Ford Tianguan

Chapter 174 You Stinky Panda
Xin Yijiu parked the Qizhu cart, and there were already many parked carts beside it.

"Why does this mountain god use a small boar to pull a cart?"

"What's so strange about this?" Just listening to the guide boys chatting: "I have seen dog carts, cat carts, mouse carts, donkey carts, crow carts..."

"Pig shit stinks! Hurry up and lead them to the zoo!"

The little pigs have just learned their wisdom. Although they have not eaten the emperor's juice, they are not stupid.

Because of this, being framed as shit smelly, I couldn't help moaning.

Huang Tian got out of the car: "You two boys, I, this little pig, breathe in the vitality of the mountains and forests, absorb the sun, moon and stars, and I am a top-grade spirit pig."

"Isn't that a very good ingredient? I heard that there is a kind of fairy pig specially raised by the Heavenly Court, which is used for banquets..."

Huang Tian: ...

"Two boys, don't scare them." Huang Tian casually took out a few snacks that he had bribed Danchun boy: "I am a new Mountain God, and it's my first time worshiping King Ling. I don't know the rules yet, please Take care of the two boys."

The two boys took the snacks: "I said, why don't you go down, you're a little stupid instead."

These two boys are the essence of cloud and rain in Yiming Mountain. They stand guard here all the year round and do the work of directing the carriage.

"The Spirit King's Christmas is three days old. The day before, he enters the venue to offer gifts, the second day for a banquet, and the third day for giving lectures. For a new little god like you, just ask around with the senior mountain gods."

"You just need to go down from this cloud road, and there will naturally be bird elves in the air to guide you. First, park the carriage to the animal garden, and then the waiter of the spirit ghost in the mountain will guide you to the cave. First, go to Yiming Palace to line up for gifts. After the ceremony, go to meet the Lingwang, this year the Lingwang has nine incarnations, so don't be afraid that you won't see him."

"Thank you! Thank you!" Huang Tian was at a loss at first, but now he finally cleared his mind, and sent some pastries and snacks.

The boys rejoiced and called a spirit bird directly from under the cloud: "Follow him, he will show you the way."

After Huang Tian thanked him, he told Xin Yijiu to follow the spirit bird and go down.

This place is actually a hundred miles away from Yiming Mountain, but the rules are like this, you can't fly over it, you can only go to the ground first, and then climb up the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, within a hundred miles, there are all kinds of inns, restaurants, temples, and some scenic spots of various colors, with red lights and green lights, and it looks very lively.

"The people around Yiming Mountain don't need to pay tribute to the dynasty, and those fertile fields are specially used for sacrifices." Xin Yijiu explained to Huang Tian while helping to drive the car: "I heard that the weather here is good and the people are ordinary people. People who live to be a hundred years old are still active, and those who are one hundred and twenty years old can be seen everywhere."

"Under King Ling's rule, there is no cultivating force, but there are many scattered immortals who borrow land to live in seclusion and practice. The cave here is the leader of the caves in Dongjizhou, Taicang Mingyitian."

"Patriarch Xin, have you come to worship?" Huang Tian asked curiously.

Xin Yijiu smiled wryly and said: "Qingqiu Kingdom is outside the East China Sea, and the first barrier between the East China Sea and the East Pole is Yiming Mountain. When I took my children to escape, I passed by here."

"That's right, the Hu family in Cangzhou is not far from here, do you want to pay a visit?"

Huang Tian thought of Hu Yuelou, this is a real local rich man.

Xin Yi nodded nine times: "That's why the little old man followed the tiger."

Huang Tian hummed, thinking that it was indeed the right thing to bring Xin Yi Jiulai, after all, his ancestors were rich.

Then he asked Xin Yijiu what was the situation in Yiming Mountain. After all, the information he searched from the Tiandi library was relatively official.

"It's been a long time since King Ling established Dongji Mountain Town, and the young man doesn't know when, but I heard that he was a minister of the first emperor of heaven, and he was entrusted here when the five poles of the world were divided."

Xin Yijiu is worthy of being a Xuehu who talked eloquently: "When dividing the five poles of the world, there were actually two times, and one was when the first emperor of heaven."

"It happened again during the time of the Three Emperors of Heaven. At that time, there was the Ninth Continent between heaven and earth, Tianwai Continent. Therefore, there are many deviations in redefining the five directions and five poles, especially the north and south poles."

Huang Tian listened carefully, and only said: "You talk about others like this, are you still on their territory?"

"Haha, don't worry, Tiger, Ling Wang is not the kind of god who can be punished by words." Xin Yijiu laughed.

Huang Tian said to himself: Are you thinking about me?
For this kind of thing, Huang Tian will not be punished for his words, okay?

"Shenshan Wuzhen, the top of the mountain is connected to the heavenly court, it is the divine pillar of heaven, if you can climb to the top of the mountain, you can enter the East Pole Taihao sky, but the little old man thinks that the sky is infinitely high, no matter how high the mountain of Wuzhen is Connecting the sky and the earth, it should be that the cave is connected with the heaven, and you can enter the heaven from the cave, just like the blessed land of the cave in my Qingqiu country, it is connected to the heaven and the sea."

Huang Tian listened to the internal and external relations in these spaces, and the spirit bird that followed him quickly landed on the ground.

This place is the beast garden at the foot of Yiming Mountain. It is said to be a beast garden, but it looks like a manor.

A chubby pandaren hurried over to pull the chariot and horses. He was about the height of a man, wearing a fat robe, and exuding an aura of a spirit monster: "God, stop driving here!"

Huang Tian had no resistance to this kind of creature, so he stared at it without letting go: "These little pigs of mine have the blood of Kangrui beasts, they don't eat grass, they only eat Qingling Qi."

The pandaren nodded again and again: "These little Dangkangs look very extraordinary, we will take good care of them."

After finishing speaking, he took out a piece of paper and showed Huang Tian the specific parking fee, as well as the fee for taking care of Xiaozhuzhu.

Huang Tian almost lost his skills, but Xin Yijiu said: "This is all normal, some gods will even give money!"

Huang Tian had no choice but to pay first, and looked at the pandaren's appearance not so amiable.

"Shangshen, please!" The panda man smiled, and led Huang Tian up a small path: "Go from this side, and you will find a memorial archway, which is the entrance of the cave. , you can go in and out worry-free, and in the cave, you can also choose an upper room, there is my second uncle, you can show him the sign with the sign."

Huang Tian looked at the sign made of bamboo, which had a panda shape on it, and couldn't help but secretly said: "This is starting a family business, a relationship household is a relationship household!"

Huang Tian walked through the path of the beast garden on foot, and soon saw the archway going up the mountain.

There is a large old archway, which is almost half of the building type, with cornices on the top and Baosha on both sides. On the plaque are written the four characters of "the first of the five towns".

The plaque comes with a sense of godly coercion, giving people the feeling of passing through the Nantian Gate.

This archway is the entrance to the mountain and into the cave.

If ordinary people climb the mountain, see the scenery, and worship the temple, they will climb the stairs from this place, but when the gods visit, they can see that the inside is mysterious and there is another door.

The God of Keeping the Mountain is a deity with two animal heads and a human body, one with a black tiger head and the other with a black bear head. He is seven or eight feet tall and wears armor.

If you are a mortal, you can see the Shoushan Temple on both sides of the archway.

One of them is Marshal Heihu, the other is Marshal Xuanji, they are the commanders of all birds and beasts in Yiming Mountain, and they are also great gods. According to the theory, they are under the jurisdiction of the two of them.

Those guarding the mountain gate here are only their incarnations, not their real bodies, but it still gives people a full sense of oppression.

In addition to the two mountain guardian gods, there are many soldiers and horses, each with gold and silver armor, which is also extraordinary.

The two great gods glanced at Huang Tian slightly, and only said: "The mountain god can enter."

It means that Xin Yi Jiu is not allowed to enter.

Seeing this, Xin Yijiu had no choice but to say to Huang Tian: "The little old man is waiting for the tiger at the foot of the mountain."

Huang Tian had no choice but to nod his head. These two mountain guards were serious, and Huang Tian was not easy to talk to, so he asked for accommodation.

Entering the cave from the archway, Huang Tian felt that it was very different, the vitality inside was abundant, not very strong, but advanced, full of vitality, good luck.

"No wonder there are many long-lived people around this mountain."

According to what the Pandaren said, Huang Tian climbed the stairs to the cave, and saw another temple pass.

Miaoguan is like a temple in appearance, but actually exists like a city gate, with a big hole in the middle, which is also a portal.

Huang Tian saw another pandaman here, he said it was his second uncle, but Huang Tian couldn't tell, even the clothes were exactly the same.

Huang Tian handed him the bamboo card: "Just now your nephew told me to give it to you."

"Oh!" The pandaman took the bamboo card: "There are three grades: low room, middle room, and upper room. This bamboo card is here. If you live in the low room, I won't charge you. The middle room needs to be added." A little, go to the room and add some."

Listening to his voice, Huang Tian confirmed that these two pandaren were actually one pandaren at all.

Secretly said: "This guy! Catch me and kill me alone!"

He also recalled what Yun Tongzi said, he didn't mention this ghost panda at all, so it seems that he is not related to him.

Huang Tian smiled: "I've already paid your nephew for the house just now, if you don't believe me, bring him here, we'll face it face to face."

The pandaren was slightly taken aback, then felt a little uncomfortable, and finally said: "Oh, since you have already paid, come with me!"

Huang Tian stared at his twisting body, secretly said: "This black-hearted panda!"

After waiting for the so-called upper room, Huang Tian finally couldn't bear it anymore, it was clearly a stone room.

However, Huang Tian sensed that some mountain gods who probably had the same aura as his own also lived in these stone houses.

And there is an inn here that specializes in cooking, which is actually run by a group of pandaren. Seeing them cooking, Huang Tian thought, "Will it shed hair?"
"Didn't you say the first day's gift?" Huang Tian asked.

"The first day is March [-]rd! Today is only the first day of March, you came two days early!"

Huang Tian: ...

The panda man smiled: "Do you need a guide to take you to play for two days? Follow me, you can go to many places in Yiming Mountain, and no one will stop you."

Huang Tian was curious: "You don't have to worry about eating and drinking here, why do you still do these tricks?"

"What lie?" The pandaren immediately became serious: "Did I lie to you?"

As soon as he raised his voice, all the pandaren in Shiwu Village looked over.

"You stinky panda!" Huang Tian scolded directly.

Huang Tian was still very qualified, so the scolding wasn't too harsh.

It's just that the pandaren was confused: "What is a panda?"

Huang Tian was speechless...

"Are you talking about me? I'm an iron-eating beast! Besides, I'm obviously more like a bear. Why do you call me a panda instead of a panda bear?"

"Also, I don't stink!" The panda man sniffed at his own arm.

Huang Tian didn't know if he was really careless or pretending to be careless, but he did divert Huang Tian's attention.

Huang Tian waved his hand: "You go! I don't need a tour guide!"

"Is it really not necessary? Yiming Mountain is very big. If you go to offer a gift, do you know where the Zhenyue Linggong is?"

"Huh? Huang Tian, ​​are you coming to pay homage to King Zhenyue Ling too?"

A familiar voice sounded, Huang Tian turned around and looked, it turned out to be Zhang Fulong.

Thinking about it, Zhang Fulong's grandfather gave a large family property to his grandson, and his family went to heaven as a mount. Zhang Fulong can be regarded as a new mountain god.

Thinking of Zhang Fulong being brought here as well, Huang Tian regained his balance a lot, maybe it wasn't because he was cheated.

These pandas all look alike, maybe they are really his second uncle.

Huang Tian stepped forward: "Brother Zhang, I haven't thanked you for saving my life last time!"

Zhang Fulong snorted: "Don't mention that matter again."

Then I was a little surprised: "You broke through and became an eighth-rank god?"

Huang Tian hehe said: "After the incident with Jiuying, the Heavenly Court has a reward."

Zhang Fulong hummed: "I've also heard about the previous incident. The birth of the Nine Babies is no small matter. How did you survive?"

Huang Tian only said: "The nobleman will help you."

Zhang Fulong has a fiery temper, and when he heard Huang Tian say such things, he only replied: "It's your usual style to play tricks."

Huang Tian also didn't want to break up with him: "Is Brother Zhang's family going to visit the mountains? Take me with you!"

"I'm going to pay a visit to the Black Tiger Clan here instead of going on a mountain tour. This damn iron-eating beast brought me here!"

Hearing that Zhang Fulong had also been tricked, Huang Tian felt a lot more balanced: "Why doesn't Brother Zhang go crazy! Do these iron-eating beasts have a big background?"

"The innate appearance of Zhenyue Lingwang is the appearance of iron-eating beasts." Zhang Fulong had a headache: "These iron-eating beasts are not descendants of Lingwang, but they are quite rascals, and I am not easy to get angry."

Huang Tian oh oh understood, only thinking that the emperor's family also had poor relatives, he was afraid that King Zhenyue Ling would be soft-hearted, so he told them to stay here.

Huang Tian asked again: "What did Brother Zhang offer as a present?"

"Find a few strange chaotic stones and bring them as a gift." Zhang Fulong was also thoughtless.

Huang Tian secretly said: "Chaos Strange Stone? So advanced? Is the bonsai I made too low-end?"

Zhang Fulong didn't intend to waste time: "I'm going for a walk alone, do you want to come together?"

Huang Tian nodded, and the two walked out of Shiwu Village.

The cave is vast and boundless, without boundaries, you can feel free in it, and you don't see palaces.

Zhang Fulong turned into a prototype, which was a beautiful white tiger.

Sitting on the tiger's back, Huang Tian only felt that the fur was soft and more comfortable than an orange raccoon, and secretly said: No wonder your grandfather became a mount for Shangshen, who doesn't love the fur!
But Zhang Yinzhen's old yin really almost cast a shadow over Huang Tian.

But Zhang Fulong is a white tiger, why go to the local black tiger clan?Asking for a brunette?
Huang Tian secretly gossiped.

Fortunately, Zhang Fulong soon found a spiritual mountain in the cave.

The name of the mountain is "Laofu".

Lao Fushan is quite majestic, and Zhang Fulong has a good nose, so he found it by following the smell.

Soon it turned into a human form again, and held a box for Huang Tian.

Huang Tian finally came to his senses, he coaxed himself to be a treasure offering boy, no wonder he sat on his back for a while.

Seeing Huang Tian's resentful eyes, Zhang Fulong only said: "You are idle if you are idle."

Huang Tian opened the box and saw that there was a piece of coral inside.

Zhang Fulong frowned slightly: "What are you opening it for?"

Huang Tian only said: "I'm a wild god in the countryside, I've never seen a baby, I'm curious!"

"This is the thousand-year-old blood coral in the East China Sea. It is a treasure. It can be worn all year round or placed on display to purify the blood."

Waiting to see it slightly raised its neck and roared, the tiger roared in the mountains and forests.

Tigers roared one after another on the mountain, and soon two black tigers came running over, about ten feet long, and they walked with a gust of wind.

Two black tigers leaped from a high rock and transformed into shapes with the wind. When they landed, they turned into a pair of identical teenagers, with black hair and black clothes, baring their teeth: "Which god are you? How did you come here? Our old Fushan didn't Pick up foreigners!"

Zhang Fulong said: "I was ordered by my grandfather to ask for a marriage."

The two teenagers looked Zhang Fulong up and down, and secretly said: "I don't know which tigress' marriage has been told by the elders in the family. This is really a great joy!"

The tone became cheerful: "I see, come with us!"

The two teenagers immediately ran into the mountains and forests, and soon turned into the true form of the black tiger.

Zhang Fulong also turned into a white tiger to accompany him, Huang Tian continued to ride on his back, crossing mountain streams, jumping over cliffs, and soon arrived at a place called "Black Tiger Cliff".

It looks eerie and weird, with a breath of death, as if it is connected to the underworld.

A few black tigers lay lazily on the cliff, in the cliff, and in several caves, faintly revealing an extremely profound aura.

Two black tiger teenagers turned into human forms: "Old ancestor, here comes a marriage proposal!"

I saw a middle-aged man in a black Taoist robe walking out of the cave, his temples were slightly white, and his breath was surging. Although he was not a god, he was practicing immortality, but he looked much more powerful than the black god Wang Shihu, Mahabala Not to mention, he was only about the same as the two black tiger boys.

The middle-aged man was slightly taken aback when he saw Zhang Fulong: "Which family are you from?"

"Grandfather Zhang Yinzhen is the God of Mount Hengni, and I am his grandson."

The middle-aged man remembered: "So it's Brother Zhang's grandson."

Then he said: "300 years ago, Brother Zhang and I explored the secret realm together, and later we chatted and said that I had a daughter who was worried about marrying... But you are a generation behind... Besides, 300 years have passed, and my daughters are all counted." Married out."

"If the nephew asks for a marriage, he can't."

At this time, the young Heihu muttered: "Isn't it clear that there are still a few older sisters who are not married?"

Zhang Fulong's face was slightly ugly.

Huang Tian secretly said in his heart: The classics are here, divorce is not easy!Hurry up and shout 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!
"That's me being abrupt." Zhang Fulong turned around and left.

"Wait a minute!" the middle-aged man said: "If you leave like this, it will inevitably spread that our Black Tiger Clan is not faithful. Apart from begging for marriage, you can change your request. As long as it is not excessive, it will be satisfied!"

"No need." Zhang Fulong only said: "Why does a man have to worry about not having a wife? I just respect my grandfather's order, and I don't have to marry. Since your family has no daughters to marry, I just happen to find another wife."

The middle-aged man nodded slightly: "He's a character, a hero! He's much better than the insidious people like his grandfather."

The middle-aged man remembered the news that his friend Xuanjingdong Dixian was born a few days ago, telling him to be careful with the smiling tiger.

It was because of this that the middle-aged man rejected Zhang Fulong.

But now seeing that Zhang Fulong's appearance and temperament are very good, he regretted the refusal he said just now.

But Zhang Fulong had already turned around and left, Huang Tian hurriedly followed.

"Do you still want this blood coral? Don't give it to me!"

"This is a gift from my courtship, are you willing to accept it?"

Huang Tian hehe said: "Never mind him! Anyway, you won't need it anymore."

"Are you happy?" Zhang Fulong seemed to want to find a punching bag.

Huang Tian immediately shut up: "They are short-sighted! At this moment, at that moment, Brother Zhang, you are not bad at all, but they have Marshal Black Tiger as their backer, who is just a janitor, don't you have your grandfather too? "

"Why are your words of comforting people so yin and yang?" Zhang Fulong didn't bother to pay attention to Huang Tian: "I'm just the fate of the elders, let's go through the motions, it doesn't matter if it works or not."

Huang Tian grinned: "I have an idea."

"What's your idea?" Zhang Fulong said, "It's not another conspiracy?"

"It's better to make friends than to offend others. Your marriage seems to be a political need. You don't have to marry anyone and change to sworn oath! I see those two tiger-headed and tiger-headed people, you can definitely get their ideas!"

"Bad idea!" Zhang Fulong rebuffed straight away: "Shut up."

Huang Tian happily put away the thousand-year-old blood coral: "Don't worry, I like being a matchmaker the most. I told my other brother a matchmaker before, and my brother likes it very much. When I find a suitable one, I will introduce it to you." Give you."

Zhang Fulong was amused by Huang Tian: "You greedy little brat, what kind of matchmaker can you say?"

Afterwards, the two started to wander around, and there were many scenery in the cave.

Unknowingly, he strayed into a strange stone forest.

These stones are of various kinds, some look like dragons, some look like monkeys, and some look like people, as if they were all really transformed.

Not only that, but it has even become an formation, Huang Tian is quite accomplished in this kind of formation, even after entering it, he finds it very complicated.

"This maze of strange rocks is a little level."

"Is it just a level?"

I saw a young man appearing in the strange rock with divine light on his body.

Huang Tian didn't recognize this god, but he saw that the envoy next to him was the Feng Luan who came to seal his family.

"Sir Longchang?"

"Haha, this strange stone formation was laid by me when I was young, can you solve it?"

After all, Huang Tian is also a genius who has cracked the formation of the three inborn talents, so he nodded naturally: "It's just the formation of gossip, using strange stones to connect the earth's energy, the power is very limited."

"Haha!" Long Chang said: "Speaking big, my strange rock is a chess formation, these strange rocks with astrological signs are chess pieces, and the formation is a square formation, how do you say it is an eight trigrams formation? "

(End of this chapter)