Tokyo Girlfriend Guide
Chapter 792 It’s Not That I Can’t Let You Help Me Take a Bath
While Eriri was still carefully enjoying the joy of holding hands, Hojo Kyosuke, who had amazing eyesight, had already seen an unidentified creature on the distant seashore.
He gently squeezed the petite hand with his right hand to remind the other party. The girl first raised her eyebrows, then pursed her lips and squeezed them in response.
Really, are they so happy just holding hands like little kids?
The princess thought absentmindedly, swinging her arms back and forth unconsciously.
Hojo Kyosuke then pinched again, and the girl still pinched in response.
"Don't pinch it, play again later, I'm asking you to look ahead."
Hearing this, Ying Lili subconsciously retorted: "I was just afraid that you would be washed away by the waves, otherwise who would want to hold you back!"
"Yes, yes, of course I will be carried away by the waves that can't even create waves. Maybe I can even swim all the way to Tokyo Bay and sink Neon."
Hojo Kyosuke answered casually, then raised his left hand holding the clogs and pointed forward.
Eriri, who was in a very good mood because of holding hands, did not argue anymore, but looked forward obediently. Her eyesight was very useful with her contact lenses, and she saw the black figure squatting by the sea at a glance.
It was small and black, with a stick-like object behind it, like a cat squatting there.
The girl's eyes widened suddenly, and she exclaimed in disbelief, "This can't be true! Is there really an eleventh generation descendant who can fish?!"
As soon as she finished shouting, she raised her right hand to cover her mouth. I don’t know if she was afraid of scaring the cat or disturbing the fishing.
The black kitten seemed to swallow all the moonlight, like a silhouette.
It sat on the sand with its tail curled up, and did not move even when the waves came over. Ying Lili was still worried that the sea water would wet it, but it was obviously unnecessary to worry. The small waves rushed to a place a few centimeters away from its feet and then lost their power. It controlled the distance very well.
Just as Hojo Kyosuke was about to take out his cell phone to take a picture, he was pulled down by Eriri and made to squat. The hem of his clothes fell on the sand, making him close his eyes in pain.
"Hey, Kyosuke, quickly ask Yukino to send over a photo of the eleventh-generation grandson so we can see if it's really me."
The girl lowered her voice and spoke carefully, her big crystal clear eyes still sparkling in the dark night.
She had a very happy smile on her face, and it was obvious that this sudden and strange development made her very happy.
Hojo Kyosuke also whispered, "No, Yang No said it was an orange cat as fat as a pig, at least three times as fat as this black cat."
"Maybe he's one of Fat Cat's men? Normally someone that fat would sit on the throne."
Eriri speculated that this was how it was played in many of the animations she had watched: when something happened and they needed to escape, the skinny cats would rush forward and carry the big fat cat away.
That's just a cartoon. In reality, if there really were such fat cats, they would only be bullied by their agile counterparts.
Hojo Kyosuke thought so in his heart, but he repeatedly agreed with the girl's guess, saying that the fat cat could not be so fat if he didn't have his subordinates.
Having her intelligence recognized, Eriri immediately started laughing, opened her eyes wide and looked around slyly, trying to find Fat Cat and other subordinates who were waiting for their subordinates to pay tribute.
But unfortunately, apart from a few tourists, there was only that one cat on the entire beach.
The two of them just squatted there in an undignified manner, staring at the cat playing in the water and whispering from time to time.
The black cat in front didn't seem to notice that two stupid humans were watching it. It looked at the waves rolling in from afar, lowered its head from time to time to lick its fur, and swung its curled tail casually. When the distance of the waves shortened again, it would move forward one or two steps.
Even someone as stupid as Eriri could tell by now that the cat wasn't there to catch fish, but to watch the waves.
What a pleasant life.
The girl couldn't help thinking about it. After a while of random thoughts, she suddenly asked:
"Hey, Kyousuke, what do you think about me being a cat in my next life?"
Ok?
The sudden question made Hojo Kyousuke stunned, but Sakura was far ahead in terms of being crazy. He was used to it and quickly said with a smile:
"That's great. You will definitely become a very beautiful cat."
Of course I know this, do I need to tell you?
Feeling very happy, Eriri asked, "What are the details?"
Hojo Kyosuke smiled and said, "A ragdoll cat, right? So delicate and gorgeous."
Still arrogant and clingy...
Eriri was happier now that she knew what a Ragdoll Cat looked like, but she was still dissatisfied:
"But Ragdoll cats have poor survival ability in the wild. It's impossible for them to come to the beach to play alone like Xiao Hei did."
Hojo Kyosuke glanced at a certain golden retriever speechlessly, thinking, isn't this just like you? He tricked me into taking a walk on the beach in a roundabout way.
Ying Lili thought about it and said shamelessly:
"If you ask me, if I were to become a cat, I would be a strong cat like a tabby cat or an American shorthair cat, good at catching mice and able to wander the streets alone. If I were a ragdoll cat, I would definitely be bullied by other stray cats if I walked on the street."
After she finished speaking, she asked uncertainly whether the two types of cats she mentioned were very powerful. After getting an affirmative reply, she immediately said happily that she would be that kind of cat in her next life. She also complained that if a cunning woman like Kasumigaoka Utaha turned into a cat, she would definitely be the kind of cat that would meow and act coquettishly at her owner's feet all day long, which would be a disgrace to cats.
After she expressed her opinion, she finally revealed her true intentions:
"What about you, Kyousuke? What kind of cat do you want to be?"
Hojo Kyosuke was stunned. If he really wanted to change, he would definitely become Doraemon or Talking Tom. At worst, he would be Cool Cat. However...
"When did I say I wanted to be a cat in my next life?" he wondered.
If I could choose what I want to be in my next life, at the very least I'd want to be something like Superman.
"Ok?"
Ying Lili turned her head, squinted her eyes slightly, and opened her little mouth to reveal her pointed little fangs.
I have turned into a cat. What else do you want to be if not a cat?
She stared at someone with a "murderous" look, expressing her intention to bite you to death if your next words did not satisfy her.
Hojo Kyosuke also frowned and said seriously:
"I want to be a human being in my next life."
"what……?"
The girl was a little dumbfounded and made a disappointed sound. She knew that the topic they were discussing was childish, but... Kyosuke would always accompany her. No matter how childish the matter was, as long as Kyosuke was there, it would become very interesting.
With a flat mouth, she grumbled aggrievedly: "Well, when I think about it carefully, being a cat is not so good. Licking my fur every day is too troublesome..."
There was no other way. When the stupid chores didn't accommodate themselves, she had to accommodate them.
Hojo Kyosuke nodded and said, "Yes."
Huh? You still nod? When we reach a place without street lights, I will bite off your stupid head and swallow it!
Ying Lili thought angrily.
Hojo Kyosuke continued, "Because if Eriri turned into a cat, she would definitely be a beautiful cat. She would not be good at surviving in the wild and would be bullied by other cats."
You still said! ?
The girl turned her head and looked at someone in disbelief. Was he angry because she had disturbed him from getting to know other girls?
She began to feel uneasy.
Someone still had a warm smile on his face, and he whispered, "So I have to be a human, so that I can adopt you, prepare delicious cat food for you, a warm and comfortable cat bed, help you comb your hair, and give you a bath..."
The princess, who was easy to bully and fool, immediately felt her nose sore. Knowing that she was deceived, she immediately said in grievance and anger:
"Who asked you to give me a bath? Don't you know I'm a little female cat?"
haha~
Hojo Kyosuke burst out laughing and continued to tease her:
"Then I'll marry a wife who likes cats and let her wash them for you?"
"Can't!"
Eriri immediately shouted anxiously:
"Absolutely not!"
After she finished shouting, she frowned and thought for a moment, then said shyly: "At most I'll let you help me bathe with your eyes closed."
Hojo Kyosuke grinned and said, "Does that mean I can touch you all over?"
Her Royal Highness the Princess said in a low voice with a wandering look in her eyes: "After all, it's just a bath, there's nothing we can do about it, right?"
Now even Hojo Kyosuke's eyes became vague, and the air became extremely ambiguous in an instant.
After all... there is no cat here, but him, Hojo Kyosuke, and the delicate, cute, and rosy-faced beautiful girl who is holding his hand.
Eriri, who had been secretly observing someone's expression, finally came to her senses and immediately said with contempt, "You are a pervert with a head full of pornographic garbage, and you actually have thoughts about a cat?"
Hojo Kyosuke was speechless when he heard this. Aren't you, a cat, the one who felt embarrassed first?
"But it's true. Even if I turn into a cat, I will definitely be the most beautiful one!"
The girl said arrogantly, then she turned her head away from looking at someone, and after two seconds she whispered again:
"Not only do you want delicious cat food, you also need to protect me!"
Hojo Kyosuke also agreed in a low voice.
After the delusion of reincarnating as a cat ended, the two quickly left the beach. Because Eriri was so excited that she spoke much louder, the cat watching the sea was scared away.
"Really? It's all your fault!"
Ying Lili complained. If this guy hadn't said that on purpose to tease her, how could she have been disappointed, angry, and aggrieved and yelled!
Hojo Kyosuke accepted it all with a smile. This arrogant idiot likes to pass the buck, but the best thing is that she never brings up the past. She passes the buck just for the sake of face, and will never take the opportunity to find fault with her, even when facing Kasumigaoka Utaha.
Sitting on the flower bed by the roadside to clean the sand off their feet, the two still held hands and walked slowly towards the cat house.
There are still a lot of people on the street at this time, including couples, families of three, and groups of young girls in yukatas.
Hojo Kyosuke knew that the golden-haired man's eyes were fixed on him, so he looked straight ahead and showed no concern.
Walking side by side on the sidewalk, Eriri put down her heels lightly and stepped on her toes heavily like a child, making some strange footsteps.
The girl squeezed the big hand.
"Cough-cough-"
She cleared her throat and said solemnly:
"I am having a great time tonight!"
Hojo Kyosuke smiled gently and said, "Me too."
And then...and then nothing happened. A stall selling grilled rice cake balls suddenly appeared in front of him. Hojo Kyosuke was attracted by the burnt aroma of brown sugar and malt, so he walked over and bought several bunches.
After swallowing a meatball, Ying Lili showed a happy smile on her face, so sweet.
Seeing that they were almost at the street where the cat house was, she finally couldn't help but look at Hojo Kyosuke and asked:
"Don't you want to know why I'm so happy tonight?"
If you knew that, you would make me happy more often in the future!
Hojo Kyosuke thought to himself, I've been waiting for you to ask, and now I'm happy too.
Holding back from asking Eriri was even harder than asking Eriri to hold back from asking. He himself was feeling a little suffocated, but luckily it was that idiot who couldn't hold back first, so he finally spoke with satisfaction:
"Why are you so happy tonight, Eriri?"
Humph! You didn't ask me when I wanted to tell you, and I didn't tell you when you wanted to know!
Eriri really wanted to play a trick on someone in this way, but her family knew her own business, and if she didn't tell Kyosuke, she would be so depressed that she would bleed internally.
So she could only make amends for herself:
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully."
"Thank you." Someone said immediately.
So Eriri smiled even more happily:
"Actually, it is..."
The words came to my lips, but I couldn't say them.
The girl's lips trembled. Was she trying to say that I was so happy that I almost jumped up just because I was holding hands with you while shopping?
"Anyway, I'm just very happy! As a handyman, you don't need to know so much! Just listen to your supervisor!"
She used her almighty magic skill of unreasonableness. If you still don't understand what I have said, then it must be your fault!
Hojo Kyosuke didn't say whether he understood or not, he just smiled and said:
“I’m actually very happy tonight.”
Unlike someone with bad intentions, upon hearing this, Eriri immediately asked urgently:
"Why are you so happy tonight, Kyousuke?"
If I knew, I would be able to make you happy more often in the future!
Hearing this, Hojo Kyosuke turned his head and looked into the pair of sparkling blue eyes. He didn't say anything, but just gently squeezed the girl's hand.
Then he shook the two men's arms and walked forward.
Ying Lili shook her hands passively. She was stunned for two seconds and wanted to force someone to give a quick answer, but her arms shaking back and forth had already told her.
"Hehe~~"
She kept laughing in a silly way, and Kyosuke did the same~
While the two were walking, Yukinoshita Yukino in the cat house became a little anxious.
I have received a message from Mr. Hiratsuka on my phone. She has arrived near the shopping street and is looking for a place to park.
But the other protagonist has not yet arrived.
"What's the matter? Yukino, you've only been apart from Hojo for a while and you're already missing her?"
Yang said sarcastically.
Who would want that guy? Could it be that he wanted Hojo to cooperate with his sister to tease him?
Yukinoshita pursed her lips and said nothing. (End of this chapter)
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