ming'an.

“……” Xige’s whole body was shaking.

Even though Casadia didn't say anything, Xige seemed to be about to break. This is the deterrent power of the gods... Even if she is a prince of the blood clan, she is like an ant in the eyes of a second-level god.

"This is the first time you have used the Skirt of Poison Wine to summon me." Casadia tilted her head. His figure was blurry, like a ball of flowing colored liquid: "...What is your wish?"

He said in a rising voice:
"Then, the price to be paid...are you ready?"

Su Mingan pursed his lips and said, "I want you to drive her away."

Casadia seemed to have heard something funny. She was stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter. "Just chase her away? Haha, hahahahaha... She wanted to eat you, but you just wanted to chase her away instead of killing her? How interesting, how interesting..."

The colorful torrent expanded and shrank like a thick dark cloud. He laughed very heartily, even though Su Mingan had no idea what he was laughing at. This devil had a very low sense of humor.

Xige lowered his head, surprise flashed in his eyes, but he didn't dare to look up.

"If you were to kill her outright, the price would be lower. But if you just drive her away... that would not satisfy me very much, and I would charge a very high price." Casadia said with a smile, her voice sharp and high.

"What do you want?" Su Ming'an said calmly. Even if it was the highest price, it would be nothing more than death, and death was never scary to him.

"Before that, I will fulfill your wish first..." Casadia swayed slightly.

It seemed that He did nothing, but Xige was expelled. Before she disappeared, she stared at Su Mingan, her eyes full of complexity. It seemed that...her hatred for Olivers was not complete.

The hospital fell silent. Su Ming'an lowered his eyes and suddenly said, "Casadia, I have another wish. Can you revive someone who just died?"

The blue-haired boy died unjustly, and he was one of the six key NPCs. Su Mingan didn't want to let him die like this.

"Resurrection... You've given me a difficult problem, but I happen to be good at this. I've succeeded in resurrecting almost all the people I wanted to resurrect." Casadia was still happy: "...Except for one person."

Laughter echoed in the empty hospital hall. He approached the blue-haired boy, and colorful light gathered on his forehead. After a moment, the blue-haired boy's breathing gradually recovered, and the wound that was pierced through him gradually healed.

Su Mingan looked at the scene in shock - life and death used to be an unreachable boundary, but now Casadia has crossed it.

"Only under certain conditions." Casadia floated back to Su Mingan, colorful lights flashing: "If the life force is taken away at the moment of death, then I will be powerless to save the situation... Well, I have added another difficult wish. You should pay a high price."

Su Mingan looked at him calmly. Even if he asked him to cut off his hands and feet, he didn't care.

"My request is..." Casadia's voice dragged out.

The air was extremely quiet and Su Mingan's eyes were focused.

"--Tell me a joke," said Casadia.

"......?" Su Mingan was at a loss.

"Yes, tell me a joke." Casadia said with a smile, "The requirement is that you can't make me laugh."

At this moment, Su Mingan deeply experienced what a fun devil was... This "high price" really caught him off guard, it was really too much fun.

Casadia should have realized that Su Ming'an was not afraid of any price, and even if he collected souls and lives like ordinary people, it would not be fun. It would be more fun to let Su Ming'an do something more difficult.

"I can't make you laugh?" Su Mingan confirmed this request again. How can you tell a joke and not make people laugh?

"Yes, you just can't make me laugh." Casadia said with a smile.

Su Mingan breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he had no sense of humor and couldn't tell any funny jokes. He had no confidence in making Casadia, who had lived for thousands of years, laugh, but it was too easy to tell a joke that was not funny.

After racking his brains, he came up with a joke that was not funny at all. Facing Cassadia's smiling mask, he spoke with difficulty:
"Once upon a time, there was a jellyfish in the sea."

"He was swimming around in the sea..."

“——Hahahaha, hahahahahaha——!!!”

A shrill laugh sounded, and Su Mingan was stunned... What did I say? Why are you laughing now?
Casadia laughed wildly. The colorful figure under the mask expanded and shrank rapidly, as if intense pleasure was playing out inside his body.

"No, you..." Su Mingan was confused.

...Play him, right? No matter if it's funny or not, Cassadia laughed first, and then paid the price for failure.

“Hahahaha — hahahahahaha —!” The laughter continued incessantly. It was obvious that Casadia was really happy. He waved his colorful limbs, and starlight swirled and flickered at a high frequency: “Really, really funny… Your jokes, hum hum ah ah ah —”

Su Mingan stared at him with an expressionless face.

...Is it that funny?

Obviously, every time he told a joke in class, the crowd would fall silent. This was the first time in his life that he met someone who gave him face... God.

Although it’s best not to give this face.

After laughing for five full minutes, even Su Mingan's ears began to ring, and then Casadia stopped laughing. He floated around Su Mingan happily, and his voice rose:

"Well, I'm sorry that your joke made me laugh. But it's okay, I'll keep a record of it, and next time you summon me, you have to prepare a less funny joke."

“…”Su Mingan was speechless.

But he vaguely discovered that Casadia was inducing him to summon Him without limit. It seemed that each summoning only required telling a joke, but in fact, the cost would accumulate every time he summoned Him, until it far exceeded the level of "telling a joke"... When Su Mingan gave everything and was still unable to pay the price, it would be the most terrifying moment.

Looking at the crazy Casadia, Su Mingan knew that unless it was absolutely necessary... he could not summon Casadia again.

After all, the thinking patterns of humans and gods are different. Although Casadia seems friendly, he may be the most dangerous existence. He is much more dangerous than the Tattered King, who at least still cares about old friendships.

"Well, the person you want to resurrect is about to wake up." Casadia said meaningfully: "He is not a good person either. I advise you to be careful. Just like that... he slipped away."

The colorful rainbow light gradually faded away, and the happy mood in the air gradually disappeared.

Su Mingan saw that the Poison Wine Skirt in the equipment column... seemed to be a brighter red, as if it was infused with more blood.