My autobiography cannot be a tragedy

Chapter 281 Who to Choose
"Hmm...so that's the case...can it still be like this..."

Yan Weiwei nodded repeatedly as she watched, quite intoxicated.

Although this information seems esoteric, there are 14 meridians, 108 acupuncture points, 9 postures, 12 breathing rhythms...

It looks bluffing.

But after Yan Xuezha bit the bullet and read on, she suddenly found out.

what! ?This is actually a question that I know!

It's like the ones on the college entrance examination papers were all done by myself, and the teacher who wrote the questions was like a relative of my own, that was a surprise.

On the other hand, Fan Shigang went from "as if he had found a treasure", to "looked blank", and then "scratched his ears and cheeks", and finally looked left and right as if he wanted to see if he had a good tablemate...

Of course, Meng Lang was not surprised by Yan Weiwei's feeling that the test paper was stepping on knowledge points.

Because this was originally tailored by Yan Weiwei herself!

The trouble should end it.

Life experience proves once again that if you can't solve the problem, then go to the person who raised the problem!

Yan Weiwei herself is the one who knows best how to train herself compared to her fake strength who relies on taking drugs to become a talent.

This is a "private order" made by "that Yan Weiwei" for "this Yan Weiwei".

Of course, it is also inseparable from the full assistance of chief scientist Lin Xiaoyu.

As the developer of the overclocking potion, he has the most detailed human experiment data, including himself, the skill master.

She lays out relevant scientific theories and compiles initial textbooks.

Then, Yan Weiwei made the language popular and friendly to the people, and with her own practical experience, she made many improvements to the training materials and continuously polished and perfected them.

After nearly 25 years, the V1.0 version of "Overclocking Manual" was finally released.

To put it simply, this training manual is the result of finding the most suitable NPC in the previous episode and adding the "scientific use of rain".

Although Yan Weiwei, the writer of the cheat book, has not practiced it herself...

But this is like the "Dragon Elephant Prajna Kungfu" which is said to have thirteen layers, but no one has ever practiced it.

Although the creators failed to practice it, it is undeniable that it is still a top-level skill.

The same is true for the V1.0 version of "Overclocking Scripture". Although there are still some improvements, it is not useless.

Although Yan Weiwei failed to practice it, she still made great progress relying on it...

And its real value, in fact... is to cooperate with the "overclocking potion"!
One for external use and one for internal use.

If "Overclocking Scripture" is a move, then "Overclocking Potion" is like a mental method.

Combining the two, the possibility of great success will be greatly increased!
Although the "Ancient Warrior Vs Zombies" project was not successful in the last episode, it was not a complete failure.

At least one person, through the combination of the two, finally mastered the "brain overclocking" skill initially...

Turning his head, he saw the little girl poking her head beside Yan Weiwei, looking very curious.

A smile flashed across meng lang's eyes.

"What? Xiao Yu, you want to learn too?"

"Hey! Uncle, what did you show Sister Weiwei and the others? Did you write it? It looks so profound."

Lin Haitang also looked over curiously.

"Well... just printed a few more copies, here you are, lawyer Lin, would you like to have a copy too, come here, the journey is far away, it's just a relief."

Then, Fan Shigang looked at Meng Lang doing wholesale with a strange expression, and took out two identical documents from his bag...

What is this... for?

Fan Shigang couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching.

Is it really okay to hand out this kind of "magic skill book" like a flyer?
Then he looked down at the "cheat book" bound into a book in his hand, and there were even more slots!
The cover is just a whiteboard, with only four large characters of "Overclocking Scripture" printed vertically in Song typeface, followed by a small font of "V1.0"...

It seemed to be in a hurry, the nails on the stapler were all crooked...

Hello!No matter how you say it, it is also a collection of magical skills that directly reach Huajin, the kind that throwing it out can cause a bloodbath in the rivers and lakes.

As far as the face of the card is concerned, it's not too much to put on a serious cover, right?
What's the matter with the sense of sight of wholesale magical skills for ten yuan a copy?

But seeing Master Yan's solemn expression, this "cheat book" doesn't look like a fake...

Could it be... is it because my comprehension is too low?

After all, the one who can practice this cheat is a "once-in-a-thousand-year" genius...

Do you have to understand it... At least you have to be at the level of a "once-in-a-hundred-year" genius?

This is embarrassing!

My basic attribute is not up to standard!
But having said that, if it's really that easy and someone can practice it casually, then in this world, it's not easy to walk all over the place, and the dark energy is not as good as a dog?

yes yes yes!

It must be because I am too greedy. My master told me not to rush for quick success and quick gains when practicing martial arts, but to do what I can.
Fan Shigang reflected on himself for a while, and then with a 12-point pious heart, he lowered his head and studied carefully...

Seeing that the four of them were studying hard, Meng Lang took out a bag of potato chips with a smile and started to eat them.

It's so hard to learn, it's of little value to the common man.

Even if it is leaked out, I am afraid that everyone will only think that it is one of the so-called "Qigong" genres on the Internet, and the pearl will be dusted.

I just don't know if it will be the same as the "Story of the Stone", the things written will not shine until after the author's death, and will be praised and studied by the world...

While eating potato chips, Meng Lang couldn't help but think of the autobiography he read today...

[In Cao Xueqin's works, there is a sky-replenishing stone that is boring.

It met a monk and begged them to take it to experience the world of mortals. Because it went to the world, it became a stone with a story.

Stone writes the experience of the world into a story and engraves it on himself in the form of words.

In the end, Taoist Kong Kong copied the story written on the stone, and this novel existed in the world...

The world of mortals is exhausted, and the stone returns to its original place, still turning into a stone.

And the body of the stone has been filled with all kinds of things after it went down to earth.

The price is the scars all over the body...

I feel like I am this stone.

So I named this story "Story of the Stone"...]

"It takes a lot of ups and downs in my heart to compare myself to Jia Baoyu..."

Meng Lang felt sad in his heart.

The metaphor of brothers is still so apt.

Whether it's as a sky-repairing stone, or as an experience in the world of mortals, or seeing him build a tall building, seeing him entertain guests, and finally seeing the whole world building collapse...

Even the emotional experience of this life is a coincidence, as if plagiarizing the idea of ​​"Second Master Bao".

Choose Sister Lin or Sister Bao...

This is really a problem...

Meng Lang seriously suspected that while this brother was connoting "self", he was also connotating himself.

And compared to my brother, my problem seems to be more serious...

My brain hurts!

Feeling that the potato chips in his mouth were no longer fragrant, he put down the snack helplessly and looked out the window at the passing scenery.

The train passed through a tunnel and entered the rolling mountains.

In the distance, there is a temple in a deep mountain, and the smoke is faint...

Seeing the temple, meng lang thought of the Buddha head.

Part of the "Story of the Stone" I wrote this time is really related to this "stone" that has traveled through thousands of years!
[When I smashed the Buddha's head with anticipation in the mood of smashing a golden egg, the inside...was actually empty? !
Yes!Nothing but gravel... nothing!
I think it took time for the lottery draw, after all, luck is there, but you have promised to win 100% of the lottery, but you actually engage in secret operations... This is unbearable!
Yes, the workmanship of this Buddha head is exquisite and lifelike, and it is almost the same as the original one in appearance, and others can't see anything wrong at all.

But only I know, this is a fake!

When the fake is true, it is true and false, when the true is false, it is also true!
Unexpectedly, I actually ran into a "civet cat for the prince"...

Fuso...mysterious force...museum...

I vaguely guessed the truth about the fact that the Buddha's head was swapped, but it's a pity that things are different.

All the history, all the evidence, have been buried in the dilapidated city...]

Meng Lang pulled the corner of his mouth with some toothache.

This life is really all kinds of "unplanned".

There is no shortage of big accidents, and all kinds of small accidents are also emerging one after another.

It never occurred to him that the things that were collected in the museum could be stolen for another day.

No need to ask, it must be some kind of py transaction between the insiders of the museum and the mysterious force that has been thinking about the Buddha's head.

Otherwise, how could such an important national treasure be dropped by someone in silence? !

I was still a little too naive, thinking that according to modern strict security measures, all kinds of theft methods could be almost eliminated.

Little do they know that no matter how strict a museum is, it is also managed by people. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are benefits...

I've heard that many of the collections in a certain museum have been mistaken for real ones, and I thought I was a conspiracy theorist spreading rumors.

Now it seems that this matter is not groundless!
Day and night defense, home thieves are difficult to prevent!
But... the persistence of that mysterious force also exceeded my expectations.

What kind of priceless treasure is in the Buddha's head that the opponent is chasing and beating him so fiercely, and won't let him go?

This series of stories is compiled into a script, and I am afraid that it can be made into a movie.

The name is "Crazy Stone"?
As the saying goes, the more you can't get something, the more you want it.

Meng Lang said, you have completely aroused my curiosity.

Don’t argue about steamed buns, even if you tell me that it’s just an ordinary “Avatamsaka Sutra” inside, I, an atheist, have to read it from beginning to end!
"Hmm... Uncle, what you wrote is really profound, and you can't understand many places... Am I stupid?" At this time, Xiao Yu put down the materials in his hand with a bitter face.

She really wanted to understand what Meng Lang wrote, but Xiao Douding's current knowledge base was not Dr. Lin many years later.

"How could it be? Xiaoyu, you are still young, don't be discouraged, I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone. When it's time for you to understand, you will definitely understand.

All you need... is time. "

Meng Lang withdrew his thoughts, smiled and patted her little head.

Believe me, there will come a day when the uncle will chase after you... Shout "Sister save me"...

Not long after, Lin Haitang also put down the materials, expressing her abandonment.

It's just that the meridian map of the human body is not something she can understand.

"So... Weiwei's martial arts consultant is because of this?" Lin Haitang clapped the "Truth" in his hand.

"Ah! That's right, you may not believe me when I tell you, but I'm actually a hidden martial arts master, have you heard of Hua Jin master?
Although I’ve just heard about it, it’s probably the one, a master who is several floors tall, the kind that you don’t meet in a thousand years..."

"Stop it, I didn't ask you where it came from, so you don't have to rush to make excuses." Lin Haitang held his forehead and stretched out his hand to stop him.

rash:"……"

To be honest, you don't even believe it.

But to be honest, these words are really unbelievable. After all, people who have not seen brother's real strength with their own eyes can't understand that kind of power...

But what is Yan Weiwei's attitude?It seems that they didn't tell the Lin sisters what happened in the boxing gym yesterday?

The secrets of both sides are tight-lipped...

Is integrity so trustworthy?

It seems that yesterday I said that people who hate gossip the most... Be strict with yourself! This is it!

If there is such a commendable sense of secrecy, is it not impossible to consider revealing some secrets in advance to attract people into the group?
Seeing that Meng Lang didn't answer, Lin Haitang said again.

"So... besides studying history and law at home, are you planning to study martial arts? Haha! Are your hobbies too broad?"

"Uh……"

Although Lawyer Lin opposite was caressing his hair, and his smile was rare and sweet, which made people's hearts flutter, but Meng Lang's heart skipped a beat when he heard these words.

Chinese culture is extensive and profound, if you really think she is asking about your hobbies, then you are not far from the finale!
"Cough! How could it be? In fact, I haven't read any other books recently, but the four great classics. I'm reminiscing about the classics, ha ha!"

"The four great classics, I've read them too! Uncle, which one are you reading?" Xiao Yu raised her hand excitedly.

"Uh... the story of the stone."

"Oh! A Dream of Red Mansions! This book is the one I dislike the most. It's too difficult to understand. I read the simplified version and I'm confused." Xiao Yu suddenly grimaced.

"You are too young, this book is not suitable for you to read." Lin Haitang couldn't help but cry.

Meng Lang's heart moved and he asked tentatively.

"Lawyer Lin also reads The Red Chamber, so what do you think of this book?"

"I just read it as a novel, and I can't talk about appreciating it. However, I don't like the ending of this book. After seeing Lin Daiyu's death, I stopped reading it."

Um!Lin Daiyu's death was a sublimation for some people, and it was poisonous to the point of abandoning books for some people, there is nothing wrong with it!

"Oh...then what do you think, when Jia Baoyu meets Sister Lin and Xue Baochai, how should he choose the right one?"

Lin Haitang froze for a moment, then looked at Meng Lang.

Meng Lang panicked a lot in his heart, but his face was extremely calm.

This is a very serious academic discussion, eh!Very serious!
"I choose Lin Daiyu. I can choose whoever I like. There's nothing to worry about." Lin Haitang looked at Meng Lang.

"But Xue Baochai is the order of his parents, the words of the matchmaker, what should he do? You know, sometimes there are all kinds of helplessness in life, especially... in another era." Meng Lang asked again.

"Hmm..." Lin Haitang fell into deep thought.

Seeing that Lin Haitang couldn't answer for a while, Meng Lang sighed.

well!So really no one to blame.

To blame, to blame them all for wanting a love that can be married if they hold hands, but they live in an era when even having sex will have no results...

(End of this chapter)