How am I still alive?

Chapter 1956 Rare Panda
"The reason for joining politics? Well, my children are almost one year old, maybe it's time to return to the family."

On TV, a panda man in a Tang suit is talking.

After trying Western suits, kung fu outfits and even cheongsams, the big-bellied panda finally chose a loose-fitting Tang suit.

This kind of oriental clothing, combined with the configuration of the national treasure panda, makes it completely different from the common ferocious and strange appearance of orcs, and instead more friendly.

At the same time, he talked about some interesting things in the past.

For example, he worked part-time and studied at Guda University, and worked hard and overtime in the special forces team. Of course, what impressed him most was the ten years at Mercury 42.

".Explorers who go to foreign lands have seen the hell on earth. The extraordinary is already a fact. It is the main axis of the times, and extraordinary disasters are the inevitable status quo. We have seen extraordinary disasters in foreign lands and witnessed the fall of the entire world and even the end of the world. So I don’t want to see my hometown become a purgatory. We try to do something."

Watching the Panda Man on TV talking freely, his sincere words revealed the root of his political career. While accompanying his family, he also wanted to solve more extraordinary disasters.

His identities as a special forces member and explorer showed that he was an expert. There was no need to emphasize the fact that he was close to level eight. Those who understood would understand its importance. Telling this to ordinary people who did not understand would only make them look confused. Emphasizing its strength would instead widen the distance between ordinary people and the strong.

These were words that had been planned long ago, the result of expert planning, and also what Sean really thought.

His acting skills are good, but they can't be compared with professional politicians and actors, especially with the existence of various extraordinary people who can read micro-expressions and even minds, which makes it even worse when he tells lies.

The advice given by the staff department is to tell the truth directly and play with real people's characters. This is extremely rare for politicians.

The Pandaman can be played this way because he is really a good person, and Lu Ping'an has the power to make good people do good things.

"Meow? Why is it so troublesome?"

Maomao was a little confused. She had no interest in or knowledge of such matters, but when she watched the news in the past, she didn't see any mayors or council members pop up.

Why should we spend money on TV interviews and advertisements when it is our turn?
"Eastern countries are indeed different from Western powers. Politicians do not need much personal reputation. All they need is the trust of their superiors and subordinates. But we are 'outsiders'. If we want to promote reforms, we need personal identity and prestige. We need people to believe in us. This is what we must establish."

Lu Ping'an originally thought that Maomao would get bored again after listening halfway and go play by herself, but this time, she was unusually serious.

It seemed that she was unusually concerned and even uneasy about her companions along the way.

"What happens if I fail, meow?"

“Well, it’s nothing actually. Just let them come back to work.” Lu Ping’an thought about it. The industries on those planets he currently has are almost the same as “a country” when put together. He just needs to adjust the scope of work.

In the worst case scenario, if his reputation is completely ruined and he is even involved in a criminal case and is wanted, he can just be sent to another place to become a lord, which doesn't seem to be a big deal.

".When the time comes, we can just replace it with another cat. Who would hate a cat, especially a cute and meritorious cat from the special forces?"

When the cat heard that no one would hate cats, it kept nodding its head and wagging its tail, but the more it listened, the more it realized something was wrong.

"Meow! Meow! You're kidding! Bad guy!"

Then, Lu Ping'an, who threatened to tie the cat to a tree, was punished by the cat and got scratched on the face.

Recently, when everyone else is busy, only Lu Pingan and Maomao have free time. Lu Pingan is the "decision maker" and "strategic reserve force", while Maomao has the most free time every time he returns to his hometown.

After all, when on Earth, it is better for the gray cat who controls the group's killing power and gray life to take it easy.

The veterans of the team feel relieved when they see the cats leisurely. This shows that they are really not busy.

In a sense, Lu Ping'an taking the cat around to play is also a signal, a reality that our team can take a break and have a holiday.

Of course, it is also because playing with cats is probably the most relaxing time for Lu Pingan.
"Will it succeed, meow?" After taking another look at the panda on TV, the cat was still a little uneasy.

It's not just for the pandas, but also for some other things. Just as Lu Ping'an said, she also came from the local special forces team.

She is indeed heartless, but not that heartless.

Lu Ping'an touched the cat's erect ears and smiled.

"Of course we can. We are rich and good at fighting. If it doesn't work, I will impose martial law for three years to see the effect. Haha, when they call me a dictator, I will let a cat be the mayor."

Although it was a joke, Maomao could really hear the seriousness in it, even the last sentence! He could really let Maomao be the mayor.

From the very beginning, he was prepared to force his way through the policy and even be treated as a dictator.

It would be best if it can be pushed smoothly. If it can't be pushed well, I will force it. As long as the higher-ups trust me, it doesn't matter if I don't really trust them. After all, the Orthodox Church has been rotten for so many years, so my own will not make a difference.

Lu Ping'an has knowledge of two world lines. He knows how to forcibly reduce the crime rate and what a series of supernatural and civilian controls such as the implementation of Skynet, registration of supernatural beings, and access to high-end weapons will bring. He is willing to sacrifice some privacy rights in public areas to gain safety.

If I can convince you, that would be the best. If you can’t, I will do it and you can wait and see the result.

This is Lu Ping'an's awakening, or in other words, his "love" for his hometown.
"Meow, what can I do?"

Cat, extremely rare, seriously takes the initiative to ask to do something.

"Don't worry. When it becomes necessary to play with them, I will give you the list."

"Meow!"

The cat rubbed its cheeks, revealing a cat face, rubbed it against Mr. Lu, and then continued to point at the panda on TV and laugh.

Lu Ping'an also laughed. It was really interesting to see the panda's face full of impatience when being asked questions by the host.

"Is bamboo your staple food? What if there is no bamboo outside the territory? You actually planted a bamboo field on the ship? You like bamboo so much. Aren't pandas omnivores?"

"Pfft, the stitching on my expensive suit broke?"

“Both of your daughters are red pandas? Can you show us the pictures? They are so cute!!”

There seems to be something wrong with this script. The female host seems to have stopped talking about business and just stared at the panda.

"Is this arranged?" Lu Ping'an made a phone call.

"The unscheduled inquiries have been completed. This is free play, which is probably what the audience wants to see."

Lu Ping'an was silent for a while. It seemed that he still underestimated the Chinese people's enthusiasm for pandas.

"How about letting him debut as an internet celebrity? Sell some peripherals first to test the waters?"

"Be a human being and have a safe journey."